Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

I don't want to slap him in the face if I can.But now that he is pressing on me, the advantage of weight and height is obvious. If I push hard, I am not sure that I can push him away at once. Otherwise, it will become a scene where I am pushed by him on the sofa and wrestle with him. It was ugly and procrastinated, so in order to be safe and save effort to put out the fire, I chose the fastest way, which was to slap him on the face closest to me.

With a yell, he fell back and bumped into the expensive tea table. Then there was a loud noise, and the teapot and cup shattered all over the floor.

It was broken together, probably because of his good mood for molesting students.

I stood up from the sofa and zipped it up, "Mom, I shouldn't have disobeyed your advice and drink soy milk instead of milk. If I were taller, my image would be even more stalwart now!"

"Guan Guan, you fucking little bastard! How dare you fuck me!" Lao Xu got up from the messy ground and threw himself on me, "If you can get out of this house today, I will follow you!" Your last name!"

I caught the fist he swung, and seeing his blushing face, I wanted to laugh, "Second Master Guan's surname is also yours?"

"Little bastard!" He kicked me with his leg again, his appearance was really indecent, his center of gravity was a bit unstable, not to mention, the old bird was still dangling between his legs.

I caught his flying kick, but he tried to retract his leg but couldn't. Then I twisted it hard, and he screamed and fell towards the sofa.Perhaps it was because of his self-esteem, but he still didn't give up after this, so he rushed towards me again with red eyes.

For a moment, I thought of the best man, who got into two fights because of this shit in two days. I really wondered if I had a physical problem.

As soon as I was distracted, he threw me to the ground. When my arm hurt, it must have been crushed on a piece of broken porcelain.Immediately afterwards, there was a noise and pain in the head.

Damn, I know I'm popular even if I don't look at it.

He pressed the purple sand pot on me, panting, "You little bastard, let you go crazy! I won't fuck you until you call your mother today, and my last name is Xu!" I don't know if he is poor at words, but today I just got into a fight with the surname, and I don't even think about his surname. It hurts my ass. It doesn't matter if I don't have the surname Xu, the Ma, the Yang, or the Wang Ba.

I laughed, "Mother~~~ Teacher, you see that I yelled, so I won't bother you to fuck."

He swung his fist and was about to hit me, I dodged my head, then raised my head and hit his nose firmly with my forehead, he immediately covered his nose instinctively, I took the opportunity to push him back under me, I saw his nosebleed flowing down the cracks between his fingers.

Should this stop?I rubbed the corners of my forehead and forehead, and the corners of my forehead tingled and my forehead felt dull pain. I don't know if the two strikes with my head will cause some sequelae of brain damage and mental retardation.

I got up and shook my clothes, but before I could stand still, I heard movement behind me, it was really endless... I turned around and punched Lao Xu in the stomach, and he fell unsteadily onto the sofa.

"Teacher, the chassis is not stable enough. Remember to supplement calcium to prevent osteoporosis." I picked up the crumpled T-shirt on the ground, wiped the sweat from my face after wiping my glasses, and wiped the sweat from my forehead to the base of my neck blood on my son.

Lao Xu sat up from the sofa, wiped his nosebleed with one hand, and picked up a cup from the ground with the other and threw it at me. With that accuracy, I didn't have to hide at all.

"Guan Guan, you can do it, you have the guts!" He stood up and went to the desk to get a tissue, because he covered his nosebleed with his hands, and his voice was muffled.

I put the T-shirt back on my body, "Okay, Mr. Xu, you're not good enough, you're already old, don't you have the same experience as a brat like me? I don't want to fuck you, you can just get someone else to fuck you , I really can’t afford to buy an inflatable doll, why bother with this dick thing.”

Old Xu sniffed, stuffed his nostrils with a tissue, then looked at me, and took out the key card in his jacket pocket, "Go away."

I cursed in my heart, and walked over to pick up the key card.Sure enough, Lao Xu withdrew the hand holding the door card, then picked up the vase on the table with the other hand and swung it at my head.

Well, thanks to being mentally prepared, otherwise it will be a mess.

I grabbed Lao Xu's swung wrist and choked it hard. He couldn't hold back the strength in his hand, and the vase fell with a "clang" and shattered to the ground.

"Small and safe." I said.

"Fuck you little bastard!" He scolded, unable to break free with one hand, he hit my face with the door card with the other hand, I turned my head to avoid it, and he put his knee on his leg again...

"I'm sorry, my uncle died long ago, you really can't do it."

After tossing and tossing for a while, he didn't stop clutching his crotch until I used my knee to deal with his old bird that had leaked air long ago.This trick is cheap but very effective, but if he hadn't been relentless, I wouldn't have used this trick.

"Guan Guan, you wait! Wait! This thing is endless!"

I pushed him to the ground, tied his hands with his tie, and tied his feet with the trousers he took off.

He was sitting on the ground with a livid face, I looked at him like that, and thought to myself, this torment is finally over, Erye Guan, I have worked hard for the people to eliminate harm, and I have to give myself an extra meal at night.

Taking out a few sheets of paper from the mahogany paper drawer on the table to press the wound on my head, I wondered what to eat at night.

"Shut up, don't make trouble," Old Xu sniffed, and put on a smiling face, "The teacher just made a joke with you, you let me go, I will not pursue the matter of you attacking the teacher for no reason Well, the matter of the assistant is still counting."

Unprovoked attack?Hold!Xu Hui's current state is really unappetizing.

"No." I rolled my eyes and answered with a shake of my head.

"Guan Guan, the nature of your behavior this time is very bad, that is to say, I don't care about you, but even if you don't think about your own future, you should think about the mother who brought you up hard, right? If you beat the teacher What do you think she would think if she was fired or dismissed?"

I squinted at his bare thighs, "Hey, Mr. Xu, I can't remember if you don't mention my mother, but I remembered it when I mentioned it. Well, my mother runs a small drugstore and has many folk remedies." The secret recipe... I didn't know how hard I attacked you for no reason just now, maybe it was a bit heavy, do you think you want to come up with a recipe to make up the bird and protect the root, so that you won't be able to recruit assistants in the future?"

"You wait for me! I will definitely let you fail to graduate! You wait!" Xu Hui showed a ferocious face while twisting.

It's really faster to change faces than to turn the pages of a book. Is it because of this trick that you become a professor?

I got up and smoked two of his red canes, knelt down and waved the cigarette in front of his eyes, "Give me one?"

"Why, do you know that you regret it? Light up a cigarette and make amends?" His eyes were clearly gleaming with complacency, although in my opinion, his cowardly appearance is not at all worthy of complacency.

I put two cigarettes in my mouth, touched the lighter on the table, and lit it.

Damn, I really don't like flue-cured tobacco, no matter how expensive it is.

One cigarette was still in his mouth, I passed the other to his mouth, he pouted me, and said: "Let go of me first! Don't fucking think I can let you go lightly."

"Yes, yes, if I were you, you wouldn't spare me." After I finished speaking, I lifted his chin, put the cigarette pestle in my hand into his bloody nostril, turned it around, stabbed it to the end, and then gave another shot root.

He took a bite on his finger during the process, but the result was very satisfying.

He shook his head, exhaled hard through his nose, trying to get the smoke out, and cursed: "You little bastard, cough cough, I will make you regret today for the rest of your life! Cough cough, tomorrow you will be punished by the school you!"

I walked to the door, combed my hair in front of the mirror, wiped off the blood left on my face, then walked back to Lao Xu, took the mobile phone from the table and put it next to him, "Hey, put the mobile phone here for you Remember to call for help."

I picked up the key card, walked to the door, and heard him still scolding, "Shut up and I will kill you!"

With a beep, the door opened.I opened the door with one hand, took out my phone with the other and turned to smile at him, "Mr. Xu, you should know that mobile phones now have recording functions, right? When I go back, I can copy hundreds of copies of the joke just now and send it around the world. Fire me? You don't even think about what you said just now."

"you!"

"Guan Guan, let the teacher fuck you once, okay?" I imitated this sentence vividly, closed the door and left.