bat baby

Bruce almost hated Jingmo to death. Whoever wants to take away such a stupid son, obviously Dick and the others are normal, and they have never had such a whimsical idea. Why is Jingmo's idea so strange?

Even his son took aim at his eyelashes!

Bruce has a night patrol at night, so he wakes up late in the morning. Jing Mo made breakfast to wake his father up.

Looking at his father's slender eyelashes, Jing Mo quietly picked up the scissors...

In the end, he was pressed on the bed by his dad.

When Jing Mo appeared at the dining table, his eyes were red with tears, and he was standing at the dining table pitifully eating breakfast.

And Bruce snorted coldly, startling Dick who had just returned home.

"What's going on here?"

Seeing Dick, Jingmo sniffed his nose in a very contrived manner, drawing his brother's attention, interpreting his whole being pitiful, weak and helpless.

Dick's younger brother's accusation did not ease because his younger brother grew up, but became more and more protective of the younger brother. Back then, Jingmo was bullied by the school.

Now seeing his younger brother in such a pitiful state, he pointed the finger at his adoptive father.

"Momo is already this big, you can't always spank him!"

Bruce really couldn't explain clearly: "You ask him what he wants to do first?"

Jing Mo sniffed: "I'm afraid that my father will lose his eyelashes too, so I want to help him cut them."

As soon as he said this, Dick realized that Jing Mo's eyelashes were much shorter. He opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say.

Finally, there was a resounding "Pooh!"

This family "war" finally ended with the majestic victory of the father.

Jing Mo was very upset. He felt that he was already a 12-year-old adult and was spanked by his father. This was a great shame to him. Jing Mo expressed his dissatisfaction by running away from home. He was scolded by his grandparents He ran away from home, because his father was injured and angry, he ran away from home, and now he was beaten because he cared about his father, but he still chose to run away from home.

People who have never had eyelashes pierced will not understand the discomfort.

He brought his own laptop, and when he left home, he was afraid that his father would be worried, so he specially left the cell phone that Tony Stark sent him a message.

Although he likes to run away from home, he is still a caring and sensible child. As he grows up, he understands the difficulty of his father. In order to prevent his father from worrying too much, he will always leave information about his whereabouts as if nothing happened when he runs away from home.

On the second floor, Bruce watched his youngest son tiptoely put his phone on the coffee table, and wondered whether to open the information interface before leaving the house angrily.

"Should I say he is willful or sensible?" Dick leaned against the stairs, taking a panoramic view of his younger brother's struggles, and it is precisely because of his younger brother that he loves him so much. If it were Damian and Jason, even if it was Tim, who is relatively worry-free, doesn't care so much about them.

Happy at the door opened the car door: "The boss said that in order to celebrate the release of your new book, each employee of Stark Enterprises will be given a set."

Jing Mo covered his face: "Don't do this! It's as if my sales volume is fake."

Happy smiled: "You think too much, even if the boss doesn't give it away, we will buy it. After all, there is only one oriental novel translated by the author himself."

Jingmo's literature level is completely opposite to his mathematics level. Even at the age of 12, he didn't even figure out geometry, but he won the National Gold Award for a short story he wrote in kindergarten.

He even published his first physical novel "Dongzhou" when he was 12 years old.

Jingmo used his unrestrained imagination to describe the love and hatred of a place called Dongzhou in ancient China.

The innocence of the young and the disillusionment of the old and the old, both Chinese and English are written by the author himself. When it was first serialized on the Internet, it achieved the first quarterly click purchase volume.

And Western readers have also learned about Chinese history and culture. Why does everyone know martial arts?

fraud!

They may be "immortal cultivators" who have lived for hundreds of years, but now they are pretending to be ordinary people, and they are secretly laughing at our arrogance!

Orientals are so treacherous!

However, they invented gunpowder, but they used it to make fireworks for fun, and they invented

The compass is used to look at feng shui. In order to eat puffer fish, even if someone is poisoned by it, they will not give up...

It was a world of immortals, named Dongzhou, which was also a reflection of the ancient Huaguo.

Happy is the first batch of readers of Jingmo. He originally wanted to cheer up the children, but he fell into a trap. He even made the delicacies in the book according to the steps.

"The boss also sent a copy to every agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Since discovering that S.H.I.E.L.D. There are not many people, I can still afford it."

So, after the Avengers, Tony became the patron of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Arriving at the Avengers base, Jing Mo looked at the stacks of books and the lively balloon ribbons inside, and couldn't help covering his face: "My God! Uncle Tony, don't do this!"

Tony opened his hands and gave the child he watched grow up a hug: "My child deserves the best!"

Jing Mo was very touched. All his first month's manuscript fee was used to buy gifts. Uncle Chang Ge, Grandpa Huaishu, Aunt Wei Zi, Brother Yan Zi, elders and fathers in China, Uncle Tony, Aunt Nata, Aum uncle……

None of the elders of Zhenglian Fulian was left behind, and the manuscript fee was spent.

"Okay baby, two old popsicles who ran away from home sent you a gift, I'll get it for you." Tony seemed to suddenly remember.

Jing Mo looked at the festooned hall with frowning smiles, and when he turned his head, he saw Uncle Tony who had changed his clothes at some point and Grandpa Steve who was probably still running away from home.

"Is the gift that Uncle Tony mentioned is Grandpa Steve?" Jing Mo almost jumped up in surprise.

Tony had a strange expression on his face. He seemed to be enduring something, but he said in a strange tone, "Steve...Grandpa."

Jing Mo has already thrown himself into Steve's arms: "Grandpa Steve, I miss you so much! Is Grandpa Bucky okay?"

Captain America's muscles were tense: "Bucky? Grandpa?"

Jing Mo raised his head, a little strange: "Grandpa Steve, what's wrong with you?"

He turned his head to look at Uncle Tony who was stiff, and frowned: "You guys stop fighting."

"That..." Tony said, and the genius scientist said ambiguous words: "You know, what are we together for?"

Jing Mo's originally frowning brows relaxed: "Uncle Tony is the best!"

He took out a book: "I specially gave it to Uncle Tony."

The preface on it reads "To my beloved Uncle Tony Stark." It is specially printed at first glance.

"No one else has it! Not even Dad." Jing Mo handed over the book, not because Dad didn't have it, but because Dad didn't need it. The first book he printed and sold was more meaningful to Bruce.

Tony took it and flipped through it, raising his eyebrows with interest, with a frivolous look.

"Wow, look, I just left for a while, what did I find when I came back?" A familiar voice came from the door.

Jing Mo was taken aback, and looked at another Uncle Tony with a confused face: "What's wrong? The barrier of time and space has broken again?"

The two Tonys stood on the left and right of Jingmo, just like the real and fake Monkey King.

"Uncle." Jing Mo said, "Since you are not my Uncle Tony, can you return the book to me?"

After all, it was made for his Uncle Tony, and Jing Mo had no choice but to ask for it back.

Generally speaking, you will make mistakes and make mistakes, right?Knowing that you sent it to the wrong person, no one will really ask for it back, right?Deep-pocketed Tony Stark thought.

But Jingmo can't do it, this is a gift specially made for his favorite Uncle Tony, even if he makes another one, the meaning will be different, although the other one is also Uncle Tony, but his Uncle Tony is the most important.

"So, you came to get the gems, but you ended up in the wrong universe?" Uncle Tony couldn't believe that he in another universe would be so stupid.

Tony Stark is a smart person. Since he went to the wrong universe, his other self must be the smartest person in the world. Even if he lies, he can't be fooled.

So he chose to tell the truth, and finally sighed: "The old popsicles in this universe are all grandpas."

Uncle Tony shrugged: "The two old popsicles are single, and this child is the child of the Wayne family."

"The Wayne family?" Tony Stark wondered.

Uncle Tony crossed his arms and frowned, realizing that things were not that simple: "You don't have Gotham Batman?"

"Whoa, what a tasteless name, as shallow as Spider-Man."

"..." Jing Mo wanted to go back, but he glanced at Uncle Tony who was also called "Iron Man", and swallowed the complaint abruptly, saying that he would accidentally hurt his allies.