Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

Although Luo Yue is crazy, but he is straightforward and righteous, and he is very popular.

I took the thermos back and got up to ruffle her hair, "How was the opening ceremony?"

"That's it, a group of idiot leaders speaking. By the way, Lao Xu praised you for doing a good job. What are your plans in the future? If it's hard to find a job, just lick his dick and let him accept you as his job." room."

"Get lost, it's okay, I went back to catch up on sleep, I didn't sleep well yesterday." I didn't want to be poor with this crazy girl, so I dragged Yue Chen away.

Luo Yue kept yelling from behind, "Hey, don't forget to bring me when you two play Shibamo!"

Yue Chen smiled darkly, "Luo Yue is quite a cute girl, if you are not gay and she is not gay, you two would be a good pair."

It is said that people with a background in fine arts have a better image quality. As soon as Yue Chen said this, the scene of me getting married and having children with Luo Yue flashed through my mind, and I couldn't help laughing, "I think it's okay. In the future, the two of us will have children." My child, it must be a wonderful flower that has been bred in space."

Teasing each other all the way to the main road, leaving the school gate to the left, and returning to the dormitory to the right, Yue Chen and I stopped in tacit understanding.

"Go back to the dormitory?" He took the empty bucket from me

"Well, go back to catch up on sleep, I played last night." I thought of the best man again, and I don't know if he is awake, but I don't even know his name, so it can't be regarded as acquaintance.

"Then I'll go back to the company first. I've seen your final project this time, and it's done well. I think you have talent in this area. If you can't do it, just do clothing. Don't change careers easily."

I yawned, "Look again, it's hard to find a job these days."

I didn’t want to study clothing at first. I applied for industry as my first choice, and just filled in dyed clothes for my second choice. At that time, I didn’t think that I would not be able to apply. Otherwise, ceramics would be better than clothing.But I can't blame others, it's because my freshman grades were too bad, just like many students who suddenly relaxed after entering college, I came here by playing online games all night.

"Hey, thanks to the fact that you still know it's hard to find, then you're still fooling around here."

"Nonsense, now that I've graduated, I won't have a chance if I don't play anymore. Hey, walk slowly, I won't send you off." I yawned and turned right.

"The campus job fair will be in a few days. Have you prepared your resume and portfolio?" Yue Chen was still earnestly speaking.

I waved my hand without looking back, "Don't worry, I'm sure you'll hit every shot."

The broken school is so fucking big, I was already sleepy before I got to the bottom of the dormitory. I scolded the school and also scolded the bastard who stole my bicycle a few days ago. If someone steals it, no matter how much I worship Guan Erye, I won't be able to do it.

After finally climbing up to the sixth floor and opening the door of the dormitory, okay, when the draft blows, there is a smell of feet.

I closed the door, walked under the bed, looked up, and I was so angry that I kicked the closet door on the next bed.

After the sound of "Kang Dang", there was a soft and soft laughing voice above his head, "Oh, Guan Guan, you are back, I am so lonely at home alone..."

"I'll count to three, come down for me." I felt angry when I saw his feet sticking out half a foot from the edge of the bed and still covered with smelly socks.

The lump of fat lying on my bed wobbled and sat up, squinted at me, touched the glasses and put them on again, the eyes squeezed in the fat were still extremely blurred, "What time is it now? I missed How many meals?"

This person is my roommate. According to the mutual address of the three people in the dormitory, he is the third fat, I am Dabai, and I am the second tallest. They are arranged according to their characteristics and age. got first place.But my real name is easier to pronounce than Dabai, so they usually call me Guan Guan directly.

"Don't talk nonsense, come down. How many times has my mother told you not to sleep in my bed, your brain was kicked by a donkey."

"Hey, why are you so petty? You don't sleep, and my electric fan is broken. Your bed is the best in our house. It is ventilated by the window. It's not easy for us fat people. We are especially afraid of heat. Besides, I'm talking to you My dear, I slept in your bed, and I wouldn't do it with someone else."

I took a step back and pointed at his exaggeratedly large computer chair, "If you don't get down on the count of three, I'll dismantle Asuka."

"Hey, don't, don't, it's down!" The fat man was full of flesh, and his movements were quite flexible, and he jumped down from the ladder with trembling and trembling twice.

"Next time, I have to hide Asuka first, so that you don't have to threaten me with her." The three fat people went straight to the computer chair and hugged the big pillow on it, "Xiangxiang is not afraid, fat brother, I will protect you."

"Where do you give me to cool off and stay there? I'll go up to catch up on sleep. If you dare to quarrel with me, you will die." I put the dirty clothes hanging on my arm on the chair and went to bed immediately, plugging my earplugs and wearing a blindfold .

I didn't take off my pants, and I felt a little sick when I lay down, and then I remembered to take out the mobile phone in my pocket, and I don't know if the best man has called me during the time when the battery was out.

"Hey, San Fatty, hand over the charger." I lifted the blindfold and turned over to look at the fat man below.That guy has already turned on the computer and put on headphones.

"Fatty!" I yelled, but he still didn't respond.

I took off my racerback vest and hit him, and he turned his head slowly, took off his earphones, "What?" He said while shaking his vest with me, "Look at your poor little clothes, I can't wear them." superior."

"Charger." I pointed down.

The fat man moved out of the chair, "By the way, Guan Guan, I think Wang Chenyang is also gay, just the handsome guy from the industrial class, what do you think? Is he a zero?"

I took the charger, charged it and turned it on, ignoring Sanpang.

He continued, "There is also a girl in the Department of Ceramics. I didn't think of it before. I saw her last night. Her hair was cut very short. Is she a lily? Don't worry, why do lilies in reality love boys? What kind of dress? How cute are the two girls with long hair flying together."

The phone was turned on, and three or four text messages from Yue Chen popped out, nothing more than where you went and how you let me go, nothing else.

I stared at the screen for a while longer before I plugged in my earplugs again and fell asleep.

Sunday's coming i wanna drive my car

toyourapartmentwithpresentlikeastar

……

The phone vibrated and rang beside the pillow, I reached out to touch it, and pressed the call button in a daze.

"Who?"

"sleeping?"

"Hmm..." I didn't recognize who it was, "What's the matter, wait until I wake up."

"Boy, you can. If you don't come to the opening of the graduation exhibition, it's almost dark and you'll sleep with me?"

Fuck, this voice made me sit up, "Oh, Mr. Xu, what can I do for you?"

Old Xu smiled over there, "You can still hear my voice, are you awake now? Can I talk about things?"

"Yes! Teacher, if you have any orders, just tell me." This is a critical moment before graduation, and I don't want to offend any of these masters.

"I can't tell on the phone, so what, come here, I'll wait for you in the office, hurry up." The old man hung up after finishing speaking.

I threw the phone away, "Fuck! It's half an hour's fucking walk from the dormitory to the Academy of Fine Arts, it's easy for you, I'm fucked to death by you!"

The fat man's obscene smile came from below, "I said Guanguan, there are so many gays who dye clothes, and they all say that the lower beam is not straight and the upper beam is crooked. You said that this old Xu is looking for you every day, so he won't really fall in love with you." Are you going to take care of you?"

"Don't fucking disgust me." I got out of bed and got dressed, and I didn't forget to grab a bottle of sweet soy milk before going out.