Online Game: Gossip Demon World II I am not, a prostitute

Let’s start with an insignificant piece of pet theater:

In fact, in the JQ-filled "Gossip Demon World", pets will also be jealous of each other.

The guy who has just entered the pet space has fluffy, fluffy, oily and shiny snow-white fur that makes people feel the urge to stroke and ruthlessly ravage the previous one, plum blossom-shaped small fleshy claws, and a cute face. She shot her face shamelessly.

The jelly feathered snake leaned up curiously and rubbed against it, falling into the beautiful touch of the opponent's fur and unable to extricate itself.

Little Aojiao, Mercury Baby, was ruthlessly jealous.

—Hmph, isn't it just fur?I will change too, who is afraid of whom!

So, when Shi Mo released Mercury Baby to feed him, he was horrified to see——

"Boss, help! Little Aojiao turned herself into a mercury sea urchin!!!"

——Metal, even liquid metal, no matter how thin it becomes, it is still a needle, not a hair! !

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After successfully abducting the little evil spirit beast, the two vicious-looking parents, who had absolutely no choice but to sell their child, took it easy, and graciously brought a large bag of "dowry" and stuffed it into it. into Shi Mo's arms, picked up the small white handkerchief and waved it: "Don't come back to see us~"

——Are there such unscrupulous parents? !

Mo Mo and Lu Jialuo, whose parents were not reliable, both gritted their teeth angrily, and the two monsters immediately ran away and disappeared without a trace.

"Forget it, if your parents don't like you, it's the same if we dote on you!" Shi Mo stuffed a gold coin to the little Pixiu distressedly, completely oblivious to the strange light that flashed in the little guy's eyes.

The transparent ghost leading the way who didn't know where to go just now floated down from the ceiling and rubbed his little heart: "I thought I would be eaten~ Tourists, please go this way~"

He waved the small flag and floated forward, finally passing through a gate.

"This is the inner room of the tomb, come in, everyone~" The way a ghost poked out a head from the closed door and spoke was extremely strange. Shi Mo shuddered, holding the little Pixiu and looking at the dark desert Pushed open the door.

The tomb was actually a field of flowers, with sunflowers, pea shooters, potatoes and watermelons growing sparsely on it. I saw a few people weakly lifting the flowers and leaves and waving them.

Shi Mo twitched the corner of his mouth weakly: "What is this? Plants vs Zombies?"

"Ding ding ding guessed it right~" Transparent Ah Piao shook his head and pointed to a door in front of him: "There are a lot of invulnerable zombies inside that door~ Only the plants here will be effective~ "

Who hasn't played Plants vs. Zombies before? Shi Mo scratched his head: "So we are going to collect sunlight to grow plants and fight zombies?"

"No, no, just let the plants here come back to life~" Transparent Apiao said.

"...This kind of request seems to be more difficult?!"

"It is said that as long as players with the direct bloodline of His Majesty Samael will have their own vegetation-promoting skills, most of the elves will too," Transparent Apiao said, "so this kind of restriction will not be particularly difficult~"

"The elves..." Shi Mo looked at Anyin Cangmo, "Boss, do you know how?"

Anyin Cangmo nodded, and walked to the flower field: "【Spring is in full swing】!"

In an instant, all kinds of plants are thick... Ah, no, they grow up vigorously. The branches and leaves grow into vines. It's like a tropical rainforest.

The door opened with a bang, and the zombies howled and staggered out of the door.

The sunflower flicked the flower plate arrogantly, and a few branches and leaves shot out like a whip, directly staged a sm training drama, tied the zombie tightly, and hung it upside down in mid-air, the pea shooter shot beans and beat the zombie screaming , Potatoes and watermelons consciously threw ammunition to blow up the flesh and blood of the zombies.

"Okay, that's amazing! I've never seen such a serious Plants vs. Zombies!" The little prostitute looked at his boss in admiration.

The zombies have obviously never seen such an active and heavy-mouthed plant, and soon they were defeated by the fiery attacks of the rattan SM queen, the pea sharpshooter, and the watermelon juice drop wax king. When the last zombie howled and fell to the ground At that time, everyone heard the system voice: "The zombies are all wiped out, and the zombie king will appear in 60 seconds. Please prepare for the battle, the countdown begins now!"

"Zombie King, is it the boss?" Shi Mo asked the transparent Apiao.

"Level 87 little boss Zombie King~ He was abused by players before and upgraded to level 90 to become Skeleton King, but he died and came back again. The resentment is very deep~ You have to be careful~ I will run away first. "The transparent Apiao became transparent, completely invisible.

"I ran away so fast! Is this the quality a tour guide should have?! Be careful I'll give you a bad review, dear!" Shi Mo said angrily.

"Here we come!" Anyin Cangmo pulled Shi Mo behind him, and the huge Zombie King kicked the door of the stone room and came out. After seeing them, he gritted his teeth fiercely, and sprayed out a mouthful of concentrated acid.

Dark Cangmo hugged Shi Mo and rolled to the side. The plants in the flower fields were the first to be attacked, and most of them were corroded by concentrated acid, lying on the ground half dead.

——Obviously this zombie king didn't fight with plants!

Anyin Cangmo raised his left hand and unfolded the [Dragon Shield Bracelet], and lifted Shi Mo off the ground with his right hand: "Take the little thing back to the pet space, we can't protect it when fighting zombies! Mercury baby should not be afraid of acid, put it Summon it!"

Shi Mo immediately followed suit, and Baby Mercury waved its tentacle blade to block Shi Mo, facing the Zombie King [Hmph! ] puffed up his chest, with an arrogant expression: "Although I don't like my master, the only one who can bully him is me!".

——Actually, Xiao Tsundere is also very cute~

As soon as the Zombie King saw Baby Mercury, his eyes turned red immediately, and everyone heard a ding sound from the system: "The Zombie King saw the slime and remembered the unbearable past. His anger tank was full and he became a level 89 Skeleton King. Please be careful! .”

"Zombie King, what kind of unbearable jq did you have with the slime? Even a slime that doesn't look like a slime will transform when you see Mercury Baby?!" Shi Mo jittery.

Ding, system Tianyin: "Player Eighteen touched the JQ that Zombie King and Slime had to say, and gained 49380 experience points."

——Even if monsters and monsters can have JQ, the CP of zombies and slimes is much weirder than that of zombies and plants, okay? !

What the hell is going on with this game? !