The Antelope and Night Wolf

"Soul Light OL" Gossip Rivers and Lakes Edition

Title: Since Di Shida and Liu Likou divorced, I no longer believe in love Poster: I am moved by you

Content: I really don't understand. I have been waiting for you for eight months alone, and the eight months on the Internet are comparable to eight years in reality. Even an iceberg should melt, even a stone should be tempted , Liulikou, how did you cut that scissors so cruelly?

1L: I feel the same way. When I saw that system announcement, I was really sad. I waited for more than half a year for Di Shida online, and finally waited for Liulikou to go online, and finally this came?This feeling is really... MD will not talk about it, no matter whether Di Shida can see it or not, I just want to say to you: Let go!That shemale is not worth it!

2L: black pepper steak!From now on, turning black towards Liulikou powder is simply ruthless to the extreme!

3L: You keep saying that Liulikou SAMA is wrong, but do you know the truth?As a person who knows the inside story, I finally couldn't help but want to stand up and vindicate Liu Likou. The truth is: Liu Likou himself was not the one who fell in love with Di Shi in the first place!It was Di Shi who opened the other party's account to get married without permission, and the only pair of scissors that could cut off the love than Jin Jian's marriage was not in Di Shi's hands at first, it was him who forcibly received it in order to prevent the other party from borrowing a divorce Yes, Liu Likou was too disappointed with his tough approach, so he would rather not even have his account and log off from the bottom of the sinking lake.You keep criticizing Liu Likou for being wrong, who knows how much criticism Liu Likou has received since he married Di Shi?How much slander and abuse have you suffered?Didn't you see the words that people in the world criticize him every day as a shemale and paragon?When I was with him, I would be kicked even for the next small dungeon. Later, he didn't even play the dungeon, and he deliberately treated me very coldly, just not wanting to hurt me.For those who maliciously speculate without knowing the truth, I want to say that you don't know this person at all!I am the little bracelet from the madhouse, posting with my real name, without a vest, if there is half a lie in the above, immediately delete the account and apologize!

4L: After reading the words of the third brother, I am not firm in my position. If what is said is true, then Indra’s actions are indeed a bit too much.

5L: I just said, a slap can't make a sound. If it wasn't Di Shi's fault, why did Liulikou do it so well?Now it's the other way around pretending to be a lover, if people don't like you, don't post it shamelessly! X!The whole world view has been subverted, and I don't believe in love anymore, mother!

6L: The public says the public is right, the mother-in-law says the mother-in-law is right, I don’t know which side to believe, I’m so tired, I feel like I won’t love anymore...

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[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Come on.

Seeing that the opponent had released the Lion King, Shen Ma suddenly had a bad feeling. He originally wanted the opponent to attack first, so he temporarily changed his strategy. Before the opponent made a move to set a trap, he used a berserk warrior first. The knock-up skill - impact.

The dash is similar to the warrior's charge. The difference is that the warrior's charge is to stun the opponent, while the warrior's charge is to rush to knock the opponent into the air. This skill cannot be resisted or avoided. When using the skill, he adjusted the angle, and immediately knocked Xiaobai out of the city wall and flew outward.

Everyone who saw this scene thought that the duel was over before it even started. The archer was knocked out of the city wall and was bound to fall back to the ground.

Shen Ma had already photographed the carriage return and was about to announce her victory, when she saw Xiaobai make a cloud chasing the moon in mid-air, and instantly turned back to the city wall. There was an inconspicuous raised stone in the middle of the wall. After staying there for a moment, no one could find that that place could become a foothold.

Just landing on the ground for a moment is enough for Xiaobai to use his lightness skills. Immediately after he hit the ground, a bird soared into the blue sky, and the whole set of movements was completed in one go, so fast that it was dizzying. Bai held the bow in the air with his left hand and drew it with his right hand. The sun blocked by him behind him turned his whole body into a backlight, except for the edge that shone with golden light, like a god descending from the earth.

One second, two seconds, three seconds, after aiming and shooting, Xiaobai loosened his right hand, and the off-string arrow pierced the sky, and hit Shenma's chest impartially. Shenma, like Tyrannosaurus rex, pursued the maximization of power He is of the Berserk type, unable to equip breastplate, and his defense value is not even comparable to that of some commoners. Xiaobai's aiming and shooting has been strengthened by his talent, and he has a critical strike. This arrow actually wiped out one-third of his blood.

Xiaobai continued to do triple jumps in the air, shooting an arrow in each jump. Shenma also wanted to practice lightness kung fu, but was injured by the broken tendons of the lion king who remained on the ground, and his movements were restricted. The lion king itself was an attack For an extremely powerful pet, Kuangwu's defense value is not enough in front of it. Coupled with the unique bleeding debuff of the beast type's bite, Shenma's blood volume instantly plummeted.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Shen Ma adjusted her strategy in time, and first turned her target to the lion that was close to her. Kuangwu's explosive power would make him fear three points even in defense, let alone just a mere pet.He picked up the two-handed axe, and with one throw, the Lion King's blood bar was actually half empty.

When Shenma was fighting the lion king, Xiaobai fell from the sky lightly, and stepped on the cloud before landing without any injuries.He whistled, and the lion king gave up attacking and turned back to his master. Shenma had been waiting for this opportunity long ago. She pressed TAB with the little finger of her left hand to switch the target to Xiaobai, and pressed J quickly with her right hand at the same time, which was set by him. As long as the archer can get close to the opponent, he has the ability to reverse the situation.

However, he pressed the button for a long time, but the system kept reminding that there was no target to attack. Shen Ma was stunned. He had clearly selected the target just now. He took a closer look and found that the other party had used fake death just now. He was almost laughing. It is a powerful tool, and it is worthless in PVP. NPCs who can only follow the AI ​​will of course be deceived by the fake death. Could it be that the living opponents can't tell that you are fake death?

Xiaobai has been released from the state of suspended animation, Shenma moved the mouse, precise positioning, suspended animation CD, let me see how you clear the target this time.Shen Ma pressed the J button again without hesitation, and rushed to the opponent, but stopped at a distance of 0.1 yards from Xiaobai. Seeing that his ax was only a little bit away from hitting the opponent's neck, he couldn't move In the slightest, the ice layer rising from the ground instantly surrounded him, and even the hideous expression on his face was frozen.

Freezing Trap!It turned out that Xiaobai faked his death just now not only to clear the target, but also to set traps to get out of the battle. This is obviously one of the most commonly used tricks by hunters, but I carelessly thought that the opponent was just a Xiaobai who couldn't understand the difference between PVP and PVE. And eager for quick success and instant benefit, he launched a sudden attack, which is obviously to take the initiative to hit the opponent's muzzle!

The moment Shenma was frozen, she knew that the situation was over. Sure enough, Xiaobai took a few steps back slowly, as if teasing her prey, and then flew back against the wind and waves, and landed firmly on the flag. point.

Time is passing by little by little, and Xiaobai seems to be deliberately waiting for the freezing trap to be lifted. This kind of artificially prolonging the battle time is nothing but psychological torture to the enemy, just like pinching the seconds. At the moment when the ice melts, The lion king who rushed towards Shenma received the order to kill from his master, and his whole body turned red like blood. He bit his opponent's throat, and Xiaobai also pointed at him with the longbow in his hand. The blood strips bottomed out. Shenma can completely predict the opponent's next move.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Goodbye.

[Battle] Niangzi and Chunxiao Kusuo cast a killing shot on Shenma, causing a fatal blow!

[Battle] Shenma is dead.

[Alliance War] [Eradicate the Madhouse] The flag bearer is dead, and the alliance flag has landed, please pick it up as soon as possible, the flag will be reset after 60 seconds.

Xiaobai turned to the place where the flag was planted, and began to sing for ten seconds. After ten seconds, the flag on his back disappeared, and a three-legged battle flag floated from the top of the tower of Maimeng City.

At the same time, the system flashed a bright red notice.

[Announcement] [Three Legs] Successfully Occupied Maimon City!

[Announcement] [Lady, Spring Night is Short] Obtained [Maimen City Lease]!

[Announcement] [Lady, Spring Night is Short] won the title of [Maimen City Lord]!

The crowd at the scene were stunned.

"My God, how is that possible?"

"I can't believe it!"

"Did I get dazzled just now?"

"Does anyone think he was so handsome just now?"

"You are not alone, you are really handsome..."

"Sister's little heart is still trembling."

"But isn't he a rookie?"

"Is it a substitute?"

"It must be the right substitute!"

Xiaobai jumped from the top of the tower to the city wall, passing Shenma's body.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: remember what you said, and you are not allowed to set foot in Maimeng City for half a step in the future.

[Current] Shenma: ...

He picked up Ping Zong Xiaying, flew down from the wall, switched from running to walking, walked up to Xiao Kou'er step by step, and knelt down on one knee.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: I was the one who made the decision before, and you forced a divorce, I don't blame you.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: I know you must be very angry now, but this time there will be no scissors to cut us off.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is too short: Maybe my previous actions were too tough, but now I wholeheartedly want to save you, please give me a chance.

Ling Yang in front of the computer saw this, and had already guessed most of it, and covered his mouth in surprise, oh my god, Wei Shi is so proud, he would...

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Although we have been married twice, I have never proposed to you once, and we have not even held a wedding between us. I don’t know if it is too late to make up for it.

Wei Shi applied for the deal and put the Maimon City deed on it.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: I propose to you with the city deed as a dowry gift.

[Current] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Kouer, marry me.

Although the onlookers were clouded, they were impressed by Xiaobai's performance before, and now they were moved by his words, and they were as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Marry him!"

"Marry him!"

"Marry him!"

……

The other protagonist of the incident was silent from beginning to end, and no one could figure out what he was thinking.

He didn't speak until everyone realized that something was wrong and stopped making a sound.

【Current】Master, please be gentle: Di Shi... you are doing well...

[System] [Xianggong, please be gentle] is offline.

A group of onlookers who didn't know the truth were petrified because of these two words.

"What did she call him just now?"

"Tishi? Did I hear you right?"

"Miss, the short spring night is Ti Shi? The Ti Shida who is fishing in Shiwen Lake?"

"He called her Kou'er just now, could it be Liuli Kou?"

"My God, what a divine unfolding!"

"Since the last time Liulikou went online and cut love than Jinjian, Di Shi hasn't appeared again. So they are playing trumpet?"

"Oh my god, I actually downloaded a dungeon with Di Shida!"

"Me too, I kicked him!"

"Msanggong, please be gentle and have been in Linshan for a long time. It turns out that Liulikou has not appeared for so long because he switched servers."

"One changed servers and the other chased after them, right? My God, I believe in love again."

"You believe in your size! Didn't you see that the divorce over there didn't agree to the marriage proposal here? Di Shida is so pitiful."

"I also feel so pitiful, Ti Shida, why don't you consider me~"

Xiaobai stood up silently, Xiaokouer canceled the transaction before going offline, and the city deed returned to him.

He found Bai Shaotang among the crowd and traded the city deed to him.

[Private chat] Bai Shaotang: I failed again, do you want to continue?

[Private chat] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Of course, once is not twice, twice is not three times, there is no word for failure in my dictionary.

[Private chat] Bai Shaotang: Such a stalker is really not suitable for you. For him, have you even given up your dignity as the king of beasts?

[Private chat] Lady, Chunxiao is short: Do you know what the main ingredient of colored glaze is?silica.To put it bluntly, it is a stone.

[Private chat] My lady, Chunxiao is short: Even if it is a stone, as long as you grind it patiently, you can grind it into a heart.

[Private chat] Lady, Chunxiao is short: sooner or later, I will wear off his protective shell. This is my dignity.

[System] [Lady, Chunxiao is short] is offline.

The author has something to say:

In fact, I should have proposed yesterday, yesterday was Teacher's Day...

I wonder if anyone finds the BBS at the beginning familiar?That's the point of view from both sides last time when you had an active discussion.

TO Players who don't play online games: The author has tried his best to write the battle scenes in a simple way, but there are bound to be some things that you don't understand, and it is also difficult to explain. Please YY if you don't understand.

TO Players who play online games: Aiming, feigning death, killing orders, creeping clouds, flying birds, footprints, shooting beast kings and double-cultivated archers, you can't afford to hurt, don't complain about the author, don't forget, they don't play basic games Three is not Yamaguchi, but "Soul Dan OL"! (PS is a violent warrior who can't wear a breastplate and throws an ax at the universe. If you guess the prototype of this, you are a god!)

[Battle] [Ruo Shi.susu.Cool] [tea bag] drop mines!

[Battle] [Ji] Throw a grenade!

【Drop】[Lango's Work Boots]

When Lango metalworking practiced making hammers, he wore a one-piece tooling + tooling boots set.Having said that, the antelope still doesn't know the true meaning of the hammer.