The sad life of a mermaid urges surrogacy

Lying on the bed, holding in his arms the little mermaid who smelled delicious after taking a bath, Meng Wennan stroked Mengmeng's smooth back with his hands, seemingly about to fall asleep with his eyes closed, but in fact, the chaotic thoughts in his mind made him He didn't feel sleepy at all.

Today's gathering was very pleasant. Suo Chenxin's conditions are very good. It's rare that he doesn't have the arrogance of an ordinary elite. Meng Wennan knew that he was actually very cold, and what he disliked the most was the kind of sticky and greasy feelings. Even with the lovers he had dated before, he emphasized his personal independent space, and Suo Chenxin had the same quiet personality as himself. She also seems to have a good impression of Mengmeng. If she marries him, I believe the whole family will get along well.

Why don't you just let go and pursue it?

Although I have never taken the initiative to pursue someone, but as my elder brother said, if a partner with such a good condition does not act quickly, you may really miss it. Thinking about Suo Chenxin's beautiful face, Meng Wennan is very moved .

Oh, right!Almost forgot one thing.

Mengmeng gave him a really strange feeling today. Yi Sheng had said before that Mengmeng’s IQ was low, but if he related Mengmeng’s fish-eating incident today with Mengmeng’s usual behavior, Meng Wennan felt that his The little mermaid is sometimes smart and sometimes stupid, what is going on here, do you want to invite Yi Sheng over to check tomorrow? (Of course, if the facts were not right in front of his eyes, Meng Wennan would never have thought that his little mermaid’s IQ would be no different from that of ordinary humans. Yu Ren has a lot of lies, but Meng Wennan and the others dare not think about the truth.)

Thinking wildly like this, Meng Wennan slowly fell into a deep sleep...

Meng Wennan had a dream, in which he married Suo Chenxin!

After meeting the parents of both parties and announcing the marriage vows under the witness of friends, the eldest brother who is the officiant announced that the two can kiss each other. face, mustered up the courage to kiss it.

What a wonderful feeling!

It was clear, cool, with a hint of sweetness, accompanied by a little drunk, Meng Wennan couldn't help but close his eyes and hug him tightly, and quietly stuck out his tongue, which deepened the sweet kiss, and the other person looked very sweet too. Intoxicated, one leg was lifted up and wrapped around her body.

The taste in his mouth was getting better and better, Meng Wennan felt hot all over his body, no matter what the occasion was, it didn't matter that he was being watched by people, his left hand couldn't help touching the leg wrapped around him by the man in his arms.

Ok?

Ice cold?

Hard?piece by piece?

Touch it carefully, why does it feel like scales?

Meng Wennan opened his eyes suddenly, and saw that the person he kissed passionately was blushing, opened his eyes tremblingly, and the long eyelashes like small brushes tremblingly tickled into his heart .

It's a cute face!

I saw Mengmeng lowered her eyes, looked at herself cautiously with a face of shyness, and asked in a soft voice: "What's the matter, Wennan?"

boom!

This time the blood not only pooled on his face, but also rushed to a certain part of his body in an instant.

The heat burned Meng Wennan's body and woke him up from his dream.

call--

Sweating profusely, Meng Wennan suddenly turned over and sat up. Through the window, the room was still dark.

The scene in the dream is still vivid in my mind, and the touch of the lips in my arms still remains on my body, Meng Wennan couldn't help turning on the desk lamp lightly.

Under the dim light, Mengmeng was still sleeping defenselessly. The face was just like the person in the dream, but the seductive blush on the cheeks was missing. This made Meng Wennan suddenly feel very uncomfortable, and couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch her. She held one side of the mermaid's face by the pillow, and was not satisfied until a ball of red was pinched out.

Yu Ren felt something on his face, which landed on his face like a mosquito, disturbing his sleep. He couldn't help but stretch out his hand to slap the thing away, but it returned to his face after a while, feeling uncomfortable Extremely.

Grandma's!After coming back from the outside, I was worried that Meng Wennan had noticed something. I was worried all night. After lying on the bed, I didn’t even have the time to care about the hand that Meng Wennan put on his back to take advantage of it. I carefully considered what I still had. Having exposed flaws, thinking hard and thinking about falling asleep very late, Yu Ren is now exhausted physically and mentally.

In the end it is that blind mosquito that is so annoying, disturbing my sleep!

After opening it with his hands several times to no avail, Yu Ren finally couldn't help but slapped the unknown object away from his face again, cursing: "Get lost!"

Turned over and continued to sleep.

Meng Wennan was stunned. It was fun to see Mengmeng frowning and trying to dodge her hand, but it was so childish that she insisted on pinching Mengmeng's face, but she seemed to hear what Mengmeng said talk.

Is it "fruit"? "kindness"?Or "roll"?

It was vague and didn't hear very clearly, but it was certain when it was said. The single voice with a strong nasal sound was soft and weak, full of coquettishness and impatience, just like the phrase "Wen" in the dream. "South" overlapped together, as if a dream reappeared, making Meng Wennan feel hot all over his body.

I wanted to wake up Mengmeng to see if Mengmeng had really learned to speak, but when I looked down at an unusually active part of my body, it was unbelievable that I, who had always been ascetic, could be easily drawn out by a vague syllable For the first time, Meng Wennan couldn't help cursing, got out of bed and went straight to the bathroom.

She can spit thorns and is sure to be able to talk, so she doesn't look like an imbecile mermaid at all. Meng Wennan originally wanted to call Yi Sheng to check on Mengmeng today, but just after taking a shower, she was called out of the house by a phone call, Master I specially called him to ask him to come over to help us study the unearthed cultural relics. We need to arrive at the studio at 8:[-] in the morning. Meng Wennan only had time to wake Mengmeng up, made him breakfast, and opened two cans of mermaid food. Poured it into Mengmeng's rice bowl for lunch, even if Mengmeng didn't like to eat this kind of food, it was too late to send Mengmeng to the elder brother's and second brother's house, and asked Mengmeng a few words, regardless of whether the other party understood or not, He took the toolbox and hurried out the door.

Oh yeah! PARTYTIME!

With the slice of bread in his mouth, Yu Ren let Meng Wennan hug him onto the mermaid bed, watched him close the door of the indoor swimming pool, and then heard the sound of the big iron gate closing on the first floor, couldn't help shouting long live, Spit out the crumbs in his mouth, and jumped into the water.

Hahaha!The long-lost freedom!

After being a good baby for so long, Yu Ren almost regarded himself as a mentally handicapped mermaid, and the feeling of pretending to be dumb even though he could speak was too uncomfortable!

After swimming freely in the water for a few laps, Yu Ren jumped out of the water.

This is a rare and great opportunity to understand the world. It is rare that the master who is pressing for people is not here, and he has even prepared lunch and dinner for himself, so he should come back very late. If Yu Ren doesn't make good use of this time, it will be really hard I'm sorry he underestimated the IQ of the fish.

Wiping off the water droplets on his body with a mermaid blanket, Yu Ren dragged out Meng Wennan's hidden mermaid car from the cabinet. The shape of this car is actually the kind of small bicycle that children play at home in the 21st century, but it is a bit bigger. The whole tail of the mermaid can be rolled up and put into the seat.As a high-tech toy car after 1 years, this kind of mermaid car can automatically generate electricity and move by clicking the start button without stepping on it. Of course, it must be accompanied by the owner to allow mermaids to use it, and the speed is limited. The entire driving platform There are only the start button and the steering wheel on the car. The up and down stairs control, up and down slope control, start and stop, horn and other buttons are all on the owner's remote control. You can even lock the steering wheel and use the remote control to control the mermaid car. Front, rear, left, and right directions, it is simply a giant remote control toy car.I really don't know whether this car is a means of transportation for mermaids, or a toy for humans to play with mermaids...

Yu Renbei urged himself to be 22 years old and still have the opportunity to sit on this large toy car and play with the remote control in his hand. In his childhood, he only had a tricycle for him to play with. When the big remote-controlled toy cars hit the market, he was old enough to stuff himself in them.In fact, it’s not that the little P kid has seduced his childlike innocence after pretending for a long time, but that he can only play with doll car model building blocks for so long and he is about to collapse. The reason is the same.

After spending the whole morning, Yu Ren finally took a real tour of his owner's house. Although he had lived here for almost a month, he really didn't have any other rooms upstairs except Meng Wennan's bedroom and study. have been shopping.After traveling all over the second floor and reaching the third floor, he found that there was only one room on the whole floor, and the door was still locked. Yu Ren became very curious, but couldn't find a way to enter.Unwillingly, he had to go back to the first floor. Meng Wennan looked like a boring gourd, but in fact he was a boring gourd. The things in the whole house were simple and tidy. In the drawers and bedside cabinets, there were no photos of old lovers or confidential documents. What, the house is as paralyzed as the owner, Yu Ren concluded after the visit.

Being alone at home is actually quite boring. When Meng Wennan is at home, Yu Ren feels that he is a mother-in-law, and when he is away, he feels that the whole house is empty and lifeless. The strange room, the strange appearance, and the truth tells Yu Ren that he has come to a place. Strange world.Looking at the cute face in the mirror, Yu Ren's mood became even more depressed. Although he was not a handsome guy before time travel, at least he had a good appearance, a tall and well-proportioned figure, and he was quite sunny. Big boy, but look what's in the mirror right now!He is neither male nor female, with a small face, fair skin, big eyes, and long eyelashes, just like the little Zhengtai in the comics he read!

Damn it, those who have sex with mermaids are all pedophile perverts!Yu Ren thought sadly and angrily, it can't be blamed that he only complained about his appearance now, this is indeed the first time he has seen his face clearly, physical problems have his exclusive mermaid toilet, even when taking a bath, Meng Wennan hugs him directly Entering the bathing pool, with a glimpse of the mirror covered with a layer of water droplets by the water vapor, you can only see your own outline, but you can't see your facial features clearly.And except for the bathroom, there is no big mirror in the whole house, because the mermaid breeding manual clearly stipulates that mermaids are not allowed to look into the floor-to-ceiling mirror, why?You can see why your puppy barks and bumps into the mirror when it sees it.

Extremely depressed and bored, Yu Ren suddenly had a flash of inspiration, there seemed to be something good in the study!