Rebirth of Su Shi

Sitting foolishly and listening to them chatting, I feel that I really don't belong to the same circle, and I don't have a lot of chats. Sitting here will only look out of place.

Although I'm bored, I can't drink alone. I can't drink too much alcohol. When I get home later, my second sister finds out that I'm still alive?I held the wine glass and sipped it like a little daughter-in-law. It took me a long time to drink a glass of wine before I went to half a glass.

Seeing Tang Chao and his Fa Xiao smoking and drinking, his index and middle fingers felt itchy.

Sometimes a person's habits can't be changed just because of a different body. Su Shi himself smokes, but he's not as addicted to cigarettes as I am.Now my body can't stand the toss of smoking and drinking, so I quit it. This is one of the reasons why I don't like to hang out with people. The national conditions of country C are friendship based on smoking and drinking. What does it look like for a big man to go out to have dinner with people and not smoke or drink?Just like it is now, in order not to raise eyebrows, I have to drink some wine to put on a show.

Tang Chao glanced at me intentionally or unintentionally while chatting with his friend, saw that I put the wine glass on the side and continued to eat snacks on the table without saying anything.I really don't understand why you asked me to come here even though I knew I couldn't smoke or drink?

Several of his friends are prince-level people. For an outsider like me, although he can't be said to be cold, he can't be said to be enthusiastic. It's just that at the beginning, he had a drink with me alone and then ignored me.

Is it embarrassing to ask me here?My answer is NO. I have adapted to this situation 800 years ago. When I was Fang Feiyu, I often accompanied and chatted with guests, and my task was to smile and listen carefully.But now I only need to listen carefully, and I can avoid the tossing of the female devil, why not do it?

"I'm sorry, I'm going out to answer the phone." Just as he was thinking of the female devil, her call came.

Tang Chao and the others smiled and said it was free, and I walked out of the private room.

"Where are you?"

Walking to a place far away from the private room, he stopped, and lazily leaned against the wall and replied, "I'm playing outside with my friends."

"Still with your senior brother? It's been too long since you sent the information? When will you come back?"

Hearing her inarticulate voice, I was puzzled, and the voice of snoring came from the phone to my ears, and I instantly understood that she was eating instant noodles, "Wait a minute. I said the second sister , when are you still eating? Are you not afraid of gaining weight?"

"Stinky boy, what are you talking about? How can you lose weight if you don't eat enough?"

But now it's past eleven o'clock in the evening, even if I'm full, it's tomorrow's job to lose weight.I only dare to say this in my heart, as soon as I said it just now, I regretted it so much that I wanted to twitch. Am I not making it up for myself?

"I was wrong. You can't get fat no matter what you eat. Okay, I'll go say hello to someone and I'll be right back. If you're tired, go to sleep and don't wait for me."

"I'm waiting for you to come back. I'm a bit tired of eating instant noodles. When I come back, bring me some barbecue. No meat, just vegetarian dishes."

still eat? TAT

I hung up the phone and was about to go back to the private room to say hello, when I turned around, I saw Tang Chao leaning against the door of the private room and looking at me from a distance.

The body leaning against the wall stood up, and slowly walked in front of him, "My sister called and urged me to go home."

"Well, let's go, I'll see you off." Tang Chao stood up straight.

"Don't bother, it's convenient to take a taxi here." I refused.

I didn't even shake it, I opened the door of the private room and said to the person inside, then walked out with my shoulders in my arms.

Tang Chao drove his car out of the parking lot and parked beside me, and I reached out to pull the door of the back seat of the car.

"Sit up front and chat with me."

"..." People are saying this, so you can't refuse, right?

After the car got on the right path, he spoke again.

"Why were you so sure I wasn't gay last time?"

"Uh?"

"I said how do you know I'm not gay??" He asked again in a calm voice.

Can I reply that if it is the same kind, I just need to smell it with my nose, and I can smell it within a radius of tens of miles?

He added: "I've had girlfriends so I'm pretty sure I'm not gay."

I tilted my head and looked at him with a sneer, "Then why were you interested in my same-sex mouth last time?"

"...Forget it, don't mention it."

Seeing that he didn't want to continue talking, I wanted to disgust him, so I came up with a bad idea. "Since you are sure that you are heterosexual, you'd better not think about it. If you are still not sure, then go to GAY bar or those entertainment clubs that provide MB to find a man to try, if you can face men I can only regret to tell you that you are bisexual."

After listening to my words, he drove the car expressionlessly, not to mention how serious he was.After a while, he turned his head and grinned at me, that smile was so obscene, "Why don't you lie down and let me try?"

I'm a serious person now, how the hell can I flirt with him casually? "Lie down, lie down?" Lao Tzu kicked him on the calf to warn him not to take the joke too far.

"What the hell are you doing? Are you the one who can kick me?" He freed up a hand to rub the kicked calf and cursed.

"Why can't you kick it?" It was a completely instinctive reaction just now, and after kicking it, I secretly screamed, I just kicked the second generation of officials! !Seeing that he was not angry, he purposely answered with a hard tone.

He glanced at me, "virtue!"

"..."

"Judging from your tone just now, are you gay?" He withdrew his hand from kneading his calf and put it back on the steering wheel.

Seeing his fingers lightly tapping the steering wheel, he chuckled lightly, "I am." There's nothing to hide about this, it's the truth anyway, I also came out with my older sisters, and I had to hide it. Not much good.

Tang Chao paused with his fingers beating on the steering wheel, and glanced at me thoughtfully.

"Is it weird that I'm gay? Isn't it weird? Half of ten men in this society are gay." I'm telling the truth, and there's a basis for it. (Basis? Where?)

"I didn't say anything, how do homosexuals find partners? GAY?"

This baby has become a curious baby!I sat up straight and stretched, "GAY, right? That's for people who play 419. 419, you understand? It's just a one-night stand. It's not easy to find a partner for gay people. If you really want to find a partner, most of them are introduced by friends. The friend's introduction must be more reliable. There is another way, that is to use your charm to bend the straight man around you and force him to be with you." (Hey, San'er, is this your 'opinion'? You Are you sure that's right?)

"I heard that you have been in the library for the past few years in college. How can you be so clear?"

"As a qualified GAY, this kind of problem is known to everyone without saying it!".

"Then have you ever had a boyfriend?"

"Yes, but we broke up in my sophomore year." I'm talking about Su Shi's former boyfriend.

Hearing this answer, he pursed his lips and remained silent for a while before choking out a why.

"It's not suitable." Almighty answer. "I said why are you so curious about homosexuality? Don't ask if you are not gay. Curiosity will kill you. Let me tell you, homosexuality is not a good way to go." Pause, think for a while Added a sentence, "Especially for a person with status like you, if the news is released, it will only become the object of other people's public opinion."

I scare him.The higher the status, the less anyone dares to make public opinion casually. Look at those men who went to empty sex in the previous life, which one is not with status and status?One by one is not blatantly raising men outside to recruit MB.

Tang Chao stopped talking, started the car and started on the road.

The atmosphere suddenly became depressed, which made me a little uncomfortable. I turned my head and squinted at the passing street lights.

Chatting with him actually reminded me of some things in my previous life. When I thought of things in my previous life, I had to think of Fang Lin, which made me feel annoyed and bored.

The last time I was at a KTV party with Senior Brother Liu and the others, the song Fireworks sang reminded me of Fang Lin, and I was still thinking about it after waking up from a four-day coma.I have been hesitating, should I go to City C to find Fang Lin?

I don't know if he is still foolishly tempted by people now...

The surname Tang asked me how to find a partner for homosexuality. To be honest, I really don’t know. I discussed this issue with Fang Lin before, but there was no result.

Fang Lin and I were forced to be GAY by life, and we have never even lived a normal gay life. How do you ask me to answer Tang Chao's question?

The period of getting tired of sex has passed, and I should find a man to do it, but I don't know if this body can get an erection under normal circumstances.In my previous life, I met too many men who liked to play SM. My body has been trained by them to respond violently. Now that I have changed my body, it should be... no problem, I think.

"Hey?"

"Huh?" I looked back at him.

"Which company do you plan to go to after graduation?" Tang Chao didn't look at me, and drove the car seriously.

"It's not yet decided." If there is nothing wrong with the brothers and the others, go to Shangda IT.

"Nail's friend started an IT company, are you interested?"

"Thanks. After graduation, I plan to rest for a while before thinking about finding a job." I have a plan to implement. When I graduate, I will go to City C to find Fang Lin.

"...Your eldest sister said she would take you abroad to see a doctor, when will she go?"

"I don't know, my second sister didn't mention it when she came back."

"What is the disease that makes you go abroad?"

When I was almost home, I lowered my head and took out my phone to check the time. Before I knew it, it was twelve o'clock.

Tang Chao's displeased voice sounded, "I'm asking you something!"

"You don't understand it."

"Doctors in China can't do it? I know a Chinese medicine doctor, can I take you to see him some time?"

"No, everything is fine except for some lung problems. It's because my eldest sister and second sister are too worried." Speaking of my two older sisters, I couldn't help but raise the corners of my lips.

"Really don't need it?" Tang Chao's voice was suspicious.

"Thanks, I really don't need it. It's almost here, you just need to park the car a little in front, and I'll bring food for my second sister." I didn't dare to forget the order of the person at home.

"..."

In fact, I quite like Tang's straightforward personality. After the car stopped, he didn't procrastinate. He let me get out of the car and drove away.

After watching the car leave, he turned and walked towards the barbecue stand not far away.