There are always so many people who want to kill me

Physiology X first time teaching X

"Yesterday, the late emperor fell into a dream and talked with me about being the only brother among my brothers who had not yet been able to get married when he passed away. He tossed and turned, dreamed of convincing, and finally became troubled. Then he thought about the fact that the late emperor had appointed a family for me. My dear, it is Lingjie, but Lingjie has already lost her fragrance before passing through the door. I think there is no reason to disturb the tranquility of the immortals. But the first emperor feared that Lingjie would be lonely in the ground, with no branches to rely on, so he thought I want my sister to be married as agreed, and it would be a good thing to make her the empress." Wen Xin sat in the side hall that was temporarily converted into the imperial study, as if she was an old god, talking to Situ Lv about words. (Actually, this is called Zhen Huan body...)

Situ Lv's eyes signaled to turn away from the left and right, and then he said, "Speak in human language." Wen Xin's foundation in ancient Chinese was not good at a young age. Hearing their awkward speech, Situ Lv said, if you don't know how to use it, don't use it, because you don't understand it at all. There is wood!

"...I want to make your sister the queen." Wen Xin finally returned to normal.

"No." Situ Lv immediately denied it.

"That's right, I knew you too..." Wen Xin's happy face suddenly froze after turning the corner, Ka Ka Ka, Wen Xin turned to look at Situ Lv, "What did you just say?"

"I said," Situ Lv asked Wen Xin to watch his mouth clearly, "No, I don't agree to chase after my sister."

……quarrel……

...still arguing...

...the relentless quarrel...

"I don't understand. What I want to make is your sister as queen. Why are you so resistant?! Need I remind you? The key words are your sister and queen." Wen Xin stood up and met Situ on the ground. Ritsu confronted, and then he started walking around the room like a cranky little monster.

Situ Lv said with a serious expression on his face that no way, no way.

"I always thought that our affairs after ascending to the throne would be in harmony." Wen Xin began to change tactics to get Situ Lv to surrender, "But I never thought that because of this matter...you just, you just..."

Situ Lv nodded: "Well, we are very compatible." But I was thinking in my heart that the reason for the compatibility is because I already know what you are going to do, and I have already quarreled over these meaningless things in the last life, and the result It was I who compromised, so I might as well follow your wishes this time. Anyway, I know that these things have really achieved unexpected results.But chasing Situ Yin, this matter has not been quarreled, it is still hard to predict who will win and who will lose, and the result is also unpredictable, why can't I fight for it?

Seeing that Situ Lv was not fooled, Wen Xin could only say, "Give me a reason why you disagree."

"For example, because she is a dead person?" Situ Lv said bluntly, "Which dynasty have you ever seen marry a dead person as a queen? Even if you are a queen, it should only be your concubine who can be posthumous." , she didn't marry you at all, where did the hell come to chase after you. It's unlucky to have a ghost marriage, I don't agree."

"I'm sorry, are you sure you were talking about your own sister just now?" Wen Xin never knew that the relationship between siblings Situ could be so bad.

"Oh, I'm really sorry, I really only found out that she is actually my sister's not so long ago." The meaning of what Situ Lv said and what Wen Xin said are of course not the same thing, but it makes sense to connect them like this It works, doesn't it?

Seeing Wen Xin's increasingly ugly face, Situ Lv struggled to get out of the temper tantrum caused by the three words Situ Yin. Thinking of it, Wen Xin was not a master who would agree to treat his family members so unkindly. , and then said again: "Sorry, you know, I've been a little upset recently."

"No," Wen Xin shrugged, and replied sincerely, "I like you like this very much." He would quarrel with me, lose his temper with me, as if, as if they had returned to the past, instead of the three years since they ascended the throne. Strange distance.

Situ Lv's face remained unchanged, but his ears continued to heat up, and the heart hidden in his hot-blooded body was beating furiously again, as if it would never stop.Situ Lv thought that Wen Xin would probably never know that his seemingly random words could easily determine his emotions.

A quarrel that should have been very heated was cooled down for such a weird reason.

"No matter what, I still insist on marrying your sister and making her queen," Wen Xin said.

"Yes, but you have to know that if the queen dies, she will be in mourning." Situ Lv looked at Wen Xin with an indistinguishable expression, "You can't hold general elections for three years, you just became emperor, and there is no concubine in the harem, that is to say, You won't have a concubine in name for three years."

One of the magical regulations of Daqi Kingdom, the emperor's concubine must be a beautiful woman who has passed the general election before she can be canonized.It's like only the top three in the imperial examination can enter the cabinet. After entering the cabinet, it is possible to become a bachelor, or even the chief assistant of the cabinet, and directly participate in the management of the country.Ordinary Ye Luzi is subject to very strict restrictions if he wants to climb to a high position. For example, a maid who enters the palace through a small election, even if she gives birth to a prince, she will not be a concubine. Dou can only stop at the six books.

This is a decree promulgated by the ancestors of Daqi out of the protection of the royal family and the noble family, because only the children of the royal family and the noble family are eligible for general elections, and if the children of the royal family and the noble family take part in the scientific examination, they will have a much higher foundation than the common people point.

Only the same class will think about their own side, instead of arguing all day long to improve the status and interests of the common people of the common people.

Of course, it is not that there are no children from poor families who eventually become the chief minister of the cabinet, but in terms of proportion, there may not be such a one in 100 years.The proportion of concubines from poor families will be lower than that of the first assistant, because being a concubine does not mean that as long as you study hard, you still have some chances to win the position.

Now, Wen Xin can only appoint Situ Yin as queen on the condition that she does not choose a concubine for three years.

In the end, Wen Xin reached an agreement with Situ Lv. He nodded and said, "I really don't know whose sister is going to be canonized as a queen. Queen, that's the queen. You will be the uncle of the country soon. You can Domineering, the uncle of the fish and meat town!" That was once one of Wen Xin's dreams.

"I think even if I don't use the name of Uncle Guo, I can still do this now." It's not that Situ Lv is boasting. With his current power, it is really difficult for him to run amok and domineering in the fish and meat village. ?

"Well, anyway, it's just three years of not being a concubine, not three years of not being allowed to find a woman." Wen Xin said with a shrug.

Situ Lv swore that he hated what he was about to say next, but he still had to say, "Don't you think it's too disrespectful to discuss these things when my sister's body is still alive?"

Wen Xin knew that what Situ Lv said was right, but he still wanted to stab back: "Now you are finally willing to admit that she is your sister?"

It has to be said that Wen Xin also had times when her teeth were sharp. Of course, this was only for Situ Lv.From a very young age, even dating back to when she hid in the imperial garden and cried, Wen Xin discovered that he was not only the one being bullied, but also someone who could be bullied by him.Only Wen Xin dared to use this attitude to move Situ Lv, because he knew that Situ Lv would never leave and would tolerate everything about him.

Later, in the previous lives, Wen Xin had to restrain his attitude towards Situ Lv after he ascended the throne, because Wen Xin found out that Situ Lv had changed, and he was afraid that if he continued to sarcasm without a bottom line like this, Situ Lv would get closer and closer to him. Go farther and farther, no longer tolerate him, no longer forgive him.

Now, all this is really back to the track at the beginning.

"She has always been, my sister." Situ Lv could swear that the first time he knew this, he almost wanted to crush Situ Yin's neck.That woman who likes to dominate others since she was a child, never allows herself to be defeated, is brave and competitive... woman!

"Are you also scared by Brother Yin's male-to-female transformation?" Wen Xin vowed to make up for what he had missed, as if he had discovered a new world.

Situ Lv nodded with a heavy face, he was more than scared by death, it was simply... It was hard to describe his feeling at that time, as if his whole world was over, he was ashamed and decadent.

"You don't know how shocked I was when I heard that my father was going to marry Brother Yin to me. Even Zuozhi and Youzhi were frightened. You will regret it all your life if you don't see their expressions. Things. I mean, who are Zuozhi and Youzhi? They are the two-year-old masters who dared to climb to the highest point of the palace to overlook the scenery after running away. They were so bold, but they were still shocked by Brother Yin " Now Wen Xin can finally face Situ Yin's death directly, talking and laughing freely.

"That's really a pity." Situ Lv began to follow Wen Xin's words, and diverted the topic away from Situ Yin by the way, "Have you noticed the long white hair on the left and right? What's going on with them? I've never heard that people with purple eyes can turn their heads gray."

Wen Xin knew the answer, but he couldn't say it, so he said, "God knows, you don't seem to care much about their purple eyes."

The topic was taken away again.

That night, Wen Xin and Situ Lv chatted a lot, as if there were topics they could never finish talking about in their lifetime, their respective experiences when they were young, the embarrassing things in the Mongolian house when they were teenagers, the anecdotes they heard when they grew up, no matter what it was They can all chat enthusiastically, arousing resonance from the depths of the soul.

From the very beginning, Situ Lv knew that he and Wen Xin were very compatible, even though their personalities were completely different.

Later, Wen Xin remembered that they drank a little wine, and he, who was not a big drinker, was knocked down on the spot and said a lot of words that he had forgotten but were bold enough.

In the memories of drinking that Wen Xin can't remember...

"You said you have a vicious heart." Wen Xin said.

"Me? What's wrong with me? I just want you to drink less alcohol. You are not in good health. Drinking alcohol will hurt your health." Situ Lv's heart trembled. Does Wen Xin know...

"Besides this, you still don't let me accept concubine, my God, three years, I know that this is the only way I can be worthy of your sister, but I can't make things difficult for your brother-in-law and me, we were good brothers before we were your brother-in-law! You I have the heart to look at your brother and me... My little brother is holding back."

"...I haven't seen you in a few years, you really have grown up a lot." Facing Wen Xin's rascal words, Situ Lv really couldn't accept such rogue words, but it was obvious that Wen Xin's logic was problematic, just like his As I said, not being able to choose a concubine does not mean that he cannot have a woman to solve his physical problems, but Situ Lv is not so stupid as to remind Wen Xin now, what will he do if Wen Xin says that I need it now?Really find him a woman? !joke!So, what Situ Lv said was, "Even without women, wouldn't you be able to solve problems with your own hands?"

"What are you talking about? Using my hands? God, are you crazy, that's disgusting, and, besides, I can't."

After Wen Xin said these words, Situ Lv knew that Wen Xin was still that stupid Wen Xin bastard, and he could even make these aspects so funny: "You mean, you have never helped yourself ?”

"Even before you told me, I didn't know there was such an evil thing in this world."

Wen Xin said, who is he, the prince, even if he is the most cowardly and useless prince, he is still a genuine prince, belonging to the 90.00% of the people who are supported by more than [-]% of the people in the country. As for owed him in this respect.

Moreover, the royal family has a complete education system for the sexual enlightenment knowledge of the princes. The ancestors of Daqi believed in a little, and the true knowledge comes from practice. If you practice more, you will understand everything.Therefore, Wen Xin has never cut off women since the first time, and no one taught him that he can bring happiness to himself. Everyone's attitude towards him is that if there is a need, he has sex with women, and he is fat and thin. You still choose, but you are not satisfied. If you go to a man, Bao Jun is satisfied.

"Then, do you want to...try?" Situ Lv felt that his heart was about to jump out of his throat when he asked this question.

"You're so stupid, haven't I told you all about it, I don't know what to do." Wen Xin replied with her tongue out.

"It's okay, I can teach you." After Situ Lv finished speaking, his mind went blank and he couldn't think of anything.

"Oh." After Wen Xin nodded in agreement, Situ Lv's brain was setting off fireworks, which were dazzling.