There are always so many people who want to kill me

It's easy to get on a boat and difficult to get off, so Lu Shiheng wants to hang on the southeast branch.

Lu Ji finally agreed to Wen Xin's reservation request for the post of Taifu, and he would never let go of the opportunity to show his ambition.Even though everything happened too suddenly, like falling from the sky, even though the Taifu told him to take it step by step, but he couldn't wait, the speed was really too slow, look at the past three years, he was just a doctor of Taixue You can understand.

He longs for success, desperately, because success means everything.

Lu Ji has always looked like a frail scholar. Only he knows how much ambition and appetite are hidden in his heart. He feels that he is full of talents, and all he lacks is opportunities.

And obviously, this master reserved for the future prince is that opportunity.Both Wen Xin and Lu Ji knew that the prince's master was just an excuse. Before the prince was six years old and entered school, Lu Ji, the master, obviously wanted to serve the prince's father, Wen Xin, for a period of time. It has always been good, so even if you become a Taifu, it is only a part-time job, just like Su Taifu.

Lu Ji successfully boarded Wen Xin's big ship.

Everyone in the court only realized after the New Year's holiday that the emperor began to value a doctor of imperial studies named Lu Ji, even though he was only a part-time lecturer.

The difference between a doctor of Taixue and a bachelor's lecturer is the difference between teaching the students of Taixue and giving lectures to the emperor. These are obviously two different concepts, even if they have the same grade.For this reason, the ministers of the DPRK and China were divided into two distinct attitudes. One thought that the official gave too much, and the other thought that the official gave too little, but they also agreed that the official came too inexplicably.

The young officials were thinking, what kind of bad luck did this land base have? Didn't it just insist on making up lessons for Taixue students during the New Year holiday? Isn't it amazing?Could it be because of this that the emperor regarded him as a close minister of the emperor?It's so unscientific!

The old officials who had experienced the late emperor's period and had a deep understanding of Wen Xin's nature were also full of doubts. Is the emperor favoring Lu Ji?No, with the emperor's miraculous character, the position of a servant is too low, and it doesn't fit Wen Xin's character setting, why should it be a servant from a certain department. (Hello!)

Just when the changes in the court were not big or small, but they touched the hearts of all courtiers, the Queen Mother's birthday was approaching.

Wen Xin was very happy that the Empress Dowager's birthday was approaching, not because he had any special feelings for his mother's annual festival, but because according to his memory, the general was about to return from victory.Present the jackpot for the queen mother's birthday, and greatly promote the safety of the frontier.

This time, Wen Xin changed his attitude in the correspondence with the general, and believed that Ah Li could understand what he meant. "Cut the grass without removing the roots, and the spring breeze will regenerate", the meaning is already very clear, isn't it?He wanted Chen Chao to leave no blade of grass behind, and the dancing boy in red probably wouldn't be able to survive the pressure of the army. In the face of his life and safety, all benevolent policies would go to hell.

In this regard, the newly appointed Lu Shisao has two points to express.

First, the high degree of affirmation of the Program of Cutting Weeds and Roots.In the concept of the land-based young cynic, he takes the happiness of the people of his own country as his own responsibility. As for those of other countries, even enemy countries, it is best to die. (Please refer to the attitude of most of the cynics in my country during the earthquake in District 11*)

Two, your majesty, you actually keep in touch with the general every day!Even if you are a model of the monarch and minister model, even if you are a bamboo horse and a bamboo horse who grew up, even if you are a husband and wife who are fighting at the border, you are not so sticky!It is completely inconsistent with the cognition of normal people, especially in this era of underdeveloped communication, the most shameful thing is that you use the [-]-mile express to chat about family affairs!

"Eh?" Wen Xin tilted her head in surprise, "Is it not possible?"

"Of course not!" Lu Ji has discovered since he became acquainted with Wen Xin that Wen Xin's idea of ​​mysterious and unpredictable Du Nima was his dream!Wen Xin is not pretending to be the brother next door, he is the brother next door, "Who instilled in you such a strange thought that it is reasonable to talk about family life with the [-]-mile emergency report!"

Lu Ji was roaring in his heart, which put me at the beginning where the anxiety of thinking that the border was critical and that I needed to communicate every day!

"It's always been like this." Wen Xin replied as a matter of course, with a serious face, "Ah Lu is like this every time after leaving, you have to tell him on time what you ate, what you drank, what you played today, and how you feel. Okay, something interesting happened around me, or something unpleasant, otherwise Ali will be worried."

Lu Ji said that there are too many slots, and he doesn't know where to start.

——Of course you sister, you can take it for granted if you look serious, right?Even if you don't have IQ, you should have some common sense, right? !

—Is it every time you leave, not every time you go to fight?It means that you did the same when the general visited Yongji, the old capital of Daqi every year?Then take you directly with me, okay?Don’t waste the country’s horses by false publicity and selfishness. Do you know that a few high-quality horses ran away and died in an eight-hundred-mile emergency report? !

——The most damning thing is that sentence, Ah Lu, are you afraid that others will not suspect the relationship between you and the general?Always remember that you are the only unmanly emperor in your family!Moreover, what are you talking about, and that subtle attitude, no wonder you are not masculine, if you really have something to do with the general, you will be crushed, even if you are the emperor!

After venting his inner feelings, he breathed N times outside Lu Ji, and finally calmed down his mood. He didn't really roar out what was in his heart, and Wen Xin punished him for disrespect.

Even if Wen Xin is not punished, when the general comes back, Lu Ji believes that he will not have his good fruit to eat.

——What kind of trouble is this kind of mood that seems to have bullied someone else's wife and is afraid that her husband will come back for revenge!Teacher, you screwed me to death. At the beginning, you didn't say that the general had such a prying mood for the emperor!

Yes, peek!After reading the letter written by the general to Wen Xin, Lu Ji was [-]% sure that the general's thoughts were not simple, and only a bland and white guy like Wen Xin would think that the general's concern was just ordinary. Greetings between ordinary bamboo horses, greetings to your sister, fall.

"The letter, has anyone else read it?" Lu Ji felt that his journey to assist the emperor was long and far away, and he could hardly see the future.

"Hmm..." Wen Xin began to think hard, and then counted silently with her fingers.

! ! !Nima, you still need to count? !How much do you have to expose before you are reconciled? Damn it!Lu Ji deeply regretted his impulsiveness that day. How nice it is to be a doctor of imperial studies, at least he has no worries about food and clothing, and will not be mad at the emperor to death!

"...forgot." Wen Xin replied very sincerely.

"..." Lu Ji's heart was so cold, is it still possible to jump off the very unstable thief ship of the Son of Heaven? !

"Shi Heng, don't be angry." Although Wen Xin didn't know where Lu Ji was offended, he instantly understood that Lu Ji was angry by relying on his excellent intuition of danger that he had escaped from the second prince many times.

"I'm not angry." Lu Ji gritted his teeth and said.

Wen Xin looked over pitifully, Lu Ji was defeated.I thought to myself, the emperor was taught to be crooked before, and he can't be blamed. Seeing his clumsy apology, Lu Ji lost all anger.Constantly comforting himself, such an emperor is wonderful, as long as he straightens the emperor, his future will be limitless in the future!This is the greatest advantage of the Wen family. As long as they are willing to listen to you and your ideas are correct, then you don't have to worry about the country being bad.

Wen Xin saw that Lu Ji had obviously loosened, and shook his short tail in his heart, winning.This trick can even deal with the vicious Second Emperor Brother, not to mention you Lu Ji.

It is true that Wen Xin lacks a lot of political common sense, but he does not lack the experience of keeping people he cares about from getting angry.

If you think about the people who have been defeated by Wen Xin in the past, you can understand. The second prince, the general, the empress, Zuo Zhi, You Zhi and even Su Taifu, Wen Xin asked himself that in this field, he has been invincible for 20 years.Even if he didn't use it intentionally before, but exuded this advantage unintentionally, now that he manages it consciously, the power will only increase, not decrease.

"All in all, the emperor can't write such letters to the general every day, and can't let others see it!" Lu Ji issued a death order.

"Ah Lu will be unhappy~" Wen Xin reminded Lu Ji in his own way not to think about confronting the general now, even the queen needs to be patient.Because if there is a problem with such a letter, the queen who has read the letter before will not fail to find out, but she did not stop it, and even seemed to compromise, which is enough to explain a lot of problems.

Under Lu Ji's explanation of the forces in the DPRK and China, Wen Xin now gradually understands many things. For example, the sister-brother alliance between the queen and the general has already collapsed in the past three years, and they are even slightly hostile to each other. The power of the teacher is the neutralizing agent.

As for the reason why the empress and the general broke up, Wen Xin couldn't figure it out even if he died. The siblings should be a natural community of interests, just like him and his mother-in-law. Moreover, the empress loved Alu very much when he was a child. .At that time, the queen was still secretly acting as the emperor's illegitimate child, and defended Situ Lv's companion everywhere in the Mongolian Pavilion. Even the queen's relationship with Wen Xin was because of Situ Lv's good relationship with Wen Xin.

Lu Ji felt that he had unknowingly discovered a very important secret in the palace.

The truth behind Situ's sister and brother turning against each other.Although there must be many conflicts of interest involved in this, in the final analysis... it is still Wen Xin.It's really scary, even if you think about it deeply, it's creepy.

This also made Lu Ji firm in his intention to hug Wen Xin's thigh tightly. Now that he has been boarded on this precarious ship, and he already knows what he shouldn't know, the only way to survive is to persevere and go to the end. survive.And now only Wen Xin's protection can be preserved, and Wen Xin must have a smart enough brain to be able to withstand the pressure of the general and the queen and keep him.

Or, Lu Ji turned his head, the queen needs a former ally to help her husband block some unnecessary pornographic news?The way to get along with the harem is like walking on thin ice. His teacher once taught him this way, but once it is handled well, it will gain a lot. It is absolutely high risk and high reward.

The author has something to say: * District 11: Japan.The magical nickname for Japan from the anime Rebellious Lelouch~

Thanks for "God horses are all nonsense~" Dear three mines, MUA~Welcome to be a part of the big family of a little cute thing~I hope to get in touch with you more in the future~

Finally, regarding the new function, you don’t have to doubt it, it’s true, JJ really launched such a SB function.And in order to calm down a certain irritable mood, a certain wrote a short story with love and posted it on BS...Unfortunately, his vest was blown up, so he simply decided to post the short story to the text, and have fun with friends~

The third young master wrote a little transparency about Tanmei on the female channel of Hexie.com, and took a domineering one who seemed domineering to me at the time, but in fact...it was so popular that people would forget it at a glance. Looking at Hexie.com, this young man, that three son Yes, not to mention hundreds or thousands, there are always dozens, not to mention there are XX three young people, or XX three X's.

But San Shao Xiaoqing is still happily writing articles, working from dawn to dusk just for the average daily manuscript fee of more than ten yuan a day in the income of V articles, which is not enough to pay the Internet and electricity bills.

All this is just because he hopes to get a little closer to his idol, Harmony.com's well-deserved master Qing Jiu.

In San Shao's mind, Qingjiu is a proud woman like a queen, with straight black hair and rimless glasses. With her fingertips, she writes paragraphs of words that he regards as classics in the notebook, maybe occasionally She also lights a lady's cigarette, holding a candy-flavored cigarette between her white and slender fingers, her eyes blurred and sexy amidst the smoke.

Although San Shao actually hates people smoking, regardless of gender, he himself does not smoke.But his idol, Qingjiu, once said in a Weibo interview that she would smoke when she was upset or uninspired.

The third young master also wanted to learn, but in the end he was defeated in the earth-shattering scene where he almost coughed his lungs out when he smoked for the first time.

……

Qingjiu is also writing on Hexie.com. He is a master of the male channel, and his name is very casual. It comes from "a pen name registered on a sunny day on the [-]th". Later, he found out that this pen name is too fucking mother-C, and many people Readers insisted that he was a woman, even though the male protagonist in his novel hugged him left and right.

Later, when he became popular, the high-level executives made him blur the gender issue from the perspective of hype topics. To this day, there are still people posting and arguing about whether he is a man or a woman.

Qingjiu doesn't like this kind of gimmick very much, but after signing a clause that pays extremely high but is a bit overbearing, he can't openly confront the website, so he can only reveal the information that he is a man from the side, such as talking He has a vicious tongue, as if he was outspoken about his smoking.

Who would have thought...but it was even more powerful.

Qingjiu also reads articles on Hexie.com, and throws reward tickets without hesitation, because Hexie.com has an interesting system. When giving a reward, you can approve the vest. No one knows who you are, so he can feel at ease and boldly use his personal In the name of Qingjiu, not in Qingjiu's name, there is no need to worry about unnecessary troubles.

Recently, Qingjiu was reading a small and transparent article. The writing style is immature and a little green, but what is commendable is the seriousness of the code words, and the occasional bright spots between the lines.Of course, what Qingjiu likes the most is to read what the little transparent author has to say, the feeling of being a very serious little rabbit who doesn’t even know that she’s being cute. At the beginning, Zhang Zhang left a message to encourage or molested the little white rabbit, and gave him a reward every day, just for him to see. The author was very surprised and at a loss in what he had to say, and persuaded him to be rich and not spend it like that. He thought it was the source of his inspiration. .

Today, Qingjiu also started to watch the update of Little White Rabbit as usual, and was going to leave a message to vote, and then went to code her own article.Unexpectedly... a tragedy happened.

Harmony Network pumped.

Yes, I have smoked. The biggest shortcoming of Harmony.com is that it is always smoked, always smoked, and never stops.

Qingjiu dropped the wireless keyboard and cursed inelegantly, Guan Saner was mischievous again, modify your sister's program!Every author of Hexie.com knows that there is an 80.00% possibility that Guan San'er is changing the program randomly.Therefore, the three major hobbies of the authors of Hexie.com are codewords, disturbing bases, and cursing.

Not being able to continue molesting the little white rabbit makes Qing ninety-nine very depressed, so she decides to vent her anger by torturing the protagonist in her story today. When she sees a beautiful woman taking a bath, she can only watch but not eat.Decided!

Qingjiu is gay, so it doesn't matter if he can eat beautiful women or not, but under the text, there are already many sorrows.

The mental balance was instantly balanced, Qingjiu thought, I also saw that the little white rabbit couldn't be molested, it's all because of the damned Guan San'er!

……

Although the third young master is a little transparent, he is still diligently typing, not only because he wants to close the subtle distance with his idol Qingjiu, but also because there is a love tiger oil in his article that is so cold to death. After voting for him every day, buying V to follow the article, and leaving comments to encourage him, seeing the reader named "Yu Shiliu" in the vest, San Shao felt full of energy and had the greatest courage to continue to face the coldness of the article , Work hard to type, and finish the text very seriously.

Today, San Shao also updated the article that was coded last night early, and has been browsing the webpage to wait for Yuliu to appear. In fact, Yuliu has always been very regular, always appearing at a specific time, like clocking in at work. Same, never absent, never late.

... People really shouldn't be too hard-nosed, because Yu Shiliu didn't show up today.

The third young master began to feel restless, and every day he read Yu Shiliu's reply before continuing to code tomorrow's update full of fighting spirit and happiness.Today, when Yu Shiliu didn't show up, San Shao felt that his glass heart was about to break. He kept reassuring himself that maybe Yu Shiliu had something to go out today, or there was a power outage at home, or there was no internet. It took a while, but there was still a small voice in my heart saying that even Yu Shiliu didn't want to read your article anymore, he found it boring, and was afraid of hurting you by speaking out, so he quietly disappeared.

In fact, San Shao has always had no confidence in his own writing, especially after comparing with his idol Qingjiu, he would always unconsciously say, look at others, then look at you, and want to have close contact with idols, in the next life!Because of Yu Shiliu's encouragement, the third young master persisted, otherwise he would have given up long ago.

Now, even Yuliu can't hold on anymore?Third Young Master began to think that it was time for him to give up.

Every time I wait for Yuliu’s comment, it’s like waiting for a date. I know what time the other party will come, but I can’t help scrolling the webpage over and over again, as if I hope to let the other party Know what you value.As the date draws near, the mood will become more and more happy and excited, nervously looking forward to what he will say today, whether he will say something good, or give a very pertinent opinion, and then they will meet in the Discuss below the text, and improve the text together.

Now that the date is letting go, the third young master will naturally not stand still and feel depressed. He goes to find Kami Sama who can heal him—Master Qingjiu to warm his heart.

Yesterday's update of Qingjiu just happened to be before the third young master had time to read it. After reading it, I feel much better. My eternal goddess, Master Qingjiu!

Start leaving messages to vote, this is the homework that San Shao must do, even though it is possible that San Shao is just a drop in the ocean among the tide of fans, and he will be overwhelmed before Qingjiu sees him, but he is still very devout like a pilgrimage Get this thing done.As a result... San Shao felt today that he probably didn't read the almanac, and it must be written that everything is not going well!

The third young master discovered that Harmony smoked again!He couldn't leave a message to vote for Qingjiu...Fu Ling's heart was so close, San Shao began to wonder if Yu Shiliu had also encountered such a situation, and it wasn't that he left, but that Hexie.com was pumped.

Immediately, this reason became so reliable and trustworthy that any power outages, network outages, or accidents are not as real as the one drawn by Hexie.com.

……

In the afternoon, Harmony.com finally finished drawing.

Then a wave of cursing Guan San'er in the forum surged.Because of Harmony's pumping this time, Guan San'er was mischievous again and launched a new function.

What are the advantages of the new function? At present, everyone is still groping, but the disadvantages are obvious.

As I said earlier, Harmony.com’s Youai function allows you to leave a message and vote without causing any trouble to yourself. You can hide behind the vest when you don’t want others to know who you are.The new function launched now is... stripping the vest.In the voting column, you can click along the vest to enter a magical alien space called "Reader's Column". Your recent and past favorites, subscriptions, and messages will all be displayed.

And the most damning thing is that a new function has been added to the author's column called "I'm still a reader~", yo sister!

San Shao and Qing Jiu cursed together.

The forum is also full of excitement, there are many similar to "will there be a function of 'I also join the forum' someday, Guan San'er will be willing?!"; "Strongly request to delete the new function..."; "Guan Saner, you want to drive everyone away, you won"; "The biggest advantage of the new feature is that there are fewer messages"; "The advantages and disadvantages of the new feature are non-committal, but Guan Saner, would you mind stabilizing the server? What else? Posts like that.

San Shao also joined the event with his sleeveless vest, while Qingjiu was busy trying to figure out a way to contact the editor. Can she let Guan San backstage and get rid of his readers' column, anyway, Harmony is very hot.

……

There is nothing in Qingjiu's reader column that you can't meet people, but...he is a master of male videos, and all his subscribers are female porn.

It will make people more suspicious that he is a woman, and a rotten woman.Qingjiu has already foreseen that in the near future, there will be words such as "The first male and the second male must have an adulterous relationship, Uncle Jiu, you should give up stubborn resistance, don't cry, stand up and masturbate, put aside the disguise, admit you The heart of a rotten girl" similar remarks.

In the end, it is conceivable that Guan San'er pretended to be dead, San Shao scolded her for nothing, and Qing Jiu went to the editor for nothing.

……

After San Shao calmed down, he returned to his column, suddenly itching to know who Yu Shiliu was.San Shao had thought of GD Yu Shiliu before, but Luo Hua wanted to be ruthless. Yu Shiliu said that he has always maintained this pure reader-writer relationship, and didn't want to mix anything else.

But the current situation, heck, San Shao shamelessly thought, this is all because Guan San is giving him a chance to get to know Yu Shiliu better!And... Yu Shiliu has not shown up so far, he cares about him very much!

Well, after finding a good reason, Third Young Master finally opened the reader's column with trepidation and excitement.

I'm so happy~(≧▽≦)/~I'm still the number one author on the Yuliu [-] voting list. All articles have been collected, subscribed, and left a message.

Then, the function of "That I'm still an author" on that column is like a [-]-year-old girl stripping naked to seduce a straight man, constantly winking at the third young master.In less than a few seconds, San Shao ejaculated shamefully.Click on that function, the author's column starts to rotate, rotate, rotate, and finally it appears!

Clear Nine!

... Harmony smoked again?San Shao was completely dumbfounded in front of the computer screen.