There are red beans in the north [entertainment circle]

I have a story, do you have wine?

The friendship of Chinese people is often drunk at the wine table.People who were not acquainted with each other before, sat and drank at the same wine table, and they may call each other brothers when they meet again.

The chatter became more speculative, and the group of foodie four inevitably shifted the battlefield of emotional connection, preparing to fight for [-] rounds at the wine table to discuss the success or failure of a hero.

Fang Yuan arrived one day earlier than them, so he was honored to be nominated as the food recommender.I don't know which tendon was wrong, the first thing that flashed in Fang Yuan's mind was the indifferent face yesterday, so his mouth preceded his brain, and he blurted out: "The barbecue I ate yesterday was amazing!"

"Really? Really? The barbecue here is super famous, I've been wanting to eat it for a long time! Go, go!" Jiang Di's saliva was about to flow down, wishing he was already in the shop now.

"Since Xiao Fang said it was delicious, it must be good, let's go there." Yuan Zijing made a final decision, and the others naturally had no objection, nodding in agreement.

When the four of them got into the nanny car and the driver asked Fang Yuan's address, Fang Yuan was still in a daze. Why did he say it so quickly?In case yesterday he really suffered from vomiting and diarrhea because of eating barbecue, if he took them there again today, it would be a lot of fun, and he might really not be able to hang out in this circle anymore.

But now he was already on the ropes, the driver was still waiting for his answer, and the other three pairs of eyes were also looking at him eagerly, Fang Yuan could only bite the bullet and reveal the address.

It's really beautiful and misleading the country...

Fang Yuan silently covered his face in his heart. He never knew that he was actually a face-controlling person. Someone who had only met once could make such a deep impression on him, to the point where he could never forget it. Could this be the legendary love at first sight?

Bah bah bah!Fuck love at first sight, his favorite will always be his male god.Fang Yuan clenched his fists, he will fight for the rest of his life to sleep with the male god, what kind of fairy brother, let him get out of his mind quickly!

However, no matter how entangled, the nanny car shuttling through the streets of the small town will not stop, and the people who should be met will always be met.

The barbecue in the small town is famous all over the country, and there are hundreds of barbecue shops all over the streets and alleys.These barbecue restaurants usually do not open until two or three o'clock in the afternoon until the early morning or even the early morning of the next day.Every evening, the charcoal fire is accompanied by the night, and three or five friends go together, drinking skewers with beer. The fatigue and stress during the day seem to disappear. The nightlife in the small town is also infected with barbecue because of different colors.

When Fang Yuan and his group arrived at the small shop in a low-key manner, the shop had just opened for business, and there were no customers at this time, which saved a lot of trouble.

The four of them asked for a small private room alone, and the other staff asked for a large one alone.When ordering food, Fang Yuan had already eaten it once, so he recommended all the special dishes that he thought were good, but it was the wine that made Fang Yuan hesitate.

He handed the menu to Jiang Di beside him, and left the private room on the pretext of going to the bathroom.Originally, I wanted to call Xiao Shen and ask her to go to a nearby big shopping mall to buy a few bottles of good wine. When I passed by the bar, I suddenly found that the large row of white fungus soup that was on display last time had been replaced by several large glass bottles. It contained a beautiful ruby ​​red liquid.

If Fang Yuan felt it, he grabbed a waiter and asked, "Is that wine?"

The waiter smiled and replied: "Hello, sir. That's not wine, it's the blueberry wine brewed by our boss himself. I rushed to buy it. You are very lucky today, it was just delivered to the store this morning, if you come at night, you may not even see it!"

The waiter boasted that Mrs. Wang's ability to sell melons is really top-notch, but she is not at all like their boring gourd boss.

"Is this alcohol high?"

"The strength is about the same as that of wine. Blueberry wine is very good for the body! It is called liquid gold! It is especially good with barbecue!" Probably because Fang Yuan is handsome, she added a sentence: "It can also beautify the skin. , sir, are you really not going to have a bottle?"

998, only 998, blueberry wine to take home, brother, what are you waiting for?Pick up the phone at hand!Inexplicably, Fang Yuan's mind came up with such a sentence, what the hell is this, from the boss to the waiters in this store, they are all poisonous!

However, the color of this wine is really beautiful, and the taste should not be too bad.Without any further hesitation, he said to the waiter, "Okay, then serve us a bottle, thank you."

The waiter gave him a sweet smile, "Okay, please wait a moment, sir, and I will arrange it for you right away!"

After the waiter left, Fang Yuan suddenly realized a problem that he had been ignoring on purpose. It seemed that he had never seen the little boss since he came in. Could it be that he didn't come to the store today?

Fang Yuan suddenly felt a little disappointed, and then felt that the disappointment was a little weird. He clearly didn't want to see him just now, which made him feel an inexplicable sense of crisis.

Probably this kind of entangled emotion made him too nervous. His stomach, which had been quiet for a long time, began to feel uncomfortable again. He covered his mouth and rushed into the bathroom, lying on the side of the sink, retching a few times, and finally put away the uncomfortable feeling. The comfortable feeling is pressed down.

Putting his hands on the cold sink, Fang Yuan stabilized for a while before turning on the faucet, put his hands together to catch a handful of water, put it in his mouth, rinsed his mouth, and cleaned the sink well.

Fortunately, there is no peculiar smell in the bathroom here, only a faint orange fragrance, otherwise Fang Yuan would have vomited bile if he believed in himself.He took out a piece of paper from the tissue box on the sink, wiped his mouth, looked up at his pale face in the mirror, smiled weakly at himself, and laughed at himself: "Tsk tsk, Fang Yuan, you look like this How ugly!"

After finishing speaking, he rubbed his face hard a few times to make his face look rosier, then pinched his orchid fingers like a showman, pointed at the person in the mirror, and said in a coquettish voice: "Little fairy, That's right~~"

Just as he was about to make another small gesture, the hand he raised that was about to pinch his waist suddenly stopped in mid-air in embarrassment, because he finally realized that he was not the only one in this bathroom, there was always someone over there, and that People have been watching him perform for a long time.

Fang Yuan turned his head stiffly, and found that the person who had been watching his jokes was the person he was thinking about just now.

What kind of fate is it to meet by chance in the goddamn toilet...

Ten thousand mud horses roared past in Fang Yuan's heart, and then he pretended to be calm and walked to the side of the little boss, unconsciously glanced at the indescribable place where he was exposed outside, and thought silently, it really is a person who can't be judged by his appearance Who would have thought that under such an indifferent and gentle appearance, there would be such a ferocious and ferocious appearance.

Of course, being a man, you can't be cowardly in this regard. Fang Yuan pretended that he didn't see anything, and unzipped his pants.

Fang Yuan was urinating while thinking, he just watched the joke for so long, should he still talk to him, and would he be beaten back if he did?In the end, I was still uneasy, and asked, "Hey, should you be responsible for my behavior?"

The little boss tilted his head, "Can a man get pregnant?"

What the hell! ! ! ! !God fucking pregnant! ! ! ! !Fang Yuan roared inwardly, but on the face he just snorted disdainfully, "If you want to conceive, you will conceive!!"

The little boss looked at Fang Yuan, and smiled for the first time. Fang Yuan clearly read the mockery in his eyes. This was a blatant disbelief! !

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !I really want to beat him! ! ! ! !

When a popular idol fights in a bathroom in a small town, how many grievances and hatreds are hidden behind this?Is it the loss of morality, or the annihilation of humanity?

The headlines in red and bold bold circled the screen in Fang Yuan's mind, and finally he suppressed the irritability in his heart.

"I got food poisoning after eating something from your house yesterday."

"So?" the little boss asked indifferently.

Fang Yuan tilted his head and asked back, "Shouldn't you give me some compensation?"

"Free order?" The little boss said that you are right to touch porcelain, and my lord has a lot, so I don't bother to argue with you.

"Damn, what kind of eyes do you have, I'm not touching porcelain, okay!!!"

"Ah."

Oh what the hell!Let me tell you, if you do this again, I will really hit someone, I am super fierce!

"Forget it, I was joking with you." Fang Yuan pulled up his pants helplessly, thinking that if he stayed here again, he would definitely go crazy, this person must be poisonous!

"Wait." The little boss stopped Fang Yuan.

"Why?" Fang Yuan asked angrily.

"If you take a photo and sign, you will be free of charge."

"What?" Fang Yuan asked in disbelief, "You...you know me?"

I'm going, do you want to be so scary!No matter how you look at it, this person doesn't look like someone who can read entertainment news.

"Yeah." The little boss nodded, "I've watched your show, and I'm your fan."

When a person with facial paralysis and expressionless said that he is your fan, Fang Yuan suddenly felt that the whole world was illusory.

The confused Fang Yuan floated out of the bathroom following the little boss limply under his feet, and then floated in mid-air as if his soul had come out of his body. He witnessed the man below handing the Polaroid to a waiter, and then stood beside Fang Yuan, looking Expressionless compared to a pair of scissors and took a photo.

After getting the photo and looking at it, he frowned unsatisfactorily and asked Fang Yuan, "Why aren't you better than scissorhands?"

"Oh, scissorhands, scissorhands." Fang Yuan nodded again and again, "Let's have another one."

So the two foolishly compared the symmetrical scissors hands, and finally took a photo that satisfied him.

He handed the photo to Fang Yuan and a pen for his signature.

Fang Yuan took the pen and asked stupidly, "What should I write?"

"My name is Bai Shu. Actually, if you want to know my name, you can ask me directly."

A [-]-point crit hit Fang Yuan, he resisted the urge to vomit blood, and just wanted to ask, do your family members know that you are so narcissistic?

The soulless Fang Yuan floated back to the private room, ate a tasteless meal, and finally realized what it was like to brush his face.When Bai Shu really gave him a waiver, he felt meaningful gazes from all directions, which made him wish he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

What is it all about!Fang Yuan really wanted to shake Bai Shu's shoulders and say, I'm really not here to cheat! ! ! ! !

Back at the hotel, Fang Yuan, who thought about it more and more, became more and more unhappy, took out his mobile phone, and started bombarding Baishu with red envelopes on WeChat.That's right, just now, they added friends to each other.

There is no one within a hundred miles: [Red envelope] Atractylodes macrocephala

There is no one within a hundred miles: [Red Envelope] Are you there?

There is no one within a hundred miles: [Red Envelope] I am Fang Yuan

There is no one within a hundred miles: [Red envelope] Atractylodes macrocephala

There is no one within a hundred miles: [Red Envelope] Are you there?

There is no one in a hundred miles: [red envelope] Baishu Baishu Baishu

There is no one in a hundred miles: [red envelope] is there? is it there?

Baishu Weiku: Why?

There is no one within a hundred miles: [Red envelope] It’s okay

There is no one within a hundred miles: [red envelope] just want to see if you will return me

Atractylodes slightly bitter: indifference·jpg

Fang Yuan threw away his phone and pounded the bed crazily, hahahaha, isn't it fun to be my fan?mad at you!Slightly slightly!

Fang Yuan, who finally regained his fortune, happily took a shower humming a song, and had a good night's sleep. The next morning, he was full of energy again. He even felt healed of his stomach flu!