Don't get drunk

Just when we were in full swing, the doctor arrived in a hurry when the downstairs was dying.

Zhou Lei’s is still swollen in my palm, and I was about to solve it quickly when the doorbell was ringing. Zhou Lei closed his eyes and exhaled in my ear with a suppressed pleasure: Yangzi...don’t... …Leave him……

As she said that, she opened her lips seductively, and leaned over to bite my lips in pink—a lick of slippery water!

The sperm occupied my head, so I temporarily put the annoying doorbell behind me, and kissed Zhou Lei...

Kissing Zhou Lei let out a muffled groan as if he enjoyed it, the eyes that opened his eyes and looked at me were all burning flames, but it's a pity that the eye sockets seemed to be immersed in water.

It almost took my heart and soul into it.

When I came back to my senses, my hands were sticky, it turned out that Ya had already been liberated on the spot.

Just when our arms and legs were entangled and enjoying the beauty of lingering blankness, the electric doorbell downstairs rang for a while!

The doctor was too fucking dedicated, so I was about to get out of bed to explain to Ya—just as I put my hands on my clothes and wanted to put them on, I saw that Zhou Lei was naked and jumped out of bed before me!

I just thought it would be okay for him to go, when I saw Ya Yigao boldly opened the curtains a crack with no clothes on at all, and opened the window again with a slap in the face—he picked up an unknown object and threw it down!

Then a loud scream was heard.

I just watched Zhou Lei yelling crazily by the window: Get out of my way!

I took a breath, fortunately this is in the mountains, there are no neighbors or anything, otherwise I would have lost all my face!

After yelling, Zhou Lei climbed on the bed and crawled into my bed with an aggressive look.

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When I woke up the next morning, there was nothing around me. I was a little surprised that Zhou Lei never got up earlier than me after living together for so many days.

After putting on clothes, I went outside to see, good guy, Zhou Lei’s table downstairs was tidy, and he was still busy around the table, and saw on the table:

Goblet, small plate, large plate, small teacup, large teacup, knife, fork, small spoon, large spoon

——Set up a whole table for his mother!

I'll take a closer look!

He is ready for such a high-end dish

- Fried eggs, sandwiches, cereal.

There are also two drinks, milk and black tea.

Fried eggs on a small plate, a small plate on a large plate; sandwiches on a small plate on another large plate; milk in a small cup; black tea in a large cup.There was also a little red wine in the goblet.

I'm fucking convinced by him, just such a little material can actually make the whole state banquet look good!

What is under the plate is an octagonal napkin with hollow lace!

Zhou Lei is a waste at first glance. Just ordering like this, he still has the nerve to wear a dog-like shirt and trousers. The shirt is very interesting. If you say it is casual or not, you can say it is not casual, you can say it is handsome or not. Yes, Ya actually unbuttoned the top two buttons, this is seducing me in broad daylight!

As soon as I looked up and saw me upstairs looking down at him, Zhou Lei sat at the end of the long table and waved to me with his face up.

Damn it, can my butler calm down a little bit, why did he take out the candlesticks at home and put them in the middle of the long table, and they actually lighted them up in broad daylight.

I went downstairs and sat down on the bench at the other end of the long table. Zhou Lei lifted his chin, looked unbelievably good, and said to me in a very frightened manner: Today you are lucky to catch up with me and I am in a good mood. Here you go Show your hands.Your dishes are completely inedible. You see, I actually do things very simply and don’t use many ingredients, but doesn’t it look much more comfortable than your big dish?

I thought you must be comfortable.There are so many things on the fucking table, you fried the fried eggs, and you cut the tomato in the sandwich, it looks like it was cut irregularly!Other cereal, bread, milk, tea!Isn't it all ready-made!Feel free to show off in front of me!

But my two lifetimes were not for nothing, at least I still have the common sense of a man, knowing that this kind of truth cannot be revealed casually.Otherwise, who is willing to pay for you in the future?

I sat down.

That's it. Zhou Lei also pointed out to me: You can pour milk into the tea, and it will be milk tea!

Don’t mention the sadness in my heart. Of course I know when I’m a pig. I wanted to try it as soon as I sat down.But Zhou Lei, can you stop looking at me so eagerly?Those who heard Ya's confession knew that Ya was in a good mood and cooked a dish casually, but those who didn't hear it looked at Ya's expression and thought that Ya had successfully cooked a dish at one time and was waiting for praise!

As a result, just as I was about to praise Zhou Lei, Zhou Lei couldn't help but point out to me: You try the sandwich, I'm running out of time, so I just fooled it, do you think it's okay?

I took a big bite of the toast flavor, and almost choked me, so I said in a special way: It's so delicious, it's so delicious if you make it casually, I admire you.

As I said that, I also took the sandwich in my hand: the most delicious I have ever eaten in my life.

Zhou Lei was flustered now: Look, let me tell you.You have to learn more from me in the future, don't keep doing those things that are not nutritious.In a plate of dishes, peppers account for half, peppers account for half, ginger accounts for half, and green onions account for half. One dish can make two servings for you. You only start the pot when the meat is burnt. Do you understand nutrition?

Although I just made a little casually today, you can see that it is healthy and delicious.

Sadly, I stuffed the last bit of sandwich down my throat and swallowed it whole, pretending to gobble it up, but I almost choked up, so I quickly picked up the milk tea and poured it in, while holding the dirty napkin Wipe your mouth:

So fucking delicious.

After hearing my praise, Zhou Lei was not proud at all, instead he said to me with hatred: Why did you drink all the milk tea?The oatmeal didn't soak in either.

Oops, I just found out why I didn't make oatmeal, so I looked at Zhou Lei with a embarrassed face.

Zhou Lei understood my difficulties, so he gave me his milk tea: drink mine, I just don't want to drink milk tea today.

I silently took the cup and I was about to slap him in my heart: Can he be more patient?Can he be a little more raw and inexperienced?Damn, we are not short of money at this time, so he won't prepare a little more tea, milk, fuck me!

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I said that Zhou Lei was kind enough to make breakfast with me. It turned out that there was something interesting in their circle and he wanted to take me to play.

As soon as a friend's club opened, he would drag me to the opening reception.

Just go, he's still dead ink, he's still not satisfied after I've changed four sets of clothes on my body.With regret on his face, he told me that he should have ordered a set for me long ago.

I was not happy when I heard it. He said it as if I didn't make these things custom-made. I also made them, but they are straight men's models. In fact, I really understand that he just wants to make me look like him. It's a show.

I simply chose a suit that I thought was very masculine and handsome and put it on. The way Zhou Lei looked at me almost stomped his feet.

As soon as I went there, Ye Lan and the black bears were there, and the black bears still had that loud voice and yelled away when they saw Zhou Lei and me coming out of the door.

I'm glad I didn't see Xiaoming's lingering girl.

When Zhou Lei saw my gaze scanning the audience, he was quite magical and said: What are you looking at, the bitch is not here.

I shyly looked away.

Zhou Lei was unhappy, and snorted from his throat: No one has such a way of thinking about first love, besides, don't you already look down on him, what are you looking for?

I was so confused by him that I couldn't answer the question at all. Where the hell did this unresolved case come from? Didn't I push this 'first love' all by me!

I just didn't speak.

Zhou Lei is not a human anymore, he said viciously in my ear: Isn't it because he can let you play SM.Xiangyang, let me tell you, don't worry about it.To be discovered by me...huh...

I really wanted to reply to Zhou Lei on the spot: I don't want to play SM with Xiaoming anymore, I want to play SM with you, but seeing Ye Lan walking over, I don't have the nerve to show my family scandal.

Ye Lan was dressed quite well in a pure white dress today, except for the red and gold gleam of the shirt inside the dress, he was really low-key today.Even the hair was tied up with a diamond button.

When I saw me, I smiled and said: Long time no see, Xiangyang, last time I gave you a rose to see how shy you were, and then you never saw me again.

Ye Lanya was still teasing me, and I was about to tease him back, when Zhou Lei sneered beside me: That's because I won't let him see you.

Ye Lan smiled nonchalantly, and only then did I realize that she has put on light makeup again today, and her eyeliner is not as exaggerated as before. You can only see it when you look carefully.Originally, I didn’t have long hair. I also thought that Ye Lan’s face would be able to pretend to be masculine, but with this makeup on him, the corners of his eyes would fly up slantingly, creating an evil look. Charm models are really unstoppable.

Now Ye Lan is even more serious. Today, she is in a low-key and beautiful style, but she came up and tried to hold my arm from another direction, and said to Zhou Lei: "If you don't let us see us, you will disappear?"Destined people will meet again eventually, don't you see that we are meeting now?

Speaking of which, Ye Lan glanced at me again, and said in a low voice: Xiangyang, you are so manly today, you are so attractive.

Zhou Lei couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled Ye Lan away with his paw.

Just at this time, the black bear came from a distance to join the conversation team, and Ye Lan cared about molesting the black bear again. I watched Zhou Lei coldly and then breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhou Lei dragged me around to meet people, and a few people looked at me in surprise.I know I'm not a little girl, but don't you guys see my real body?There are actually a few unreliable people who laugh at Zhou Lei: the taste is so strong.

Even if I have a strong taste like this?Damn it, the taste of black bears is heavy, I'm so fucking handsome!handsome!When I went out today, I was intoxicated in the mirror for a long time, how could this man be so eye-catching!So outstanding!It's so awesome!

Zhou Lei helped me straighten my collar and said: I think you have become more...

At that time Zhou Lei smiled ambiguously: Is it really the nourishment of my love?

Later, while Zhou Lei was going to the toilet, Ye Lan came over mysteriously: "The visa has been completed, and we have booked the tickets for the day after tomorrow."

I thought to myself what is the matter? Can I be more aboveboard? It looks like an affair. I am not as developed as Ye Lan's stage skills, so I told him very frankly: "Okay, I will definitely be there."

In the end, Ye Lan still gave me a sneaky look, and before leaving, she didn't forget to touch my chest: I'll wait for you.

I have been playing with Zhou Lei all day, and the last part is the lucky draw.A pretty little girl walked among us holding a delicate box, and everyone stretched their arms in and grabbed one out.

I reached in and touched a soft ball, held it in my palm and took it out to see: it was a red angry bird.Zhou Lei also grabbed one next to me.

After a while, both Ye Lan and Hei Xiong came over and asked: What did you draw?

I said: Angry Birds.

Ye Lan sighed, and Hei Xiong said with a little disappointment: We are all Angry Birds, it seems we missed it.

Today's prize is a limited edition Asno Martin, a world-class sports car, no wonder these two are also distressed.

Only when Zhou Lei was next to Eggy and kept silent, after Ye Lan and Hei Xiong had left, Zhou Lei told me mysteriously: What I drew was 'Bomb Chicken'.

I was taken aback, although I don't know what a bomb chicken is, but Zhou Lei's fucking behavior was actually chosen by the lottery?

I was very curious and said to him: Show me.

Zhou Lei opened his palm very painfully.

I'll go!

I sprayed him with blood!

Isn't this fucking Angry Birds, what bomb chicken! !

I taught Zhou Lei: This is called Angry Birds, not Bomb Chicken!

Zhou Lei was not happy, so he turned on his mobile phone to me: Have you ever played this game, this chicken can be used as a bomb.

I saw that the game was still in English, and it said "Angry Bird" on it, so I pointed my finger up, meaning you can read it for yourself, but Zhou Lei looked at me puzzled: What?

I'm going to go!

I finally know why Ya didn't answer the fake foreign devils back then!

I thought it was the arrogance and nobility of the prince and grandson!

It turns out that he can't speak English! ! !

I'm just a bitch who has done foreign trade in his previous life, but has studied MBA in this life!Although reading academic papers is not enough, daily conversations are absolutely no problem!

So fucking fulfilling!

It is really important to learn English well!

Otherwise, the fuck would call Angry Birds Bomb Chicken!

Zhou Lei is such an elite, why can't he speak English! Angrybird didn't recognize it either!

In the evening, Zhou Lei and I went home with our respective bomb chickens.I was still silent in Zhou Lei's sense of superiority that he didn't know English, and I saw him bring me a stack of English materials, which were densely packed with handwritten notes: Aren't you going to Paris with Ye Lan? I found some for you. material.You are familiar with it.You'd better look carefully at the underlined place.

I was so amused, and pretended to be aggressive, I just pointed at a random place and asked him: What does this mean?

I didn't even see the long and difficult sentences, but Zhou Lei's piapia was translated for me and I was dumbfounded.Seeing that I was stunned, Zhou Lei tapped my head with the information: How about it, my husband is amazing.

I didn't have time to worry about the address, so I condemned him: You know such a rare word, why don't you know AngryBird.

Zhou Lei looked at me expressionlessly, and suddenly he fell back on the sofa, his shoulders trembled and he laughed wildly, he raised his eyes and the corners of his eyes were full of tears: I'm kidding you.Xiangyang, you pig!I almost got internal injuries from the reception today!Can you have another two?

I gave him a smile for a moment.

You don't know, AngryBird originally had another name called Bomb Chicken.Fool!

I saw that he was so clear, so I questioned him: What kind of shit are you pretending to be in your heart!Where the hell did all my thoughts go?You are so proficient in playing a game, you are not doing business properly!

Zhou Lei snorted, sat up from the sofa, flicked his bangs, and said in a rare and serious way: Don't come here, I don't know anything that passes through my hands.

I'm speechless.

Zhou Lei sighed after laughing, and said lightly: The plane ticket is booked the day after tomorrow?

I asked him again.I was about to tell him, but this time I lost the initiative if I didn't take the initiative to confess.

I had no choice but to nod my head, Ye Lan, can she be more reliable? She ran away with him, and we both became underground parties, and everyone shouted for beatings.I'll be back for interrogation.

Zhou Lei stood up from the sofa, looked at me at the same level, and said softly: "Go."

As he spoke, he tugged on my collar, tidied me up, leaned close to my ear and said:

Come back soon.

Waiting for you