The sad life of a mermaid urges surrogacy

From childhood to adulthood, teachers, parents and police uncles have taught us that when encountering a situation like being molested, we should take advantage of it and attack the vital point!The official explanation is "directly hit the opponent's lower body with a hard part of the body"!In layman's terms, it is to kick his dick to pieces!

How could Yu Ren not know this kind of tactic that ranks first among the eighteen methods of women's defense against wolves!

But with "hard parts of the body"?

teeth?I bother!elbow?His hand was held high above his head by that bastard Meng Wennan!Rescue is too late!

What?Knee you say? !

I wipe!I don't even have legs, where's the knee?

As for "kicking each other's penis"?Yu Ren, who can't even do the "kick", really feels so hard!

But even if there are no feet, don't they still have a tail?

So Yu Ren began to struggle non-stop with his tail, which was half held down by Meng Wennan, and slapped Meng Wennan's legs with his tail fin.

But please do an action with me.

Bring your legs together and lift them in front of you, now start to swing up and down and side to side.

understand!

What!Don't understand yet?

Well, what strength do you use to wag your tail?

waist!

Where will the movement of the waist drive?

buttocks!

Yu Ren didn't understand, so he was in a tragedy.

Hearing Meng Wennan gasp, he finally let go of Yu Ren's mouth temporarily, buried his head heavily on Yu Ren's shoulder, and panted a few times.

"Mengmeng, I'm hard."

It wasn't until this time that Yu Ren knew what he had just done!

Under the flushed face, he hurriedly did not dare to move.

Meng Wennan was feeling comfortable being rubbed by Mengmeng, but when he saw that the other party stopped suddenly, he couldn't help being a little puzzled, raised his head and pecked Yu Ren's mouth lightly, and asked in a hoarse voice full of desire: "Mengmeng Moe, why don't you continue?"

"Ji, continue with your sister!"

Yu Renzheng regretted that his brain had done something stupid just now, and he stuttered when he heard Meng Wennan ask such a shameless question in such an innocent tone.

"Mengmeng, what are you talking about? Continue with me? I'm fine?" Meng Wennan heard Mengmeng say something she didn't understand again, thinking of what her partner said she didn't understand, so how can I do it, it seems I'm going to learn the dialect of Xianan Xinzhou.

"That's right, it means no!"

"Why?" Meng Wennan was puzzled, grabbed Yu Ren's hand and touched his lower body, "I'm hard."

"I rely on!"

Yu Ren was taken aback by the heat from Meng Wennan, and quickly shook off Meng Wennan's hand as if he had been stung by something, and cursed loudly: "It's none of my business if you insist, fuck yourself!"

"You are my partner, why is it none of your business?" Meng Wennan asked again, with an unprecedented tone of aggrieved tone.

"Me, when did I become your partner?" Yu Ren was taken aback when he heard that, why didn't he know this happened?

Accidentally said what was in his heart, Meng Wennan blushed for some reason, but originally planned to propose to Mengmeng after she rescued Mengmeng, although Meng Wennan had never done anything like confession before. I think that according to my own personality, it is impossible to have a proactive day in this life.But after meeting Mengmeng, Meng Wennan discovered that the matter of whether to take the initiative is not whether you will do it in personality, but whether you have met the person you are willing to take the initiative.

Originally, such a thing as a marriage proposal needs the right time, place and people.If a romantic suitor makes full use of these two items, the success rate of the proposal can be improved.But Meng Wennan didn't understand, he just thought that since he had accidentally revealed his feelings and he didn't want to wait any longer, then he should propose.

So, on such an evening when he just woke up, Yu Ren didn't even wash his face, so he was sat upright on the bed by Meng Wennan, and Meng Wennan stepped back two steps and knelt down on one knee, touching his tail fin in a pious posture, Put a kiss on it, raised his head, and said to himself in the most gentle and solemn tone that Yu Ren had ever heard: "Mengmeng, I like you, let's get married!"

Knot, knot, knot, marry? !

Just kidding!

Did I hear wrong?Meng Wennan is still stupid!

Yu Ren never thought that one day he would be proposed by someone, and he was a man!

"No!" Yu Ren flatly refused without mercy.

Just kidding, he is not a fool, although he doesn't want to admit it, but a mermaid marrying a person is really ridiculous in this world.

Meng Wennan's face froze, and he asked in a stiff voice, "Why not?"

"No, no, no!"

"You are my mermaid, why can't you be my partner?" Meng Wennan couldn't understand Mengmeng's refusal. Mengmeng was originally his, but it was just raised from the status of a mermaid to a partner. This is a good thing, why is Mengmeng unwilling? ?Could it be that Mengmeng really doesn't like him?

"I just don't want to, there's no reason!" Yu Ren turned his head and replied with a snort without looking at Meng Wennan.

Originally thought that Meng Wennan would continue to question him immediately, but he didn't expect that after waiting for a long time in a posture, Meng Wennan didn't speak any more, so he turned his head curiously.

Damn!The face is so dark!

Meng Wennan didn't know when to stand up, so he stood close to the bed, his eyes narrowed dangerously, and a cold light flashed from time to time. Although his face was expressionless, Yu Ren could feel it keenly. The mood of the other party should be very, very upset.

Ruined!

Meng Wennan seemed really angry!

Yu Ren was very arrogant relying on the other party's connivance to him, but he forgot that Meng Wennan, who always behaved like a chihuahua in front of him, was actually a Tibetan mastiff who didn't move, but moved astonishingly.The other party proposed to a mermaid so sincerely, but was rejected by me, I don't know how angry I would be!

Yu Ren, who is inherently bullying the good and fearing the evil, and bullying the weak and fearing the hard, immediately shrank when he saw Meng Wennan let out his air-conditioning again, and said in a somewhat muffled tone: "Yes, it's not, it's not impossible. It's just, just..."

"Just what?" Seeing that there was a turning point in Mengmeng's words, Meng Wennan couldn't help but feel a little better. He moved closer and closer, and slowly stroked Yu Ren's hair with his hands, asking in a coaxing tone.

"It's just...it's just that Yi Sheng isn't your boyfriend!" Yu Ren suddenly thought, isn't Yi Sheng Meng Wennan's lover?Why did you still propose to yourself? !

Sure enough, he was lying to himself!The bastard!

Thinking of this, Yu Ren felt inexplicably depressed for some reason.

damn it!

Meng Wennan scolded herself fiercely in her heart, what did she promise Yi Sheng to be busy, she almost lost Mengmeng, and now it has become an obstacle to a marriage proposal, so she had to quickly put the matter between herself and Yi Sheng, one by one, one by one Ten to speak out.

"So! You and Yi Sheng are fake! Pei Yiming is your ex-boyfriend?" Yu Ren cried out in shock.

Seeing Meng Wennan nodded resolutely, Yu Ren had doubts again: "Then since Pei Yiming has this kind of relationship with you, wouldn't it be easy for you to get close to his mermaid? Why do you want to watch Yi Sheng make such a big bend ?”

Meng Wennan rubbed Mengmeng's head twice, and said, "This is his business."

Yu Ren was right when he thought about it, Meng Wennan didn't need to take the initiative to mention his relationship with Pei Yiming to Yi Sheng, and was about to say something else, when Meng Wennan asked first: "So Yi Sheng is not a problem, we can Get married."

"no!"

"What is it for this time?"

"We...we are of different races!" Yu Ren suddenly thought of this good excuse, and hurriedly said it out loud.

"Hehe." Meng Wennan thought that Mengmeng would say some reasons that he couldn't accept, such as liking someone else, not liking herself (it seems to be the same), but he didn't expect it to be this reason.

Meng Wennan simply sat on the bed, hugged Mengmeng face to face, took a bite of Mengmeng's lips, and said with a smile: "You don't need to worry about this. Mengmeng, just answer me, do you like me? "

Yu Ren's face flushed instantly, what's the problem? !How can I ask so directly!Meng Wennan, do you know how to pick up girls?

Also, in this case, can he say he doesn't like it?can he !

But it was just two short words, Yu Ren couldn't make a sound, if he really had no feelings for Meng Wennan, it would be easy to say these words.

But since he came to this world, Meng Wennan has always been the closest person to him. Yu Ren undoubtedly likes him, because apart from his parents, no one has ever treated him as well as Meng Wennan.However, this is just dependence, not love.

Seeing Mengmeng blushing there for a long time, opening and closing her mouth, but unable to utter a single word, Meng Wennan couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, sighed, raised Mengmeng's face to look at her, and asked again: "Do you refuse?" Is it because I like someone else?"

"No, of course not!"

"Then let's get married!"

"Hey! Why are you selective and obedient?! I don't like others, but I didn't say I like you!" Hearing Meng Wennan talking to himself about getting married, Yu Ren blushed even more. Yes, this time I'm so angry!

"It doesn't matter, it won't be too late for you to like me after you get married." Hearing Mengmeng said that she didn't like anyone else, Meng Wennan's mood immediately improved, and her tone became lighter.

"What? You want to get on the bus first and then make up for the fare?"

"Get on the bus first and then make up for the fare? What does that mean?"

"You only get married when you have a baby! Ah, no..." Yu Ren said the meaning of the sentence in a moment of excitement, and as soon as the words came out, he secretly said badly, Meng Wennan must have misunderstood!

Sure enough, Meng Wennan happily said: "Mengmeng, do you want to have a baby with me? That's great!"

After finishing speaking, she turned around, pressed Mengmeng back under her body again, hugged Mengmeng's head with her left hand, moved her mouth closer, hit the point with her right hand, and touched the three inches below Mengmeng's navel.

"Wait! Can't do it!"

Yu Ren hastily grabbed the opponent's groping hand.

"Why can't I do it? Mengmeng will be able to marry me after giving birth to a child." Meng Wennan said in a low voice, being rejected by Mengmeng again and again, he couldn't help feeling a little hurt in his heart.

Seeing Meng Wennan's appearance, Yu Ren felt inexplicably guilty, and in desperation made up a bad excuse: "Because I refuse premarital sex."

Meng Wennan's eyes lit up when he heard that, he moved his head closer and said, "Then let's get married right away."

Yu Ren pushed the other party away with his hands, and quickly explained: "I mean, we need to fall in love first before we can get married!"

"How to fall in love?"

"Um, just to be nice to me, to have a meal together from time to time, to chat, to watch a movie together, to travel together..." The more Yu Ren said, the more he felt something was wrong, and his voice became smaller and smaller.

"Isn't that what we do every day? So we..."

"No!" Yu Ren quickly retorted.

"Huh—?" Meng Wennan's pronunciation of the word "um" is very long, and the ending sound is still rising dangerously. It contains a strong sense of threat at first hearing.

So Yu Ren's unpromising goods immediately softened again, and quickly added: "Bad, almost..."

"That's good. Mengmeng, I'll take you out to play after this incident." Meng Wennan suddenly changed the subject.

"Really? Good! You said it! Don't go back on your word!" Yu Ren was overjoyed when he heard this, and wanted to go out for a long time. It was rare that Meng Wennan was willing to take him out, so he hurriedly agreed.

"Well, since you agree, Mengmeng, let's get married when we come back from the tour." Meng Wennan raised the corners of his lips, smiling brightly like never before, with a hint of a plot to succeed.