The sad life of a mermaid urges surrogacy

"Ah? What does this mean? Was it called that in ancient times?" Meng Wennan was a little puzzled.

"Yes, in ancient times, wives were called officials and husbands were called ladies." Yu Ren said with an affirmative look.

"It's a strange name, how do you write these words?" Meng Wennan is very interested in Mengmeng, a living antique that unfolds a corner of the life of ancient people.

"Officials, officials who are officials, human beings, ladies, good conscience, sons of children." Yu Ren cunningly concealed a radical.

Meng Wennan squinted his eyes, and said with some disapproval: "Is there a missing character beside it?"

"Ah! How did you know?" Yu Ren was startled, but Meng Wennan didn't expect to know!

"I do not know."

Unexpectedly, Meng Wennan shook his head.

"then you……"

"In ancient times, women usually had to add the word "female" when addressing women, so I'm just cheating on you." Meng Wennan flicked Mengmeng's forehead, and he guessed it right, knowing that Mengmeng would not be so honest.

Yu Ren held his forehead that was attacked, and secretly hated Meng Wennan's career, most people would not notice these aspects.

Thinking again in my heart, I said unwillingly: "Actually, this kind of name has been around for a long time in my era, and none of us would call it that."

"Oh, then what do you call it?" Meng Wennan was vigilant when she saw Mengmeng's cunning expression again, but she obediently asked questions.

"My wife is called Your Majesty, and my husband is called Eunuch."

Yu Ren suppressed a smile, pretended to be serious, and explained: "I didn't lie to you this time, the maid next to the word female, the male is her husband's male, and the male does not have the word next to the female, as you know."

"I do know that." Meng Wennan stared at Mengmeng for a long time before nodding in agreement.

"Then scream and listen." Seeing that Meng Wennan finally took the bait, Yu Ren urged Meng Wennan to speak excitedly.

"Okay, father-in-law." Meng Wennan obediently called out.

"Hey...you called me wrong, I really didn't lie to you!" Yu Ren responded subconsciously for a while, only to realize that Meng Wennan actually called him father-in-law, thinking that Meng Wennan didn't believe him, so he quickly opened his mouth to explain.

"That's right, you little fry are useless at all, aren't you the same as your father-in-law?" Meng Wennan said through gritted teeth, put his hand into Yu Ren's tail, and squeezed twice.

"Ah! You actually know!" Yu Ren cried out in shock after being molested.

"Mengmeng, underestimating people from the future will be a disadvantage, especially when you have a husband who studies ancient culture."

He was molested instead of deception. Yu Ren knew that he was wrong, and he didn't dare to resist too much, but he didn't expect that the other party would make an inch, and even stretched his hand near his birth hole. Yu Ren trembled all over, and grabbed the other party's malicious hand, He shouted: "If you play hooligan again, I will call you!"

"You call, this house is very soundproof, and besides, just the two of us..." At this point, Meng Wennan suddenly realized that there is an extra piranha downstairs.

"Haha! I have a younger brother now. If you dare to bully me, I will tell Xiaohua to beat you up!" Yu Ren grinned and threatened Meng Wennan triumphantly. It's a big loss if you pay it in, but God still takes care of him, a time traveler, and sent him an awesome bodyguard.

Meng Wennan couldn't see Mengmeng's frightening appearance, so he rubbed two fists viciously, making Yu Ren gasp for breath, then withdrew his hand, and said depressedly: "This person is too dangerous, it's a bad idea to stay by your side." Hidden danger."

"No way, Xiao Hua is both powerful and cute, and the best thing is that she doesn't have a good brain."

"Dare to praise other men in front of your husband, this Hua Xiyan must not be kept." Meng Wennan became angry when he heard it, grabbed the man and took a bite, and said firmly.

"Stop making trouble! I'm not complimenting, I'm just telling the truth. Besides, Hua Xiyan is Zhen Yingxiong's younger brother and knows my secret. It's safer to keep him by my side." Yu Ren saw that Meng Wennan had a tendency to go berserk. , quickly stroke along the hair.

"If you want to keep the secret, there is a better way."

"You want to kill him?" Yu Ren was startled.

Meng Wennan flicked Mengmeng's forehead again, and said angrily and amusedly: "I'm not a killer, Hua Xiyan is a first-class killer herself, how can I kill him? Besides, I'm a good citizen, not Zhen Yingxiong. Kind of a gangster brother, you can kill someone if you say it? Mengmeng, what's going on in your head."

"Uh……"

Yu Ren thought that Meng Wennan, a nobleman, was just like the one on TV, who could send out family guards to harvest people's lives with just one order.

"Try to shoot him a brick next time, it's better to be the same as Pei Yiming." Meng Wennan touched his chin, admiring the effect of the first hidden weapon in Mengmeng's mouth.

Yu Ren rolled his eyes, and said contemptuously: "Last time, you had bad luck. You thought you were a master of martial arts, and you could shoot a fool if you said it? Xiaohua's personality is quite simple and stupid, so I shouldn't be able to find him. Brother Yingxiong has changed, let him follow first, even if he goes out and tells people that I have a memory, with my acting skills and his appearance, who do you think people will believe?"

"Well, we can only do this first, and then kick him off when we think of a way." Meng Wennan was still a little unwilling, because there was a light bulb suddenly added to the good two-person world, and no one would be happy.

"By the way, I've always wanted to ask you, what's in that locked floor on the third floor?" Yu Ren suddenly thought of the third floor that he had never been to before, and was a little curious, so he took the opportunity to ask.

"It's my former baby." Meng Wennan was dressing Mengmeng, when she heard Mengmeng's question, she answered casually.

"Before? What about now?"

What can be regarded as treasures by Meng Wennan must be antiques and cultural relics. I don’t know if they will be as cheating as Zhong Quangong’s toothbrush lighters and the like.

"Now, you'll know when you look in the mirror."

Yu Ren blushed a little, so he had to deliberately ignore Meng Wennan's words and asked, "Is the one upstairs an antique? I want to see it!"

Meng Wennan paused, that's right, Mengmeng, a live antique, must recognize those dead antiques. Thinking of the many treasures that he had collected before and didn't know what they were used for, Meng Wennan couldn't help but get excited, and said a little excitedly: " Okay, let's go after washing up, I don't know many things, so Mengmeng can tell me well."

"Haha, then you have found the right person. In terms of understanding of you so-called 'antiques', I dare say that I am the second in the entire Federation, and no one dares to be the first." Yu Ren complied complacently. , quite a bit of high-spirited feeling of being number one in the world.

Meng Wennan couldn't help laughing, and without hitting Yu Ren's cheeky sense of superiority, he carried him into the bathroom.

Half an hour later, when Yu Ren lived in Meng Wennan's house for about one year, he finally stepped into the restricted area on the third floor!

"Damn it! History Museum!"

As soon as Meng Wennan opened the door, Yu Ren exclaimed.

I saw that except for a room in the upper right corner, the entire third floor was opened up, and many glass booths were placed, filled with all kinds of Meng Wennan's treasures, except for some porcelain and jade, which can be seen to be of great value at a glance. In addition, there are also some things that Meng Wennan can't figure out their uses are also placed here, and of course there will be some strange broken copper and iron mixed in them.

Thus, Mr. Yu's literacy class began.

"This is the flute!"

"What is a flute?"

"A musical instrument."

"Professor Chen also told me that this is a water pipe... Then this one will make a nice sound, and it should also be a musical instrument, but unfortunately I don't know the name."

"This is Guzheng, just like the flute, it is a classical Chinese musical instrument, even the strings are still there, it is well preserved!"

"When it was unearthed, there were only a few broken steel wires connected to it, which I added later according to the broken state."

"It was actually restored by you! Meng Wennan, I found out that you are actually quite powerful, but the steel wire was only used in our era. When it was older than ours, the strings were made of animal tendons and hairs. .”

"Got it. What about this one? It looks like a work of art. I don't know what it's for."

"This is an inkstone! The ancients used this inkstone to write, and it is still the pattern of Nine Dragons Playing Pearls. It's a pity that it is broken so much!" Yu Ren touched the broken part with some distress. The inkstone is well carved.

"Touch?"

"No, use this to rub the ink away, and then dip the pen to write."

"I see."

Thinking of something suddenly, Meng Wennan, as if presenting a treasure, took out a chunky and squat thing that was familiar to Yu Ren from among a pile of bottles and jars, and asked, "What about this one? I spent a lot of effort to get it I got it, the colors on it are still faintly visible, and the shape is a bit like a vase, but it’s a bit fatter.”

"...This is a spittoon, used for spitting, and some people use it as a bedpan."

"..." Meng Wennan quickly put it back and hid it behind a large blue and white porcelain vase.

"Where did you find it, the pattern on it is so tacky!"

"...in the treasure room of a certain great nobleman."

"Well, in fact, ignoring its own use, it is indeed an antique."

……

In this way, Yu Ren took Meng Wennan to identify all kinds of antiques. Meng Wennan took out a new communicator and wrote down everything Yu Ren said seriously, with a very correct attitude.

"What's that room?" Seeing that everything was visited, Yu Ren pointed to the room with the closed door and asked.

"It's just a bedroom. Sometimes I'm too lazy to go downstairs after finishing my research, so I'll rest here."

"Oh." Yu Ren was a little disappointed, he thought it would be Ku Zhong Ku.

"Mengmeng, didn't you say that this jade bracelet is good for your body? I'll bring it for you." According to what Yu Ren said, Meng Wennan sorted all the things into categories by value and sorted them out for a while. He took out one of the lightest and most exquisite bracelets, and grabbed Mengmeng's hand and put it on.

Yu Ren didn't do it. He took off any jewelry that the big man wore and stuffed it back, saying: "Bracelets are only worn by women. It's the same if you give me that jade fitness ball to play with."

"Uh... Mengmeng likes this, I'll find someone to get you one, this one can't be taken out." Meng Wennan couldn't help being a little embarrassed when he saw that Mengmeng had taken a fancy to this bead.

"Why, is this expensive?"

Meng Wennan didn't answer, just hugged Mengmeng, pressed Mengmeng's right hand on the fingerprint lock by the door, and said: "Mengmeng, if you want to find something to play with in the future, just press your fingerprints yourself. This room is I took care of it myself, except for myself, you were the only one who came in, except for the things I marked red, you can take whatever you want."

"Oh."

Mengmeng didn't care too much about Meng Wennan's refusal, and Meng Wennan stuffed a few gold beans into his hand, and immediately started drooling to play with it. He has never seen so much gold in his life, does he count? Hooked up a wealthy son-in-law?