The End of the World in Red [Lu Xiaofeng]

As Ren Hongyi said, she followed Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou just to give Shangguan Feiyan things.

Now that things have been delivered and Shangguan Feiyan has been buried, the Jinpeng dynasty has nothing to do with her.

Lu Xiaofeng is a phoenix soaring in the sky, and will come down to rest when encountering a parasol tree.

Ren Hongyi was a kite fluttering in the sky, and the good wind relied on its strength to soar into the blue clouds.She spread her wings in the sky, and all the strings behind her were broken by the borrowed wind.

There is no need to stop, and there is no involvement, as long as she keeps spreading her wings and flying down, the moment she lands is the moment of her death.

At this very moment, she was sitting in a small tavern with her body covered in dust, drinking Lihuabai leisurely.

Su Lihua stood beside her with raised eyebrows, holding a two-foot-long machete in her hand, chopping the chopping board heavily.Every time the knife was dropped, the tip of the knife swept across Ren Hongyi's nose, and occasionally scraped off a few fine hairs, but Ren Hongyi didn't even blink his eyes.

"Don't chop it up." The blade had already brushed the tip of Ren Hongyi's nose hundreds of times, and she felt that her nose must be bald. of?"

Su Lihua put the machete on the chopping board and snorted heavily.

"My mother loves chopping, it tastes delicious! Steamed buns with human flesh are delicious!"

Ren Hongyi couldn't laugh or cry.

"All the customers in the store are scared away by you. Harmony makes money, and kindness makes money. Only with a smile on your face can you make money in all directions. Are you shaving me with such a machete?"

Su Lihua spread her legs apart and pinched her waist with her hands.She is fat and fat, with short and thick limbs, and she is basically a ball that can roll horizontally and vertically.With such a pose now, there is an ugly and cute taste.

"I'm just wringing your face. Anyway, I wear red clothes every day. After wringing your hairs and putting them on a sack, I can sell them to any old rich family as my No. 18 concubine."

Ren Hongyi laughed loudly, "If you dare to sell, does anyone dare to buy?"

Su Lihua also showed a ferocious smile, "No one dares to buy it. But if I send you back to your village with a serious face, and let that serious elementary school keep talking about you for ten days and a half months, that's okay." Enough for you to drink a jug."

Ren Hongyi just smiled, "You think I'm afraid? I even dare to break into Lu Xiaofeng's bathroom—"

As soon as the words fell, she knew that she had said the wrong thing.

The blackness on Su Lihua's face was getting heavier and heavier.

"You still dare to mention Lu Xiaofeng to my old lady?"

Ren Hongyi jumped up suddenly, didn't even say a word, ran out of the door without looking back, that embarrassed posture seemed to be running for his life.

As soon as she jumped over the threshold, a shadow came from behind and hit the door frame with a bang.Ren Hongyi glanced out of the corner of his eye in the midst of his busy schedule, and saw a chopping board nine feet long and six feet wide, blocking the door frame tightly.

——Why did she change to a bigger chopping board?

The chopping board blocked the door and couldn't get out, but Ren Hongyi was not at all relieved, and instead ran faster.

Loud bangs of "bang" and "bang" came one after another from behind, but Ren Hongyi didn't even turn his head.

The owner of the pig and haggis business next to him was disturbed by the voice and wanted to come out to persuade him, but who knew that as soon as he poked his head, he saw a scene that made the corners of his eyes crack: the huge chopping board was slammed on the door frame, the mahogany Cracks quickly appeared in the strong door frame.

Then, from behind the chopping board, a cold long knife stretched out, and chopped off the expensive mahogany door frame and bluestone brick wall.

Ren Hongyi fled for his life in a panic, while a stream of smoke billowed behind him. Su Lihua raised her eyebrows, her left hand was holding the huge chopping board, and her right hand was holding the long knife just now.Looking at Ren Hongyi's conspicuous back, he flicked the sharp knife in his hand, raised the chopping board high with both hands, and chased after him all the way.

"Destroy my pear-blossom hatred, we will be sworn to death—"

Ren Hongyi screamed, and ran out of a perfect "S" shape, "I lost it, I lost it!"

Su Lihua yelled, "I will pay with my life—"

"I lost it, I lost it!!!"

Perhaps because of anger, Su Lihua's qinggong is very beautiful despite her body like a ball.But the effect was unsatisfactory. It ran like a ball against a big door.

When she said this, Su Lihua was already approaching Ren Hongyi, and the distance between the two was less than three feet - but the long chopping board was nine feet long and six feet wide.

The chopping board swung down with a forceful sound, such a thick chopping board, even Mu Taoist's superb inner strength couldn't penetrate it for a while, let alone Ren Hongyi's Zhemei hand holding a weapon.

——Even if you threaten someone with a weapon, you still have to find a side!

With a scream of "Oh", Ren Hongyi was knocked to the ground by Su Lihua.However, when Su Lihua raised the chopping board, she still persevered in getting up, and she was about to run away with oil on the soles of her feet: if she lay there still, she would only be patted into meatloaf by Su Lihua, and she had no other choice.

"Take your life--"

"Oh! I lost it, I lost it!"

"Revenge for my Li Huabai—"

"It hurts, it hurts! Su Lihua, I really paid for it!!!"

"Without further ado--"

"—Look, Lu Xiaofeng!"

"where?"

"Ghost knows—ow!"

The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds. The bastard looks at the mung beans, and what kind of pot goes with what kind of lid.

Lu Xiaofeng, who is so romantic and humorous on the outside, but calm and shrewd on the inside, naturally has Hua Manlou who has the same top-notch intelligence as his best friend.

As for Ren Hongyi...

——I can only find funny comparisons.

"Look at-"

"Aw! Ah! Take it easy! Su Lihua! I'm fighting with you! Aww! Ah!"

The author has something to say: The female tricks currently on stage...

Sun Xiuqing: Ximen Chuuxue, I'm going to kill you!

Shi Xiuxue: Huamanlou, can you touch my face?

Shangguan Feiyan: Lu Xiaofeng, do I look better than Shangguan Danfeng?

Ren Hongyi: Aww!Ow!Ow!

Just thinking about this makes me overjoyed, 23333333333, is there a mother who is more insane than me? o(*≧▽≦)ツ