Online Game: Gossip Demon World II I am not, a prostitute

The "Bagua Demon World" forum, which is also very lively today, has a new post.

[Hello everyone~~*(^o^)/*! ! !Lord, I'm back! ! !

Posted by: Luzhu who can't get up on Sunday morning

Hello everyone~~ *(^o^)/*! ! !Hi everyone!smell!happy!See!My Lord, I'm back! !

It’s really that the response to the last post was really good, I couldn’t resist everyone’s enthusiastic calls, so I came out to pour water again! !

Luzhu's vest will change with the mood, so everyone just needs to look for the last word "Luzhu"! !

In the last reply, many Devil Realm players expressed their confusion and curiosity about the daily life of Celestial Realm players like Luzhu. The questions they asked included but were not limited to: "Why did you choose Celestial Realm?" "It must be easy to upgrade in the heavenly world!!" "Does the heavenly world also have a JQ system?" And so on, and so on, etc., in order to clarify the misunderstanding of the demon world people about Luzhu and the majority of Tianjie players, Luzhu decided to post again! ! !

First of all, I would like to introduce myself. The master is a college student who studies business management. He usually eats and waits to die. He has time to play games, but he can’t afford to come here to buy all kinds of wonderful props in the mall. However, he is probably a consumer group like the master. Only then will I play "Gossip Demon World", if the players who play the game are the president and the manager, then they are not the rich second generation who are just waiting to die, and their company will definitely collapse sooner or later. It must be the relationship between the design team of "Gossip Demon World" If you don't play games, you can't do your job.

Cough, it's getting too far, Master Lu will come back after drinking a glass of water! !

Ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌（;￣◇￣）┘

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Reply:

Fish just want to eat cats: Pfft, the president lies down. . .This RP. . .

Life is QJ: Our whole company is lying on the ground...

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Cough, the boss is back! ! Ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌（;￣◇￣）┘

Then the lord continues! ! ! !

The three generations of Lord Lu’s ancestors are all devout believers, from his grandparents to his parents to his seven sisters, all of whom carry a cross around their necks and memorize the Bible by heart "XXX, if you do OOO, you will go to hell, blablabla...", but the master is the black sheep of the family. Since he was a child, the master hates being pulled up early on Sunday morning to listen to a bunch of blablablas he can't understand Then it was stuffed with weird-flavored bread and wonderful grape juice. Is it necessary to catch up on sleep on Sundays? !I can't keep my eyes open for a second when I get up early, and I can snore even when I walk! ! ! !At that time, what the old lady loved to say was: "If you don't get up, you will go to hell!", the master immediately wanted to go to hell, no!Everyone there can sleep in late! !

Later, under the ravages of the seven sisters, Luzhu managed to grow into a tender young man. One day, when he was taught by Mama to marry a girl, Luzhu was horrified, okay? !I want to marry a girl who is the same gender and tough as my sisters and come back! !Even the lesbian girl's little hand masturbation feels so scary, isn't it true! ! !Why does Lu mainly marry a sister who is as vicious as talking, cute and face-changing, confiscating Lu's salary card and all entertainment items, and inflicting domestic violence on Lu's master's sister version 2.0! ! !Luzhu obviously likes a man with thick chest muscles and strong arms who can also play dungeons with Luzhu! ! !

So Luzhu completely wants to go to hell. The people there can not only eat well, drink spicy food and sleep late, but also have sex with men. This is the life Luzhu wants. Luzhu doesn’t want to be a believer QAQ! ! ! !

So when I bought "Bagua Demon Realm", Luzhu wanted to go to the Devil Realm wholeheartedly! ! ! !

Compatriots in the heavens, don't hit me cough cough cough...

What Luzhu ran into was a handsome uncle with silver hair and a serious face--later Luzhu found out that it was the people of the Demon Realm Xi!smell!happy!See!Your Majesty S, a cute monster in the devil world - this uncle asked the master to lose his name and filled out a form. After picking it up and looking at it, he frowned and the first sentence he asked was: "Who is the first archangel in the heaven?"

The master Lu, who had been ravaged by three generations of believers in his family at that time, lost his mind in an instant, and immediately replied: "Michael!" Then he waited happily for the compliment, but His Majesty S kicked the master without saying a word I went to the heavens, the master really wants to go to the devil QAQAQAQAQ! ! ! !Your Majesty, you can't do this QAQAQAQAQAQ! ! ! !

In fact, the master carefully studied it later. If the legend that Lucifer took one-third of the angels who fell into the sky is true, then from the perspective of a business management student, it is possible to carry out such a large number of loyal employees. The person who jumped ship and re-established a new company that is big and strong enough to compete with the original company must be a CEO-level talent in the original company. Why did the master have a brain twitch and answer Michael? ? ? ?

There are three generations of loyal believers in the family, BlackSheep, you can't afford to be hurt, even if you go to the devil world, you will be kicked out. Is there any QAQ! ! ! !

So Luzhu became a member of the heaven. ?゜? (ノД')?゜? .

The Novice Village in the Heaven Realm is the Angel Academy. Even the minasan in the Demon Realm know it, but you must not know that after receiving the whiteboard clothes and whiteboard wooden sword from the novice instructor, the first news I got was that the exam will be in a week. Only those who pass the exam can leave the training camp! ! ! ! !

Nima Luzhu has lived for so many years, but I have never heard of playing games and taking exams! ! !Nima thinks that the life of the lord is not hard enough after taking the exams for three days, one for one, five days for one, and one for the other? ! ! !Why do you still have to take exams when you go to heaven! !And the content of the test is still the Bible! !Isn't the Nima Bible for human beings? !Why do angels still take the bible test! !This is unreasonable! !

Master Lu asked the novice instructor with this doubt, and the answer he got was: "You are all junior angels who are promoted by mortals, and we will naturally judge whether you are qualified to enter the heaven by your familiarity with the Bible. "

Well, this answer sounds a bit reasonable.

So the master took the Bible issued by the novice instructor and read it for seven days. After answering the questions in a hurry, I looked around boredly, and I was immediately Σ(?д?lll)(￣blood￣｜｜｜)! ! !

All of them are cheating! ! !There are cheat sheets for all of them! ! ! ! !The most important thing is that the NPC who invigilated the exam saw it and acted as if he hadn't seen it! ! ! !

How can it be like this, bastard!This is heaven, hello!Doesn't cheating go to hell? ! ! (￣Dish￣!!)

... To be honest, Luzhu really forgot to ask if he fails to pass, he will be kicked to the devil world...]