The sad life of a mermaid urges surrogacy

"Ahem!" Seeing that Meng Wennan had turned off the video, Yu Ren cleared his throat heavily from behind.

Meng Wennan put the communicator aside, sat on the bed without changing his face, and hugged Mengmeng into his arms.

"Headhunter?" Yu Ren put his hands on Meng Wennan's chest and asked with a serious expression.

"It's just a code name." Meng Wennan explained honestly and wisely.

"What organization? Why do you need a code name?"

"It's an online organization called 'Hui'. I added it in high school when I had nothing to do. Later, when I got a higher level, I got the unique code name 'Headhunter'."

"What does this organization do? You don't want me to ask you a question, just answer it, cooperate and tell what you know!" The fire of gossip in Yu Ren's heart was burning, and it turned out that Meng Wennan was really still in the dark. identity of!

"This organization is actually very small, mainly responsible for dozens of people, but the number of extended members is very large. When each new member registers, he will take a test with hundreds of questions, and then the website will use your answers Analysis, divide you into your respective areas. I was assigned to the section of 'Pinzhen' at that time. I heard that the website also has other sections such as 'Appreciation of Fish', 'Looking for Love', 'Secret Domain', etc. Unfortunately, everyone I can only register an account according to my real identity, and I don’t know what is in other forums. My level has not yet reached the authority to enter other forums.”

"What does 'Pinzhen' mean? Is it just an antique exchange post?"

"I thought so too at first, but later I found out that it is actually an intermediary market for antique transactions."

"What?" Yu Ren was shocked.

"In addition to the appreciation of antiques and the exchange of collections, there is also a reward list. There are many anonymous purchase information, that is, someone describes the antique relics they want on it, sets the price, and someone takes a fancy to it. The task is to send the item to the designated place on the website, and the person on the website will hand over the item to the consignor after confirming that the item is genuine, and transfer the money to the seller’s account.”

"Damn it! This is Taobao!" Yu Ren opened his mouth wide in surprise.

"Taobao? This name is very appropriate." Meng Wennan thought for a while, and felt that the name really fit the nature of the website.

"Won't someone refuse to pay or bring out fake products?"

"It's Nie Cangsheng's job to refuse to pay his bills. He has higher authority than me on the website, and his code name is 'Escort Master'. When such complaints arise, he usually solves them. As a 'headhunter', I help The website identifies antiques."

"I see, how did you get the title of 'Headhunter'?"

"Start from a small member, first appreciating people's photos in the post, the success rate is high, and the points are getting higher and higher. Later, I opened a review post on the website, and then I started appreciating a few big ones. Objects, fame slowly rose, and people on the website came to me.”

"Do you have any money?"

"When someone sells cultural relics, I have the preferential purchase and [-]% off purchase benefits."

"That's not how all your collections upstairs come from."

"almost."

"Then you made a red mark, what does that mean?"

"Black goods, take them out for fear of trouble."

"No way!" Yu Ren was shocked again, it turned out that such an upright person as Meng Wennan would also do this kind of thing of buying illegal goods.

"This website is actually a place for reselling illegal goods, and many people choose to sell their stolen goods here."

"You, you, why didn't you report it?"

"When I first found out, I told my elder brother, but my elder brother seemed to have no choice but to say that the water in this website is very deep, and told me not to take care of it anymore."

"No way, the police can't control it, and your father is still the chief executive of the Central Continent District. Could it be the federal government..."

"It's good to know, there's nothing you can do about it." Meng Wennan shrugged his shoulders, and chirped on Mengmeng's wide open mouth.

Yu Ren rolled his eyes. Sure enough, he has a background to do things well. A family of officials and bandits. I didn't expect that this kind of thing would not be eradicated after 1000 years.

"You knew Nie Cangsheng before?"

"Yes, the person in charge of the 'Pin Zhen' section is the shopkeeper. You have met the shopkeeper. It is Yisheng's boyfriend Zhong Quangong, so he knows my real identity. Nie Cangsheng and I get along quite well on the Internet. He called me a peddler, and I jokingly called him a running dog. The relationship was very good, and he also revealed some gossip to me. He told me about the spittoon you saw last time, saying that it was a treasure of a certain nobleman..."

"Wait! Why did a treasure from a great noble come to you, and it was marked with a red mark." Yu Ren suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Ahem, Mengmeng, are you sleepy after eating? Let's take a rest." Meng Wennan lifted the quilt and covered the two together.

"Hey, explain to me honestly, don't change... um... um... the topic..."

three days later.

"Wennan, why doesn't he talk?" Yu Ren poked the mermaid's round face with his hand, and turned to ask Meng Wennan who was watching TV behind him.

"I don't know." Meng Wennan took the opportunity to kiss, and grabbed Mengmeng's hand that touched the mermaid and put it on his body, "Just touch me."

"Hey! He's just a mermaid." Yu Ren protested, what's wrong with letting him touch such a beautiful mermaid.

"That's right, it's a pity you're not just a mermaid." Meng Wennan didn't care about that much, and shackled Mengmeng's hands in his arms expressionlessly.

"Hegemony." Yu Ren muttered softly.

Both of them watched the TV, and the little mermaid, who escaped the fate of being harassed, was unwilling to be lonely. She stretched out her hand and grabbed Yu Renzheng's tail which was swinging around, and bit it into her mouth.

"Ah!" Yu Ren screamed. Although it didn't hurt, the visual effect was really shocking.

"Boss, what's the matter, what's the matter?" Hua Xiyan, who was cooking in the kitchen, heard her boss's voice, rushed out with a kitchen knife, and saw that the boss's tail was being bitten by another mermaid, she was so angry roared.

"Shut up!"

"Wow~Wow~Wow~"

The tail was released, but the mermaid was frightened and cried.

"Xiaohua, it's okay. You can continue cooking. He didn't bite me." Yu Ren wanted to help his forehead. He didn't feel it when he pretended to be mentally handicapped. Now that there is really a mermaid by his side, he is really going to be annoyed. died.

"Meng Wennan, was I also so difficult to deal with before?" Yu Ren couldn't help looking apologetically at Meng Wennan who skillfully played with toys in front of Xiaofeng.

"of course not."

"Oh." Yu Ren heaved a sigh of relief, his image could still be saved.

"You are more difficult to deal with."

Yu Ren: "..."

Yu Ren thought for a while, and a few drops of cold sweat broke out on his head. It seemed that when he first came, in order to annoy his master, he cried all day long, no wonder Meng Wennan wanted to say that he was difficult.

"Deep...deep...wow..."

Suddenly, the little mermaid spoke, which was the first time Xiaofeng spoke after staying in their house for three days.

Yu Ren was startled, and asked, "Wen Nan, what is he talking about? Auntie?"

"Nie Cangsheng." Meng Wennan watched the TV indifferently, and unconsciously continued to wave the toy in his right hand. He had already been trained by Mengmeng. No matter how loud the mermaid cried, he could still Get on with your own thing.

"I'll do it." Yu Ren snatched the toy and teased it in front of Xiaofeng. "Look at this rabbit, it's so fun, it's still pink."

ahh-

Yu Ren looked at the fist that was bitten in his mouth by the other party speechlessly, and rolled his eyes. Before Xiaofeng's transformation, he was either a tiger or a dog.

"Relax!"

Yu Ren shook his hands, and Xiaofeng's head followed suit.

"Don't let go, I'm angry!"

Xiaofeng looked at him with wide eyes, with tears still hanging from the corners of his eyes.

It doesn't hurt, but it's not a problem at all.

Yu Ren stretched out his other hand and scratched under Xiaofeng's nest.

giggle-

It was too late to say it, but Yu Ren took advantage of the moment when the other party smiled and let go, quickly withdrew his hand, and then stuffed the rabbit's butt in.

The mermaid with a rabbit in its mouth looked at Yu Ren innocently.

"Haha, Meng Wennan, look at him, he's so cute, and he's biting a pink rabbit." The more Yu Ren watched, the more cute Xiaofeng became, and while Meng Wennan wasn't paying attention, he touched the other's face a few times.

Meng Wennan seemed to have eyes on the side of his head, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Mengmeng back.

"Mengmeng, you are cuter than him when you bite." Meng Wennan leaned over and kissed Mengmeng's forehead.

"It's nothing to be proud of. You have to forget all my previous dark history, you know!" Yu Ren ordered with a blushing face, grabbing Meng Wennan's ear.

"Okay, I forgot." Meng Wennan was very obedient.

"That's about the same." Yu Ren nodded, a child can be taught.

"After the Federal Forgetting Technology comes out."

"You!" Yu Ren realized that he was always being molested by Meng Wennan recently, so he was so angry that he wanted to bite him, but he heard a whine——

Another mermaid was attached to its tail.

"Damn it! You're going to have trouble with my tail today, aren't you!" Yu Ren was about to collapse, this is the first time!

"Let go!" Yu Ren ordered again.

"..." The big innocent eyes looked at him flickeringly.

"Let go! One last time to warn you!"

"..." Saliva flowed out.

"If you don't let go, I'll beat you." Yu Ren threatened.

"..." This time he was determined not to let go.

With Meng Wennan's help again, he got Xiaofeng off his tail, and Yu Ren simply took the pillow and laid out a [-]-point line in front of himself and Xiaofeng.

"Don't cross the line, or I have the right to launch a counterattack." Yu Ren threatened the opponent with his teeth and claws.

Xiaofeng held the toy rabbit in his hand, and looked at the obstacle between himself and another little mermaid with some aggrieved eyes. He just wanted to play with him, why did he reject him.

"Wow~Wow~Wow~"

"Damn it! I'm afraid of you. If you want to bite, don't you? I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. Just bite!" Yu Ren wished he could grab the ground with his head. Volunteering, it's just a matter of actively stuffing it into the other party's mouth.

Xiaofeng stopped crying, grabbed the silver tail in his hand, but this time he didn't say anything, just groped carefully with his hands.

"Did you see that, children will be coaxed like this, and when they make trouble unreasonably, you can take the initiative to give him what he wants, and he will be fine." Yu Ren looked at Meng Wennan triumphantly.

"Yes, I do this every time." Meng Wennan nodded in empathy.

"Beautiful~" The little mermaid started talking again.

"Thank you, you are also very...beautiful." Yu Ren smiled kindly.

"Do the door!" Seeing that the other little mermaid finally paid attention to him, the little mermaid happily called out the other person's name.

"Mengmeng, back nasal, thank you." Yu Ren corrected with a smile.

"Menmen~" the little mermaid clapped her hands happily.

"Follow me, Meng——" Mengmeng—" The smile on Yu Ren's face finally couldn't hold back.

"The door is stuffy!"

"Mengmeng!"

"The door is stuffy!"

"If the door is boring, let the door be boring, I can't stand you anymore!" After confirming that this is a mermaid who can only make a nasal sound, Yu Ren finally lost the battle and fell headlong into Meng Wennan's arms.

Meng Wennan held his chin and watched Mengmeng interacting with other mermaids. For some reason, the image of Mengmeng holding their children and teaching them how to speak appeared in his mind. Mengmeng touched her flat belly a few times and sighed, "Mengmeng, when will you give me a baby?"

"I want the child to be born by myself!" Yu Ren blushed, and opened Meng Wennan's hand.Although he has slept with Meng Wennan many times, he still has obstacles in his heart when it comes to giving birth.

"child!"

Xiaofeng climbed onto Yu Ren's body, touched Yu Ren's stomach and said.

"Damn! This time you can pronounce clearly." Yu Ren was once again stimulated by the word "child", and sighed while touching his forehead.

Huh?What's wrong?Is the door stuffy?

Xiaofeng watched the little mermaid like himself make the same movements as Shen Shen, so he climbed up, followed what Nie Cangsheng taught him, kissed Yu Ren on the mouth, exhaled, and said: "tenten～fly away～"

"..." Yu Ren was stunned, was he being eaten tofu by a mermaid?

Meng Wennan's face darkened immediately.

At this moment, the doorbell rang.

Meng Wennan had no choice but to open the door first, and saw on the surveillance screen that it was Nie Cangsheng who came!

Just in time!

Open the door with a snap.

Nie Cangsheng, who was leaning against the door frame, waved his hand and said with a smile, "I'll go back..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Meng Wennan turning his head and walking into the house. Nie Cangsheng was taken aback, but saw Meng Wennan walking back quickly, still holding his Xiaofeng in his hand.

Meng Wennan threw Xiaofeng into Nie Cangsheng's hands, and said bitterly: "Your rogue mermaid is intact, so walk slowly."

With a bang, the door was slammed shut by Meng Wennan.

Nie Cangsheng hugged Xiaofeng in his arms, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. He said to Xiaofeng dumbfounded, "Xiaofeng, what did you do to make Wennan so angry?"

Xiaofeng who was kicked out looked at his master innocently.