Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

Next, Li Qiang took me to copy my ID card and fill out various entry forms.I'm really convinced of the company's entry form. There are three pages in total. The first two pages are pretty normal, but the last page is full of questions about birthday blood type, height, weight, favorite color, season, and food.

"I said Master Qiang, these questions are too gossip, right?"

Li Qiang replied to me: "It's better to be more specific. This is called caring for the physical and mental health of employees."

I thought of all kinds of men in the company, "Well, it's a shame to have you as the chief designer. You are suitable for personnel work."

Li Qiang drank coffee with a shelf in his hand, "Stop talking nonsense and keep filling."

This is the first time for me to apply for a job, and I have tossed back and forth. To sum it up in one sentence, it's really fucking annoying, annoying!

I just arrived at Li Qiang's office at around eleven o'clock. I finished the contract at 11:30 and filled out various forms in the early twelve o'clock. Then I wrote my self-introduction and became familiar with the work content.

In the end, Li Qiang and his elders were still reluctant, "By the way, I have to tell you about the interview questions last time."

"I'll go," I clutched my stomach, "Master Qiang, can you let me go out for a meal in a humanitarian spirit, let's talk when we come back if we have anything to say?"

Li Qiang looked at the wrought iron wall clock on the wall, with a suddenly enlightened expression, "It's so late, let's go, I'll take you to dinner, let's talk while eating."

Li Qiang followed me to the door, then suddenly turned back and looked in the drawer and brought something over.His face was full of red light, and he said in a proud tone, "This is an ipad, a new tablet computer released by Apple. It hasn't been officially released in China yet. I brought it back from the United States on a business trip some time ago."

I glanced at the baby lump he was holding, "Look at your smelly appearance, it's important to eat."

Li Qiang adjusted his glasses, "I don't know the goods."

"Oh, by the way, where do you usually eat?" I asked when I walked out of the studio.

Li Qiang patted me on the shoulder, "Let me tell you, it's really lucky that you can meet the brother at the job fair. Our company has staff lunch at noon, and because the boss is picky about food, the dishes are pretty good." good."

"Ah? What kind of food? You're doing charity with your boss, and every day you're with your employees, Bao Shen?"

Li Qiang pointed forward obliquely, "It's right here, it's very close and convenient, right? Although there are no precious materials, the chefs who cook are all master chefs from the hotel, and their craftsmanship is absolutely undeniable."

Li Qiang really didn't fool me.Although the dining place is not too big, it is decorated in a simple and natural style, with warm gray wallpaper, long wooden tables and benches, rattan chandeliers and pottery vases, and it looks comfortable and clean with a checkered tablecloth.

Because it was past dinner time, when I went in with him, I hardly saw any colleagues left, and the auntie started to collect the tables and sweep the floor.

Li Qiang pointed to the window, "There, my special seat."

Really never forget to show off.

But let alone, the food here is really good. Although the appearance is average, the taste is better than that of some famous restaurants I have eaten.

I gobbled it up, but Li Qiang put down his chopsticks after taking two casual bites, picked up his precious tablet and said, "Eat, let me tell you about the psychological test questions in the interview last time."

"Huh?" I continued to chew the broccoli in my mouth, "What kind of psychological test?"

"Let's talk about this question first. What are the gender characteristics of monozygotic twins? You chose the same gender, right?" Li Qiang looked mysterious.

"Yeah, right?"

Li Qiang read to his tablet, "Those who choose A, your sexual orientation is - 90% homosexual orientation."

"What?" I really felt like I had heard it wrong.

Li Qiang looked calm, "That means you are gay, so the next question, Jin Jin, you chose flexibility, right?"

I can't remember, so I answered yes casually.

Li Qiang stroked the goatee on his chin, "Choose someone with good flexibility, your abnormality index is 80%."

"Fuck!" I put down the bowl and grabbed his tablet, "You show me!"

Li Qiang withdrew his body, "Don't get excited, the metamorphosis index of the hard one is 90%, you're not too bad."

"I'll fuck your uncle's Li Qiang, so just be bored."

"Call me Jerry! Cough, this is a serious psychological test question, why am I bored?"

I continued to eat without hesitating to look up at him.

As a result, Li Qiang, an old man, continued to read the answers to me.Listening all the way, I am gay plus perverted plus sex-hungry plus like riding position plus SM tendency or M.

He put down the tablet in satisfaction, "That's all for now, I'll find you some other interesting topics later."

I grinned at him, "Have you enjoyed it? Is it interesting to arrange me differently?"

"Who programmed you? These are all serious psychological test questions."

"Then why don't you choose one and let me have a look? Let's talk about the abnormality index, you choose."

Li Qiang smiled smugly, "If I choose, it's not the metamorphosis index but the metamorphosis, the kind of metamorphosis where a tadpole turns into a frog."

He continued his perverted conversation, and I buried myself in my soup.

"Jerry, come to my office later."

Hearing this sound, I raised my head as if I had been shocked, with a vegetable leaf still hanging from my mouth.

Tall and tall, wearing a white shirt, walks beautifully, fuck me!

Li Qiang stood up, "Guan Guan, just to introduce you, this is..."

I stood up, and the vegetable leaf slipped into my mouth, "I'm fucking you! It's you!"

I was a little dazed, I just stared at that face, I couldn't figure out what kind of situation it was, the top-quality man who couldn't find anyone appeared in front of me again for no reason? !

Li Qiang looked at me and behind him, and asked, "You...know each other?"

"I know!"

"do not know."

The atmosphere was very strange, and Li Qiang tactfully stayed on the sidelines.

"I'll go, why don't you know him?" I walked around Li Qiang, feeling short, "Ye Wen, right? Why the fuck are you always elusive, and where did you come from now? "

Ye Wen frowned and looked at me, apparently also surprised.

Fuck!Frowning is so damn good looking.I admit that countless kinds of unsuitable thoughts popped up in my mind for a moment. I remember who said that men have sexual fantasies every 6 seconds on average. Now it seems that it is probably true.

He looked at Li Qiang, Li Qiang looked at me, I looked at him, and then he asked Li Qiang, "Who is this person?"

Damn it, I'm still pretending to be here.Before I could speak, Li Qiang answered, "Oh, his name is Guan Guan, he is a new designer, he graduated from the Fifth Comprehensive University, didn't you also see the photos of their graduation exhibition this year? He also said that he did a good job. "

"The design of the new move?" Ye Wen looked at me again, as if he had never seen me before.

"Yes, I'm here to apply for employment today." Li Qiang looked at me with complicated eyes.

"Have you applied for employment?" Although Ye Wen pretended not to know me, his face was not good-looking.

"That's right, I'm here to sign the contract of sale today." I took another step forward, just barely touching Ye Wen's body, "What's the matter? Could it be that you are also in this company? Then we are really destined. , we will be colleagues from now on.”

Ye Wen took half a step back, hooked the corner of his mouth on the left side, sneered, turned around, and said a word with his back to me——

"Have you already joined the job? Then open it for me, immediately."