The Antelope and Night Wolf

"Soul Dan OL" official forum gossip rivers and lakes version

Title: Linshan server's most shocking confession on Qixi Festival, the sky is moved up, the ground is moved down, and the center of the crotch is disturbed in the middle!

Posted by: Spy

Content: no explanation as shown in the picture! [picture]

1L: Sofa! ! ! !

2L: Bench!I am so proud to be a witness of this great moment!

3L: Floor!I have long seen that these two people have JQ!I'm the first to suggest that the two of them were actually in love and killed each other!

4L: A few days ago, everyone was picking up the JQ of the master and Jianqing MT wife, and today the men in their guild openly confessed to the master, what is the four corners of love?Want a table of mahjong?

5L: The relationship between these two guilds is too complicated. I can't sort it out completely. Please ask for a diagram of the relationship between the characters.

6L: The relationship map of the characters is as follows, and I have no responsibility to sort it out. [picture]

7L: I believe in love again!

8L: Upstairs! !

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Ling Yang, who woke up from the petrified state, hastily canceled the horn that had not been sent, and surrounded the night wolf.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: What's the matter? ? ?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Hehe!

Ling Yang guessed right, Yelang was really angry, and after seeing Uncle He's honking, he became even more angry, so angry that he didn't even want to say anything, so Ling Yang had no choice but to knock on Qifeng.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Did you bully Night Wolf?

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Hehe.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Is there any mistake, you even molested my laborer!

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: You also said that he is just your laborer, not your husband, why can't I flirt?What are you doing so nervous, don't tell me you've really done the fake show.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: So you have achieved your goal now?

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Not bad, are you happy?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Qi Feng, you are simply a cuttlefish!

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Thank you for your praise, when you open a new copy, remember to report here, every night at [-] o'clock, be on time, don't be late :)

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Don't worry, I will definitely go!If I don't toss you to death, I won't be called Ling!

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Your surname is not Ling, or...

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: You play the role of Bell so much that you don't even remember your original name. Do you want me to remind you?

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Little Antelope ^_^

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Let's turn back the time for half an hour, which is after Ling Dang'er lied that she was a student of Luo Ming.

Compared to the twittering in the girls' team, because Luo Mingfeng has joined in the boys' team, everyone is not as relaxed as usual, and they don't talk much.

It is said that Jianqing and Luoming are obviously hostile guilds, but now they are teamed up to do the task of Qixi Festival, no matter how you think about it, it is weird.

But besides Luo Mingfeng himself being a great god is one of the reasons, the complicated triangular relationship between him, Uncle He and Ling Dang'er is also the main reason why others can't raise objections—or, in other words, Yelang should also be added. fourth corner?

Qi Feng knew that his arrival made the team cold, but he didn't feel embarrassed at all.

[Team] Luo Mingfeng: Hey, rival in love.

[Team] Mo Shangxin: ...are you calling me an old wolf?

[Team] Luo Mingfeng: Do you know that Bell is an accident of our alumni?

[Team] Lu Xiaobu: Damn it, isn’t it, what Ling Dang’er said back then was true?

[Team] Sun Xiaoquan: What did she say?

[Team] Lu Xiaobu: On the day she came back from the car accident, she said in the gang that she and Luo Mingfeng were classmates, I thought she was joking!

[Team] Sun Xiaoquan: Dizzy, I remembered, I also said in the gang that the girls in their school are like bears, it's over.

[Team] Night Wolf: Hehe.

[Team] Luo Mingfeng: Our school will have a sports meeting after school starts. If your rival likes it, you can watch her compete.

[Team] Lu Xiaobu: Wow, the sports meet at the Sports Academy must be very interesting!

[Team] Sun Xiaoquan: That makes me want to watch it too, hey, Laolang, do you want us to watch the sister-in-law match together?

[Team] Mo Shangxin: I also want to go... By the way, what project is she participating in?

【Team】Luo Mingfeng: Throw triathlon.

[Team] Mo Shangxin: Could this throw refer to...

【Team】Luo Mingfeng: Javelin, Discus, Shot Put :)

[Team] Night Wolf: Hehe.

[Team] Lu Xiaobu: God, are you really alumni with Uncle He?

[Team] Luo Mingfeng: Yes, and we are of the same line.

[Team] Sun Xiaoquan: Is Bell also from your department?

[Team] Luo Mingfeng: No, she is in the National Traditional Sports Department.

[Team] Mo Shangxin: Uh, I don't quite understand, it sounds like he's learning martial arts?

[Team] Luo Mingfeng: Chinese martial arts is one of the majors.

[Team] Lu Xiaobu: What major does Ling Dang'er study?

【Team】Luo Mingfeng: Wrestling and Judo :)

[Team] Night Wolf: Hehe!

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Are you finished?

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: Why are you so nervous, just chatting, liven up the atmosphere in the team.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Our atmosphere is always good when you are not around.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: I'm really sorry that I have an aura of coldness.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: You know that Ling Dang'er is a man, why are you pretending.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: I know he is a man, but you are the one who forced him to pretend to be a woman. I am just acting with you.You also know that that person talks a lot, and he might miss a sentence. I can help him round it out.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: What exactly is your plan?

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Good question.

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: How about we have a gamble?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: How to gamble?

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: Since today is Qixi Festival, let's bet on the occasion, then...

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: How about getting your wife to confess to you on the speaker first?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Your wife?who is it?

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: Stormy.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Uncle He?Confess to you on the horn?You are dreaming.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: How about it, is this gamble very beneficial to you?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: What about the bet?

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: If I win, I will let Ling Dang'er work for me for a month.I know you won't allow him to transfer to another gang, it doesn't matter, I'll just borrow three hours every night.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: ... What do you want him to do?Operating waste wood, chatting, not doing serious things, there are a lot of bad ideas, causing trouble all day long, and making troubles wherever he goes.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: Your evaluation of him is really incomparably appropriate, I find that I can't even refute a word, um... Do you accept the reason that I want to be the team mascot to enliven the atmosphere?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: What if I win?

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: If you win, how about I tell you Ling Dang'er's real name, school department dormitory building dormitory number and mobile phone number?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: What do I want those for?

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: Don't you want to drag him out and beat him up?

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: Admit it, in fact, I often have this urge after staying with him for a long time.

【Private chat】Luo Mingfeng: I'm a bit short of a violent temper, but he listens to me in private. As for Ling Dang'er...

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: He may say that he listens to you, but in fact he fights against you everywhere, am I right?You are not familiar with that little white-eyed wolf, and your husband is just putting on a show.

What Qi Feng is best at is to grasp the opponent's weakness. He is fully aware of what men like Yelang care about the most, and he successfully provoked the opponent's anger with a few words.

[Private chat] Yelang: You live very close to Uncle He, he can even unplug your internet cable during the war, how do I know you won't use his account to post?

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: I guarantee it with my reputation, right?I don't even bother to win you with that low-handed means.

Although Night Wolf didn't like this person, he also believed that the other person would not make fun of his reputation.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Are you so confident that you can beat me?Based on my understanding of Uncle He, he will never do the kind of thing you said.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: You haven't gambled yet, so you jump to conclusions, why, are you afraid?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Bet, bet, whoever is afraid of whom.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: You did it voluntarily, I didn't force you, right?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Stop talking nonsense.

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Hehe.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Hehe!

5 minutes later

[Horn] Uncle He: Luo Mingfeng, I like you.

World Channel:

"Suddenly found that the graphics card is broken, and I downloaded it."

"Suddenly found that the computer had a blue screen, and I went down."

"Suddenly found that the game client has not been updated, so I downloaded it."

"Suddenly found that there was an earthquake and got off."

"Suddenly found out that I am a heterosexual, get off."

"Suddenly found that the puppy at home was about to give birth, and it was born."

"Suddenly found out that my wife is going to give birth, and she gave birth."

"Suddenly found that I was going to give birth, and gave birth."

Luoming Jiutian Gang Channel:

"Yo huh? What's the situation?"

"Congratulations, Boss, on your success. Please treat me."

"It's really not easy. It took me so many years to succeed. I feel tired for the boss."

"Isn't that right? These two have been fighting since junior high school and have been fighting all the way to university. I have a pity that I went to the same school as Tyrannosaurus Rex in junior high school, and the same school as my boss in high school, and I went to the same school with these two at the same time in university. I have been in the same school for seven years. It's easy for me to be cannon fodder!"

"Fuck, brother, when you say that, I immediately feel that you are too pitiful. In comparison, I and their team are nothing. Don't say anything, it's just tears!"

"Yes, don't say anything, set a table in the halal cafeteria!"

"You know a halal cafeteria! What a shame to our yard!"

"You go to Yanda to eat in the second canteen for two days, and when you come back, you must feel that the halal canteen is heaven."

"Why don't I go there to eat if I have nothing to do? If I'm full, I'll hold on."

"The two upstairs don't digress!"

"Since it's done, let the tyrannosaurus come over, what are you still doing with the sword? It makes me unable to let go every time I fight."

"When you still can't let go? It's the happiest thing you kill every time."

"He always PK me back in real life, okay, do you think my small body can withstand a tyrannosaur punch?"

"Why don't you say that you are not strong enough? Wouldn't it be courting death if you fight with him? Learn more about how to use your brain from the boss, but you probably can't come up with any smart tricks with your pig brain."

"You're just a pig's brain, your brain is not as good as a pig's!"

"The two upstairs don't digress!!"

Sword Love Guild Channel:

[Guild] Plaice: This is definitely not me.

[Guild] Mengdandan: Ah!Grandpa is possessed? ?

[Guild] Xiaoshou, don't run away: Although there are too many doubts, I don't want to admit it, but...

[Guild] Huamanlou: Grandpa is with us now, always in person!

[Guild] Mr., please be gentle: Raise your hand!I can also be his presence proof!

[Guild] Plaice: Why do I feel that Luo Mingfeng is on the account of the uncle, didn't the uncle also take the account of Luo Mingfeng a few days ago?

[Guild] Sun Xiaoquan: Well, to put it weakly, the Great God is with us now, and he has always been himself...

[Guild] Mengdandan: Why is the Great God with you? ? ?

[Guild] Mo Shangxin: We are solving the Qixi Festival mission.

[Guild] Plaice: ... so frightening.

[Guild] Lu Xiaobu: Huh?The master is very kind, he has no airs at all, he is very approachable, and he chatted with us very happily. I didn't expect him to be like this.

[Guild] Lu Xiaobu: And I'm sure he's the real person. The uncle speaks much hotter than him, and you can hear it as soon as you hear it.

[Guild] Uncle He: Hahahahahahahahaha! ! !

[Guild] Bell: ...

[Guild] Plaice: The truth is revealed, it turns out that the uncle is stupid, everyone should leave.

[Guild] Mengdandan: Hey, it's gone, it's boring.

Tanabata copy:

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: Accepted, I will take good care of Mrs. Zun, and won't let him suffer any grievances.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Hmph.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: I would like to admit defeat, but I still want to know, how did you do it?

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Sorry, this is a little secret between me and him :)

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: How did you do it! ! !

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Let Baobao confess his love?this is very simple.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: I just told him that the tradition of Chinese Valentine's Day is that the husband should publicly confess his love to his wife, and then asked him if he minds if I confess to him on the loudspeaker.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: As a result, I saw him honking right after I finished speaking.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ...that's it? ?

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Uh-huh.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Fuck me!I was too unjust to die as a laborer! !

The seven-story maze was finally finished, and both sides collected all the word cards. After the mechanism was turned on, hundreds of magpies flew from all directions, forming a magpie bridge across the Milky Way, and the Cowherd and Weaver Girl finally met.

Ling Yang got angry when he saw Qi Feng. If it wasn't for being in the dungeon now, he would have the urge to become famous.

Forget it, the other party is a master who is famous for PK, and he is also looking for abuse...

The two teams disbanded automatically, and the men and women who just exchanged tokens were sent to the next map in pairs.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Husband, don't be angry.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: I am slow this time, next time I must send faster.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Let's go, let's continue the copy of Qixi Festival, the scenery behind is very beautiful.

[Current] Night Wolf: Why does Luo Mingfeng want you?

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Huh?

[Currently] Night Wolf: Although I don't want to admit it, Luo Ming's dungeon team is very powerful, and the people who can join their team are not bad, and Luo Ming's dungeon progress has always been the first in the server.

[Currently] Night Wolf: In addition to the fact that there are many PVE masters in the gymnasium itself, one of the reasons is that Luo Mingfeng has been looking for excellent talents.

[Current] Night Wolf: But with your current performance, I don't see that you have the strength to be poached by him.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Uh...

[Current] Night Wolf: Who are you?