The Antelope and Night Wolf

Sender: Antelope (little antelope, wash Xiangxiang), letter area: Homosexual Title: The body wash used by Huahua is mint flavored

Sending station: Yanshan University Centennial Tree People BBS

I secretly used it at night, it smells so good.

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Sender: Hana (花花@finally don’t need to live in the dormitory), letter area: Homosexual Title: Re: The body wash used by Huahua is mint flavored

Sending station: Yanshan University Centennial Tree People BBS

...It was used to bathe the puppy in our dormitory before, and I used the red bottle.

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[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Can you tell me now, who are you?

Well, these [-] achievements are the one who accompanied the original owner of this number to step on the map. The other party flew over just now and probably used the husband and wife teleportation skill. Dazzling, covering up the petals, otherwise Ling Yang would not have failed to discover the problem in the first place.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Hello, I just bought this account, please cancel the previous relationship, and apologize for the inconvenience caused.

Although Ling Yang typed these words, it looked as if he was listening to extremely standard Mandarin.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Did you buy it?How much did you pay for it?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Five hundred yuan.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Five hundred?

[Private Chat] Ling Dang'er: Are you trying to say that I was hacked?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Do you know how much I spent on this account?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I don't know.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: At least five thousand.

[Private chat] Bell: ...

Where did it all go! ! !

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Where's the equipment for this number?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: It was already like this when I took over.

[Private chat] Yelang: What about the money?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: If I have money, do I still need to ask you to borrow it?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Who did you buy it from?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I saw it on 3715.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: All the sellers on 3715 are unreliable.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Yes.

[Private chat] Yelang: Make a deal for a QQ.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: That's right.

[Private chat] Yelang: So now even if I ask you for the contact information of the seller, you can't get in touch with him, right?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I couldn't agree with you more.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: ...

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Do you know what this account has done before, so you dare to buy it?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I just bought it when I didn't know.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Do you want to know?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: If you want to talk, I don't mind listening.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: The last time this account went online a month ago, it borrowed a large amount of money from me, online friends, and brothers in the guild on the grounds of needing money urgently. A few point cards, and then disappeared and never seen again.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ...It sounds quite rich.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Do you mean that as long as I continue to use this account, I can say that the server will be full of enemies in the future, making it difficult to move an inch, and being chased and killed no matter where I go?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: That's about it.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Oulou, my 500 yuan~

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Do you regret it?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: A little bit.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Actually, there is no remedy.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Please show me the way!

[Private chat] Yelang: I will help you pay back the money you cheated.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Huh?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Wait, that's not money I cheated!

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: But I'm still very touched that you are willing to help the scammer pay back the money. This shows that you are kind-hearted and your righteousness is beyond the sky.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: So you don't owe anyone else now, you only owe me.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I told you I didn't cheat the money!

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: In the game, people only recognize numbers, not people.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: You can try to tell the people who have been cheated that you bought this number, and see who will believe you.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: If you don't believe me, who do you believe?Do you believe me?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Trust me.

[Private chat] Bell: ...

[Private chat] Yelang: I can help you, prove that your account was hacked last time, and now that the account is recovered, it is still me.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: From the first time I saw you, I knew you were a good person.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Of course I also have my own conditions.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Actually, at first glance, I was so shaken that I didn't see anything clearly.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: First of all, you can choose to pay back the money.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I said I didn't cheat the money!I don't owe you money!I don't owe you money!I don't owe you money!

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Alright then, goodbye.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Wait! ! !

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Alright, how much do I owe you?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Not counting guild bank supplies and point cards, the total is 33 gold.

[Private chat] Bell: ...

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Nima will die if she is not so rich?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: I can't, but you can.If I didn't pay it back for you, do you think you can stand here for so long?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: T___T I thank you.But I'm sorry, you can't afford to kill me. If you want money, you will die.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Why don't I lie down and let you kill me until I'm relieved?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Why should I kill you?Killing you won't do me any good, it's a waste of time and electricity.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Do you need to be so realistic, brother.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: It's okay to apologize, you still have a second way to go.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I believe that the road must be bright!

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Just continue to be my wife.

[Private chat] Bell: ...

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Brother, do you like men?

Ling Yang thought, didn't he see the essence through appearances, and fell in love with me at first sight?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Sorry, my sexual orientation is normal.

Does that mean I'm not normal?Ling Yang slandered, burn you heterosexuals to death.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: If you guessed correctly, the previous owner of this account should also be a human demon.

Not only a shemale, but also a liar, and the worst kind of cheating money and sex and running away after eating.

The man on the opposite side had a very bad face when he heard this sentence - don't ask Ling Yang how he saw it, he just knew it.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Yes, I just thought of this, I never thought I would be kept a secret by a ladyboy for so long.

Ye Lang's tone was lost, Ling Yang wanted to shed tears of sympathy for him.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Let's be sad, handsome guy, you deserve something better.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: I only want you.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I...

If he didn't know that this was not a love sentence, Ling Yang would have been almost moved.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: This number is the first and only apprentice I have taken in. I met her in Xinshou Village, raised her from the first level, took her to level up, brushed up dungeons, and equipped her. , buy fashion...

Night Wolf seems to be caught in the dark memories of the past.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I can't see that a cool guy like you actually likes to cultivate.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: As soon as she reaches the full level, I married her. The two of us have been together for so long, and the friends around us get along and stay together, but we are always in harmony and never leave. , didn't even quarrel.

People don't care about you at all, two people quarreled because they cared about each other~ Ling Yang thought so in his heart, but he was still respectful, after all, he was his own creditor, so it wouldn't hurt to say more good things.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: You two have such a good relationship.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Everyone says that we are a model couple in the server, so even if something like that happens, I will do my best to maintain her image.

You are called dying to save face and suffer.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Your deep affection makes me extremely moved.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: I can't let others know that my wife is a ladyboy liar.

Don't let others know that you are a fool.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: You make a lot of sense...

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: So you are responsible for playing the role of my wife well.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: It should be... huh? ? !

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: No, you said you're not interested in men, but I'm a real man, and I didn't lie to you this time.

[Private chat] Yelang: I'm not interested in whether you are a man or a woman, you just need to cooperate with me on the surface.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I'm not good at fine points, besides, I don't know how to pretend to be a woman.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: No one is born with the will, the first time is born, the second time is acquainted, I believe you can do it.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Thank you for your trust...but I don't want to! !

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Pay back the money if you don't want to.

[Private Chat] Bell: No money.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: If you don't have money, you can bet.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ...Can I delete the number?

[Private chat] Yelang: Okay, isn't it just 500 yuan, if it's gone, it's gone.

Ling Yang shrank immediately.

After weighing again and again, Ling Yang gave up.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: OK, I promise you, but I also have conditions, we have three chapters of agreement.

[Private chat] Yelang: I don't necessarily agree, but I can listen to it for now.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ...First, you are the husband of this number, and you have to pay the corresponding responsibilities. You see, this equipment is so poor, I am embarrassed to wear it out.

Ling Yang thought, anyway, he is selling himself, at least he must protect his own interests first, the person in front of him is not a husband, but a labor envoy is not bad.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Don't worry, you'll hit me in the face if you go out dressed like this.

After hearing this, Ling Yang immediately regretted it. He should take off his clothes and run naked in densely populated areas, and slap him hard.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Second, I will fully cooperate with you on the surface, but in private, you are you and I am me. We do not interfere with each other, and you cannot interfere with my private life.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: This coincides with my thoughts, please don't pester me.

Who is pestering who will not let go!Flip the table!

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: As for the third point... I haven't thought about it yet, I'll talk about it when I think about it.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: You better think about it as soon as possible, your power is not permanent.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Are you so ruthless to your wife?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Now is private time, you don't have to get into the drama so quickly.

[Private chat] Bell: ...

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: You're done talking, now it's my turn to talk.

[Private Chat] Ling Dang'er: Do you want to talk? ?

[Private chat] Yelang: First, my wife is very obedient in front of me. If I say one, she will never say two.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ... the husband is strict?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: We respect each other.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ...Okay.

[Private chat] Yelang: Second, my wife is good at operation, at least better than ordinary girls. If you want to pretend to be her, you'd better practice the priest operation first.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: That's because he's not a girl at all.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: You don't need to remind me again and again.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I am also kind.

[Private chat] Yelang: "My wife is very obedient in front of me."

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Yes, husband!

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Be good

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Damn, isn't it private time now?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Third...

Night Wolf paused.

[Private chat] Yelang: I didn't think about it, I'll talk about it when I think about it.

[Private chat] Bell: ...

Ling Yang looks at the sky and weeps.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I just bought an account, why do I forcefully send a husband?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: You can also choose not to have your husband and ask for debts.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Dear, is it okay not to give away gifts?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Sorry, bundled sales, no refunds or exchanges.