Don't get drunk

After discussing with Zhou Lei, I decided on a wedding day, and then traveled around the world on our honeymoon.I told Lin Yuan about this on the phone, and he was silent for a while: I don't care about you young people, you should mainly talk to your mother.

I took a deep breath: Then you can transfer the phone for me.

Lin Yuandao: "Your mother just left the house, why don't you call again in the afternoon?"

Putting down the phone, Zhou Lei put his arms around me and smiled so cheaply, he just showed off to me: He wants to open a casino, and I joined the gang and contributed, does he dare to object to us going together?Does he dare?Don't dare, right?

Gotta...you go away.

I will recommend Zhou Lei:

People understand us!You don't have a good idea in your mother's heart, do you?

Zhou Lei crossed his legs and leaned back on the sofa: That's because I planned for a rainy day and had a long way to go, so we have what we are today.

I really didn't bother to talk about it, so I made mental preparations all morning, and called my mother in the afternoon. When I got connected, I told my mother about the general situation on the phone.

My mother was silent on the other side. After a while, she said calmly, I'm coming to see you.

I said yes, put the phone down and looked back, and saw Zhou Lei staring at me waiting for the result. The enthusiasm that was higher than the sky in the morning had already disappeared like smoke, and he asked cautiously: "How is it?"

I just laughed at him, you are so fucking nervous!Now that I know you are nervous, why weren't you nervous when you asked my mother to pour water for your Yaduan tea? !

Zhou Lei's big-tailed wolf had already cleaned up its tail, and pretended to be pitiful to me at this time: Yangzi, you can't blame me, I was powerless at the time, and I tried every means to keep you, so why bother? fuck her!

I just wanted to kick Zhou Leiya off the sofa.

That's my mother!Can he buy it like Lin Yuan's stepfather did?

I looked at Zhou Lei and got angry.

In the end, Ya replied quite seriously: You don't understand this, right? What I showed your mother is just a contrast.Let him know how much I have changed for you.

Later, I discussed with Zhou Lei that when my mother came, I would go to the airport to pick her up by myself first, to find out what she said.

Zhou Lei is in favor of this proposal.

When the day came, I went to the airport feeling apprehensive, and from a distance I saw my mother with a dark face, carrying a suitcase and staring at me from a distance.

I hurried over: Mom, why is it so early, didn't you say you will arrive in an hour?

My mother gave me a sideways glance: I landed early.

I hurriedly grabbed the luggage and acted as a porter.

As soon as her hands were free, she grabbed my ears and cursed. Fortunately, I am taller now, and she couldn't shoot me a sonic cannon with high heels on, but the mixed bass was enough to shock my eardrums:

Why did you get mixed up with Zhou?Just his virtue? !

It seems that my mother has a big prejudice against Zhou Lei, but I have no time to save Zhou Lei, so I can only save myself first.

Mom... this public... was photographed and my company's stock price will drop tomorrow...

My mother finally let go: nonsense you, who knows you?

I hurriedly rubbed my ears and smiled apologetically: You don't know, I'm famous now, can we get in the car if we have something to say?

My mother snorted: Aren't you just afraid of losing face? Since you are afraid of losing face, don't be gay.

I hurriedly looked around, but luckily the passersby didn't notice this in a hurry, so I walked out with my mother in my arms like a bomb.

After finally getting into the car, I let out a sigh of relief.

My mother also realized that I had reached a safe place, so she fired a cannon at me:

I knew it... I knew it from the time you were expelled from high school. At that time, your homeroom teacher came to our house and specifically explained the reason for your expulsion. I didn't believe it at the time. I beat you away with a broom. Now you So, didn't you slap me in the face?Ah?Confess to a male classmate?Promise, I thought you were well early? !

I couldn't explain it clearly, so I said: so what... I just like Zhou Lei... I really didn't mean it.Just try to accept me, okay?

My mother said: What can I do if you are born like this?Can I still not accept you?I've been mentally prepared since your high school days.But Zhou Lei, I really...

I knew what she was going to say just by looking at her expression: Don't you like her?

It's not that I don't like it, I know that if you compare it to Zhou Lei, outsiders will think that you are superior, but well, Zhou Lei and I give you an ideal, but the gap is too far, and you can't match the model at all.

I asked: Then what kind of one do you want me to find?

My mother expressed her great opinion there: Regardless of men and women, you should always be considerate, gentle, take care of your life, give for you, understand you in normal times, and remind you when you are at your peak , Encourage you when you are at a low point, and help you do a good job in domestic and foreign affairs at ordinary times, and whether you have children or not, you must be able to support and take care of them, right?

I hurriedly stopped my mother: See what you said, I picked men, not women.

My mother was diametrically opposed: You are looking for someone to get by now, not someone to be exciting.What do you want people to be so rich and powerful?He has such deep thoughts, if you break up in the future, what if he trips you up?Think about it for yourself, have you played with other people with your little mind?

I sighed: Why did I play with him? If it’s good, we’ll be together for the rest of our lives. If it’s not good, we’ll be together.If there is an emergency, at most I will suffer a little loss, and I can't afford this loss.How can I go bankrupt?Besides, I really wouldn't be that stupid.If he can make me stupid, it means he is attractive, and I'm worth it too.

My mother gave me a hard tug: You are determined to be with him, right?

It's not a question of whether it's iron or not, I said, I've been looking for this one for so many years, it's not easy for me, you have to be considerate of me.

My mother sighed and stopped talking.

After a while, she still said: I just don't think Zhou Lei is suitable.not worthy.

I said: why not worthy?

My mother said: You are not good enough for him, and he is not good enough for you.

It's not good enough, it's useless for you to say about it, the main thing is that Zhou Lei and I have the final say.

My mother looked out the window and sighed, and finally changed the subject: where is Junnan, how is Junnan doing recently?

As soon as I heard it, I was happy: If you two elders hadn't entrusted him to me, I wouldn't care about him.

what do you mean?

My mother is really hairy:

Let me tell you, that kid is very filial to me, so treat him better.

I looked impatient: You say in the Philippines, he is the host, I am the guest, he is just your husband’s son to me, I basically don’t take what he says or does.But now that he has come to Beijing, eating, drinking, lodging, living, studying, and career are all on me. Do you think I am annoying or not.

Seeing that my mother's expression changed, I smiled and said:

Just kidding.Lin Junnan, this kid, is promising now, and he is advancing thousands of miles every day.

But to be honest, my feelings about him have changed.People have feelings, don't you think?I'll start, I don't care much about the kid, I just want to tease him.But he really came all the way to Beijing for me, so I knew that my elder brother had a heavy burden on his shoulders...Relax, I am definitely responsible for Lin Junnan, no problem...

My mother sighed when she heard the words, and turned around for a long time to return to the original point: Actually, even a boy with Lin Junnan's temperament can be accepted by my mother...you say Zhou Lei...

I really can't understand my mother's blind command, so I said against my will: Can you stop arranging Zhou Lei...Zhou Lei is actually quite a nice person...

As soon as my mother heard what I said, she was still holding an attitude of forcing me to make an alliance under the city, but now she immediately turned to artillery and focused on attacking, and scolded me: What a fart, do you think my mother can't tell if there are good guys and bad guys?

No... He treats other people like a bird. It's not like you haven't seen him before, but he treats me sincerely.

My mother looked at me very speechlessly, as if looking at King Zhou of Shang who had been confused by Daji. She sighed again, then looked at the scenery outside the window and refused to have an in-depth conversation with me.

As soon as he got home and opened the door to enter the house, Zhou Lei just came out to greet him.

Today, his hairstyle is done by someone specially.

Zhou Lei's hair is not long, and the green skin is much better than before, but at first glance it still gives people a fierce feeling, so I wanted to make it softer for you.

The hairstyle is upside down, but when I saw Zhou Lei's clothes, I was shocked - my mother's small suitcase fell to the floor with a 'snap' when I twisted it.

I said what the hell is Zhou Lei's body!

Isn't this blocking me?

Can he push it a little more?

What apron is he wearing!Pretend to be a family man!I haven't discussed this at all.

Ya pretended to be cooking, and rushed out of the kitchen in a hurry.

My face was almost black with anger, and I said to myself that you can't do anything well and you can cook.Can what you cook be called a meal?

My mother was also shocked by Zhou Lei's apron.

This is the contrast.The last time I saw Zhou Lei was so numerous that he was invincible. There were five people and six people who shocked Lin Yuan.That's aloof, and now they are close to the people.

My mother's face froze, and then quickly adjusted to be serious and cold. She didn't make any trouble when she opened her mouth, she just nodded: Oh, you still cook at home by yourself?

Can Zhou Leiya be more promising?

Can you?

You said he didn't do anything right, I'm used to acting like a jerk, now it's good, smiling gently at me: Auntie, Yangzi likes to eat the dishes I cook.

The goosebumps all over my body popped out one by one like beans.

When my mother wasn't paying attention, I moved to his side, quietly elbowed him, and whispered: What are you doing?

Zhou Lei gave me a strategizing and confident look.I am convinced, his culinary skills can barely make a sandwich, isn't it a bit out of place to put on this style.

I sighed in my heart, there are many contradictions when the two live together, even my mother's goal is the same, the process can't be coordinated.

My mother also asked him a few words, and Zhou Lei kept pretending to be modest, saying that cooking by himself was just average, including baking bread, pizza, steak, Chinese style, stewed soup Then a little bit... I just watched him go further and further down the wrong path.

Ah, it's okay, there's no need to help, Auntie, you and Yoko can just wait outside.

I didn't know what kind of trick she was playing, so I led my mother to sit in the living room and watch TV, and I looked at my mother's attitude again.She also didn't want to go into the kitchen to help Zhou Lei or anything.

While eating melon seeds, my mother said: You live in a very good environment.

I nodded: Is your son still blind?

When my mother heard it, she immediately lost her face: You have good vision and you will find a man?

I just kept smearing my face: Didn't I become polarized in high school? I really don't blame Zhou Lei for this matter.

My mother frowned: I didn't mention him, what are you robbing?He hasn't passed the door yet, so you just talk to him.

No... that's not what I mean.I quickly quibble.I mean you have to be objective and fair...not to discriminate against us...

My mother and I were arguing, and there was a burst of fragrance from the kitchen.

Zhou Lei opened the door and shouted there: wash your hands, get ready for dinner.

I was shocked when I saw the dishes on the plate. What is this? It's delicious.How come there are more than a dozen dishes?

And this taste is too fucking good, it's not normal to be good.

I took a look at my mother, sure enough, even this delicious guy was shocked by Zhou Lei's hand.

It's just... why does one dish taste so familiar...

I got it right away.

I don’t know which chef Zhou Lei got the home-cooked food from. Could it be that someone has just been hired to cook it?

I just put my head down and smashed it and ate it there.

Okay, can you stop blinking at me proudly? !

Can you stop asking my mother with a look of unpraise: "Auntie, how is the food?"

My mother raised her eyebrows: Am I that old?What auntie?

Zhou Lei smiled when he heard the words, and said calmly: Then I will shout whatever you want me to say.

My mother put on an all-seeing pose and wiped her mouth with a napkin. That posture really made me worry about Zhou Lei, so I dragged out and shouted: Mom...

Yoko, shut up.

As she said that, she turned to Zhou Lei and said, "Since you call me aunt, then I'm your elder, right?"

Zhou Lei said: Yes.

My mother said: Then tell me the truth, did you cook this dish?

Zhou Lei shook his head, and said confidently: No.

I froze for a moment and was speechless.

Zhou Lei didn't stop, and got to the bottom of it: How did you find out?

My mother said: If you really did this, wouldn't Xiang Yang not even praise you at all?If he didn't praise you, there must be something wrong.

I was stunned, my hairs stood up when Zhou Lei saw it, he whispered to me: I am afraid of teammates who are like pigs.

I was speechless.

When I looked at my mother again, she was speechless, so she asked Zhou Lei: You don’t know how to cook, what are you pretending to be?

Zhou Leite smiled innocently, and said to my mother shyly: I just want you to think me good.

My mother calmed down this time: I think you are good, it is because you are good to Xiangyang that I think you are good.Since you can't cook, why do I think you are good?

Zhou Lei smiled gently: "Then I have to give it a try, I can't give up the glimmer of hope that you will think me good."

My mother also screwed up with Ya: Even if I believe it, it is still fake.Any functions?

Zhou Lei smiled: It doesn't matter if it's true or not, as long as you think I'm good.

My mother is not happy: what do you mean I think you are good.

Zhou Lei was very sweet and leaned beside me: If you think I am good, Xiangyang can rest assured, and he can rest assured.We'll have fewer problems to deal with in the future, and we'll be happy.

Looking at my mother's face, I'm going to be so mad at her.

Did Zhou Lei do it on purpose, didn't he!

I persuaded: Mom... so what... Zhou Lei... is also a... filial piety...

My mother immediately expressed her suppressed anger, pointing at me and scolding: Why, you don't want a mother if you have a wife!Look at your bear!

Ah Lei and I, the two old men, why did we even use slang, I said: That's not it.mom.

In the end, I didn't expect my mother to misunderstand: ah.no?

She stretched out her hand and grabbed my ear: Oh, isn't he a wife? Are you a wife?

Suddenly my mother slapped the dessert knife on the table, pointed at Zhou Lei and said, "I told you that Xiang Yang has hemorrhoids, don't you want to kill him?"

I quickly waved my hand: no...no...Mom, you think too much.

Think more farts!You were expelled from school for confessing your love to a boy in fucking high school!My old lady has been worrying about you for so many years, and she has read a lot of books for you... Why are you so ignorant, child!

Zhou Lei glanced at me, then at me again, and said slowly: Auntie, don't be angry.Xiang Yang is not his wife, I am his wife.

My mother was still pulling my ears, but the movement froze for a while.Then she took her arm back very calmly.

Silence...still silence.

After a while, my mother took a look at Zhou Lei: "Didn't you just say that it's over!"There is no need to prepare such a large table of dishes.

Zhou Lei nodded seriously: Your concern is very practical, you are afraid that Xiangyang will be in danger.

My mother is also very serious: even if he has hemorrhoid surgery in the future, it will not work...there is too fragile, do you know...if you follow our family Xiangyang, you will have no choice in the future, do you understand?

I accidentally dropped the kidney beans into the bowl with my mouth open, what are the two of you talking about, why don’t people eat?

Zhou Lei also discussed with my mother about a series of problems and complications related to hemorrhoid surgery.What if the two have found a common topic?

I figured it out, my mother is here to kick the gym!

Zhou Lei, can you stop flirting...

Zhou Lei stood up calmly and served me a meal, and I buried my head in it.My mother continued to attack and said to Zhou Lei: Tomorrow I will cook, you come and learn from me, Xiang Yang has liked to eat my cooking since he was a child.

Zhou Leiya agreed with a smile on his face.

At night, when I was having sex, I asked Zhou Lei: How did you promise to be so smooth? Can you cook?

Zhou Lei said: "It's just a strike, absolutely no problem."

I looked at him very worriedly.

Zhou Lei patted my head: Your mother didn't actually want me to learn how to cook, she just wanted to find an opportunity to bury me.Then bury it.

I smiled and asked him: Are you wronged?

Zhou Lei also laughed, and kissed me: What is this grievance?Isn't it all because you, a useless girl, exposed me?

The next day, I thought you were doing a lot of good.The unrestrained vigor of the night before was completely unable to resist the clumsy spoiling of the girl.

I am neither happy nor sad.

The kitchen was crackling like a war, and my mother drove me out within half an hour.

While chasing my mother, he yelled at me: "Xiangyang, come here."

I ran over quickly: what's wrong?

Then I asked Zhou Lei: What mistake did you make?

My mother said with a look of resentment: "Look, I want him to cut a radish. Look at what it looks like. If you know it was cut by a human, if you don't know it, it should be eaten by a dog."And this pot, let him put some oil and throw some green onions, you can see how this pot has been burnt, it’s black, the green onions are all coke in it, you can’t even wash it off.I managed to simmer the soup. He threw salt into it, and it could have salted people to death. How can you make people eat it?

I sighed: Mom, you are too demanding of Zhou Lei, he is a big man, it is not bad to be able to enter the kitchen, and he can cut carrots, you can't ask him to be an all-round player, right?And I can guarantee you with character, he has improved a lot since he first came here, and he was even worse than this before...

Zhou Lei stood by and listened carefully, and also carefully played with the radish he had cut and ruined, with an expression as if he had not researched the reason for the failure.

The way he looked at my mother was so innocent, he really had no temper at all.

I have wronged him.

He hurriedly ordered him: Ah Lei, go shopping for vegetables... add a radish or something.

Zhou Lei was so good, he took the money and went.

I told my mother: Your attitude towards him is too fierce, there is no mother-in-law like you in the old society.

My mother said: Where did I torture him?He didn't care anymore, and he pissed me off enough!

What are you angry about?I told my mother directly: He didn't give you a quick look, you were the one who yelled at him.

My mother put the pot aside: Can you say a few words less, mother knows that her attitude towards him is a bit bad.But, I'm not all for you.

What for me?To put it bluntly, this is my feeling, my business, I think it's fine.

My mother snorted: childish!As long as he is like this, I don't want to be such a black face. Don't blame him for riding on your head when you are bullied in the future.Give him a badass, and you can still come to your mother when you can't live on.

I sighed.

My mother said: All right, you've already been fascinated by him.Xiangyang, let me tell you, don't look at Zhou Lei's madness, his brain can turn quickly, I don't believe that you won't be bullied by him in the future.

I said: Don't tell me, I just like his madness.

My mother frowned: "Look at you, it's hopeless."You want to live with him, do you think he can live like this...

I said: You only see the bad aspects, can you say one or two good things about us?

My mother sighed, and pulled me to sit down on the sofa: "Old Lin, she also told me that it was good for Zhou Lei to accompany you."Said that you are a serious child, and Zhou Lei is thinking about you... But I just don't trust you.

I reached out and hugged her: Mom.We are not too frightened.Even if Zhou Lei is really that... we are not afraid of him, are we?Don't keep putting me in the victim's position.Maybe I will become a perpetrator one day?

My mother laughed out loud: Come on, you.

I looked into my mother's eyes: it's nothing to be afraid of, don't scare yourself... Doesn't he just have two money, doesn't he just have a few people he knows?Let's not be afraid, ah... 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, didn't Zhou Lei have time to recite words?Is it impossible for me to surpass him?Anyway, I am quite ambitious, so you should have confidence in me.

My mother really laughed and touched my head: I just can't understand your high school head teacher, she said you were gay and I really wanted to beat her and me to death, that look is disgusting, you don't know, I thought to myself that it's my son's turn to talk to you, so what if he is, I'll beat her away...

Well played.I nod.

My mother just laughed: Zhou Lei is obedient to you now, and has been chasing you for a long time, right?

I said: Forget it, it doesn't count.I am also ambitious for him.

Oops... My mother sighed and touched my face: Why do you think my son is so attractive.

I also sighed: handsome chant.In fact, I can't help it either.Being handsome is hard work.

My mother nodded as if she was serious: When you were born, I expected that you would have such distress.

I was poor with her for a while.Finally, she waved her hand, as if annoyed by Zhou Lei.

I smiled: Agree?

My mother stretched herself with her eyes open: I don't agree, can I do it?

-

As soon as Zhou Lei came back, I took his hand and called my mother.

Zhou Lei seemed to have expected it a long time ago, so he called out respectfully and beamingly.

My mother made a concluding statement: My son is about to get married, I am a mother, what is going on if I don’t help, from tomorrow on, don’t worry about your wedding, let mother handle it .I discussed it with Lin Yuan. He has a boat there, which has just been decorated and is brand new. Before opening the casino, he plans to use it for your wedding.

Maria?I was taken aback and asked.

My mother nodded.

Really... really.I was almost pleasantly surprised.

Zhou Lei also had a surprised look on his face: "That's great, I can invite a few more friends."

Opening my arms, I hugged my mother.

-

While I was free, Zhou Lei dragged me around to meet friends.I took off the ring that I kept on my necklace and put it on my ring finger.

Most of Zhou Lei's friends were quite surprised to see us as a couple, but after the surprise, most of them sent blessings.Zhou Lei officially introduced me to all the scum in that circle as his partner or something.

The scumbags all gave Zhou Lei face.The only time he was ashamed in public was when a few drunks joked at Zhou Lei at the dinner table: Hey, Young Master Zhou, why the hell did you find someone stronger than you?Can you move?

Hearing this, Zhou Lei suddenly stood up and poured a glass of wine on Ya's face: If you don't understand, don't fart for me here!

All the people at the table were stunned, and the one who was splashed with wine stood up and yelled at Zhou Lei: Are you fucking throwing me for him?

Zhou Lei took out the lighter and was about to go over and light her face: I'm not just going to splash you...

As a result, the fire was on, and he was abruptly dragged away by a group of people.

The lighter was kicked far away by Triangle, Zhou Lei dragged me away, pointed at the man and said: "Endless!"You wait for me!

Said Zhou Lei went to the corridor and started calling for someone.After a while, the box was surrounded.The man wiped his face with a towel while pushing the door and came out: Zhou Lei, what do you mean, what do you mean by joking?You are a fart!Can't I call someone?What's the point of fighting?

Zhou Lei raised his eyebrows: What are you calling!I'm waiting for you to call someone, just start the fight here!

The host came over to smooth things over: what are you two doing?I apologize, I apologize!

As he said that, the man walked in front of me with a glass of wine: So what, Xiangyang, right... Sorry, we brothers used to joke around when we were young.Don't mind me, I'm really sorry.Then he owes it to anyone.

I nodded, looked at the one holding the towel again, and motioned for him to speak.

The one with the towel snorted: You insist on me making an apology for you, right?Do you have a big face?Xiang, why are you blocking your way?Don't you know that Zhou Lei is in a fit?You offended me today, Zhou Lei is here and I can't do anything to you, but if one day you fall out of favor, don't blame me for being rude!

Zhou Lei jumped beside him: What do you mean?Keep your mouth clean, you!

The one holding the towel said: I don't mean anything.I really didn't think much of you before, Zhou Lei.I think you're cool, but why are you playing like this for a man today.Count how many years you have friends.Isn't it easy to use in bed?I fucking misread you, Zhou Lei!

Zhou Lei sneered: Come on.I didn't want to compare, friends and lovers are not on the same level, but since you insist on being more affectionate, I will tell you.You are still not as good as Xiangyang, not only you, but no one here can compare to him.When he blocked the gun for Lao Tzu back then, where were you happy and happy?As long as Lao Tzu was insane, he took care of me for as long as possible.Are you comparable?

The one holding the towel was taken aback for a moment, his face was stiffened by Zhou Lei's choreography, but then he smiled and said: So he blocked the gun, I mean, Zhou Lei wouldn't be so sensual and despise friends...

As he said that, he stood up and walked in front of me: So what... I didn't understand the situation just now, sorry.

I looked at Zhou Lei: let's go.

Disappointed, Zhou Leite came over and took people away with me.

To be honest, every time Zhou Lei introduces me, I can always see surprise in everyone's eyes.

Zhou Lei came out early, definitely not because of his sexuality.

At first, I thought, everyone must be surprised that Zhou Leiya has settled down.Unexpectedly, it turned out that I was surprised that I was stronger than Zhou Lei.

In the evening, I took this as a joke and asked Zhou Lei: Did you look for chickens for nothing before?

Zhou Lei just laughed at me there: You are definitely making a mistake, they are surprised how someone like me can be subdued by you.However, many people are waiting to see my show, so you have to be good to me.Let them envy death, envy a lifetime.

Once Zhou Lei was stimulated by some kind of stimulus, and he would tell me nonsense as soon as he got home: When did you disclose your assets to the media, the last Forbes or something, let those bastard grandchildren talk about you again.

Come on, isn't my secret work in the past few years all in vain?Who cares about it...

As I said that, I took off my clothes and leaned over to kiss him.

The way Zhou Lei let me do it: I just can't understand what they say about you...

I turned over and pressed Zhou Lei: Let them talk about theirs, I just want you...

-

My wedding with Zhou Lei was quite grand, it was the maiden voyage of the Maria after it was refurbished, the helicopter platform was full of private jets and so on, so many business friends came—Lin Yuan’s, mine, Zhou Lei's - Lin Yuan also bought dozens of small boats to take care of the transport, and rented out several small islands around, I can't bear to see the expense.

Lin Yuan was nice, and he even explained to me with great satisfaction: After you hold the wedding ceremony, the opening ceremony of the casino will be held directly here, killing two birds with one stone.

Lin Junnan became our best man, Xiao Niuniu was our flower girl, and my mother was too busy to touch the floor.Zhou Lei hugged Niu Niu on the deck to play, Niu Niu is a promising little girl, she used to like me, and then Lin Junnan came to like Lin Junnan, now Zhou Lei came and she likes Zhou Lei, clinging to Zhou Lei every day, soft Soft and glutinous called brother.One day he even shouted: I want to marry my brother as my bride!

Zhou Lei hugged Niu Niu and kissed her, making me jealous, and my mother laughed at me: "It's so ugly!"

Lin Junnan also laughed.

On the wedding day, Zhou Lei also gave me a surprise.

Originally, everyone's oath was written by myself at night. I wrote a poem for Zhou Lei, but I didn't expect Zhou Lei to write about our love history...

I heard him holding the microphone and giving me an affectionate gaze in front of so many people:

I still remember the place where I first met you.It was in City X. That day, I had just got off the plane, and the sky was overcast, but I discovered that there was a handsome young man in the pick-up line, and it was you.I noticed you at that time, and you also noticed me, but for some reason, you didn't want to approach me at that time, you always walked at the end of the line, far away from me, I wanted to talk to you several times, You quietly avoided them.

Until one day, I was in the bathroom and heard someone arguing outside.But it turned out that you had a conflict with your friends because of me.We didn't even have a conversation at the time, but you were definitely on my side.I don't blame others for misunderstanding me. On the contrary, I thank that person for letting me know you.Maybe this is fate.Do you still remember, because of this incident, we became friends, we went climbing, fishing, picnic... We have experienced countless winds and rains together, until today...

Today, you are my destined lover; today, at the destined moment, I want to say, I love you.I am willing to protect you with my whole life.

Countless petals fell from the sky, drawing ethereal and colorful trajectories in the air.

Our wedding ended with warm blessings.

Lin Yuan directly incorporated the second half of the wedding into the opening ceremony of the casino, and also presented a lot of weights.

After we got married, we traveled around the world together, went to Antarctica to see the aurora, went to the African grasslands to chase the footprints of wild animals, and went to Australia to drive a helicopter to watch grazing...

Finally back in China, the season is like winter, we sat warmly by the stove, chatting about the latest domestic happenings, and gossip that we have never known...

By the way, do you know?Zhou Lei asked me.

what?

I leaned on the sofa and pulled him into my arms.

Ah, Xiaoming, it is said that he has started a business, look... magazines have interviewed him, what kind of disabled...

Stupid?It's fine to put on a good face before, but if you say that he has such a virtue now, how can he still have the nerve to come out and jump around.

I smiled: as long as he uses his energy to pursue his career on the right path, he will surely succeed quickly.

Zhou Lei frowned: Why do you still talk to him, don't you have any remaining feelings?

I'm funny: who the hell is still in love...

Sticking to Zhou Lei, he reached into his sweater and kissed his lips.

Recently, there has been some news about Ye Lan.

Zhou Lei looked at me, out of breath:

I was also wondering, has he really changed his gender?

What's wrong?I continued to kiss Zhou Lei's neck, and reached out to pinch the flesh on his waist.

Zhou Lei raised his neck and let my kiss fall on it: He doesn't love Jiangshan and beauties now... It is said that he is chasing after a European male star, but his wealth and life are at stake...It's a pity that he doesn't care about him at all. It’s been a while to make a movie, how much do you think it will cost?Ye Lan didn't have the ones in his hand, he was just a small brand designer, what is he... still wanting to pick someone up... Isn't this nonsense.

I was very dissatisfied with Zhou Lei's inattention, and sealed his lips: leave them alone, you can take care of me.

Zhou Lei smiled and got entangled with me. We took off each other's clothes by the warm fire...

Turning over, I held Zhou Lei down.

[After the main text, the rebirth of the soldier brother is to be continued]

The author has something to say: postscript

The style of writing this article is because of Ou Ou's wish.

I have always wanted to write a goofy, light-hearted, sweet and greasy little white article, a happy article with clear CP, 1VS1, and a happy ending.

The opportunity to write this article is actually very strange.In the beginning, the article was a short story, a birthday gift for my good friend Ziqing (Ziqing helped Ou Ouliang a lot in Shanghai, Ou Ou usually has a bad temper and a gloomy personality, Ziqing often enlightens Ou Ou).This article was originally intended to be 8000 words, the CP is Xiaoming, the short story is over, of course Zhou Lei and Ye Lan will not appear, but one day Ou Ou came home from overtime work, dizzy and accidentally wrote Zhou Lei... ...As a result, the article suddenly developed to a place beyond Ou's control, and the pig's feet were