Online Game: Gossip Demon World II I am not, a prostitute

A group of people successfully used the [Teleport Token] to return to the catacombs of the transparent family, and found the remaining empty coffin, but this time, because the bag of bones was completely transparent, everyone simply put away the work of the puzzle. Handed over to the president alone.

No matter how much you protest "You can't do this to me!" the president can't change the fact that he is the only one who can see the bones. In the end, it turned into the president working hard and transparently serving him tea and water to wipe his sweat. People then start a picnic & pick prize situation.

"Although you still need some time to put together the bones of my beloved partner, I can give this to you in advance." The undead said to Anyin Cangmo and Shi Mo and took out a small box: "This is our It took a long time to find the elixir of birth, but we have no chance to use it, I hope it will be useful to you."

"Thank you, this is very useful for us." An Yin Cangmo said, and quickly took the small bottle from the undead, and looked down: [Pharmaceuticals for Fertility: The key to enabling married players to successfully give birth to eggs props. Ps: Please give it to the side that laid the egg, and it will take 30 minutes to see results. 】

"Is that thing really not expired?" Shi Mo couldn't help muttering.

"Don't worry, this thing has no shelf life." Undead smiled and patted Anyin Cangmo's shoulder, "A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold, so take good care of it! I will send other rewards to you directly."

An Yin Cang Mo gave an evil smile, picked up Shi Mo directly, and teleported it back to their home in the game.

"Then~" Anyin Cangmo took out the bottle and shook it: "Do you want to drink it obediently by yourself, or should I do it?"

Shi Shi took the bottle with tears streaming down his face: "I have no choice, right..."

Dim Cang Mo nodded.

Shi Mo stared at the pink vial for a long time, and finally he drank it with his neck raised.

Ding, the system Tianyin: "The player is dark and deserted, the player Shibamo has started the task of giving birth, and the countdown to [30:00] minutes has started, please ensure the personal safety of the two of you within this time without any harm."

"It seems that we have nothing else to do in these 10 minutes." An Yin Cangmo slowly unbuttoned his shirt, Shi Mo looked at his firm wheat-colored chest muscles, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and rubbed Take a few steps back: "You, what do you want to do?"

"Fuck you." An Yin Cangmo said concisely, "Where else would a child come from?"

"Don't, don't come here! Watch me [undress]!"

"...I didn't expect you to be so active..." Anyin Cangmo looked at the clothes that had fallen on the floor, and smiled lewdly.

"That's, that's not it, QAQ!!!" Shi Mo grasped the neckline of his thin gauze dress, which couldn't be any thinner, and used [Do what he likes] at An Yin Cang Mo, turning into a little fox again, Turn around and run.

"Stop for me!!"

— Who wants to stop! ! !

As a result, the two ran back and forth dozens of times in this house that belonged to them, and finally before the countdown was about to clear, Shi Mo collapsed on the carpet in the house panting while clutching his stomach: "Huh, Huh...I can't run anymore, you can go up if you want..."

"It would have been better to surrender earlier," really.The lewd thief Anyin Cangmo leaned over Shi Mo's body, gently lifted the veil off his body, and planted a kiss on his collarbone, "... so much effort and time wasted in vain..."

Ding, system Tianyin: "30 minutes is up, please get ready for your child's birth."

Shi Mo: "(つД')ノ*゜*:...:*'(*▽*)'*:...:*゜*Baby, you are so awesome!!!"

Darkness: "...||||"

I saw a ball of silvery light slowly condense and rise from Shi Mo's abdomen, then flew to Shi Mo's hand and rolled, finally condensed into a silver fist-sized egg.

"...This is our child?" An Yin Cangmo couldn't help poking the egg with his index finger, and the egg seemed to feel the touch of An Yin Cangmo, and he laughed "giggle" , and in turn rubbed against the dim Cangmo's fingers.

"This feeling is really amazing..." Anyin Cangmo dawdled with the egg, and it took a long time to arrive: "How to hatch him?"

"...I think the president may be more experienced in this matter." Shi Mo said.

"Then ask them later." An Yin Cangmo carefully put the egg aside, "Now we have business to do."

"Hey, hey, you don't want to do it in front of the children, do you?!" Shi Mo became nervous.

"...Anyway, it's just an egg, and the egg has no eyes and ears, so it's okay~"

"This kind of prenatal education is not healthy at all, bastard!!!! In fact, the boss, you are the real lewd thief, bastard!!!" Shi Mo scolded, but An Yin Cangmo stretched out his index finger and pressed his mouth: "Shh ...Don't swear in front of the baby~"

"Woooooooooooooo-"

——The black-bellied prostitute boss is the most annoying thing! ! ! ! ! !

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While the two couples were busy studying sleeping skills on the carpet and rolling around, a small slit was cracked on the small silver egg that was hanging aside, and a pair of eyes sneaked out of the slit.

--puff.

A pair of small pedals broke the eggshell, stood up tremblingly, and jumped to the side of the table with the eggshell on, and looked down curiously on the table.

A fluffy, fluffy, oily and shiny, it looks like a petting, stroking, ruthless and impulsive snow-white hairball is looking at him with its head stretched, its neck stretched, and its watery eyes blinking. .

——Puff~~~~~~~

The silver egg baby happily protruded two white and tender hands from the egg shell, kicked his legs and jumped off the table, just landed in Mao Tuanzi's arms, and rubbed against Mao Tuanzi's hair.

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When the two irresponsible couples finally finished rolling the carpet and collapsed on the ground out of breath, An Yin Cangmo finally remembered to put away his ballsy son, but he looked up , but found that the egg is no longer in his original position ==|||!

Looking again, a small silver egg with arms and legs is grabbing the fur of the little Pixiu and rolling around on the ground, tearing up the ashen-faced face that tossed the cute snow-white creature.

"It seems that this kid has completely inherited his father's dark attribute of liking furry and cute things." Shi Shi lay on the ground hugging a pillow and watched Xiaodan Baobao and Xiao Pixiu writhing, and concluded: "I think he will definitely grow up He's a big whore."

Ding, the system Tianyin: "The system detects the intention of naming, may I ask player Shibamo to name the baby: The World's Number One Thief?"

"...|||"

"I don't want to name my son Xun Thief!!!(╯Д')╯╧═╧!!!!"

"Online Games: Gossip Demon World 2: I'm Not a Thief" End

postscript:

After a year, I finally finished "Online Games: Gossip Demon World 2: I'm Not a Thief". The book has nearly 50 words in total.Of course, in the second half of the journey, the eldest brother lived up to everyone's expectations and finally met with the president transparently. After experiencing various RP incidents in the online game, he finally had a city, a younger brother, a guild, and more beauties and children. Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations ~

Although some people with poor character came to steal articles/shared articles and were caught by me, and then turned back to beat them up without shame, these kind of people who make the author feel chilled are rare after all. Some of the readers are still very cute and very likable.

Here I would like to thank every reader who visits my column every day, supports me in groups and message boards, and shares your joys and sorrows. "Gossip Demon World" can continue for such a long time. Half of it is your fault.

Next, you can stay tuned for "Gossip Demon World 3", which may become a real entity in the future, and "Crossing Online", which is about to resume updating. Of course, don't miss the wonderful "Rebirth: Zombie Doomsday" that is being serialized-this It's a drama with a completely reasoning style, and it's not scary at all~

Lucitiya

09/23/2012

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