Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

Marriage = Busy = Lots of chores strung together like bunches of grapes.

The makeup artist wanted to shave my eyebrows, but I refused, and even more disagreed when he wanted to draw my eyeliner, but in the end, I didn’t get rid of a group of bad friends who were waiting to watch the fun and make jokes, and a few of them were pulled out Eyebrows, and a little concealer under the eyes.

After finishing it, Chen Kai, who was rarely seen in a well-fitting suit, returned the tools to the makeup artist, scratched my hair again, raised his phone to set the selfie mode, and took a photo with me.

Click.

The sun is shining brightly in March, but the inside of the house is shady because the heating has been turned off, which is not as warm as outside. However, no matter how good the sun is, it is March and the temperature is low.As a groom, I can secretly stuff a sweater between a black suit and a white shirt, and wrap myself as thick as possible without affecting the overall effect, but I still feel cold just like that. Think about it, wearing a wedding dress The one must have goosebumps.

Even though the wedding was held in several sessions, the first one in Beijing was extremely cumbersome as the home court.When getting up in the morning to wash and change clothes and make styling, you must always be sure of the situation of the bride.As for the itinerary, I sat in the fancy decorated car after all the tossing. While joking with Chen Kai, I watched the long convoy slowly heading towards the bride's home.

Just halfway through the journey, Yue Chen suddenly turned his head to look at me, glanced at the driver, and asked in a low voice: "Have you really thought about it? It's too late to regret it now, or after today, you will become a married man gone."

I lay on the back of the driver's seat and rubbed the driver's hair, "San Fatty is my own, you don't want to talk secretly, right, San Fatty, even though you are so thin that I can hardly recognize you after losing weight gone."

San Fatty smiled strangely, "Brother Yue Chen, you also think that Guan Er's marriage is very unreliable, so come here as soon as you say it, how long has it been since the wedding was prepared, and the invitations were just received I didn't believe it when it happened."

Yue Chen continued: "Actually, I think that if you tell your aunt well, she will accept it. You and Ye Wen..."

"Hey, enough is enough for you," I interrupted him, "Why are you still teasing me at this point? Do you want me to play escape marriage?"

"No, I just think that your future life will be very troublesome..."

At this time, Chen Kai, who was sitting next to me and took pictures with his mobile phone, explained to me: "Junior Brother Mao, you are not from the circle, you don't understand the difficulty here, didn't we also fucking analyze it last night? Have you passed it? Anyway, I think it’s a good decision for everyone to do so now, but—” He touched the earrings, “If I were to change, I would still choose to elope with my dear, sooner or later If the fuck wants to break up, it's better to have something violent."

San Fatty and Yue Chen gave a "bah" at the same time, scolding Chen for opening his mouth like a crow.

Originally, I only planned to take a simple formality, and Yue Chen was the only best man on my side, but it happened that a group of us ran into Chen Kai's shop when we were going to choose a wedding dress.At that time, I just made a few casual jokes that Chen Kai's image couldn't be the best man, it was too out of style, and the bridesmaid candidates over there clamored that Chen Kai must be the best man, making two couples, Chen Kai He was also happy to have a wedding banquet, so this matter was settled so casually.

But Yue Chen and San Fatty are alright, Chen Kai is crazy, I am always afraid that he will say something wrong, and before arriving at the destination, I will talk to him about various advantages and disadvantages, making it difficult San Fatty laughed straight at me and became a mother-in-law before I officially got married.

After we finally arrived at our destination, we got upright and stepped on the broken cannonballs all over the floor to climb up to the final journey to welcome the bride.

The smooth-skinned master of ceremonies followed me to introduce the process. It is said that the following link should be knocking on the door to please the bridesmaids and stuffing red envelopes with the bride's family, but things always go unexpected.

As soon as I knocked on the door with big red happy characters on it, the door opened immediately, and Mr. Luo Dahai appeared in front of me wearing a Chinese tunic suit with a corner of the red envelope exposed in his breast pocket. Different from his festive attire, his face The expression is full of irritability and disapproval.

"You came a minute and a half late." He stood at the door with one hand on the door frame and one hand on his hips, as if he didn't intend to let me in.

When I was smiling all over my face and cursing in my heart that it was that damn girl who made up lies to cause trouble, Mother Luo rushed out, "Guan Guan, you are finally here, come on, come in."

Luo's father was also very angry with her, "Where can I just put it in like this." It made me sound like a rat crossing the street.

Fortunately, Mother Luo treated me well. She grabbed Father Luo with one hand and brought me into the house with the other, "Go and coax Yue Yue, she is losing her temper."

Luo's father said: "I lost my temper because I didn't think about it! Let her think about it slowly. If she feels that she is in a hurry, this marriage will not be married today! It will not be married in the future. I will support this girl for the rest of her life!"

"Hey, that's fine, you, what nonsense are you talking about." Luo's mother directly ignored Luo's father, and pulled me into the house, pointing to the small bedroom to signal me to go in.

As soon as I entered the door, I was grabbed by Luo Yue.

Yang Doudou and another bridesmaid who was not familiar with me were sitting on the bed looking at me and smiling with gloating faces.

I took the time to look at Luo Yue carefully, only to find that she is very beautiful in a wedding dress right now.The light makeup is just right, and the hairstyle matches well. It looks like a fairy or elf. In short, it looks very pleasing and not out of the ordinary.

But the skin can't cover the essence after all.

Luo Yue directly dragged me to the corner farthest from the door, and said, "Your uncle! I'm not getting married anymore!"

I'm used to this guy's sudden outbursts, so I wasn't surprised at all, so I said the prepared speech, "Don't worry, girl, this is just a formality, and it won't damage your innocent image and dignity." , believe me, even if you push your chest higher, you are still a rough man at heart. Oh, by the way, where is your brother? He was the one who brought up the matter of physical marriage, why didn't he come to help? "

"Tch, my brother is so instigating me to marry, isn't it for himself? Anyway, I think he is gay, so he must have prepared me for not getting married. Let me tell you, he is cunning ..."

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, get ready and we should go, you look beautiful today, and the wedding dress is also pretty..."

Yang Doudou hurriedly said, "Don't mention the wedding dress!"

But Luo Yue has already taken out another set of clothes from the closet, "Yes, I'm not satisfied with the wedding dress, why can't I wear the one I made? This set has won a design award! Why isn't it fucking plainer than this?" Is the wedding dress from the bird much better?"

I snatched the "wedding dress" in her hand with few pieces of cloth and put it back in the cabinet, "Be good, baby, even though you designed a set of underwear with the wedding dress as the theme, it doesn't mean that the underwear will be fine." Wear it like a wedding dress, if you really dare to wear this to go out, tsk, your wife will teach you a lesson."

"Success, the wedding dress is not the point," Luo Yue took out her phone, "The point is that I don't want to marry you anymore!"

"I said it was just a formality. Are you regretting it now? You said it well before. The fucking marriage certificate is still from the father himself."

Luo Yue pointed the phone screen at me and shouted in a low voice: "I! Want! Marry! Give! Ye! Smell!"

She babbled to me a lot later on about how bad I was and how good Ye Wen was, but I didn't listen carefully, so I grabbed her phone and flipped through the photos.

It was sent by Su Ling, there are many photos, most of them are scenes, but there are also a few photos of Ye Wen in a formal suit.

Because of preparing for the wedding, he was busy dealing with Su Ling's family and I was busy dealing with Luo Yue's father. I haven't seen him for a few days. Just looking at his photo now, I feel hot in my chest and brain There are also some impulsive thoughts.For example, rush to him right now and snatch him away, find a place to hold a wedding that belongs to me and him, or pull him to come out in front of all relatives, and tell the whole world about me Fucking gay, I love this guy next to me.

But impulsiveness is impulsive, and I calmed down after seeing the photos. At the beginning, I ignored his objections and insisted on getting married, but now I still regret it.

It's just a formality. After today, everything is happy. He and I can live together without losing our respective families, including Su Ling and Luo Yue. new life.

In fact, before I had a long talk with Papa Ye, I didn’t think about my future life in detail, but Papa Ye showed me the photos of Ye Wen from childhood to adulthood, including photos with his parents and life photos with his uncle and grandpa , even though Ye Wen's expression is always a little alienated, the family is still very warm when they are together.

It is absolutely impossible for grandpa to accept that his favorite grandson is with a man, and Ye Wen is the kind of character who is sure about one thing and will die to the end, so if this matter develops according to his wishes, it will probably be It ended in a family breaking up and severing the relationship.

So everyone took a step back, Papa Ye accepted the relationship between me and Ye Wen, and the two of us were married separately, and we lived freely after marriage.This is already the best result I can think of for Ye Wen.

Although Ye Wen always said afterwards that I was deceived by his father's bitter tricks, but as a child who has never had a father since childhood, I think no matter how troublesome a father is, it is better than having no father. Excessive, but essentially true.

But even though I knew exactly what I was doing, after looking at the pictures, my mood was getting worse and worse.

After chatting with Luo Yue in a low mood, I coaxed her out to continue the wedding process. I was a little absent-minded during the process, and I couldn't even care about the classic jokes of the oath in the hotel and the funny activities carefully arranged by the master of ceremonies. Let me not think about Ye Wen's side face in the photo.

Apart from wanting to end the noon game quickly and see Ye Wen earlier, I have no other ideas.

Because it was in time for the Centennial Anniversary of the Fifth Comprehensive University, after the respective weddings, Luo Yue, I, Ye Wen, Su Ling, and many alumni who graduated from the Fifth Comprehensive University and planned to get married today would all gather on the school playground. Have a collective vows wedding.

The chaotic fireworks exploded in the sky, on the artificial turf of the playground were couples of black and white newcomers, and the runway was full of students watching the excitement and relatives and friends carrying cameras and DVs.

Luo Yue wore a white down jacket over her wedding dress, but her hands were still cold, and she kept stuffing them dishonestly into my clothes, complaining about the weather while looking around for Su Ling.

The light on the playground is not very bright, there are many people, and the voices are chaotic. It is not easy to find the two people from the pair of people who are dressed the same.

But finally, at the side of the temporary podium, almost at the same time I saw Ye Wen, Luo Yue yelled, "Su Ling!"

I tugged on Luo Yue to prevent her from rushing over with a long skirt and a cumbersome veil.

On this side, Luo Yue walked forward along my pace while competing with me, on the other side, Ye Wen and Su Ling walked towards us slowly.

The bouquet of music and fireworks, combined with the red carpet laid out around the lawn, and the school leader's staid speech, together are a bit nondescript, but even so, I still feel that it was rushed to catch up with this group wedding. Preparing for marriage is worth it.

Ye Wen is walking in front of me now, only a few steps away, I can even smell his special perfume.Not for anything else, just because I can go around the field with him in the blessings of relatives and friends from all walks of life, and it is worth it.

Towards the end, the four of us separated again in twos and went to say goodbye to our parents as originally planned.

This lively and sensational atmosphere, my mother's nagging coupled with Luo Yue's father's tears intertwined with Luo Yue's heartless smile, made people want to stop and sigh with emotion about life, but unfortunately there was no time to stop.

In the end, according to the preparations in advance, I drove the royal blue Wrangler and Luo Yue embarked on a honeymoon trip.

Of course, there is a purpose in arranging a honeymoon on the day of the wedding.

After smoking two cigarettes at the appointed place, I finally saw the familiar car in the rearview mirror. I was busy explaining to Luo Yue a few more precautions when driving, then opened the door and jumped out. Stamped out the cigarette butt and ran to Ye Wen who just got out of the car.

I didn't care that Su Ling was still on the side, so I rushed forward and hugged him tightly, not letting go, because Luo Yue laughed at him for a long time.

After I finally bid farewell to Luo Yue and Su Ling who also expressed emotion, I asked Ye Wen, "Which direction are we going?" Because we had agreed to take a trip with no destination, so I was just in the car with him Stuffed with all kinds of daily necessities, there is no fixed direction.

Ye Wen got into the driver's seat first, "I'm driving today, you just sit down."

The two of them tacitly didn't mention their feelings about today's wedding, and they were silent all the way.After getting out of the car, I realized that I was in a familiar place again.

Familiar environment, familiar buildings, and it has been almost a year since the last visit.

Ye Wen explained: "Because this store is mine, it is easier to prepare. I have closed the store a few days in advance and given all the employees leave. Now it is filled with people I know."

Sure enough, when he opened the door, he saw Chen Kai, Yue Chen, Li Qiang, San Fatty, Er Gao, Yang Doudou, Luo Yue, Su Ling...all familiar faces.

Chen Kai acted as master of ceremonies.

Ye Wen and I stood face to face in front of the crowd.

Luo Yue hugged Su Ling's neck, whistling and bluffing.

Ye Wen took out two small boxes and handed one of them to me.

Thinking of the time when I was looking for a ring in the study, I couldn't help but smile. I guessed that when I opened the box, I would see that rough aquamarine ring. Who knew that the ring embedded in pure white velvet was not mine when I opened the box. The imaginary one.

"Hey?"

"Ah."

"I clearly..."

"I picked it up."

"Haha."

"Don't smirk."

"But this ring is for the middle finger."

"When I was in Shenzhen, I used it to resize."

I took out the black opal ring, and saw the word "United" engraved on the inner ring.It's very naive, but no one is shrewd when it comes to relationships. It's better to be a fool than to calculate every step of the way.

Taking a deep breath, I took Ye Wen's left hand, twirled and slowly put the ring on his ring finger, and when I pushed it to the end, I held his hand tightly, kissed him on the mouth, and called him quite proudly. ,"young married woman."

Ye Wen also took out the ring adorned with his fingerprints, put it on for me and blew in my ear, "Don't call too early, maybe who will be the top in the future."

I held his face, "Daughter-in-law, people have to learn to face the reality, come and call your husband to listen."

Ye Wenhuan hugged my waist and pressed his lips to my waist.

The long kiss was over, and the booing didn't stop, Ye Wen took my hand, wrote the word "lian" in the palm of my hand with his finger, and said with a smile: "Left ears are closed, I'm in front of you!" .”

He laughed and I also laughed, "My dear, you are a mixed race, although it is only one-eighth, but we have to follow the international practice and respect the right, that is to say—"

Right is up, left is down.

Thinking about it this way, the silly combination of words is actually quite wonderful.

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After writing for so long, I finally finished the bird~ This is the first time Erjun has finished an article, hurry up...it's too complicated to explain in words, so I won't ramble~

Thank you girls for accompanying Erjun till now. Without you, Erjun may not be able to stick to the present ╮(╯▽╰)╭ !)

And even though Wenwen is over, girls should also believe that Guan Guan Yewen and the others will continue to live happily and sexually under the blessing of the God of Tanmei~

Then let them be happy for them, and the second gentleman will change the two to toss, baahaha

A new article is being prepared, let’s make a preview, it’s about Yue Chen, you can wait for the next article if you don’t want to see Er Jun smashing the big straight boy Yue Mao’s balls~ In short, the supporting actors in the article will explain to them one after another Yes, the article may not be long, but I still want to write everyone’s different stories ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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Accidentally babbled again, well let’s get down to business, ouch!

It's over, Erjun will prepare a new article and modify the bugs and bugs in front of this article within three days, so there will be no more episodes within three days~

(On the 30th, the second gentleman will go home to accompany his mother to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival, and he may not have time to update the article, anyway, try his best!)

Aww!The point is!So don't click in if you see the words "updated" within three days!Xiuwen!It must be Xiuwen!

Finally, before going home, I will probably open the new article first. If you are interested, you can try to grab the first sofa of the new article.Erjun: Anyway, the Lun family is my real mother!Everyone: You really are a bastard, so pitiful, you must be brainless...]