Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

100 questions about the relationship between husband and wife, I am the obscene host Tsui Tsui, please invite my partner Yiyi and today's guest, stepmother and author Erjun

Guan Guan: Hey, guest, am I my wife and I?

Host: You two are pig feet, and the guest is your stepmother

Ye Wen smiled softly: I believe Er Jun is his real mother

Guan Guan: Who said that!

Ye Wen: It is said that I will counterattack after the episode [smile]

1 May I have your name?

Guan Guan: His name is Ye Wenruo!

Ye Wen: His name is Guan Erque

2 What is the age?

Guan Guan: Ye Zi, you answer first

Ye Wen: One year older than Guan Guan

Guan Guan: ...

3 gender is?

Guan Guan: Pure man!

Ye Wen: Is there any doubt about this?As the protagonist of a tanmei novel, if I say that I have a female character next to it, will you really not give Er Jun a negative score?

Guan Guan: Ye Zi, you talk a lot today...

4 What is your personality like?

Ye Wen: It’s the opposite of Guan Guan.

Guan Guan: Hey, one word, man!

Moderator: You have won!real!

5 The character of the other party?

Guanguan: two words, be careful

Ye Wen: Heartless

Soy Sauce Xiaoyi: Guan Guan, your elementary school math was taught by the physical education teacher, so it is obviously five words

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Guan Guan: When I graduated last year, in the bar in front of the school

Ye Wen: On June 2010, 6, the mix in Wudaokou...Er Jun, can I ask for a cp change?

Erjun: Next question!

7 The first impression of the other party?

Guan Guan: The best!

Ye Wen: Young Literary and Artistic Youth

Er Jun: Ye Zi, my mother is sorry for you, I should give you a pair of glasses, hey...

8 What do you like about each other?

Guan Guan: Hey, hey, hey [Looking at Ye Wen silly]

Ye Wen: I've always wanted to keep a pet dog, but unfortunately I don't have the time.

9 What do you hate about each other?

Guan Guan: Cleanliness.The last time I wanted to give my little third son the overnight chicken, he educated me for half an hour!

Ye Wen: After three nights, in summer, I was on a business trip in those few days.

Er Jun: Ye Zi, you haven’t answered the question yet.

Ye Wen: Please read the title of this article, and can you ask some technical questions?

host:……

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Guanguan: What is correlation?Sexuality?

Ye Wen: Not good.

11

What do you call each other?

Guan Guan: My wife, dear, baby, Ye Zi, big Ye Ye, small Ye Ye, yellow Ye Ye...

Ye Wen: Shut up.

Guan Guan: Hey, let me give you a nickname.

Ye Wen: Shut up.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Guan Guan: Dearest husband, well, this is not bad.

Ye Wen: Leaves.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Guan Guan: Red-eyed Anglo, when I saw it a few days ago, I felt like

Ye Wen: Blue Eyed Husky

(Uncle messed in: I don’t have blue eyes yet, and there are few good bloodlines, but if you like it...)

(Yue Chen continued to mess in: Puppy, stop making trouble, go home and sleep)

14 (Question from Primary One) Ye, if Guan Guan wants to shave you, will you agree?

Ye Wen: Did you cut your hair?He's already tried it once.

The second gentleman messed in: Student Ye, please pay attention to the problem!

Ye Wen: So... I have trimmed his hair, is this answer satisfactory?

Primary One: Continue to ask: Did the client struggle?Are the parties dissatisfied?

Did the parties retaliate behind their backs?

Ye Wen: Timing is very important, I don’t think there is any need to explain it.

15

If you give a gift, what will you give to the other party?

Guan Guan: Oh, I plan to give him a lens this Christmas.

Ye Wen: Let’s not talk about the previous ones, but keep them secret in the future.

16 (Reminder question) When did you find out that you fell in love with the other party?

Guan Guan: It must be love at first sight Ye Wen: ... I think this question is difficult to define accurately, so I refuse to answer

Guan Guan: You just said that the answer is the same as mine?

Ye Wen: ...

17 (Continue to urge) Actually, I really want to know when my son hooked up with his wife in MIX for the first time, the wife thought he was a god, Xiaobai, LOLI?

Ye Wen: It looks very simple, a bit stupid, how do you classify this?

Guan Guan: Hey, how stupid are you!

18

Do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party? If so, where is it?

Guan Guan: No Dissatisfaction!

Ye Wen: Lying has no technical content, it is hard to believe.

19

what are your hobbies

Ye Wen: Collect some things, such as rings.

Guan Guan: Does it count if you like to drink soy milk?

The second gentleman messed in: Girls all know that you are an anthropomorphic sweet soy milk, change to another one!

Guan Guan: Oh...does it count if you like having sex with Ye Zi?

20

What did the other party hate

Guan Guan: Ye Zi has a lot of useless clothes piled up. I sometimes remodel and add some creativity, but he doesn't seem to like it.

Ye Wen: He cut a Yves Saint Laurent the day before yesterday.Then, he doesn't like me helping him clean up the mess.

21

Where did the relationship between the two go?

Guan Guan: That's obvious [looking at Ye Wen and giggling]

Ye Wen: I had a wedding with him in China and got a certificate abroad.

Guan Guan: Do you need to get a certificate if you want to have children? Will it count as bigamy? 【Be stared at by Ye Wen~~】

22

(Xiaoyi enters randomly) If you use the title of a song to describe the other party?

Off Off: The Sound of Silence

Ye Wen: [Kanguanguan] Why did you choose this song?

Guan Guan: I suddenly thought of it

Ye Wen: [a look of doubt]

Guan Guan: Really, I suddenly thought of it!

Er Jun: Ye Zi, you haven't answered the question yet...【Ignored by Huali】

23

A frequent date spot?

Guan Guan: Dating, it seems that there are more bedrooms in the end

Ye Wen: Will travel by car, undecided destination

24

What kind of preparations will you make for each other's birthday?

Guan Guan: I have bought a guitar and are in touch!I plan to go downstairs and sing love songs to him!

Ye Wen: [soft voice] Please keep it secret, I learned how to cook his favorite dish.

25

Which of the two confessed first?

Guan Guan: Me.

Ye Wen: It is worth mentioning that he is really slow.

Guan Guan: [Pinch Ye Wen's chin and move towards him] Say it again——

Second gentleman: XD

26

How much do you like each other?

Guan Guan: I really, really, really, really like it!

Ye Wen: [Looking over] Probably, I know a little more than myself.

27

So, do you love each other?

1 minutes passed

5 minute has passed...

Er Jun: Let’s go to the next question, I don’t know how long these two will be kissing ╮(╯▽╰)╭

28

What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Guan Guan: Say you miss me [with a pure face]

Ye Wen: I have always been ignorant of him, and I have already resigned to my fate.

29

What would you do if you felt that the other person was suspected of having a change of heart?

Guan Guan: Tied up, don't give him a chance!

Ye Wen: I will not change my mind with him, because the second gentleman is my real mother (it seems that something strange has mixed in ←←)

30

Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Guan Guan: My Ye Zi will not change her mind!

Ye Wen: [Disdain] What did you say in the last question?

Guanguan: Goodness is like a stream ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Ye Wen: Understandable, but unforgivable.

31

What if the other person is more than an hour late for an appointment?

Guan Guan: How can it be delayed for an hour? I have already called him, okay? I will pick him up if I have any questions, okay?

Ye Wen: Same as him.

32

The other party's sexy expression?

Guan Guan: [smirk] when biting lip

Ye Wen: For example now

Guan Guan: I said biting your lip is when you are about to [beep——].

33

When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Guan Guan: That time on Huangshan, hehe, hehehe

Ye Wen: I don’t know which time is the best, but when listening to him sing

Guan Guan: Hey, when did you say that?

Ye Wen: [kiss on]

34

Er Jun: Hey, do you want to let the two of you have sex during the intermission!

Guan: Let’s continue to answer the questions.

Ye: Are you still shy?

Guan: I have watched the live broadcast for girls many times, please fill in the rest, Ye Zi is exclusive to my family~ (what else got mixed in)

35

What do you feel happiest about?

Guan: When I woke up in the morning and saw him by my side, I felt very happy and fulfilled holding him.

Ye: Same as above, if he didn't wake me up every time with his dishonesty.

36

Ever quarreled?

Close: hey hey

Ye: Host, please pour me a glass of water.

37

What are the fights about?

Guan: Please give me a cigarette by the way.

Ye: Then I'll switch to black coffee.

Guan: No coffee allowed!

Ye: Aren't you a smoker?

[The two are demonstrating and answering questions on the spot...]

38

Cough cough, how to reconcile after that?

Guan: [smacks lips] When did we quarrel?

Ye: Trouble, a glass of water, thirsty.

39

Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Guan: The host is on the wrong channel, right?

Ye: Sorry, this article is in the modern city and does not involve supernatural elements, but if I change the channel, I am willing.

Guan: Hey hey, hey hey hey, hey hey hey

40

When will you feel loved?

Guan: When he cooks for me clumsily.

Ye: When being hugged.

41

What is your expression of love?

Guan: All the girls know, this article is No.1, okay?I'm the main character!

Er Jun: ...

Ye: I heard that I am possessive, but I don't feel it myself.

42

When will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Guan: I wanted to have sex with him last time, but he refused, and that’s when [curling lips]

Ye: Not so far. 【Looking at Guan Guan and sighing】

43

What do you think is the flower that matches each other?

Guan: He has planted a lot of white roses.

Ye: Dog tail flower.

44

Is there something the two are hiding from each other?

Guan: That, that... I still have an encrypted folder in my computer, which contains that and that, good stuff, you know

Ye: [smiling] How could it be possible to hide it.

Er Jun: I hate black belly...

45

Do you feel inferior, why?

Guan: When I was a child, I felt inferior because I didn’t have a father, but now it’s nothing.

Yeh: Everyone should feel inferior. Human beings are small.

Erjun: Cough, this is entertainment, so serious, Ye Zi...

Ye: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Er Jun: Please blow away the fake leaves on it

46

Do you have a sweet tooth?

Close: sweet soy milk

Ye: Actually, I’m not picky about food. I like both sweet and salty food. [Kanguanguan] Also, soy milk is not for me.

47

Is the relationship between the two public or secret?

Guan: Is it public?

Ye: Semi-public, all friends know, and some family members keep it secret.

48

Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Guan: Please read "Sao Nian, You Lost Your Morality", dear, there is an answer~

Ye: I think attacking and suffering is a psychological issue.

49

How to decide to attack?

Guan: I was originally one, pure one!

Ye: I often bet recently, and the one who loses is next.

50

Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Guan: Very happy, very satisfied

Ye: As long as he is satisfied [smile]

51

Where was the first H?

Guan: What kind of private kitchen restaurant?

Ye: This question is ambiguous, so I don't want to answer it.

52

How did you feel?

Guan: [Reminiscence] Cool, super cool, damn it, it's so good!

Ye: It’s probably the opposite of what he feels [smiles]

53

What did the other party look like at that time?

Close: no clothes, great figure

Ye: a mad dog

54

What's your first word in the morning?

Guan: Fuck me!

Ye: I slept until noon

55

H times per week?

Guan: Is he going to fuck me or is he going to fuck me?

Ye: Single or days?

56

Then let's talk about how many times each of them went to each other!

Guan: [Crack your fingers to count]

Ye: [Laguanguan's hand whispers]

Guan: He fucks me, he fucks me, really.

57

Ideally, how many times a week?

Guan: The feeling that no number of times is enough...

Ye: Do it when you want, unlimited times is better

58

What kind of H is it?

Guan: Please go to the river crab chapter!

Ye: Smile]

Audience: Let's take a look at the crabs!

59

Have you ever played something special, you know

Guan: Yes, just last time——

Ye: Keke, it’s all very common

60

Both of you are attacking, let’s talk about the feeling of watching and receiving.

Guan: It hurts so badly, I don’t like it at all!

Ye: He is lying, and I should feel similar to him.

61

Your most sensitive place?

Guan: my little brother

Leaves: thighs and ribs

62

Where is the other party most sensitive?

Off: ribs and back I think

Ye: His neck is very sensitive

63

Describe the other party at H in one sentence?

Guan: It seems that there are always reservations, but I love

Leaf: Vigorous

64

Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Guan: I have always liked it, please read the title of this article, and since I got married with Ye Zi...very addicted

Ye: I like it.

65

Where is H in general?

Close: bed, bathroom, floor, kitchen, car, office...

Ye: Usually a bed.

66

H place you want to try?

Off: Beach!

Leaf: swimming pool.

Second gentleman: XD

67

Is the shower before or after H?

Guan: Let's go, leaf clean freak

Ye: He often makes love to me with sweat all over his body

68

Is there any agreement at H?

Off: without tools

Ye: Except for special circumstances, no more than three times a night

69

Have you ever had sex with someone other than your partner?

off: yes

Leaf: yes

Erjun: ...Is it necessary to be so concise!

off: yes

Leaf: yes

Er Jun: Is it really related to question 69?

70

Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Guan: Anyway, the leaves in my house are mine inside and out!

Ye: I am more inclined to get hearts.

Guan: The body of the Lun family is also given to you (Nima was messed into again)

71

What would you do if the other person was raped by a thug?

Guan Guan: Uh... [looks at Ye Wen]

Ye Wen: I think the thugs are the ones who will be raped

72

Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

(Why is it all a question of h)

Guan: Look at my expression, these four words don’t exist in Grandpa’s dictionary

Ye: No, actually I am very open-minded (it’s strange again)

73

If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Guan: [looks left and right] You won't tell Ye Zi my answer, will you?

Erjun: No way~

Guan: Ahem, no!

Er Jun: So disappointed...

Ye: [smiling] Of course not.

74

Do you think you are good at H?

Guan: Let Ye Zi answer, aha

Ye: I am very skilled

Guan: Did you get the answer right?

Ye: This is the truth [smiles]

75

What about the other party?

Guan: Ah, ha, Ye Zi, the body is amazing

Ye: [smiling] I just want to say, should I be happy that he is good at h?

Guan: [cold sweat]

76

What do you want the other party to say during H?

Guan: I have always had a dream!Leaf can imitate GV for a while

Ye: I love you.

77

Which expression do you like more when the other party is H?

Guan: He always makes me excited when he looks at me. Speaking of this topic, there seems to be a similar...

Ye: Panting with head up

78

Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Off: Sex is instinctive, of course

Ye: You are quite academic.

Guan: I didn’t talk about me, it’s talking about others, others

79

Are you interested in SM?

Guan: Actually, I still have a dream...

Ye: If you let me do s, you can try

Guan: Oh...

80

If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Guan: I just ask him

Ye: Investigate the cause

81

How do you feel about rape?

Guan: Fuck, do you want to kill me with such a sensitive issue!

Ye: The karmic cycle of retribution is not good

Guan: ...It's actually quite cool

Erjun: Guan, you are in a hurry with culture

82

What is the more painful thing in H?

Guan: Being counterattacked...

Ye: He has played too many tricks recently

Erjun: Nosebleed XD Ask for tricks!

Guan Ye: Er Jun, let's go, you have written more than 50 yuan and still don't stop, go wash up and sleep, we are still rushing to have a baby

83

In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Close: Grassland, open-air roof

Ye: I am more anxious

Guan: Hey, you obviously had a good time that time, okay?

Ye: Next question

84

Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Guan: The leaves are tempting me all the time!Like now! 【refer to】

Ye: He has always been very active, you know

85

What was the attacker's expression at that time?

Guan: When I attacked, he must be very handsome.

Ye: I think this question should be answered by the other party. When he was in school, he was very hungry.

Guan: Oh, he frowned when he attacked

Ye: When he is about to climax, his expression is very ferocious

Guan: Do you think you had a relaxed expression at that time?

Ye: Easier than you

Guan: I'm just taking it easy

Ye: not good

……

86

Has the attacker committed any acts of violence?

Guan: I think it’s more appropriate to call it fun

Leaf: yes

Erjun: This answer has a lot of connotations...

87

What was the recipient's reaction?

Guan: The weather is fine today

Ye: The weather was good yesterday

Er Jun: It’s going to snow in Beijing ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Moderator: ... I want to resign

88

What is the ideal type of sex partner for you?

Guan: [Kan Yewen] My erotic dream and masturbation object will always be you

Ye: It is impossible to achieve in this life

Guan: What do you mean?

Ye: Then you satisfy me?

89

Does the current partner meet your ideals?

Guan: I still have a dream

Ye: he's fine

Guan: Why are you so cooperative all of a sudden?

Ye: [smiles]

90

Have you ever used small props in H?

Guan: Yes, but I still have a dream!

Ye: Everyone knows that I prefer natural wind

Erjun Chaos: Star Eyes] Is nature wild?Isn't that Guan Er?

leaf:……

91

When did yours first happen?

Guan: When I was in middle school, I can’t remember the details

Ye: 14 years old

Guan: Hey, why didn't you say that!

Ye: [touching the juncture] Huh?Didn't I say that?

92

Was the object at that time the current lover?

off: no

Ye: no

Erjun: How did the atmosphere change...

93

Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Close: mouth

Ye: all good

94

What's your favorite place to kiss someone?

Guan: As long as it is on him, I like it

leaves: eyes

95

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?

Guan: Lying down like a dead body?

Ye: For example, like this—Guan Guan, it’s cool, continue, um, here it is...

Er Jun: The product above is not Ye Wen, the identification is complete

Ye: By the way, I won’t let him stay dead forever.

96

What do you think about when H?

Guan: What can you think about, do it

Ye: Sometimes inexplicably think of some little things in life

97

What is the number of H times in one night?

Guan: When you want more, you feel that the more the better

Ye: Agreed, no more than three times

98

During sex, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Guan: I'm too busy taking off his clothes, I don't have time to take off my own

Ye: I prefer him to help me take it off, he looks good with his head down

99

What is H to you?

Guan: Life is necessary, just like eating and peeing

Ye: A way of expressing I love you

100

please say something to your lover

Guan: Leaf I Love You

Ye: Strictly speaking, we have already passed the stage of lovers, and we have obtained a marriage certificate.

Er Jun: The last question of the leaves is all you bastard!Give me a good confession!

Ye: I prefer practical actions

Guan: Let’s try one! 【Come over】

Ye: [stands up and pulls the curtain] I'm sorry, it's private and not shared.

Erjun: [Poke a hole in the curtain to peep]

Guan: I just said that I want us to switch identities for a test.

Ye: How about switching identities and having sex?

Guan: Guan Guan, you are so handsome, you have a great body, and your dick is really thick!

Ye: I knew it would be like this.

Er Jun: Hello!Don't turn off the lights! ! ! ! ! !Aww! ! !By the way, I haven't appeared in the second half of Xiaoyi.

Xiaoyi: The Lun family is here~ Carrying the DV~ Hoho~ You can sell it for money after editing~

Reminder: I am Reminder Superman in the form of Guan Xiaosan with a big face!

Er Jun: Let’s wash up and sleep ╮(╯▽╰)╭