The sad life of a mermaid urges surrogacy

"Brother Meng, your eggs look really strange."

"You are weird, both of your eggs look weird!"

Yu Ren rolled his big eyes towards the sky, hugged the egg in his arms, flicked his tail, and stretched out a slender finger to Nie Cangsheng, who couldn't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth.

"Brother Meng, you speak so rascally." Nie Cangsheng looked at Yu Ren in surprise.

"If you want to talk about hooligans, I personally think your little style is more in line with this image."

Meng Wennan came in from outside the door carrying a silver jug, poured the orange liquid into the glass on the bedside table, handed it to Yu Ren, and said, "Mengmeng, freshly squeezed, drink more."

Nie Cangsheng leaned over quickly, snatched the kettle and poured himself a cup, then said with a disapproving expression: "No way, my Xiaofeng is so good.".

Meng Wennan and Yu Ren looked at Yu Ren's tail at the same time, Yu Ren flicked his difficult tail speechlessly, looking at Xiaofeng who was hanging on his tail, Yu Ren really wanted to slap this guy who opened his eyes and said nonsense to protect his family Fish bastard one tail.

"Mengmeng, I'll hatch first, you rest." Meng Wennan stuffed the quilt into Yu Ren's hands, climbed onto the bed and sat up, opened his coat, and hugged Eggy against his abdomen.

"Wen Nan, let me try it too." Nie Cangsheng put Xiaofeng on the sofa, and leaned over with a sullen face.

"No!" Before Meng Wennan could answer, Yu Ren flatly refused.

"Brother Meng, I have called you brother according to your request. Don't you forgive me? It is wrong for me to break the contract, but it is the only and best solution to really go with us. Will you stay on the earth? There will be a good result." Nie Cangsheng was taken aback, thinking that Yu Ren still cared about his whistleblowing, and couldn't help feeling a little depressed.

"It's not this, you don't want to be glass-hearted, okay? I forgive you if I say forgive, but you have to honor the terms you promised one by one." Yu Ren stroked his forehead, and Nie Cangsheng's image of such a handsome brother made him laugh. Showing a sad look of a little white flower, it really ruins the eyes!

"Then why didn't you let me hug him? I won't hurt him." Nie Cangsheng's tone was still aggrieved.

Yu Ren threw a health ball over, looked Nie Cangsheng up and down, and said in a disdainful tone: "The doctor said, whoever hatches for a long time will look like the baby after it comes out. I'm afraid your appearance will affect the baby's three-year-old baby." I think it's normal for you to look like a zombie. So, if you want to hug it, you can go back and make yourself look like a human being."

Nie Cangsheng, who was hit by Yu Ren's poisonous tongue, stood by the bed full of grief, touched the exposed part of the ball with his hand, suddenly thought of something, and asked, "Have you thought about the child's name?"

"Well, it's called Meng Chongyu." Meng Wennan replied immediately.

"Insect fish? Tsk tsk, what a natural name." Nie Cangsheng rubbed his chin and commented.

"When was the name chosen? Why didn't I know? It's a terrible name." Yu Ren looked at Meng Wennan with disgust.

"Admired Chong, your Yu."

"It still sucks, it doesn't sound good, it doesn't sound good at all!" Yu Ren shook his head like a rattle.

Is the name really that bad?Meng Wennan was a little embarrassed, he had thought about this name for a long time, and seeing that Mengmeng really didn't like it, he could only ask: "Then what name does Mengmeng like, you can choose it."

"..." Yu Ren immediately closed his mouth.

"Mengmeng?" Seeing that Mengmeng was silent, Meng Wennan asked.

"Don't make noise! ​​I'm just thinking about it. Naming is a very serious matter. Whether the name is good or not will directly determine the future fate of the child, so it can't be done lightly!" Yu Ren taught Meng Wennan a serious face.

"Fate?" Meng Wennan grasped the key words.

"It's numerology... do you know numerology? Well, it's a person's fate. At that time, many children were named based on their birth date...don't look at me like that, I know you don't understand, birthday Bazi is based on the calculation of the ancient Chinese calendar, which means birthday. At that time, we had a special study on this. From your birthday, we can calculate your general fate, and you can name it according to the five elements. When it comes to the effect of exorcising evil and changing fate... You must still not know the five elements, but the five elements are... Damn! This can't be explained clearly, and it's really hard to talk to an illiterate!" Yu Ren looked at Meng Wennan, who had a confused look in his eyes. A burst of discouragement, sure enough, there is a generation gap between him and Meng Wennan!Bottomless ditch!

"Then what about this fate, can Mengmeng know it? Teach me." Meng Wennan barely understood, and became very interested in this matter of fate and numerology.

"I won't." Yu Ren said innocently.Just kidding, his grandparents knew a little about this kind of thing. At his age, if they didn't specialize in researching these things, how could ordinary people understand.

Meng Wennan: "..."

Nie Cangsheng was also a little speechless, "...Okay, Brother Meng. Since you don't know, just choose a name that sounds good. You've been thinking about it for so long, but haven't thought of it yet?"

"Don't urge, don't urge, this requires careful consideration!" Yu Ren knocked on his head, very conflicted.

I can't afford to hurt a baby named Fei!Especially there is Meng Wennan "Meng Aiyu" in front, which made Yu Ren keep these three words coming and going in his head now.

"Ah, there it is!" Yu Ren suddenly had a flash of inspiration, thinking that when he had just crossed over, he complained that the reason why he crossed over was because he didn't choose a good name. Got a mermaid.My child can't repeat the same mistakes. If he accidentally inherits his own degenerate physique and time travels, then he has to wear something more powerful, at least an attack! (Hey Yu Ren, your heart is completely bent!)

"It's called Yu Chan!" Yu Ren clenched his fists and said firmly.

Yu Chan, on the other hand, is Shan Yu, he is a leader-level character, and he is definitely better than himself! (Yu Ren, have you ever heard of Emperor Sui?)

"Meng Yucan? The name is so cruel..." Nie Cangsheng looked at Yu Ren in horror, "Mengmeng, how much do you dislike your child?"

"Damn it! Zen of Zen, where are you thinking? You are decadent!" Seeing Nie Cangsheng's expression, Yu Ren knew what Nie Cangsheng was thinking. past.

"Mengmeng, do you want the child's surname to be Yu?" Meng Wennan frowned slightly.

"Of course! I gave birth!" Seeing Meng Wennan's tendency to disagree, Yu Ren quickly threw the cup aside, grabbed the ball and stuffed it into his mermaid robe.

"Mengmeng, I am the father of the child." Meng Wennan didn't notice for a moment, and Mengmeng snatched the child away, but he didn't get annoyed. He put up his coat and spoke very calmly.

"I gave birth!" Yu Ren looked at Meng Wennan warily, and moved his butt to the other side of the bed.

"Children usually take their father's surname." Meng Wennan looked at Yu Ren firmly.

"Who is born with whose surname!" Yu Ren hugged the egg, and his tone could not refuse.

"Mengmeng, without me, you would not have been born alone." Meng Wennan was a little helpless.

"No! Just Yu Chan! Meng Youyu's name is so crappy and frustrating, he has no taste!" Yu Ren didn't waver.

"Then it's called Meng Chongchan." Meng Wennan thought about it, and decided to follow Mengmeng's lead and take a step back.With a hook of his big hand, he easily dragged Yu Ren back, and hugged him into his arms.

"Chong Chan? Chong Chan? This name is okay, but it's not as nice as Yu Chan, and it's not as good as Meng Chan!" Yu Ren tried to resist.

Meng Wennan easily subdued Yu Ren with one hand, kissed the top of Yu Ren's head, and said: "Our family names are relatively traditional, they are all three-letter names, and the middle characters of every generation are the same. It is the character 'Wen', and the next one is 'Chong'."

"Don't tell your family there is such a thing as a family tree." Yu Ren rolled his eyes at the boss.

Unexpectedly, Meng Wennan suddenly showed surprise, and said, "How about Meng Chong'ai? This name is good!"

Before Yu Ren could react, Nie Cangsheng was the first to express his opinion: "This name sounds good, better than the first two."

"Then call it Meng Chong'ai!" Meng Wennan made a final decision.

"You are autocratic, you are hegemonic, do you know? At least ask me, the person who gave birth to him, my opinion!" Yu Ren accused angrily.

"Hey, Mengmeng. This is the eldest son after all, so let's take my surname. From now on, the odd-numbered children will be my surname, and the even-numbered ones will be yours. Isn't that fair?" Meng Wennan rubbed Mengmeng's head and coaxed.

"What you said, don't go back on your word!" Yu Ren thought for a while, and it was indeed fairer to have one person, so he immediately agreed.

"Don't worry, I will never break my promise." Meng Wennan made a promise.

Yu Ren finally let go of his heart, looking at Meng Wennan's smiling eyes, he always felt like he had fallen into a certain pit again, and a chill ran down his back, but what's wrong?Yu Ren racked his brains thinking.

Seeing that Mengmeng showed a thoughtful look on her face, she just abducted someone who Yu promised to continue to give birth to him, so she hurriedly found a topic to divert Yu Ren's attention.

"By the way, Cangsheng. You brought Xiaofeng to our house, isn't it just to drink a glass of juice?"

"Of course! I came here with a mission. My father asked me to ask His Excellency Mengmeng Marquis, is the picture you mentioned ready?" Nie Cangsheng had been sniggering at the side, and suddenly heard Meng Wennan's question, so he thought Get up the purpose of your own coming, quickly correct your attitude, and ask with a serious face.

"What picture?" Meng Wennan suddenly inserted a question.

"It's your wedding next week. Didn't Brother Meng say we're going to have a classical Chinese wedding? We've already arranged the flower bridge and the wedding hall, and the only thing we need is the wedding dress. Brother Meng said that the wedding dress should also follow the ancient rules. , so he is going to draw a picture and let us tailor make it out."

"Oh? Mengmeng, is this what you have been secretly drawing these days?" Meng Wennan was a little curious.

"Who sneaked in, I painted it aboveboard!" Yu Ren raised his neck, looking like you wronged me.

"Is the painting finished?"

"...The painting is finished." Yu Ren hesitated.

"Oh? Then show me." Meng Wennan became interested.

"No!" Yu Ren resolutely refused again.

"why?"

"The picture is not as good-looking as the real thing, so you can go and see the finished product when the time comes." Yu Ren's eyes dodged a little.

Meng Wennan gave Yu Ren a meaningful look, and finally said, "That's true, then I won't read it."

Yu Ren burst into laughter immediately, took out a roll of paper from under the pillow, handed it to Nie Cangsheng, and said, "Take the things and go quickly, don't affect my baby."

Rejected again, Nie Cangsheng reluctantly took the bundled scroll, obediently picked up Xiaofeng who had been watching, and went out.