The Antelope and Night Wolf

Title: Combined servers, the third of the famous gods in Daishan in the past - Di Shi & Liulikou Poster: Bai Xiaosheng

Content: Today’s pair of eight is a special case. The two are not well-known because of their outstanding game skills, and one of them is not even a god, but because of him, the other has directly become famous and even surpassed the previous ones. three.

Liu Likou, a sorcerer, has an inauspicious talent. He is known mainly for two identities, one is the apprentice of the little antelope, and the other is the wife of Di Shi.After quietly marrying Di Shi back then, it was widely rumored that they took advantage of the master-student relationship to gain power, and there were also rumors that the two were married in a fake way. In short, there are different opinions, and it has not been confirmed so far.

Di Shi, a samurai, has a mixed system plus point. Before marrying Liu Likou, he was already a famous god in Daishan, and he was also one of the main members of the Air Force [-] extracurricular interest group. He is just one of the well-known players in the server.After Di Shi and Liu Likou got married, they were criticized by many parties, but the two were inseparable when they were ridiculed and dismissed by others. They were inseparable and loved each other. Gradually, they were recognized by everyone and became a model couple in Daishan.However, in May last year, Liulikou inexplicably made a fuss in Sianwen Lake, sank into the center of the lake, and never went online. Since then, Ti Shi has been fishing by the Sianwen Lake every night, and has been inseparable for eight months. The sky is shaking, and he is known as the number one infatuated man in the soul, and even Shiwen Lake has become a famous scenic spot in the game.

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[Team] Sir, please be gentle: Sir, mark.

[Team] Mr. Gentleman, please be gentle: I want you to mark the big cake, the skeleton will make Ying Wu bored, and the moon will be reserved for the mage sheep. You wait for the skeleton to be bored before misleading.

[Team] Sir, please be gentle: it's not to mislead the skeleton, it's to mislead the one who marked you!

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: it is misleading to MT, not to me! !

[Team] Sir, please be gentle: don't sting the sheep with poisonous snakes! ! !

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: don't use multiple shots when there are sheep on the field! ! ! !

[Team] Mr., please be gentle: ah~~~ I'm going crazy~~~~~~

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Lady, you talk too much too fast, I, I, I, I can’t remember~~>”

[Team] Bell: ...

[Private chat] Mr. Mrs., please be gentle: what to do if the swelling is swollen!What to do!I married a fool!

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: It's time... let you make a mess of love, you have been forced from a wavy party to a roaring party.

[Private chat] Xianggong, please be gentle: In comparison, your monitor is much better than him, at least he is not stupid.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Do you regret it?It's too late to regret now.

[Private chat] Mrs., please be gentle: Who regrets it?Thinking about it carefully, although he is a bit stupid, at least he listens to me, not like someone making his own claims.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ...continue to be your nanny, right nanny.

[Private Chat] Xianggong, please speak gently.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Your child's orangutan ran away.

[Private chat] Xianggong, please gently:! ! ! ! !

[Team] Lady, Spring Night is short: Lady!Why is my orangutan missing!He was obviously still here just now, why did he disappear all of a sudden! !

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: it must have run away because of lack of loyalty, didn't you even feed it?

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is short: I prepared a lot of food to feed it, but it won't eat!

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: What have you prepared?

[Team] Ladies, the spring night is short: [Ice Milk] [Tabu Lamb Chops] [Winter Spring Fire Wine] [Little Furry Paws] [Slimy Slime], and [Delicious Wind Snake], this one is good Dear! !

[Team] Mr., please be gentle: I'm #￥%, it's an orangutan, how could it eat those!are you a pig! ! !

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is short: ah?It doesn't eat, so what does it eat?

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: Banana!It eats bananas!Don't you know that orangutans eat bananas! ! !

[Team] Ladies, Chunxiao is short: (⊙o⊙) Yes!Why didn't I think of it?

[Team] Bell: ...

A group of people hit the BOSS, T just broke two layers of armor, someone took aim and shot up to snatch the hatred, and saw the BOSS leave the MT and run towards the hunter.

[Team] Ling Dang'er: OT, hurry up and feign death.

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Fake death?talk about me?Oh well.

[Action] Ladies, Chunxiao just lay down on the spot, entering a dream, zzzZZZ [Team] Bell: ...

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: I am asking you to use the skill of feigning death, not asking you to type/lie down! ! !

[Team] Bell: Don't run around.

[Team] Lady, Chun Xiao is short: I was knocked out and couldn't run, ah, MT was also knocked out.

[Team] Sir, please be gentle: turn off your damn cheetah guardian! ! !

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Alright, alright, I found a fake death, I’m going to die right now, my lady is anxious~~~

【Team】Master, please be gentle: Please don't die carelessly! ! !

1 minutes later

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is short: how long will I die, lady?

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: just lie there honestly.

3 minutes later

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is too short: Lady, do I still need to lie down?

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: if I tell you to lie down, you can lie down!

6 minutes later

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Why am I really dead, lady>”

【Team】Master, please be gentle:...

[Team] Bell: ...

Four people killed the boss and produced a bow.

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is too short: Great, I really want this bow.

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: I want to strangle you to death.

He equipped the bow and tinkered with it for a long time.

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is too short: Lady, why can’t I ejaculate?

【Team】Master, please be gentle:...

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is too short: Lady, teach me how to shoot.

【Team】Master, please be gentle:...

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is too short: Lady, I really can’t ejaculate!

[Team] Bell: Do you have arrows?

[Team] Lady, Chun Xiao is too short: No, I brought bullets.

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: Then you will be a ghost if you can shoot it! ! !

[Team] Ladies, Chunxiao is too short: (⊙o⊙) So that's how it is!I thought my country was possessed!

[Private chat] Xianggong, please be gentle: I really think your monitor is better! ! !

[Private Chat] Bell: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

After finishing the dungeon, Ling Yang and the other two passers-by A left the team as quickly as possible. Xiao Kouer and his idiot husband came out of the dungeon, and the other party was startled again.

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is short: (⊙o⊙) Wow!lady!There is a good thing! !

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: what's wrong with you!

[Team] Lady, Chunxiao is too short: I picked up a pair of shoes as soon as I came out!Could it be because I have done too many good things recently, and the system master rewarded me?

【Team】Master, please be gentle: Stop dreaming, you can only do stupid things!

Sure enough, someone opened it on the map.

"Which shameless person picked up my wife's shoes, what a paw! You have to return it quickly!"

The other party retweeted this sentence more than a dozen times on the current channel. Many people couldn't understand his arrogant tone and scolded him back.

"My red name was dropped by the shoe P, why don't people pick it up?"

"Whoever finds it will keep it, don't give it back to this dirty mouth!"

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Huh?Is this what you're talking about, [Brightwood Foot Guard]?

"It's you shoe thief, return the shoes, look at your disgusting Bara's name!"

[Current] Niangzi, Chunxiao is short: Oh, I don’t know if someone else dropped it, so if you return it, you can return it, why do you say my name is not good?I think this name is very good, otherwise I wouldn't be able to marry my wife, don't you think?

"I'm stupid, so much nonsense with a rubbish name!"

[Current] Mr., please be gentle: Hey, isn’t it just a pair of broken shoes, what are you doing picking up other people’s broken shoes, Mr. Beware of fungal infection~~

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: What the lady said is very true, so I will throw it away.

The other party was so angry that he refused to give up when he took back the shoes, and continued to swear obscenely. Tang Xiuwen's previous account grew up in this kind of environment, and he didn't bother with such small scenes at all. run.

He ran to the nearby teleportation point, but didn't see where it was sent to. Right-clicking, he came to the map where Shiwen Lake was located. From a distance, there was a figure fishing by the lake.

The other two also teleported over, Xiao Kou'er was about to send it away, but saw his idiot husband rushing towards the lake.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Lady, I have come up with a good solution!

I saw that the fool led the two to the lake, and misled the fisherman.

Tang Xiuwen seldom got really emotional, at that moment he almost wanted to go through the monitor and knock that idiot unconscious.

【Current】Master, please be gentle: Are you stupid! ! !Misleading players is useless! ! !

[Current] Lady, the spring night is short: ah?

Looking at the husband and wife again, they almost fainted from laughter.

"This guy's full-level account is bought, how can he be so white, I'm laughing~~~"

"An idiot and a slut, what a perfect couple."

Tang Xiuwen was extremely upset when he heard the other party's words, and was about to fight back when he saw that someone made a move one step ahead of him.

[Battle] Tisha is crazy!

Before the two of them figured out what was going on, they saw that the fishing rod in Di Shi's hand, who was fishing, suddenly turned into a huge sword, aiming at the priest with a hand attack, the vacuum flashing phoenix wing flashing and Long Xiang flashing, The three samurai's big moves directly sent each other to meet God.

The other person finally came to his senses and fought in a hurry, but he was quickly defeated and fell down.

"How is that possible! Didn't the legendary Di Shida not care about fishing all day long?" Although these two were new server players, they had heard of Di Shi's thunderous name.

[Current] Di Shi: Don't be presumptuous here, dirty my land.

Although the two were unwilling, but thinking of Di Shi's fame and the support of the pervert gang in the madhouse, even if they called someone to come over, they would not be able to take advantage of it, and they might offend a group of Di Shi's supporters, so they had to swallow it. With this bad breath, he released his soul and left in a desperate manner.

Seeing them leaving, Di Shi went back to the lake without saying a word and changed into a fishing rod for fishing.

[Current] Niangzi, Chunxiao is too short: Hahahaha, it turns out that misleading players is also useful.

[Current] Mr., please be gentle: ...don't commit 2.

[Current] Lady, the spring night is short: Miss, do you think that person is so cool@[email protected] [Current] Mr. Mrs., please be gentle: Tsk, that's called being overbearing and unreasonable, and Shiwen Lake doesn't belong to his family.

[Current] Niangzi, Chunxiao is short: I don't know if I can become as cool as him one day.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Don't be presumptuous here, dirty my land.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: oh~~~ so touching~~~~

[Current] Xianggong, please be gentle: You should continue to be stupid, I think you are much cuter than him.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Really?I will do whatever my wife likes me (*^__^*)

【Current】Sister, please be gentle: let's go, I'll catch you an orangutan again.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Huh?People don't want orangutans anymore, how about grabbing a donkey?

[Current] Mr. Gentleman, please be gentle: You are already as stupid as a donkey, and if you take the lead, can I tell who is who? !

【Current】Mistress, Spring Night is short: Mistress~~~~~T^T

Before the two had gone far, Tang Xiuwen received a message from Ling Yang.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: The lion hunting plan is ready.

Tang Xiuwen knew that the time had come.

[Current] Mr., please be gentle: I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, I have to go down first, and come to catch orangutans at night.

[Current] Ma'am, please be gentle: Boo TT, ma'am must come, I'm waiting for you~~~

A mage wearing a white robe and a white rabbit by his side came to the bank of Shiwen Lake riding a two-person white dragon, and a priestess was sitting on the dragon.Wei Shi didn't even need to look to know who the person was dressed in such a mourning appearance.

After hearing Bailong's intention to come, he flatly refused.

[Private Chat] Di Shi: Impossible.

[Private Chat] Bai Shaotang: Count me in, please.

[Private chat] Di Shi: Huamanlou is Ling Yang's co-tenant.

[Private chat] Bai Shaotang: I assure you, if Ling Yang comes to snatch it, I will stop him desperately.

Wei Shi knew that Bai Long was a person who would never give up, so after much consideration, he finally agreed to lend the scissors to Huamanlou.

[Private Chat] Di Shi: Remember your promise.

Xu Xian took the scissors that Wei Shi handed over to him. This was the only pair of scissors in Hushuo's second server that could cut off love than Jin Jian's marriage. It was the first time Xu Xian saw Arrived, couldn't help but look a few more times.

[Current] Di Shi: Speed.

[Current] Huamanlou: Oh, sorry.

Xu Xian double-clicked the scissors immediately. This pair of scissors was indeed different from other scissors when used. There was still five seconds to cast the spell. When the countdown was over, Xu Xian confirmed without hesitation, and a system announcement was displayed in the center of the screen.

【Announcement】Even though the love is stronger than Jin Jian, I am tired of looking at each other. [Hua Man Lou] cut off the relationship with [Peng Dashuai] with a knife in his hand, and he will never see each other again.

World Channel exploded.

"What's going on? This is the first time I've seen this kind of divorce announcement."

"Hua Manlou and Marshal Peng? Didn't they marry Jin Jian? How did they get divorced?"

"Could it be that the legendary Balabala scissors have reappeared?"

"Daishan opened a lucky bag before, but after changing hands several times, no one knows who it fell into."

"Why do I have an ominous premonition that this little pair of scissors won't just cut off this love once they come out."

When Wei Shi saw that Huamanlou was getting divorced, he ordered the transaction with the other party, but at the same time, Huamanlou's divorce notice was like sending out a secret signal, and Ling Yang also took action at the same time.

He passed a teleportation talisman over.

#Game Mode On#

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Huahua, trade!

[Battle] Tisha is crazy!

[Battle] Di Shi launched an attack on Ling Dang'er!

[Battle] Di Shi used the dash to the bell!

[Battle] Ling Dang'er is going crazy!

[Battle] Ling Dang launched an attack on Di Shi!

[Battle] Ling Dang'er cast vine entanglement on Di Shi!

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Thank you!

[Combat] Ling Dang'er released the shelter of the wind to herself!

[Current] Di Shi: Chase!

[Battle] Bai Shaotang went crazy!

[Battle] Bai Shaotang launched an attack on Ling Dang'er!

[Battle] Ling Dang'er released the silence of water to Bai Shaotang!

Di Shi and Bai Shaotang ran out of Sianwen Lake chasing Bell one after the other, and suddenly——

[System] [Liu Li Button] is online!

【Current】Di Shi: It's been tricked!go back!

At this time, Ling Dang'er teleportation talisman CD, Bai Shaotang used the teleportation talisman on Huamanlou was rejected, only Di Shi immediately flew back through the husband and wife skills.

[Battle] Di Shi used Tianya Haijiao to teleport to the location of Liulikou.

After Di Shi teleported, he realized that he was in the middle of the lake. Liu Likou had been waiting for this moment. He added Huamanlou friends as soon as he went online, and immediately flew to the other side with the teleportation talisman to trade with him.

Di Shi's conjugal teleportation skill was on CD, and he quickly rushed from the center of the lake to the shore, and he had the scissors in Liulikou.

[Battle] Di Shi launched an attack on Liulikou!

[Battle] Liulikou uses the invincible pill to enter the eight-second invincible state!

Liulikou activates the small scissors and enters the five-second singing countdown.

five four three two one.

【Announcement】Even if the love is stronger than gold, I still hate seeing each other. [Liu Likou] cut off the relationship with [Di Shi] with a knife in his hand. Since then, he will never see each other again.

Ling Dang'er and Bai Shaotang also ran back at this time, only to see Di Shi and Liu Likou standing by the lake without saying a word.

No one spoke at the scene, and after a long time, Di Shi finally opened his mouth.

[Current] Di Shi: Good!good!good!

He took a step forward.

[Current] Di Shi: Bring the scissors.

Liu Likou didn't want to make a deal with him, so he threw the scissors out.

Ti Shi picked up the scissors.

[System] [Cutting Love Threads, Breaking Six Desire Bottles, Sinking Hairpins, Folding Lao Yan Flying Small Scissors] has been destroyed by [Di Shi].

[System] [Di Shi] is offline.

#Game Mode End#

Tang Xiuwen breathed a sigh of relief.

[Current] Liulikou: Ah, it feels so refreshing to look at the top of my head now.

Xu Xian was extremely nervous.

[Current] Hua Manlou: Me, me, I was really coerced by them... Changing the phone lock!

It was only then that Ling Yang came to his senses.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: ...No, I haven't left yet! ! !