When Heizi Becomes a God Judge

"Oh~ this is the Shinsengumi settlement, it's quite big." Tsurumaru Kuninaga walked in the forefront, looking at the gate of the Zhensengumi settlement in front of him, with a look of amazement on his face.

The swordsmen of the five Shinsengumi were excited for a while, but they were close to nostalgia and timid, but they were not as free and easy as Tsurumaru Kuninaga.Although the gate of this settlement is actually different from the Shinsengumi.

"Arnold, we are Ryoma's Saber, is it too embarrassing for us to apply for the Shinsengumi?" Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki scratched his hair, felt a little headache, and looked at Kuroko Tetsuya with pitiful eyes.

Hei Zizhe also looked back helplessly, "Sororuchi orangutan God requested so, you can bear with Mutsu Shouden, anyway, the two worlds are not the same."

Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki instantly shrugged his head like a defeated rooster, with a listless expression on his face.

"Hey, I said, don't pretend to join the Shinsengumi, no, after the real selection group, you will secretly report to those people with lofty ideals, I will kill you, little cat."

"...Are you the Demon King?" Shocked by Yamato Mori's threat, Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki didn't even correct the kitten's name.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga stood at the door and waved at them, shouting: "We've arrived, hurry up, everyone!"

Hearing Tsurumaru Kuninaga's voice, before Kuroko Tetsuya and the others approached, two people in black western uniforms ran inside. Looking at Tsurumaru Kuninaga and the others, they immediately drew their swords, and the swords around their waists were unsheathed Halfway through, "Who?"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was closest to them, quickly raised his hands, "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, we heard that the Shinsengumi is recruiting, and we came here to apply."

The two people, who were still on guard at first, suddenly realized that they took back their knives and showed enthusiastic smiles on their faces, "I told you earlier, so I came here to apply for the job. Come in quickly, and we will show you around first."

"Participation, visit?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga was stunned for a moment, and the five members of the Shinsengumi were even more puzzled. If a stranger wants to join the organization, shouldn't he first ask whether he is innocent, whether he is a spy sent by a local force or something ?At the very least, you have to check your strength, right?Do you want to start visiting the village directly?This unexpected way really startled the crane.

"Let's go." Knowing that this world cannot be reasoned with common sense, Hei Zizhe also habitually ignores things that do not conform to his own ideas.

Walking into the Shinsengumi settlement, you can see people wearing the same black uniforms everywhere.Seeing a stranger coming into their base camp, instead of being vigilant and suspicious, they looked excited and curious, gathered together in twos and pointed at Heizi Tetsuya and they whispered.

This performance is as if the students met the transfer students who have just transferred from another school.Hei Zizhe also felt chills because of his own thoughts, strange, where did he seem to have heard this saying?

"This is the front yard, and it's also the place where we usually do our morning exercises. Ah, being a policeman is hard work, and we have to get up early every morning for morning exercises. Our deputy chief, you should have heard of it?"

Izumi Mori Kanesada immediately replied: "Of course, that..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted, "That's right, it's the vice-chief of the ghost, but it's just morning exercises, and he even supervises us."

Izumi Mori Kanesada's face turned black in an instant. If Horikawa Kunihiro hadn't hugged him tightly by the waist, he would have wanted to grab that man by the collar and shout: "Where's your consciousness?"It's just a morning exercise that actually complained to Mr. Hijikata, who is the deputy chief?

"Calm down, Izumi guards the palace." Hei Zizhe also comforted, "Continue to visit first."

Izumi Mori Kanesada reluctantly endured it.

The two members of the Shinsengumi didn't pay attention to Izumi Mori Kanesada's strangeness, and even if they noticed, they probably wouldn't take it to heart.

"This is the martial arts training ground, where everyone usually competes."

"This is the meeting room..."

"This is the toilet..."

"Wait." California Qingguang interrupted them, "Arnold, don't you need to visit the toilet?"

"How can this work?" The two people who have always been very enthusiastic suddenly burst into flames, as if they were about to copy guys to fight in the next second, very excited, "You don't know, a place that a company must understand Is it the toilet?"

"Only the toilet can reflect the value of an enterprise! Show the conscience of an enterprise! If an enterprise's toilet is not spacious, clean, and uncomfortable, it will affect the mood of the employees inside. The employees' mood is not good, and work efficiency It will not be high, and the work efficiency will not be high, so what is the future of this enterprise?"

California Qingguang took two steps back, feeling that what they said seemed quite reasonable, but, what seemed wrong?

At this moment, one of the members of the Shinsengumi said: "Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom." Then he hurried into a cubicle, and then there was a sound of puffing inside.

Heizi Tetsuya and their faces instantly turned black.

The person who stayed outside asked loudly: "Ichitaro, what's wrong with you, you ran three times this morning."

"Nutaro, don't mention it, it must be that the mayonnaise I ate this morning is not fresh."

"No, I think it's more like you ate the deputy chief's mayonnaise and then the deputy chief took revenge, maybe drugged you."

"However, eating five bottles of mayonnaise a day is written into the rules of the game. I thought I would eat it all at once in the morning, and I would not need to eat it at noon and night."

Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki is Sakamoto Ryoma's sword, and his original owner has a hostile relationship with the Shinsengumi. At this time, he was very puzzled, and asked the Nagasoni Kotoru beside him in a low voice, "I have heard about your Shinsengumi for a long time. The team's game is well done, but eating five bottles of mayonnaise a day is still a bit difficult, right?"

"We don't have this item in the in-game rules of our Shinsengumi." Nagasone Toru retorted.Also, was there mayonnaise at that time?Chang Zeng Ni Huche thought about it. At that time, he was just a knife, and he hadn't paid attention to this aspect. I really don't know if there was any.

Immediately afterwards, the man named Ertaro said outside: "Idiot, it's just a plate of dog food, who else can eat it except the deputy chief? You actually ate it!"

It's just a plate of dog food, who else can eat it except the deputy chief?

Dog food... the deputy chief...

Fuck, what keywords did we extract from this sentence?

"Wow——" Suddenly, Ichitaro in the cubicle let out a shocking roar.

"What's the matter, what's the matter, have you been stuffed into the toilet?" Ertaro asked nervously.

Heizi Tetsuya and the others: Isn't it time to worry about the other party's troubles? Why do you look so sure that the other party has been stuffed into the toilet?Also, why was it stuffed into the toilet?He was the only one there, how could he be stuffed into the toilet?

"Those anti-barbarian patriots have sneaked into our garrison again, and they have turned all the toilet paper in the wrong direction, and the toilet paper can't be pulled out!"

"What? Those damned patriots, how unreasonable are they to provoke our Shinsengumi like this!"

Is it possible that the people with lofty ideals risked their lives to sneak into the Zhenxuan Group's camp just to go to the toilet and tamper with the toilet paper?It's impossible to think with your toes!

Yamato Shou'an pulled out a smile and said, "Why are you so sure that it's the people with lofty ideals? Maybe it's someone else?"

"Don't guess, it's them!" Ichitaro opened the door of the cubicle and came out, holding a leaflet in his hand, and handed it to everyone, "After I changed the toilet paper, I saw the toilet paper inside. This provocative book!"

Hahaha, damn tax thieves, lackeys of the shogunate, wait for the revenge of our patriots——ah ha ha ha——

The provocative book was written in a very arrogant font.

Hei Zizhe also looked at the signature, and "Gui Xiaotaro" twitched his eyes instantly.Katsura Kogoro, one of the three heroes of the Meiji Restoration, was the prototype of Katsura Kotaro, but Kuroko Tetsu, who had worked with Katsura Kotaro, knew very well that this is just another idiot who is slightly better than the idiot Sakamoto Tatsuma.

As the leader of one faction, Katsura Kotaro brought people into the Shinsengumi, and ended up messing around in other people's toilets.

Hei Zizhe also slapped his face, wanting to pretend that he didn't know this person.

The seven swordsmen who were briefly popularized before coming to this world did not miss this signature.

Emm, this is the very famous Katsura Kogoro?Everyone looked puzzled, and then looked at Heizi Tetsuya.

Hei Zizhe also nodded at them, indicating that they guessed correctly.

"Arnold..." Ertaro was more concerned about another matter than this familiar provocative book. He looked at Ichitaro with an inscrutable expression on his face, "Ichitaro..."

"Ok?"

"You haven't flushed the toilet yet?"

Ichitaro nodded without hesitation, "Well, it seems that the water has stopped, so I can't flush."

"Idiot——" Ertaro suddenly slapped Ichitaro, sending him flying and sinking his head into the wall, "Even if you use saliva, you have to flush the toilet for me! When the deputy chief comes back, what do you want?" Seppuku?"

How to flush the toilet with saliva?

Will the deputy chief get seppuku because his men didn't flush the toilet?

Why do you suddenly explode and hurt people?

No, there are so many bad points that I don't know how to complain.

so tired.

It hasn't been an hour since I entered the Zhenxuan Group's settlement. Everyone's mood has changed from excitement, excitement, and curiosity to the current one. Are you mistaken, what the hell, who am I and where am I.

This feeling is the strongest among the five members of the Shinsengumi. Touyuu spent a long time with their master in the Shinsengumi, and came to the Shinsengumi with full expectations. They just want to return the product.

Hei Zizhe also said: Sure enough, it is not so easy to become polarized. How can it be possible without paying a little price?I hope I won't take you to see a psychiatrist when I go back.

Finally left the toilet.Everyone exhaled heavily, feeling that the air was much fresher.

Ichitaro and Ertaro took them to visit several other places, and then concluded: "We really choose a group with high wages, five social insurances and one housing fund, food and housing, and generous benefits during the holidays. Everyone can't buy it." If you can’t afford to be fooled, start joining today!”

In this regard, everyone refused: no, no, we want to return the goods!

However, thinking of the arrangement of the orangutan god Kongzhi and everyone's polarization, they had to stay.I can only nod in agreement.

"Papa", Kuroko Tetsuya and the others looked, and saw a large group of people wearing Shinsengumi's black uniforms standing together.Two of them opened fireworks and sprayed them at Kuroko Tetsuya and the others.

The man with an uncle's face at the head was even more moved, with tears streaming down his face: "Woo, welcome, we will be brothers from now on." He turned around and shouted, "Everyone welcome the new brothers with me too! "

Then there was a burst of loud applause, "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome."

The eight people looked at each other in blank dismay, always feeling that the days to come were beyond their imagination.