Are you married?The kind that gives birth to a hundred small fry

In the next few days of filming, when Jin Lecheng passed by the pharmacy, he couldn't help but look at the pharmacy.

Guogang also asked him, "Do you want to buy something? Why do you keep looking at the pharmacy? If you want to buy it, just tell me and I will buy it for you."

Jin Lecheng smiled.

I want to buy a pregnancy test stick, will you buy it for me too?

I'm afraid you'll think that I've made someone else's stomach bigger, but in fact it's possible that my stomach will be bigger, and it's hard to explain it then, so forget it, why bother tormenting the other party.

Guo Gang slapped him on the arm, "I'm going to die, what are you doing with such a sinister smile! How dare you get angry with me anytime soon!"

Jin Lecheng took a deep breath, covered his arm, grinned and said: "As a delicate man, can your hands not be so strong!"

Guo Gang took a look at him, "It's not that you are angry with me first, otherwise I don't need to be like this?"

"But what do you want to buy?" Guogang changed his mind, and when he passed by a pharmacy again, he asked the driver to stop the car, and got out of the car and went to the pharmacy by himself.

Jin Lecheng was full of worries and became very nervous, no way, no way, Guogang wouldn't really buy me a pregnancy test stick, would he?

But how could Guogang guess in this direction?

Even if he knew it was impossible, it didn't stop Jin Lecheng from being full of worries.

As a result, Guogang brought him back a Ma Yinglong.

You are Ma Yinglong!Your whole family Ma Yinglong!My ass doesn't hurt anymore, okay?

Jin Lecheng threw Ma Yinglong back to Guogang, and was so angry that he died.

After returning to the hotel, he first went to wash up, then came out to help Xiao Fanzi change the water, and ordered a takeaway for Xiao Fanzi.

After ordering takeaway, Jin Lecheng suddenly realized that he can shop online!

Then he quietly bought two pregnancy test sticks online, and specifically asked the seller not to reflect the name of the item on the logistics list.

Xiao Fenzi on the side tilted her pincers to look at Jin Lecheng, with a confused look on her face, "What are you looking at?"

Why do you have a serious face, as if something big happened.

Jin Lecheng said: "It's nothing, just eat obediently."

Three days later, the courier arrived. Jin Lecheng got the courier from the front desk of the hotel. He looked at the information on the box at the first time, and finally heaved a sigh of relief that he didn't see the pregnancy test stick.

Back in the room, he was going to unpack the box, so he went to the bathroom for a test.

Just at this time, Guo just called him, and Jin Lecheng went to the bedside to answer the phone.

As soon as the call was connected, Guogang said, "Chengcheng, you've been lucky recently!"

"What's wrong?" Jin Lecheng subconsciously tightened his chrysanthemum, and was immediately vigilant and afraid.

Guogang said excitedly, "Our company has invested in the variety show of M Entertainment. The company has two places. Today, the business side asked me if you want to participate."

Jin Lecheng said: "No, I love acting, I will put my whole life's passion into acting, I can't degenerate and can't get lost!"

Guo Gang gritted his teeth: "If you have acting skills! I will risk my life to praise you."

No acting skills, no variety shows, and no idea what to do!

Guo Gang was furious.

Jin Lecheng just wanted to look up at the sky at 45 degrees and smoke a cigarette, and said: "I don't want to explode, Brother Gang, you give up."

Guo Gang was so angry that he hung up the phone directly.

Only then did Jin Lecheng put away the phone, and when he turned around, he saw that Xiao Fenzi had turned into a human being, sitting on the bed and unpacking the courier, with a pregnancy test stick in her hand in a daze.

Fuck, why did you flip through the express box of the adults, can you children see it!

However, Xiaofan Ziyu was not surprised and kept dying, "Chengcheng, are you really pregnant?"

Jin Lecheng went over to grab the pregnancy test stick, "No, no, don't think about it, this is the wrong thing sent by the seller."

Xiao Fenzi's small face was full of seriousness, "But, but..."

Jin Lecheng touched his head, "Okay, baby, hurry up and eat takeaway, aren't you hungry? I haven't eaten all day."

Xiao Fenzi shook her head, "Those who ate biscuits, Oreo."

Oreos are his favorite food.

The little kid still had a serious face, and Jin Lecheng knew that he couldn't be fooled, coughed lightly and said, "I just want to see if there is any problem, so I can rest assured."

Anyway, it was seen by Xiao Fanzi, and Jin Lecheng broke the can, "I'll take a test now, don't worry, I will definitely not get pregnant, there is reproductive isolation between humans and fish."

Jin Lecheng went to the bathroom while talking about reproductive isolation.

Five minutes later, he came out of the bathroom with a silly face, holding a pregnancy test stick in his hand, and went to the doctor in a hurry. Pregnancy stick, it must be useless to us fish, what do you think?"

Xiao Fenzi jumped off the bed, trotted to Jin Lecheng, looked at the pregnancy test stick in his hand, "Does the two bars mean she is pregnant?"

Jin Lecheng said with a headache: "Human beings are like this."

Xiao Fenzi looked at Jin Lecheng in surprise, and then her eyes fell on Jin Lecheng's stomach, "You are going to give birth to a baby fish."

Jin Lecheng felt like a lightning strike!

For Jin Lecheng and Xiao Fenzi, this is really unbelievable. After all, they are both too young, one is nineteen and the other is sixteen. They really have never thought about what it means to have a baby.

Moreover, guppies have babies, not just one or two.

Sheng Yeliang, who originally thought it was very bad, should not be dead.

Humans have hundreds of millions of sperm every time, so no matter how you calculate, there will be thirty or fifty children.

The two came to the bed together, there was a takeaway on the small table next to it, and Xiao Fenzi didn't eat it either.

"What should I do?" Jin Lecheng was stupid, "How to raise thirty or fifty small fish fry?"

Xiao Fenzi clenched her fists, frowned and said, "I, I'm also looking for a job. I'm not afraid of meeting people anymore. I can help you!"

how is this possible.

Jin Lecheng couldn't bear him to go out to work.

Not to mention that Xiao Fanzi is only sixteen, he is a child laborer at all, even if someone is willing to let him work, Jin Lecheng will not bear it.

Going out to work is equivalent to killing Xiao Fanzi.

So he patted Xiaofenzi's head, "No way, think about it, if I give birth to baby fish, do I need someone to take care of them?"

Xiao Fenzi suddenly said: "Yes, I, I can take care of them."

Jin Lecheng nodded, took out his mobile phone, and dialed Guogang's number.

Guo Gang was still angry, "What are you doing calling?"

Jin Lecheng said: "What kind of variety show are you talking about? Is it the kind of competition?"

Guogang suddenly became excited, and said, "The talent show, why do you want to go? Let me tell you, that variety show is very popular. With your face, it's not a problem to make a C debut!"

Jin Lecheng said: "Forget it."

Like now, he can only participate in the variety show of the trainee talent show, and needs to live directly in Dachang for three months!

Giving birth to a fish is not the same as giving birth to a baby, it is not like being pregnant for ten months!

Could it be that when he is on the show, he will broadcast the raw fish live to all the trainees and program staff?

That explosion is certain!

Go directly to the Academy of Sciences!

Guo Gang gritted his teeth, "You are too damn hard to serve! Then tell me, what kind of variety show can catch the eyes of your ancestor!"

Jin Lecheng thought about his few strengths, good looks counted as one, and good singing counted as one, so he said boldly: "If there is such a singing variety show or competition, I can go to it."

Guo just hung up the phone with a snap.

Jin Lecheng threw his phone on the bed, and looked back at Xiao Fenzi who was also frowning, "What are you worrying about here! Why don't you go eat quickly, your takeaway is cold!"

Xiao Fenzi said: "Can you return this takeaway? I won't eat takeaway in the future, why don't you buy me some fish feed, I heard it's very cheap."

Jin Lecheng stretched out his hand and pinched his face, "No matter how poor my mother is, I won't let you eat fish feed! And is that something you can eat! Show me, you are an ordinary sojourner Crabs!"

Xiao Fenzi pursed her lips, "But I couldn't live for a long time. It's you who have been feeding me with those good things that made me live to be 16 years old. I know it all."

Jin Lecheng became even more angry, and began to rub his face without any scruples, "Raise a soldier for a thousand days! Use a soldier for a while! If I really give birth to small fish, if they are all mermaids, they can live a long life, you must not give me Be a babysitter for life!"

Xiao Fenzi was dumbfounded, "But hermit crabs simply can't live that long."

Ordinary hermit crabs usually die in two to three years, and those that are kept better can live for two to thirty years. According to some records, the hermit crab with the longest life span can live for 30 years.

Although Xiao Fenzi is a hermit crab who has become a demon, he and Jin Lecheng have only become demons.

No matter in which era, animal spirits are graded, and of course the higher grades can live forever.

But Jin Lecheng and Xiao Fenzi are just ordinary little monsters, and being able to live a long life is their greatest benefit after becoming monsters.

After all, guppies can only live for two or three years.

But facing Xiao Fanzi's problem, Jin Lecheng rarely said to him seriously: "Then you have to work harder! Otherwise, when I make money outside, who will help me take care of the little fry at home?"

Only then did Xiao Fenzi nod, "Then I'll go eat now."

Jin Lecheng stroked his pink and purple hair in great relief, not knowing whether he was comforting him or himself, "Besides, this pregnancy test stick is for human girls, so it may not be effective. Well."

Xiao Fenzi nodded, and obediently went to eat.

Jin Lecheng opened Weibo, registered a small account, searched for Sheng Yeliang, and then posted two words under his latest Weibo comment: "Scumbag!"

Why didn't I wear a condom when I was sleeping at the time?

Do you understand health and safety?

Do you understand the prevention of AIDS?

A man who loses his mind as soon as the sperm gets on his head!

Scum!

Too scum!

As for whether to ask Sheng Yeliang to take responsibility, Jin Lecheng laughed.

If he was found responsible, he would either be sent to a mental hospital as a mental illness, or be sent to the Academy of Sciences if he was found to be a monster.

Isn't it good to hang on!Isn't life happy!

Let Xin Hanyang do things like losing a horse!

When the time comes to be sent to a mental hospital or Academy of Sciences, Xin Hanyang will know how serious the consequences of seducing humans will be!