There are always so many people who want to kill me

One: have you heard

"I heard that a nine-year-old baby is going to be a prince." Many years ago, such gossip was circulated in the marketplace in the Great Qi Dynasty.

"So what, the young emperor ascended the throne at the age of six." The wise old man next to him who knew some history stroked the goatee on the tip of his chin, and replied with a look of contempt.

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, yes, what can I do, the labor and capital of the family is the emperor, who was entrusted to the blessing pile, let alone become a king at the age of nine, even if you become a prince at birth, you have no temper.Because of this, everyone in the Great Qi Dynasty knew this Chengze Prince Wen Xin, who was already a blockbuster without a song, the nine-year-old prince who wore a python robe and was in charge of the palace.

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"I heard that Prince Chengze is going to travel around the world." After the death of the God Emperor, Emperor Ren succeeded to the throne. Within a few years, it was rumored that the Prince Chengze was crying and clamoring not to study, not to be an official, not to lead the army, not to The news that the fief is going out to play.

"So what, it's the same nature as when the Jiangnan king left the capital, and it saves the suspicion of the one above." Zhisou looked at all sentient beings again, smoking a dry cigarette, and looked around at the idiots who had zero political sensitivity, "But It's also the benevolent one above, take a look, which dynasty will allow a prince to run around? You have to put it in front of your eyes before you can rest assured."

Everyone was stunned to hear the shocking secret, and then returned to the original emotion. Not only is labor and capital the emperor, but the brother of the same mother is also the emperor. They really were born into the blessing.

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"I heard that Prince Chengze is going to marry the youngest son of the Master Situ's family." Another breaking news spread wildly in the market of Huadu, man and man marrying each other?For the first time in the ages.

"So what, the old concubine agrees." The old wise old man once again pointed Jiang Shan, "A few years ago, Mr. Lu jointly petitioned for the passage of the law allowing same-sex marriage. As long as the parents agree, this It's not a big deal, the old concubine has been such an adopted son for many years, how could she not follow him. Moreover, why did the emperor approve the same-sex marriage? This is basically paving the way for Prince Chengze, although in name Chengze The prince is only the Holy Majesty's cousin, but who doesn't know that Prince Chengze and the Holy Majesty are brothers of the same mother."

Everyone nodded, and it was the same sentence. They were entrusted to be born in the blessing pile, held by the elder brother who was the emperor, and doted on by the adoptive mother who was the concubine. Apart from rebellion, what else would they not dare to do and could not do?

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Finally, "I heard, Prince Chengze took the emperor's son away and raised him."

The wise old man has turned into ashes, but everyone has learned to be calm about what happened to Prince Chengze, Prince Chengze, nothing can happen to him, we are very used to it, it doesn't matter at all.

Two: My Big Gay Wedding

The news that Prince Chengze was about to arrive in Beijing with Prince Jiangnan (the second prince) and the two county kings who were the third and fourth princes, made the officials in the Huadu court very worried for a while, fearing that the person who came would be unkind. , endangering the country and the country, I beg the emperor to make a clear decision.

The emperor said, I am not worried at all, why?Because his younger brother had already written a letter to make it clear that he was only coming back to get married, and all he brought with him were relatives and friends, and he would leave after getting married.

As a result, the courtiers who had figured out the whole story began to care about the emperor's marital status, and Emperor Ren has not been married so far.

The emperor said, I don't think TAT is urging me, it's better to stop Master Situ, and ask him to persuade his daughter to restore her daughter's body as soon as possible and marry me. I have been waiting for so many years, so I am really anxious.

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"Who's wearing the bridal gown?" You Zhi asked.

"Who is wearing the groom's clothes?" Zuo Zhi cooperated.

"Who is sitting in the sedan chair?"

"Who's riding the horse?" Zuo Zhi.

"Who will stop the wine?" Right.

"Who is on top!" Zuo Zhi.

"Shit, you didn't follow the routine!" You Zhi was very indignant.

"I'm just more concerned about the main issue." Zuo Zhi glanced at Right Zhi, his eyes were full of disdain for how ordinary people would understand my tricks.

"Can't you see that? Wen Xin's physique...that character..." You Zhi was also very indignant, and tried to make preparations to let the former twin brothers and now the half-brothers know that the other party was wrong, " Can you stop which pot is not opened and carry which pot, so as to save some face for Wen Xin."

I can't thank you enough!Wen Xin was silent on the sidelines, she might as well not save face for me, it is even more embarrassing now.

Situ Lv looked at Wen Xin, who was about to cry or not, and took the initiative to stand up and end the quarrel between the two people next to him: "I wear a bridal gown, I sit in a sedan chair, and I block the wine... As for the bed issue, that is between us ,Thanks."

Zuozhi and Youzhi looked at each other, pursed their lips in satisfaction, and said tacitly: "This is more or less the same."

cheated!Situ Lv thought of it belatedly.

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On the day of the wedding, Mrs. Situ expressed that she was under a lot of pressure. She always thought that she was just marrying a male daughter-in-law, but she didn't expect to marry a son: "Master, our family's Alu is too disappointing. I should have known that Ayin and Alu They must have cast the wrong gender for each other!"

Master Situ patted his wife who occasionally had strange thoughts, not knowing how to comfort her.Anyone can see that he is his family's Ah Lu who took the initiative to sit in the sedan chair and marry into the palace because of his doting on Wen Xin?One person spoils another person, doesn't that explain something?

——People really can't be too iron-toothed.

Colleagues came one by one to say congratulations to Scholar Situ that he successfully married... a son.

Taifu Su cupped his hands, congratulated him, and then whispered to Master Situ: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it."

Didn't expect anything?

Lu Ji brought his family Yan Hui to congratulate him. A literary champion and a martial arts champion are really a perfect match. After the congratulations, when he turned around and left, he only heard Yan Hui whisper to Lu Ji: "It's true that people can't be judged by appearances. , Shi Heng, are you right?"

What can't be seen?

The son-in-law, Bao Yan, also came to congratulate Master Situ, and after congratulating him, he added: "I will definitely not let Xiner take Ah Lü, please rest assured."

what?

Master Situ also began to worry about his son's up and down issues. The three of them became tigers, and Zeng's mother jumped over the wall. That's the way.

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On the wedding night, the bride Alu and the groom Wenxin drank a cup of wine, and everyone booed; the bride Alu and the groom Wenxin bit an apple, and everyone booed again; He got up and drove out all the people who were about to surprise the onlookers, and they were dying outside the door.

The natal family is easy to dismiss: "Sister, if you continue to watch with the emperor, be careful that the emperor will get angry on the spot, and there will be a guest room next to you, and you will not be able to continue to enjoy yourself in the court..."

Situ Yin left the world and ran away, and took away the most difficult emperor by the way.

The man's family is better off: "If you want to destroy the illusion in your mind that Wen Xin is the superior, then continue to listen."

The second prince, baby, Zuo Zhi and You Zhi immediately scattered like birds and beasts.

Go back to the house, close the door, pounce, pick up, hug, kiss, masturbate, get wet, get big, fuck, scream, roll over, start again, normal, back, bed, under the bed, harmony, Harmony, continue to be harmonious, try hard to be harmonious until dawn, in the end, Wen Xin was fainted by Harmony. (Detailed version see custom printing)

The wedding night is over.

The next day, Prince Chengze punched Princess Chengze with an old fist, and Prince Chengze's "You beast!" echoed, reverberated, reverberated over the entire Chengze Palace...

In the backyard, Princess Chengze sat firmly in the grand teacher's chair, thinking that she might not be able to drink this cup of daughter-in-law tea today.

"Wang Taifei, don't we go to see the prince?" The worried little maid was very concerned about what Prince Chengze said just now.

The old concubine waved her hand in an old spirit: "It's okay, it's okay, wait for the princess to concentrate on serving the prince today, call the princess over tomorrow, and I will set the rules for my daughter-in-law!" My son hurts himself, although the son's room It's not easy for her to manage her son, so it's easy to think of a way to avenge her son.