marry the devil

25. General Kneading Legs

Why is Ye Shaobai known as the leading figure of evil heretics?Because he's different from everyone else - he doesn't listen to advice.Not only does he not listen to persuasion, he is used to what others say and he just doesn't want you to do that, not to mention that Zhao Xianfeng is poor in martial arts and ugly, even if he tries two tricks with him and doesn't know how to admit defeat, it's really boring.

Just because he thought Zhao Xianfeng was boring, of course Ye Shaobai couldn't listen to him, so without waiting for Shi Zhen to say anything, he just threw up his sleeves and left, not treating Zhao Xianfeng as a dish at all.

This is the first time in his life that Zhao Xianfeng has been beaten up by a woman he thinks, and he is completely ignored. This makes him feel infinitely dissatisfied, and he also feels that the position of Shi Zhen, a general, is not worthy of his name. up.

"Zhao Xianfeng, don't worry about Madam's affairs." Of course Shi Zhen didn't want Ye Shaobai to leave, if he were to be released this time, it might be considered a blessing from gods and Buddhas to see his son who is still in the womb in the Year of the Monkey.

Of course fighting is important, but so is this daughter-in-law, not to mention... Shi Zhen doesn't feel that his Shaobai is a burden at all. In comparison, Zhao Xianfeng, who can't even beat Shaobai's three tricks, is the real burden, right? ?

In the middle of the night, Ye Shaobai only heard a fluttering sound, but Shi Zhen, who was lying on the ground, didn't seem to hear it enough?Whether he heard it or not, Ye Shaobai felt that the taste of the pigeon was not bad, so he crossed Shi Zhen and left the army tent.

Sure enough, there were carrier pigeons in the air.

He squeezed a stone casually, and with a flick of his wrist, the carrier pigeon fell from the sky and landed straight into Ye Shaobai's hands.That's great, this homing pigeon is very fat, it seems that it can be added to a dish.

When Ye Shaobai returned to the tent with the pigeons, he saw Shi Zhen sitting there with a worried expression on his face. Seeing him enter the tent, he hurriedly greeted him without asking anything else, and first looked him up and down. Only then did he take a deep breath: "It's not peaceful here in the middle of the night, and it's hard to defend against a hidden arrow. What if you make a mistake?"

"Hmph. The world is so big, I am number one in martial arts, what are you afraid of?" Ye Shaobai threw the pigeon into his hands, "Clean up and stew."

"You are not afraid, it is me who is afraid." Shi Zhen shook his head, but felt that the pigeon in his hand was weird. He looked down and was quite surprised, "This is a carrier pigeon!"

"What?" Ye Shaobai squinted at him.

"This is a carrier pigeon." Shi Zhen took off the envelope tied to the pigeon's leg, took out a rolled up paper from it, and unfolded it, "Hehe, it seems that Master Pioneer couldn't wait to pull me off the horse." gone."

"What the hell?" Ye Shaobai frowned. This was something he didn't understand. Obviously, Zhao Xianfeng had many reasons to say to his face, but he wrote some flying pigeon letters in the middle of the night. Are you only looking at the coach's mistakes?How can such a thing be accomplished?Undoubtedly lost.

"Look." Shi Zhen handed the note to Ye Shaobai.

There were very few words on the note, and it only said, "A handsome woman is here, don't send her away. Shake the morale of the army."

"This kind of pioneer is still there?" Ye Shaobai returned the note to him, only feeling aggrieved by doing this kind of official, not as happy as if he was a big devil in the rivers and lakes.

"He is the emperor's eyes and ears, so naturally he can't move." Shi Zhen smiled wryly, "But the emperor won't touch me...unless, I'm useless, he can move."

"Idiot." Without giving Shi Zhen any face, Ye Shaobai finally found a more suitable word for him than "roll". "He's not benevolent, so why are you being loyal? He really is a fool."

The two "idiots" scolded Shi Zhen and laughed.He also hurriedly nodded and echoed: "Yes, yes, I am still the biggest idiot in the world."

This made Ye Shaobai happy.This Ye Shaobai is also a teenager at heart, he likes to bully people and talk, and Shi Zhen is the one who gets bullied.What's more, in Ye Shaobai's view, Shi Zhen is the only idiot with a "compassionate heart" who can talk to him. If it were someone else, he would have been killed or beaten to death.

"Then what are your plans for this matter?" Ye Shaobai looked at the carrier pigeon, still wanting to eat it.

"I'll send this letter for him, and write a letter to the emperor by the way." Shi Zhen said helplessly, "I can't let the emperor know that I found this."

"Aren't you so useless that you are going to die?"

"Then what can we do?" Shi Zhen smiled wryly.If he could choose, why would he do these things? "Fifteen years ago, the Supreme Emperor abdicated to let the virtuous, and there was something wrong... my father was on the wrong team back then. Fortunately, I was on the right side, but it can't offset the doubts of today. Even though he and I are cousins, he still ..."

"That emperor, threatened you?" Ye Shaobai understood.

"Don't think about it." Shi Zhen shook his head.If it wasn't for that incident back then, why did he pretend to be a chatterbox?The emperor didn't want him to hide his ambiguity, so he had to become a chatterbox, some didn't, as long as he "thought in his heart", he had to be under the emperor's supervision at all times.

After pretending for 15 years, even Shi Zhen himself didn't know what he really looked like.

"You want to cry?" Suddenly, Ye Shaobai's voice sounded.

"Ah?" Shi Zhen was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he had been distracted for a long time, and quickly smiled, "No. I'm just...a little distracted."

"Your expression is miserable." Ye Shaobai snorted coldly, "Don't forget tomorrow morning, stew the pigeon for me." After saying that, he lay down.Ever since he knew that he was pregnant with a child, Ye Shaobai wanted to sleep whenever he was free, and wanted to eat when he opened his eyes. He always felt that no matter whether it was sleeping or eating, he was fed to the one in his stomach, but he didn't get anything at all, and his heart was unbalanced. very.

Seeing him lying down, Shi Zhen had no choice but to turn around and write the letter to the emperor. By the way, he put his Zhao Xianfeng in his pocket, so that he would know what "the way of being a minister" is.

After writing the letter, Shi Zhen personally picked out two carrier pigeons, watched them fly away from the war zone, and then turned back to the camp.

Two layers of mattresses were laid on the ground, but Shi Zhen still felt extremely cold, and the cold air pierced through the ground and directly penetrated into his heart... Yeah, isn't he just stupid as hell.He patted his cheek with his hand, so that his expression would not be so "miserable", Shi Zhen also knew very well that if he was indeed miserable at first, but now he has nothing to do with misery - there is Shaobai, and there is also Unseen My child, what is there to be miserable in his life?

"A slap in the face is comfortable? It's so boring, why don't you come up and rub my legs!"

"Oh! Come right away!" Originally, he was thinking of getting back to his original nature and not being the so-called "gentle and elegant" and "unscrupulous" general with a true temperament, but after listening to Ye Shaobai's order, he immediately After changing back, he happily went over to rub his legs and feet, just in case he felt uncomfortable somewhere.

Or it could be said that Shi Zhen's technique was really good, making Ye Shaobai feel comfortable all over.

"I said, if the emperor is really so hard to serve, you come to Wangchen Cliff and just rub your legs and beat your shoulders, you can eat and drink and you don't have to be an idiot." Ye Shaobai said.