When Heizi Becomes a God Judge

Kuroko Tetsuya didn't even have time to listen to Sawada Tsunayoshi's explanation, the body acted before the mind, and ran downstairs with a bang.Then I saw the living room arranged as a mourning hall, and... the two sisters sitting face to face, drinking tea and having snacks.

"Mom...Mom?" Hei Zizhe immediately froze there.

Neither Kuroko Ningning nor Sawada Nana noticed the existence of Kuroko Tetsuya, and they were still talking and laughing.

Hei Zizhe also looked at Hei Zi Ning Ning, and then at the eye-catching portrait in the mourning hall, his complexion turned dark immediately, and his face, which was originally expressionless, became even tighter, with fire burning in his eyes.

"Little Tetsu!" Yaken Toshiro and Shinano Toshiro chased after him first, followed by Hachisuka Toru and Sawada Tsunayoshi. "Sister-in-law, she..." The two of them paused when they saw the people in the living room. Originally, they wished they could take out the extremely short double speed, and walked to Hei Zi Tetsuya in a daze.

Heizi Ningning spouted out a sip of tea, she quickly wiped her mouth with two tissues, then came out with a gentle smile, and asked a little nervously: "When did Yaoken and Shinano come? They didn't come in the first episode, right? "

The two shook their heads and said, "The first-term nun didn't come."

Heizi Ningning breathed a sigh of relief instantly. She glanced at her portrait and turned her face away guiltily, "That's good."

Nana Sawada looked at the two daggers in surprise, clasped her hands against her cheeks, and said happily, "Are these the brother-in-law's younger brothers that my sister mentioned? They are so cute."

"Aren't you cute?" Heizi Ningning looked proud. "There are still many younger brothers in the first phase. Next time I have a chance, I will introduce them to you."

The "well" characters piled up on Heizi Tetsuya's head have become heavier one after another. How far are they going to ignore themselves? "Mother!"

"Huh? Xiaozhe, are you here?" Heizi Ningning was surprised.

"Zhejun~" Nana Sawada smiled and waved to him.

Hei Zizhe also walked over angrily, "Shouldn't Mom explain it carefully?" He pointed to the mourning hall and said.

"Well..." Heizi Ningning felt guilty, "Arnuo, I have a reason, please listen to my explanation."

After Yiqi Yixing came back, Heizi Ningning was full of gratitude and joy at first, but after she calmed down, she also understood that she was just an ordinary human being, let alone staying with Yiqi Yixing for a long time After another 5 years, 10 years, 20 years, she is getting old, but she can only watch sadly that her beloved is still young.At this time, she thought of a person, a person who could keep her young forever.

When she was very young, she picked up an unconscious drunk in the alley where the trash was thrown.After the drunk woke up, he gave her a peach as a thank-you gift, and said that when she grew up, he would come to her to have sex with her, and then he was photographed away with a frying pan by the angry Heizi father.

Then 15 years ago, after the first issue was broken, one day she went out with Kuroko Tetsuya in her arms, and rested on a park bench for a while, because of Kuroko Tetsuya’s low sense of existence, and she was filled with sadness With her mind, she forgot her son on the bench.After returning home, she didn't realize that the baby was missing until it was time to nurse the baby at night.When she found the park, she saw the flirtatious man again.Although he didn't want to have anything to do with him, he found his son and waited here for so long.Then, as expected, she was asked to date, and even if she refused, he had the cheek to give her his mobile phone number.

"But I never heard your mother mention it."

Heizi Ning Ning turned his face away, with a disgusted expression on his face, and said, "If your father hadn't come back, I would never want to think about that person again. Tsk, I've never seen such a showy man."

"Having said so much, mom, you still haven't explained clearly why you want to hold a funeral for yourself."

Heizi Ningning twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "That's because Mom, I'm really dead." Heizi Ningning didn't expect Heizizhe to come back at this time.She fooled her naturally dumb sister and asked her to bury herself in the tomb built for Yiqi Yizhen as quickly as possible. When the dust settled, she thought that they should not be so fast I came back to this world, so I went to chat with Nana Sawada, but I didn't have time to remove the mourning hall.

Like his father, his son would certainly not believe his own fabrications, so Heizi Ningning could only tell the truth. "I'm really dead."

Hei Zizhe didn't speak, just looked at her quietly.Make it up, keep making it up.

Heizi Ningning sighed and said, "I went to Mr. Bai Ze and begged him to give me a golden pill."

"Golden pill?" Hei Zizhe also put on a blank face, why does it sound like a counterfeit medicine?

"Yes, but it failed. Because golden pills cannot be eaten by humans, so..."

"so?"

Heizi Ning Ning opened his hands, turned around in a circle, and said, "So as long as I am not a human being, I can eat it. Now I not only eat the golden pill, but also found a job in hell under the recommendation of Mr. Bai Ze .Mom, I am now the jailer of Hell, my boss is a beautiful and considerate woman, she granted me a week's leave and asked me to come back and deal with things.”

Hei Zizhe also opened his mouth wide, unable to believe what he heard.Not only Kuroko Tetsuya, but also Yaken Toshiro, Shinano Toshiro, Hachisuka Kotoru, and Sawada Tsunayoshi all looked at Kuroko Ningning in bewilderment.Are you joking, or do we have hearing problems?

Sawada Nana's reaction was quite different. She clapped her hands, smiled happily, and asked, "That's amazing. How is my sister's new job?"

"It's very good!" Heizi Ningning visited the place where he will work in the future. "The colleagues are very easy to get along with, and so is the boss. Although there is a leader named Ghost Lamp who has a fierce face, but after getting along with him, I feel that others are surprisingly good. Yes Women are very respectful and patient, and they are completely different from Mr. Bai Ze. Ah, by the way, the benefits are also very good, and the canteen and staff dormitory are free! Nana, you can also be a jailer after you die, we Sisters are companions."

"Okay, okay." Nana Sawada responded immediately, "But I have always been a housewife, so I don't know if I can do it well."

"No problem, I will be your senior by then, and I can teach you."

"Then I'll leave it to my sister." Nana Sawada said happily.

Kuroko Tetsuya & Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Don't be so happy to discuss things after your death!"

Then the two brothers looked at each other and saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.Mom/Aunt Ningning must have been cheated, right?

Yaken Toshiro frowned, and asked aloud, "Sister-in-law, is the Mr. Shirasawa you're talking about wearing a white coat, a turban on his head, and a frivolous and unserious face?"

Heizi Ningning was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Yeah, that's right, that's it. Yaoyan, do you know him?"

Yaken Fujishiro sighed, and said, "Xiao Zhe, if it were him, my sister-in-law might really not be human anymore."

"Huh?" Hei Zizhe didn't understand, "Why do you say that?"

"Mr. Bai Ze is an ancient mythical beast living in Taoyuan Township, Heaven. The effectiveness of the purification pool of the Government of Time will weaken with the passage of time, so it is often necessary to ask Mr. Bai Ze to make a powerful purification potion and pour it into the purification pool to maintain the purification pool. I have been in the purification pool for more than ten years, and I have met him several times. Well, although his status and ability are not bad, but in some aspects..." Thinking of the first meeting, Bai Ze Grabbing Luan's hand to beg for friendship, the pain after knowing that Luan is a boy, tsk.

"Well, so to speak, Mom, you really..."

"Didn't you just say that mom is already the jailer of hell now?"

Hei Zizhe also rolled his eyes and passed out immediately.

"Little Zhe!"

"Lord!"

The three sword men turned pale with fright, and stretched out their hands to catch him.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Nissan, be stronger!" If it hadn't been for being whipped by Li Baoen during this period, his endurance had more than doubled, otherwise he might have fainted just like Hei Zizhe.

"Sorry, sister-in-law, I must tell Ichini about this!" Yaken Toshiro and Shinano Toshiro temporarily put aside their previous suspicions and decided to summon their elder brothers.

Heizi Ningning was instantly terrified.She planned to tell the first issue after the dust settled, but she didn't want to tell everything in front of her mourning hall.She could even imagine how angry Yiqi Yixing looked like.

In the first episode, Yizhen was indeed about to explode, when he saw his wife's mourning hall and portrait.

"Ananda, don't be angry, I also want to accompany you for a long time. The reason why I didn't tell you is to give you a surprise."

"Surprise?" Yiqi Yizhen pointed at her portrait, "Seeing this, I feel like my heart won't beat."

Heizi Ning Ning burst into tears: "I'm sorry."

Regarding the work of the jailer that Heizi Ningning said, he remained skeptical for the first time.Heizi Ningning had no choice but to call his boss for help, and then said to them in surprise: "My boss said that I can take everyone to visit hell."

hell.

Wearing a kimono with two snakes wrapped around his waist, Kuroko Ningning's boss came out to welcome the temporary tour group. "Sure enough, it's the Sword Fusangshen!" Looking at Yiqi Yizhen and the others, she sighed, "Ah, sorry, we've always been curious because we've heard about it from Bai Ze."

Heizi Ningning's boss introduced himself as Axiang and led them into hell. "Over there is the Santu River where the dead walk. I will take you through the entrance of hell."

Sawada Tsunayoshi glanced at Sanzukawa, then quickly turned his head, not daring to look any further.He was crying inwardly, although Li Baoen often threatened him that he would send him to Santuchuan, but he really didn't want to come!

A group of people visited Zhonghe Hell and got a general understanding of the work content of Heizi Ningning.

"We provide dormitories for jailers. But Ningning just came here, and the dormitory conditions are definitely not very good. I suggest that you spend money to buy a house yourself. After all, it is not good for a husband and wife to live in two places for a long time."

Heizi Ningning nodded, and said, "I was thinking of staying in the dormitory on weekdays, and going to my son Honmaru on rest days."

"But the Touken Fusangshin in Honmaru are all men. Ningning, you, a girl, often go there, it's troublesome."

Ah Xiang's suggestion is indeed very pertinent.Heizi Zhe also thought about it with the first phase, and felt that it would be more appropriate to buy a suite in Hell.It's not convenient for Heizi Ningning to go to Honmaru, but he can go to hell with one blow. How can the husband and wife live apart for a long time? It affects the relationship of husband and wife too much.

"You can buy a bigger set. We have so many brothers, we will definitely come to my sister-in-law's place often." Yaken Toshiro and Shinano Toshiro said.

Sawada Nana was a little sad: "But if I buy a house in hell, I won't be able to see my sister often."

Heizi Ningning comforted his sister and said, "It's okay, I will reserve a room for you, and you can stay with me when you die, and we can see each other every day."

As a bystander, Hachisu Kakotoru was a little more rational, "If you want to buy a house, what is the currency in hell like? Can our small sentence or Koshu gold be used?"

Watching them discuss in full swing, Tsunayoshi Sawada walked at the end alone, the corners of his eyes and mouth were twitching non-stop. "...I don't know how to complain at all."

The author has something to say: So, my mother is really dead~hahahahahaha~