Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

In the desert climate of Beijing, in autumn, it is dry to death. During the day, when the sun is shining, the light wind blows comfortably. At night, the dry and cold wind penetrates into the holes of the fabric, and it feels cool to the heart.

As soon as I stepped out of the corridor, I was greeted by a gust of wind. My nose itched, and I immediately sneezed loudly.The itchy nose was still there, so I stretched out my hand to fish it back, and without thinking, I grabbed Ye Wen who was half a step behind me, "Wait, wait a minute." I sniffed and took off my coat Covering Ye Wen, who was only wearing a thin shirt, "It's a bit cold outside."

Ye Wen put the clothes back on me again, "I don't think I'm the one who sneezed, right?"

"If I tell you to wear it, you can put it on." I was about to forcefully give the clothes to Ye Wen, but he pressed my hand, "I just had a drink, so I don't feel cold at all, you should wear it."

I felt that his palms were really warm, so it was fine, I just fastened a button on my clothes and continued to walk forward, "What are you talking about, you are still going out at night, what is it that you are hiding from me?" , why not just say it at home?"

Ye Wen pointed at the tip of my nose with his index finger, pushed it up hard, and made me look like a pig's nose, then headed towards the garage, and once again blocked my question with silence.

Although the wind was a bit cold, the air was good. There were no clouds in the sky, and the wind blew them all away, leaving only a big and round moon and not too bright but densely packed stars.Not only in the sky, but because the trees started to lose their leaves, even the street lamps appeared brighter than usual, shining a white light on the concrete floor, and a large number of yellow leaves fell on the ground, which looked blue and cold yellow at the moment.

I blinked, and there was always a feeling that my eyesight was better than usual, and I could see everything very clearly, even the rust spots on the iron railing of the gutter in front of the entrance of the underground garage, and of course the withered yellow curls that almost fell into the sewer There is also a sycamore leaf with its tip hanging on the iron railing, which can also be seen clearly.

As soon as he entered the garage, he felt that the air was stuffy, and his footsteps echoed slightly.

Ye Wen walked up to his black Wrangler, opened the door and sat in, I trotted around to sit in the passenger seat, and just as the door closed, I couldn't help asking, "Tell me where the head office is going first?"

Ye Wen still didn't answer, one hand rested on the steering wheel, and the other hand groped into the glove box.He quickly closed his hands and sat upright, stretched out his hand clenched into a fist in front of me, looked at me and smiled.

I asked: "What is it?"

Ye Wen replied: "Look for yourself."

I went to break it, but Ye Wen clenched his fist tightly on purpose. I was anxious to know where I was going next, and I didn't want to mess with him, so I wrapped my fist around his clenched hand, brought him to my side, and turned him sideways. I pressed it on the door, and pressed his chest with the other hand, and groped in through the gap of the button, and squeezed hard on the place under his ribs where he was the most ticklish. Picked out a warm thing.

"Huh?" I looked at the car remote key with a black plastic handle in my hand.The momentary thought in my mind was: If the key is in the glove box, how did we get in just now?No, you clearly saw the headlights on just now, right?

When I was distracted, Ye Wen had already got off the car and closed the door.I watched him walk around the front of the car to my door, open it, and yank me out, so violently that I took a big step to keep my balance when I landed.

"Why? Don't you go out?" I looked back at the car, closed the door casually, and then turned around to see that Ye Wen had already walked to the parking space next to the wall. It was lifted.

Amidst the clattering sound, thin dust was raised.Ye Wen folded the dustproof cloth a little and put it in a corner, then walked towards me. The background of his slacks and white shirt was a royal blue Wrangler.

Ye Wen patted me on the head, "Got it?"

I swallowed hopelessly, "This..."

Under the appearance of pretending to be calm, there was a voice inside me roaring: Fuck me!Wrangler!Brand new!Damn it's still royal blue!It's super cool to drive on the road!Fuck you so handsome!

Ye Wen raised his hand and waved it in front of my eyes, "You still don't understand?" He said as he walked behind me, lowered his head and rested his chin on my shoulder, hooked my neck with one hand and grabbed my hand holding the key with the other, and put my key Pinch the thumb on the lock button and press down.

When the lights came on, Ye Wen hugged me from behind, "Do you like it?"

I blurted out, "Fuck, of course I do!"

Ye Wen went to the front of the car and opened the door, "I planned to find a suitable excuse to give it to you, such as Singles' Day or something, alas, it's a pity that I can barely make it as a National Day gift now, but it just so happens that one month away from October There's two hours left."

Only then did I really understand what was going on, and immediately roared, "Fuck! Fuck! You bought this car? For me? Fuck! When did it happen?"

"After finishing all the procedures...that's what happened a few days ago."

I suddenly realized that facing the temptation of Meiche, I still chose to stare at Ye Wen, "So...then what, I asked you why you lied to me, you mean..."

Ye Wen pouted, "I promised you not to buy a car, but I still did."

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I suddenly felt ashamed, and continued to ask with a sad face: "Then you told me the reason long ago, and this is what you were referring to?"

Ye Wen nodded with a smirk, "Didn't I say it earlier? Used cars are not safe. Later, I sent your Jinbei to be inspected. Although there was nothing wrong with it, I was still worried, so I bought this car on my own initiative. I was also afraid that you would not accept it, so I hid it and didn't tell you, who would have misunderstood you instead."

I looked at Ye Wen's smiling expression, scratched my head, looked at his expression again, and roared. After walking around a few times, I went around behind the pillar and opened the hidden door, took out the standing fire extinguisher, Pass it in front of Ye Wen, "Hurry up, use this to knock me to death, right away! I was wrong, I'm ashamed to see you, really!" I patted the back of my head, "Come on, aim here, strike hard! Once done!"

Ye Wen supported my shoulders and smiled very happily, but I could only squat down on the spot sadly and silently, lit a cigarette, and did not look at him.He also squatted down with me, and moved the fire extinguisher jar aside, "Since it's a misunderstanding, let's forget about it, aren't you so thin-skinned?"

"Come on, you, you're going to kill me soon. Once you close your eyes, you will be a good man again in 12 years." I sat down on the ground, fished out the fire extinguisher sideways, and handed it to Ye Wen.

Ye Wen showed beautiful dimples on his face, "Why is it 12 years, isn't it 18 years? You even have to cut corners?"

I lit another cigarette and stuffed it into my mouth, using two prongs to create smoke between me and Ye Wen, "What do you know, children are developing early now, 12 years is enough."

"Then I'm really here?" Ye Wen took the fire extinguisher.

"Come on, fight as you like, if I say anything, I will take your surname!" I closed my eyes, opened my arms and waited for him to strike.

The smoke in my mouth was pulled out, and then I heard the "hissing" sound of the dry powder fire extinguisher, but I didn't feel anything at all. When I opened my eyes, I found that Ye Wen was holding up the nozzle and spraying it at the two smoke on the ground. When I saw him, he stopped and raised his head, "Does this look like a public service advertisement for quitting smoking?"

I picked up the nozzle and pointed it at myself, "Then you can get rid of the four evils again, and I will be your little force."

"That's enough, let's stop playing." Ye Wen said, put the fire extinguisher against the wall, and pulled me to stand up, "If you really feel sorry for me, stop driving your second-hand car and take a look at the fire extinguisher in the car. Do you like the configuration."

I have never doubted Ye Wen's taste. Although I knew that there was nothing to say without looking at it, I felt more satisfied after seeing it. Can't help admiring, "What a fucking good car, beautiful!"

Ye Wen pushed me to sit in the driver's seat, "Just as long as you like it, do you want to try it for a while?"

I sighed, got out of the car, turned my head against the strong temptation, and said very confidently: "No, I can't have this car!"

"But I've already bought it." Ye Wen leaned lightly on the car door, squinting at me.

"No!" I didn't know where to look, "I can't accept such expensive things from you!"

"Since you insist, then fine..." I didn't expect Ye Wen to compromise so easily. I was relieved and felt deeply distressed at the same time. Damn, I just rejected a Wrangler!

After Ye Wen gasped, he continued: "Actually, this car is a second-hand car, not more expensive than your Jinbei."

"I said you lied, can you have some technical content?"

"Then... this car was actually picked up by the side of the road."

"Then go where you picked it up, anyway, I can't take it."

Ye Wen sat in the co-pilot's seat, touched the steering wheel, "I already picked it up, anyway, I'll give it to you, if you want to return it, you can return it yourself."

I climbed in from the driver's seat, "I'm not kidding, I really can't have it." I handed the hot key to Ye Wen.

But he grabbed my hand and pushed me to the seat, leaned over to close the door, put the key in and started the car.

Ye Wen put my hands on the steering wheel again, "Don't you want to return it? Then drive away."

The sound of the engine and the vibration on the steering wheel came together. The temptation of a brand-new off-road vehicle waiting to be driven was too great. I hesitated for half a second before driving the car out.

I drove out of the garage in one breath and drove around for a long time before driving back to the community. When I stepped on the brake, I took a deep breath, "It's so fucking cool!"

Ye Wen leaned on the back of the chair with his arms pillowed, and turned his head with an expression of "I knew it", "I've already bought it, and if you change hands and immediately turn it into a second-hand car, that's not a small loss, why don't you keep it as hard as you can?" Download it."

"..." I touched the steering wheel and didn't speak.

"Isn't the reason for the National Day gift enough? Let me put it another way..." Ye Wen leaned over and pressed his chin on my shoulder, "Guan Guan, marry me, and this car will be the bride price."

"That's dowry! You turtles really don't understand traditional culture."

"It's all the same, so you mean to accept it?"

"what……"

"The money you used to make a ring for me at that time, did you earn it by going out to work? It took so long, I think compared with that distraction, I bought you a car. It's nothing, you just have to Are you being polite to me?"

"I'm not being polite to you." Actually, I was thinking about another question, that is, assuming Ye Wen used such a car as a dowry, how many years would I have to save to get enough dowry.

"If you really feel awkward, just treat it as an installment payment and buy it with me, and pay 100 yuan a month until the repayment is exhausted."

I looked around the car again, groped to level the seat under Ye Wen, turned around and pressed on him, "Then what life will I have to pay back, I think I should pay for it first." I grabbed He opened the two sides of his one-button shirt, "I'll help Ye Shao undress..."