Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

I had already agreed with Yue Chen to go to his house and ask him to help me celebrate my birthday. Because of this, I pushed San Fatty and Er Gao to invite me to fight monsters in the game to celebrate my birthday, but I declined Luo Yue It is a good intention to suggest that the whole class have a good time together.As a result, because of Ye Wen's incident today, I completely forgot about my birthday. If it weren't for Li Qiang's phone call just now, I might have just returned to Wudaokou.

Although I don't like the cats in Yuechen's room, I like the dishes he cooks. Before the interview on Monday morning, he reported the menu to me, which made me greedy. This matter was fully agreed to.

Fortunately, I remembered it in time. There are only a few stops from Zhichun Road to Xizhimener, otherwise I would have to go back to school to remember and go the wrong way.

I arrived at the door of Yue Chen's house at around six o'clock. Before knocking on the door, I was drooling thinking about the dishes, but who knew that no one answered me after ringing the doorbell for a long time.

Still at get off work?No, he promised me to take a few hours off.Did you go grocery shopping?No way, if you haven't cooked at this point, it's hard to eat tonight.

Maybe he fell asleep?I rang the doorbell again, sticking my finger on it and not letting go.

There were meowing sounds from inside the door, and the doorbell rang for about half a minute before Yue Chen's footsteps were heard.

I yelled through the door, "Fuck your uncle, why are you hiding in the house doing something shameful?"

It really is what it says.

As soon as the door opened, I saw Yue Chen's face, the wheat-colored skin was flushed, the forehead was sweating, and the expression was very strange.

I froze for a second or two, "I'm going! Did I come at the wrong time?" See if I messed up something good.

"Come in first." Yue Chen's expression was still very strange.

I took half a step back, afraid that I would bump into a naked woman when I entered the room, "Then what, you are busy, I will go back, see you later."

"Come in!" Yue Chen grabbed my arm and slipped me into the room.

I cleared my throat on purpose, and then looked around, except for cats or cats, and I didn’t see any naked women, and I looked in the toilet, and there was nothing there either.

I breathed a sigh of relief, just as I was about to enter the room, I was grabbed by Yue Chen. He looked at the room and at me, and after a long time of deliberation, he said: "Then what... Shut her up, she gave birth."

"what?"

"Guan Guan has a baby."

"Fuck me!"

"Hush—keep your voice down so you don't frighten her!"

"It's actually alive, so why haven't I seen the kitten yet? I'll go and see."

Before I could take a step, Yue Chen grabbed me again, "Don't go, it's still alive, I just watched the first one come out with my own eyes!"

As soon as I heard this, I became interested, "Is it alive? That's even more important. I haven't seen a cat give birth yet!"

As soon as I shook my hand, I didn't shake off Yue Chen and let him press the wall with a "bang".

Well, what happened today, this is the second person who pushed me against the wall.

Yue Chen looked nervous, and said in a low voice: "Don't make trouble, cats and cats can't meet strangers when they give birth, I'm afraid she won't give birth when she sees you and is afraid, this is the first one just given birth, her belly Still drumming."

"Come on, you," I pushed him away from me, "do you want to give birth like shit, and you can hold it back? I'll just take a look."

I turned sideways and wanted to sneak over, but Yue Chen held me down again, and he gave me a look, "Besides, mother cat has the habit of moving house and changing nests with her baby in her mouth. I'm afraid she will run around with her baby in her mouth."

Yue Chen's eyes were so angry that Li Kui beat Zhang Fei, come on, I raised my hands above my head, "I can't compete with you, I don't want to watch the show."

Only then did Yue Chen let me go, nodded and walked into the room. I followed him on tiptoe. He had just walked two or three steps before he suddenly turned his head. I cleared my throat, "Then what...you fucking Are you patronizing the cat? Have you forgotten why you called me here today?"

Yue Chen sighed embarrassingly, "I haven't forgotten."

I pointed to the cold pot and stove in the kitchen, "I'm waiting to eat."

Yue Chen turned around and walked towards the porch, he didn't forget to pull me out of the room along the way, it seemed that he was completely preventing me from going to see the cat.He took my hand and walked to the refrigerator, opened the door and took out two bottles of sweet soy milk for me.

"I'm afraid to turn off the cold, so I dare not turn on the air conditioner. You should drink this first to cool down and cushion your stomach. I ordered takeaway from the barbecue shop downstairs. It should be delivered in a while. Let's make do with it today. Wait for two days I'll make it up to you again."

He didn't tell me that I didn't feel it yet, but when I said it, I realized that the air conditioner was not turned on in this room, and it was stuffy and hot.I opened the cap and downed half a bottle, let out a sigh of relief, drinking iced soy milk in summer is simply a kind of enjoyment.

Yue Chen moved a small stool in front of the refrigerator, and said to me: "Sit here first and don't move around. There are still some side dishes in the refrigerator. You can eat first. I have to accompany Guan Guan now. You must not follow me." Come."

After he pressed me on the children's plastic round stool with the cheese cat pattern, he turned and entered the house, and he didn't forget to close the sliding door after entering.

Come on, eat skewers, I can bear it, call that yellow raccoon Guan Guan, I can bear it, but why the fuck is it so small?That yellow raccoon must be at odds with my horoscope, if you don't give birth sooner or later, you have to rush to give birth today!Okay, my mother gave me a name, and the bastards still have to have my birthday with me, where the hell is this!

I was annoyed, I threw the finished soy milk bottle in the direction of the trash can, but it didn't go in, it rolled on the ground a few times and made a bang bang sound, just because of this, Yue Chen came out and asked me again After a lesson, I went back immediately after the lesson.

I sat on a small stool and gnawed on the chicken wings I took out of the refrigerator. The more I gnawed, the more annoying I became.

Since there is nothing to eat, why should I stay?It's better to go back to the dormitory and fight monsters with Fatty and Er Gao.

I stood up and stretched. I just walked to the door of the house. Before I stretched out my hand, the door in front of me was pulled open. Yue Chen laughed so hard that he couldn't find his eyes. Hugging, "There are three in total! One is more beautiful than the other! Two boys and one girl! I checked, and there are no more in the stomach! Great, mother and child are safe!"

Yue Chen has been very energetic since he was a child, and when he got so excited, I almost gave him a hard time, "Fuck, you fucking let me go first!"

"Yes yes yes!" Yue Chen let go of me, "I have to get some delicious Bubu for Guan Guan first!"

He went to the refrigerator to get those fish, liver, etc., and put them in the microwave to warm them up. I yawned behind him, "It's done, then I'll go first, your house needs to be repaired, and my real brand has to be closed." It’s offering sacrifices to the Temple of the Five Viscera.”

Yue Chen turned around and smiled apologetically, "Don't be angry, isn't it a coincidence today? Now that she has given birth, and the babies are safe, I can celebrate your birthday with peace of mind."

I pointed to the wall clock on the wall, "Brother, look at the time, what kind of skewers are you calling, even roasted whole lamb should be ready?"

Yue Chen was busy making phone calls to confirm, and hung up the phone after nodding several times in succession.

He quickly put the yellow raccoon's food into the house, then took out a cake box from the lower shelf of the refrigerator, and then dragged me out of the door.

"The owner of the barbecue shop said that business was too busy today, so he forgot, and told us to go down to eat, and he sent a few more bottles of beer."

Just like that, 15 minutes later, Yue Chen and I were sitting at the skewer stand at the gate of the community, blowing a bottle of beer to each other.

After drinking half a bottle, Yue Chen asked, "Tell me, what name should I give the baby?"

I had a half-gnawed chicken wing in my mouth, and I couldn't speak clearly, "Then what, I haven't seen each other yet, so why don't you let me name it?"

Yue Chen hurriedly explained to me that the eldest is a raccoon dd, the second is a pure black girl, and the third looks most like his mother, a yellow raccoon with no stray hair.

I said it was called Big Flower Two Black Three Yellow, and Yue Chen hit me in the face with the peanuts on the plate.

I didn't want to continue talking about cats with him, so I started talking to him about all kinds of things in school recently, telling him that graduation is really more troublesome than the exam, and those teachers in the Academic Affairs Office are less efficient than the other , and then chatted and talked about going to the company to join the company today, and then mentioned Ye Wen logically.

I threw the bamboo stick to the ground, patted my thigh and said, "That's right! I'll return his clothes to him when I go to work on Monday!"

"What clothes?" Yue Chen peeled the edamame.

"As for the clothes sent by the hotel last time, didn't I take them away? I still keep them here with you. Remember to remind me to take them away later."

Yue Chen wiped his hands and looked at me, "Ye Wen is the one who 419ed you before?"

I snatched a bunch of bacon and enoki mushroom rolls from Yue Chen's plate, "Yeah, didn't I just say that? Just that kid, Ye Wen, is now my immediate boss. Don't you think it's just a coincidence?"

Yue Chen stared at the edamame on the plate for a while, then hiccupped and said, "Since you are your boss, you should calm down a bit, don't think about what's there, if you two get better, don't talk about the office." Love, you must be called a bad face by your colleagues directly."

As soon as I heard it, I was happy, "Hey, if he is willing to be nice to me, I can be a little face for him. He ignores me now, and I have nothing to do."

Yue Chen wiped his hands again, then handed me the cake box, "Stop talking about this, come, eat the cake."

As soon as I received the box in my hand, Yue Chen on the other side took out his mobile phone to answer the call. I saw his face change, and his eyes swept across my face, which was very meaningful. I just wanted to ask who it was. See him stand up and look across the road.

The road at the gate of the community is not wide, and there are no people there at the moment, I followed Yue Chen's gaze, and saw a man standing opposite the zebra crossing, waving at Yue Chen.

"Who?"

I looked at Yue Chen, and Yue Chen put down his phone and smiled at me, "Didn't I mention it to you before?"

"Huh?" I looked across the road again, but the man just now was gone.

Yue Chen went on to say: "That's who, don't worry if it's okay, he can live with me."

I just drank three bottles of wine, and I was a little dizzy at the moment. I just turned my head to look for that person again, when I saw a face almost close to mine.

I didn't pay attention, but in the next second, that face was really on my face.

Not only cheek to cheek, but mouth to mouth.

"Crap" sounded.

"Surprise! Shut up, happy birthday!" The person who said this was wearing a huge backpack with dyed yellow hair and grinning... Who is it?

The yellow-haired boy put his backpack on the ground and stared at me, "That's great, you're as tall as that time, I'm very happy."

I looked at this tender little face, and listened to the voice that was obviously in the period of changing voice. Although I guessed it in my heart, I still asked a question with a rigorous and scientific attitude——

"Who the fuck are you?"

The author has something to say: Erjun: I mean, there are a lot of younger sister exams recently, right?

Guan Guan: Facing the exam master, you will either fuck or be fucked, go ahead girls!

Ye Wen: It is very important to maintain a good attitude.

Yue Chen: I have never been caught doing cheat sheets for exams.

Li Qiang: It's hard to fail Conan, hahahaha, hahahaha.

Erjun: By the way, I finally broke out more than [-] today, can I ask for leave tomorrow for a day off?