The Antelope and Night Wolf

Sender: Ironman (Iron Man·I really want to blow up the power station), letter area: Homosexual Title: I'm so mad!

Sending station: Yanshan University Centennial Tree People BBS

Last night, halfway through writing the thesis, I didn’t save it, and the power went out! ! !I am so mad! ! !

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Sender: Antelope (little antelope just wants to be a good person), letter area: Homosexual Title: Re: I'm so mad!

Sending station: Yanshan University Centennial Tree People BBS

I rely on big brother, don’t you? Others stay in school during the holidays to play scum games, and you are actually writing a paper? ?Do you want to work so hard! !

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Ling Yang jumped up and rushed out under the moonlight, and kicked the door frame when he went out.

Xu Xian also ran out of the room, he was much calmer than Ling Yang, and he didn't forget to use his mobile phone as a light.

"What's the situation?" Ling Yang asked loudly.

"I don't know! It seems that there is a power outage in the area!" Xu Xian ran to the window and looked out. It was pitch black and there was no artificial light.

"Damn it, it doesn't stop in the morning and doesn't stop in the evening. Why do you choose to stop at this time? I have other important things to do!" Now, I'm afraid I'm going to be convicted of infernal affairs.

"Me too!" Xu Xian echoed, "I don't know if the CPU flashed or not."

Ling Yang ran back to the room depressed and fell on the bed, it was rare for him to show a good performance, who knew that even God would not help him.

He had just kissed and hugged Yelang in that room, and Qi Feng stabbed him horizontally here. He wanted to show his sincerity with practical actions, but he didn't expect that after teleporting to the other side, the power went out unexpectedly!

How to explain that the reason why Luo Mingfeng accepted Ling Dang'er's use of the friend teleportation talisman on him was only because of his entrustment, and not because the two people really have sex as Luo Mingfeng said?

Everything happened so coincidentally that Ling Yang really couldn't argue with it now.

Seohyun was talking on the phone in another room.

"Yes, we have a power outage here."

"Do not know what's going on."

"Everything in the vicinity has stopped, at least there is no electricity in the places that can be seen."

"Where am I? I'm at school."

"Didn't I tell you that I don't want to go home during the holidays. I just rented a house and paid the rent."

"Then what should I do? I don't know when I can call. Find someone to replace me. Didn't you just go with your wife?"

"What? Three priests dropped at once??"

Ling Yang swiped Weibo with his phone for a while, but the battery still didn't come, but the phone was running out of battery, so he had no choice but to go to sleep obediently.

When I woke up the next day, the electricity had come.

He climbed to the BBS to watch, and sure enough, the school news page was full of people, there were many students staying in school during the summer vacation, and all of them were complaining about the power outage last night.

It turned out that the internal power supply system of Yanshan University had failed, causing a sudden power outage within the entire campus, and the electrician on duty had to rush to repair it in the middle of the night.

This is really a small probability event, but it happened that Ling Yang caught up with him. He could only feel that this might be a trick of fate.

The next day, the game was down for maintenance, and the content was updated. It was already night when Ling Yang went online again. At this time, he was already prepared to be kicked out of the guild.

Maybe with better luck, you will receive a divorce notice?

At this time, I don't know whether that guy chooses to continue to make excuses to maintain Ling Dang'er's reputation, or he is so disappointed in him that he doesn't even want to do superficial work...

After all, climbing a wall in front of her husband, conspiring with an opponent to frame her in a gang war, if such a thing gets out, it will slap him twice, and a machismo man like him is the most unacceptable.

In fact, Ling Yang was forced to pretend to be a husband and wife with Yelang from the beginning. For this reason, he has been obsequious, and even deliberately made troubles to make the other party angry, in order to induce Yelang to take the initiative to terminate the agreement.

But after getting such a day, Ling Yang felt unspeakably aggrieved.

Is it because you don't want to be misunderstood?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Here we come.

ha? ? ?

In Ling Yang's mind, he envisioned many possible situations after going online, but there was no such one.

What does such an understatement mean?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Are you a smoker?

[Private chat] Bell:! ! !how do you know? ?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: It seems so.

Ling Yang was taken aback, and then he thought about it again, the other party studied science and engineering, maybe he was a pervert in the computer department, and it was not impossible to find him through some illegal means.

But this is too much!

I just did something wrong to you during the gang war - how can I be wronged, you just human flesh me?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: What happened last night was not what you thought!

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: I know.

Ling Yang just started a long series of justifications, but was blocked by the other party's three words of understatement.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: You know?what do you know?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: I saw you came out with the robot.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Really? ?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: I was blown to death by you once, and I knew what you wanted to do when I saw a robot.

[Private chat] Bell: ...

It seems that my decision to insist on showing Huamanlou how to kill her husband was extremely wise!

Ling Yang thought happily, God really treats me well, the plot has taken a turn!

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I didn't blow up because there was a sudden power outage here!

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: I know this too.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Do you even know this?

Could it be that you pulled the switch?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: We lost three priests at the same time last night.

[Private Chat] Bell: What? ?

[Private chat] Yelang: Huamanlou, you, and your apprentice, you both dropped the line at the same time.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ...! ! !

Who will tell him what's going on!

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Huahua is a big smoker?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Yes.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: So you guess I am too?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Yes.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: So Huahua and I should be alumni?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: It seems that's right.

It seems that I really have a destiny with Huamanlou, but the problem is...

[Private Chat] Ling Dang'er: Little Kouer is also a big smoker? ?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: He is not your real apprentice, you don't even know this?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: He never told me that, shit!He actually hid it from my master!

Ling Yang recalled that he and Kou'er first met in the game shortly after his freshman report. Ling Yang never concealed the school he went to.

On November last year, the alumni of Yanshan University on the Daishan server organized a party. It was at that party that Ling Yang found out about his identity as an apprentice. Kouer also knew about that event, but he didn’t say anything about it. Mention the fact that I am also a big smoker.

This damned guy has been hiding it from him for so long. If it wasn't for this unexpected power outage, he might not have been able to hide it for so long!

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: This power outage made me realize one thing.

Ling Yang intuitively thought that what he was about to say next was not good.

[Private Chat] Bell: What's the matter?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: One side supports the other side, your school is really rich in weirdos.

These are three priestesses, all three are transvestites, they are all equally off-line, equally childish, they talk a lot of nonsense when they get together, and they don't know how to do things, most importantly, maybe all three of them like men .

The three of them are the entire population of the Sword Love Guild in Yanshan University. No matter how the sample is surveyed, the conclusion is the same.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ...I really can't find any strong evidence to refute you.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Maybe because this is the truth?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Although I'm also a victim, I'm still responsible for this. I'm really sorry for causing everyone to lose the gang battle.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: I won.

[Private Chat] Bell: Win? ? ?

Losing three priests can still win, what kind of shocking reversal is this?

[Private chat] Yelang: Uncle He somehow found out about the collusion between Luo Mingfeng and you, and then it seems that Uncle He unplugged the other party's network cable. We don't know what happened afterwards, anyway, both of them disappeared.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: The leader of the other party fled the battle, so the system judged us to win.

[Private chat] Bell: ...

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Evil can never prevail, this is God's will!

Ling Yang secretly gave Tyrannosaurus a big praise in his heart!

[Private chat] Yelang: Don't talk about that, go and form your offline trio, and find two more girls by the way.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: What are you doing?

[Private chat] Yelang: Qixi dungeon, haven't you checked the official website?

Ling Yang really didn't look at it. During the day, his mind was focused on how to explain what happened last night. He didn't expect that he would pass the test so smoothly, and then a series of blows from God made him unable to think.

Hearing Ye Lang's words at this moment, he hurriedly cut out to read the webpage.

The content of this update is neither too much nor too little.

It is mainly in line with an important festival in reality, Qixi Valentine's Day.

In addition to opening some couple festival missions, the annual Tanabata dungeon is also open again.

The Tanabata dungeon was opened last year, and Ling Yang had been there before, but it was a brand new experience for new players on the new server.

This dungeon requires five men and five women to enter in teams. The maze has seven floors, and each floor has seven staircases, only one of which is correct.

In addition to breaking through the maze, players also need to play tokens on the road. Each floor has a fixed point where the male and female teams can meet and exchange tokens. Only with tokens can they enter the next floor.

After walking through the seven-story maze, split them into teams of two and two, and continue with the next series of tasks.

After the task is completed, you will get the Tanabata achievement and title, as well as nice accessories.

Because one character in this copy can only be played once, and there are more male characters than female characters in the game. Last year, many male players didn’t experience it because of this reason. They complained to the public. This year, the game company thoughtfully launched cross-dressing props, which can change the game by wearing them. The gender of the character.

Everyone thinks this setting is very interesting, and for a while the male-female-female-male had a lot of fun.

Night Wolf has already formed a men's team, besides him, the other four are Uncle He, Mo Shangxin, Sun Xiaoquan and Lu Xiaobu.

Ling Dang'er first formed Hua Manlou and Xiao Kou'er, and then told Xiao Shou not to run away on the gang channel, and there was a vacant seat that could not be called.

The other female accounts in the guild had either done it before or had an appointment. Later, Xiaoshou Don't Run suggested adding a male account to change clothes. Ling Yang thought about it and agreed, so another person was quickly added to the team.

When the women's team arrived, the men's team had already been waiting there for a long time. Fortunately, on this occasion, the men had to behave like a gentleman, even if they didn't have to pretend to be.

But one person didn't pretend.

[Current] Uncle He: How did you come here!

[Current] Luo Mingfeng: I'll do the task.

[Current] Uncle He: Why do you do tasks with people from our guild!

[Currently] Luo Mingfeng: This is a festival task, not a guild building task, why can't we do it together?

[Current] Uncle He: I don't welcome you!

[Current] Luo Mingfeng: It's okay, I'm not on the same team as you, it was Ling Dang'er who invited me.

Qi Feng typed really fast, and kept talking to Ling Yang in private.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: It's a pity that your scheme didn't succeed last night!

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: I'm also sorry, I thought that your laborers would definitely expel you from the gang this time.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Humph, I know your intention, don't you just want me to be kicked out and join you.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: I received official internal news that a new team instance will be opened soon, and I want to catch you to come over and show off.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Guest officer, I'm a prostitute, not a performer~

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: You stay in Jianqing, and there is no place for you in the team copy, why bother?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Sorry, I'm a casual player now~(≧▽≦)/~ la la la

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: I’m serious, Luo Meditation is the server FD of the new dungeon, if you haven’t mixed into the land reclamation group by then, why don’t you consider coming to work with me, DKP is the same as a regular member, equipment priority take.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: You said it yesterday, I'm a little cripple!

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: The new dungeon will only open next month, and your hands will definitely be healed by then.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: My laborers will not agree to it XD

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: What if he agrees?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Then I'll think about it.

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: You said this :)

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I know I know, you didn't force me, you never force others.

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Hehe.

Ling Yang couldn't be more clear about Qi Feng's purpose for coming to do the Qixi Festival mission, so he pretended to ask:

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Well, are there any gay men who need to change teams?

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Luo Mingfeng has played this dungeon, it will be faster if he leads the men's team.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: How about Tyrannosaurus rex, come here?

[Current] Uncle He: I don't want to become a woman!And don't call me Tyrannosaurus!

[Current] Luo Mingfeng: If you haven't played before, you can read the strategy. I don't mind changing to a female account, or keep the status quo and don't change.

[Current] Uncle He: Wait!

[Private Chat] Uncle He: Are you going to team up with her again!

[Private chat] Uncle He: Yelang is my brother, don't always hit his wife!

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: You are jealous again.

[Private Chat] Uncle He: Who is jealous! ! !

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: If you are so worried, you can change with me.

[Private chat] Uncle He: You can change it, I call it a knife for my brother!

[Team] Uncle He: Yelang, I sacrificed so much for you, if you can't see your wife anymore, just wave your knife and leave the palace!

[Team] Night Wolf:?

[Current] Uncle He: Change teams, I'll go over!

【Current】Ling Dang'er: Welcome~~(≧▽≦)/~

[Team] [Luo Mingfeng] left the team.

[Team] [Uncle He] joined the team.

[Team] Ling Dang'er: Represented by Xiaoshou Don't Run, the led by Xiaoshou GOGO~!

[Team] Xiaoshou, don't run: Bell, are you pretending to be Xiaoshou?

[Team] Huamanlou: You have to bear the main responsibility for Ling Dang'er becoming what he is today XD

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: I have to say the reason is very subtle O(∩_∩)O

[Team] Uncle He: I don't accept it! ! !

The author has something to say: Combat Records:

[Battle] Just dropped a mine, and the author lost 3258 HP.

[Battle] Just dropped a mine, and the author lost 3571 HP.

[Combat] Just dropped a mine, resulting in a critical strike, and the author lost 6839 HP.

[System] The author is dead.

[Current] Just: "One Hundred Ways to Kill an Author"?? The first formula.