The sad life of a mermaid urges surrogacy

One person and one fish returned home in a strange atmosphere. Although Meng Wennan didn't talk much at ordinary times, it was not as silent as it is now. Yu Ren looked at Meng Wennan who was bathing himself with a dark face. Although he His movements were still as gentle, but the low air pressure covering the opponent made Yu Ren feel that his owner might rub off the scales on his tail in the next second.

"Hey! Dude, what's the matter with you? You're so angry, like someone owes you 500 million!" Yu Ren couldn't bear the pressure, so he had to ask the other party first.

"Dude? Strange yin and yang?" Meng Wennan kept playing the scene of Wu Yu feeding and Mengmeng eating happily in his mind. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. Here, I didn't come back to my senses until I was yelled at by Mengmeng.

But why can't I understand Mengmeng's words?

Forehead!Young life!Forget that at the current level of human culture, people don't know much about advanced vocabulary like idioms!Yu Ren quickly changed his words, and his tone became more tactful: "I, I'm speaking our dialect, haha, buddy means master, yin and yang strangeness means you are very angry, I'm asking why you are angry?"

Seeing the other party looking at him dubiously, Yu Ren tried his best to play the role of a pure little lamb with his big eyes open, look at my sincere eyes, how could I lie to you, right? !

"Oh, that's right." Meng Wennan continued to scrub, as if accepting Yu Ren's explanation.

"That's right, that's it." Yu Ren hurriedly agreed, wiping his sweat inside.

"But haven't you lost your memory? Why do you still remember your dialect?" Meng Wennan seemed to speak casually, but it hit Yu Ren's deathbed.

"Ah! My, haha, I am unforgettable in my hometown, and my hometown dialect is hard to change. The hometown dialect has been deeply rooted in my soul. Even if I lose my memory, I can't forget it..."

"My homeland is unforgettable, but my local accent is hard to change? That's right, very beautiful sentences, I don't think I've heard them before."

(Stop talking! Yu Ren! The more you talk, the more wrong you are!)

Yu Ren subconsciously quibbled, but found that the loopholes seemed to be getting bigger and bigger, so he simply closed his mouth and pretended to be silent.

Meng Wennan rubbed his chin and waited for Mengmeng to explain, but saw the other party pursed his lips tightly and pretended not to say anything, so he could only sigh, knelt down and hugged Mengmeng's head, kissed Mengmeng's head, and then He stroked his fluffy hair and said, "I will wait for you to tell me everything."

Kissed again!

There were bursts of lightning and thunder in Yu Ren's mind. He let Meng Wennan wipe himself dry and put him on the bed in a daze.

no!I need to find a way to put an end to this kind of hooligan behavior that is open and honest to molesting good families and people!

Because I see the big from the small, I can kiss you today, and tomorrow I can eat you until there is no scum left!Yu Ren has not forgotten her identity as a surrogate. When she pretended to be mentally handicapped before, she could convince herself that she was bitten by a dog, but now that she has had a showdown with Meng Wennan, this kind of behavior is a hint of Chi Guoguo. !

Today is Monday, the master is going to work!

Yu Ren finally breathed a sigh of relief. In the past two days, he couldn't count how many braids he had been caught by Meng Wennan, but since Meng Wennan didn't ask, he was happy to play dumb, and Yu Ren also knew the safest way It's just that he keeps his mouth shut, asks whatever he asks and answers whatever he wants, but for such a long time, he can only pretend to be dumb, finally there is someone who can talk to him, Yu Ren can't help it!

Seeing Meng Wennan carrying a toolbox and preparing to go out, Yu Ren raised his eyebrows with joy, and sent his master out in a hurry.

Good to go, hello!It's best not to come back for a day!

Seeing Mengmeng smiling so happily that she almost sang and danced to celebrate her going out, Meng Wennan was very upset, did she not want to be with her so much?

Meng Wennan's personality is that he can't tell what he is thinking on the surface, but in fact he remembers everything in his heart. According to Yu Ren's later description, this person is not only small-minded, but also has flaws.

He was so happy to leave, how could Meng Wennan let Mengmeng get his wish!

With an evil smile in his heart, Meng Wennan realized that he also had such a bad side. Seeing Mengmeng sitting on the mermaid car with a smile and waving his hands to say goodbye to him, Meng Wennan put the box in his hand on the ground first, and picked up Mengmeng , turned around and walked towards the garage.

Yu Ren became anxious and struggled violently: "Ah! What are you doing? Let me down!"

"Mengmeng, you will be heard if you call again." Meng Wennan easily suppressed the resistance of the person in his arms, lowered his head and smiled and said, and sure enough, Mengmeng obediently fell on his chest in the next second, The voice also dropped several octaves, put his mouth to his ear, and said softly: "What are you doing, don't you go to work?"

"Yeah, let's go now, but take you with me." Meng Wennan put Mengmeng on the passenger seat, threw the toolbox into the back seat, and got into the car himself.

"I don't want to go, let me go home!" Seeing Meng Wennan start the car, Yu Ren protested with a sad face.It's hard to have time alone!So deprived!

"The objection is invalid." Meng Wennan backed the car out of the garage and drove towards the research institute.

"Wow! Brother Meng, is this your mermaid? It's so beautiful."

"Senior Meng, your mermaid hair is actually silver, which is rare! I really want to touch it."

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"Meng Wennan! You bastard! You even brought me a mermaid to work! Have you taken the rules of the institute seriously?" Professor Chen Changan was reading materials in his office when he heard his assistant say that Meng Wennan from the Appraisal Department Bringing the mermaid to work, he slapped the table angrily, and angrily came to find someone to settle the score.

"I only know that pets are not allowed to enter, but I didn't see that it was written that mermaids are not allowed to enter." Meng Wennan put Mengmeng on the sofa, and confiscated all the snacks that were stuffed into Mengmeng's arms along the way, before turning around Facing the furious Professor Chen, he replied calmly.

"Mermaid, pet, the nature is not the same! Send it back to me immediately! Your behavior is a desecration of cultural relics research!" Professor Chen roared furiously, and the loud voice was heard by the whole building.

You're nothing more than a fucking pet!Your grandmother's is blasphemy!Yu Ren angrily threw the sofa cushion at that nasty old man, hitting him on the head.

"Aw!" Professor Chen was caught off guard and hit straight. Although the cushion was soft and the beating didn't hurt, he was still taken aback: "Now, immediately, immediately, send it back to me!"

"There's no one at home to take care of him."

"Then put it in the waiting room on the first floor and ask the receptionist to help you take care of him." Professor Chen saw that Meng Wennan's attitude was very firm, so he could only retreat.

"Mengmeng is very good, I will let him stay in my studio, master, don't worry about it." Meng Wennan was unmoved, joking, he would not let Mengmeng take care of strangers.

"If you can't complete the task today, just wait for me!" Professor Chen saw Meng Wennan's stubbornness, so he had no choice but to put down his harsh words, turn around and leave, out of sight.

Seeing Meng Wennan close the door to block the curious eyes of his colleagues, Yu Rencai adjusted his posture on the sofa to a more comfortable position, gloated and said to Meng Wennan: "You deserve it! Who told you to kidnap me, you must be scolded! "

Meng Wennan didn't answer, took off the portable computer and let Mengmeng play online, put on his work clothes and started to restore the cultural relics.

Seeing that Meng Wennan had entered the Do Not Disturb state at work, Yu Ren curled his lips and started playing with the computer.

"dong dong dong"

The sound of knocking on the door awakened one person and one fish from their own world. Meng Wennan looked at Mengmeng, only to see that Mengmeng had hidden the computer in her robe before going to open the door.

Wu Yu stood at the door.

"Senior Meng, Professor Chen said he wants you to go upstairs for a meeting."

Seeing Meng Wennan looking back at Mengmeng, Wu Yu hurriedly said: "I will help you take care of Mengmeng, senior. The professor is not in a good mood, so you better not bring Mengmeng up to anger him."

Meng Wennan thought about it too. It was really not good to bring a mermaid to the meeting, so he told Wu Yu to let him wait, and closed the door.

After changing his clothes, Meng Wennan was about to take the computer from Mengmeng.

Yu Ren didn't do it anymore, what would he play without a computer, he didn't want to sleep on the sofa stupidly, Meng Wennan pulled it a few times, seeing that Yu Ren didn't want to let go, so he had to take out a mobile phone from the side table "Mengmeng, this is the communicator. There are games in it. You can play by yourself. If you have anything to do, press the red button on it and you can send me a message." Obediently staying on the sofa, he locked the door and went to the meeting with Wu Yu.

Just when Yu Ren was bored playing games and sent messages to Meng Wennan to harass him for a meeting, the door was suddenly opened.

Yu Ren was still surprised why Meng Wennan came back so soon, when he saw two strange men in white overalls sneaking into the room on tiptoe like thieves.

The person is not good!

Taking advantage of the two turning around to close the door, Yu Ren quickly wrote the three words SOS and sent it out. He didn't have time to write help, and he definitely couldn't understand the English writing help. At this time, he could only pray that these three letters would also be passed down to 1000 years. After that, he hid the communicator in the crack of the sofa.

"It's really a mermaid, with rare silver hair!" One of the stubble-faced strong men who were at least two meters tall turned around and looked at Yu Ren who was on the sofa and exclaimed in surprise.

"Nonsense, how can I lie to you?! I saw with my own eyes that boy Meng Wennan came in with him in his arms." Another thin, tall man with glasses also looked at Yu Ren salivatingly and said.

"Damn it! That boy Meng Wennan is so lucky. He can make a lot of money just by going to the sea every time. I have been working hard all year round, diving and drilling holes. I have been doing it for almost 20 years, and I still don't have enough points. " The strong man took a sip, and said viciously, looking at Yu Ren with Chi Guoguo's jealousy.

"Stop talking nonsense! You only have 20 minutes, so hurry up!" The man with glasses approached Yu Ren with a YD expression, "I've never touched a mermaid when I grow up. This time, I'll have a good time."

"Will nothing happen?"

"I lied to Wu Yu that I was looking for Professor Chen for something. He told me and told me that the meeting is coming to an end. Don't worry!"

After speaking, the two rushed towards Yu Ren with a sinister smile.