On the Compatibility of ALPHA and Females

The scene was embarrassing for a while, but as long as Gu Jiuzhou wasn't embarrassed, it was Mr. Goblin and Xu Nuo who were embarrassed.

"Is this gentleman okay?" Gu Jiuzhou was very calm, as if he didn't say the little blue dwarf just now.

"I'm not sir." As soon as I said it, the old gender was confused. Goblin men and women are almost the same, and they don't even have hair. Except for the clothes, it can be a little clear whether it is a man or a woman?, other times really It's based on guesswork.

It is obvious that Gu Jiuzhou guessed wrong, but he is also to blame. This goblin lady is dressed in neutral clothes, and she is not born to speak. If Gu Jiuzhou can guess correctly, his luck will not be so bad all the time.

This is the magical theory of choosing one or the other. No matter what you think, as long as you make a choice, you will have a [-]% error rate. This is probably the African aborigines, no doubt.

"I'm sorry." Now Gu Jiuzhou can't be blamed, so it's appropriate to apologize.

"Don't be sorry, I just hope that this gentleman will not show disrespect to the goblins next time." This is a talkative lady goblin, "Otherwise we may need to get to know each other in the interstellar court."

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Gu Jiuzhou watched the blue shadow leave, looked at Xu Nuo, this is really a disaster, but there is no need to go to the interstellar court, otherwise, as the first imperial general who went to the interstellar court because of racial discrimination, his name will definitely be passed down through the ages.

Xu Nuo felt a little guilty, and then promised, "I will read up on the interstellar universe races and their taboos when I go back."

"I don't need it, it will take about a whole year according to your browsing speed." Of course, the inner meaning is that when Xu Nuo knows these? faster."

After thinking about it, Gu Jiuzhou added, "The impression is quite deep."

Just like the goblin who left just now, Xu Nuo should never forget it in his life, and he won't use indecent descriptions in front of the goblin next time.

When the spaceship landed, Xu Nuo saw the splendor of the elf planet from the window of the spaceship. Compared with other technological planets, the elf planet really retained the most primitive natural features, and the beauty of nature is beyond any scenery. Comparable to it, it's no wonder Elf Planet is so popular.

"This planet is not ranked very high among the tourist spots of the elves." Gu Jiuzhou explained on the sidelines. It would be too wasteful to stay on only one planet for a month. Now that you have decided to come out, you can naturally go to more places. On the elf planet, there are many planets that can be played.

"The scenery on the number one planet must be so beautiful." Xu Nuo has also been to many planets, but many of them belong to the mermaid tribe, and they are all water planets, which are not suitable for Zerg to live. Even if there are beautiful planets in the water He can't see the scenery.

"The planet ranked first has the largest elf tree of the elves, which is the belief of the elves." So no matter what the ranking is, that planet is the first among the elves.

"Since it is a belief, will foreigners be allowed to visit?" Xu Nuo thought about the meaning of belief, and felt that they should have no chance to see it.

"No, but you can see that elf tree without being up close." The largest elf tree is not just talking, so you can still see it in other places except that you are not allowed to visit it at close range, and it is within the effective range You can also see the branches above the head.

"You? How do you know so many things about the elves?" Xu Nuo thinks that Gu Jiuzhou should be like him, and he doesn't have much free time. Could it be that Gu Jiuzhou has been to the elf planet?

"Learn about the Internet." Gu Jiuzhou didn't know if Xu Nuo was a habit developed in the Zerg, and he was not proficient in using the Internet at all.

Forget, Xu Nuo absolutely does not admit that he is mentally retarded, but even the simulation of the restored [-]D landscape on the Internet is not as shocking as when he saw it in real life.

The spaceship docked at the port, and Gu Jiuzhou and Xu Nuo got off the spaceship following the crowd. Elven Star's service is very thoughtful, at least the hotel they booked will ask the guests about their itinerary in advance and come to the port to receive them.

The appearance of the elves has always been famous in the interstellar universe, but it is a pity that the elves have rules and do not intermarry with foreigners. Otherwise, many foreigners will use marrying elves as a way to show off.

"Is it Mr. Gu Jiuzhou and Mr. Xu Nuo?" It was a female elf who came to receive her. Emerald green eyes and light golden hair are the most common combination of elves.

"Yes."

"Come with me, you two. The hotel has arranged a car to pick you up." The elves have always liked beautiful things, so they treated Gu Jiuzhou and Xu Nuo very kindly.

Because the interstellar universe requires peace between races, there should be no such thing as discrimination, so ugliness will not be rejected by the elves now, but the nature of beauty makes them more enthusiastically serve races with better looks .

The looks of Xu Nuo and Gu Jiuzhou are easy to stand out even if they are thrown into the elves who are famous for their appearance. What's more, Xu Nuo's red pupils are more popular with elves. Also easy to see.

In this comparison, Gu Jiuzhou's black hair and black pupils are not so worthy of elves' liking, because black is a fallen color in the eyes of elves.

So on the way to the hotel, Xu Nuo received more welcome treatment than in the human world. Of course, if the elves who like peace know that he is a Zerg, then their attitude will definitely change 180 degrees.

Gu Jiuzhou didn't feel angry when he was left out, because he was staring at the news on the brain, there were two, one was from his mother, Ms. Jiang Yue, and Gu Jiuzhou could guess the content of the news, it must have made He took good care of Xu Nuo and wished him a happy honeymoon.

And what caught his attention for so long was another message from Nanzou Xing, who had cut off contact with him after the flower shop opened.

[Kyushu heard about you? Did you go to the elf planet for honeymoon?I'm about to pass the interstellar tour, when the time comes, I'll grab Lan Zi and let's have fun together]

[You? Have you forgotten your scandal? ]

[They all went to the elf planet, who cares about my scandal, besides, you are completely in love with your siblings, as brothers, we haven’t been able to chat with our siblings properly, if it wasn’t for that fellow Saar covering his head again Research something, I will definitely pull him up too]

[You? Think you? Alright again? ] At that time, when Gu Jiuzhou wanted to beat him, he changed his words and told his sister-in-law to change him more numb than anyone else. There was no threat of pain, and Nan Zou Xing was braver than anyone else.

[Yes, the sky has cleared, the rain has stopped, and I think I can do it again] Kou Hei King Nanzou Xing is very proud at this moment.

[Then why do you have to pick this time, don't you know that the honeymoon should not be disturbed?] Gu Jiuzhou tried to make Nanxing Xing give up.

[Then you are too late, Lan Zi and I have already set foot on the spaceship of the elf planet, when we have nothing to do, we will look for you during the day and leave it to you at night? And younger siblings. Goutou.jpg]

That dog head seems to say again, you? See brother, I am considerate, I will leave you alone at night, and we can buy group tickets to play during the day, it is a money-saving ghost.

When I finally have a vacation, there is nothing worse than receiving this kind of news. Gu Jiuzhou looked at the itinerary that had been scheduled, and felt for the first time that Pei Ji's ability to handle affairs is not a good habit. There is no room for modification.

Pei Ji, who was far away in the empire, sneezed, then turned up the temperature in the office, and continued to fight for his general who was far away from home.

After arriving at the hotel, Xu Nuo found out that they lived together.Gu Jiuzhou put his luggage away, "Pei Ji will handle the itinerary, so I only booked one room."

Okay, this is a special explanation for him, it's not that Gu Jiuzhou wants to take advantage of him, but think about the last time Gu Jiuzhou slept with him, it was useless to sleep, and I probably don't want to sleep with him anymore.

"Then shall we open another one?"

"It's possible." Gu Jiuzhou originally planned to open another room in the hotel, but the plan couldn't keep up with the change. As soon as Nanzou Xing and Lan Zi came, he had to sleep with Xu Nuo.

"Then why not?" Xu Nuo looked at Gu Jiuzhou who couldn't explain it, it couldn't be that Gu Jiuzhou liked the feeling of being held up by him and couldn't sleep.

"Nan Zou Xing and Lan Zi also want to go to Elven Planet." Forget about Lan Zi, as Nan Zou Xing, even if he is on Elf Planet, he can't get rid of paparazzi.

Xu Nuo also figured out the joints, just, "You? Aren't you going to perform the mission?" Still have time to play with them?

"The mission is to take you on your honeymoon." Gu Jiuzhou clarified again.

Xu Nuo was stunned for a while, he never thought that Gu Jiuzhou really wanted to go on a honeymoon, but isn't it true that only people who really get married and like honeymoon in the human world go there?

The marriage relationship between him and Gu Jiuzhou is still mixed with an agreement, no matter how you look at it, it is not a relationship that can be spent on honeymoon together.But recently, Gu Jiuzhou's care for him seems to be a little different?Could it be that Gu Jiuzhou fell in love with him?

"Your expression tells me that the thoughts in your head are ridiculous." Gu Jiuzhou sat on the sofa and looked at Xu Nuo who stood aside, whose expression changed again and again. Gu Jiuzhou still interrupted Xu Nuo's imagination .

"...It's ridiculous." Well, with Gu Jiuzhou's still blunt attitude, Xu Nuo admitted that he was wrong. There must be a reason he doesn't know? Maybe Gu Jiuzhou wanted to play but took him as a joke. Reason, it's not that Gu Jiuzhou can't do this kind of thing.

"If you know it's absurd, then abandon this idea." Gu Jiuzhou didn't explore how absurd Xu Nuo's idea is. If he knew, he would only say that liking and liking have two meanings.

The former one shows that his mate selection criteria were taken away by Xu Nuo, and the latter one shows that he is a beast, controlled by desire.No matter what kind of answer, Xu Nuo probably doesn't want to hear it, so let this matter go with the wind.

"Then what's our itinerary?" Although Xu Nuo is happy with the situation, he can't always be in a state of ignorance.

"For now, go to bed." It was already noon when we arrived at the elf planet, so we could rest in the afternoon and go out to play at night.

"It's still early."

"Your sleep position is stable when there's light on, so think of your nighttime needs ahead of time."

Even if it is Gu Jiuzhou, if he does not sleep for a month, he will face death. For this reason, Gu Jiuzhou worked hard to come up with this method, which is the best of both worlds.

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