The Antelope and Night Wolf

Sender: Antelope (little antelope also wants to go to the training camp), letter area: Homosexual Title: Training camp is the hotbed for JQ

Sending station: Yanshan University Centennial Tree People BBS

A group of hot-blooded sportsmen live together, and they accidentally wiped their guns and went off.

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Sender: Sevenwind (wind), letter area: Homosexual Title: Re: The training camp is the hotbed for Suna to breed JQ

Sending station: BBS of Luoming Institute of Physical Education, Greenery and Clear Water, BBS of Yanshan University, BBS of [-]-year-old people

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Bell was kicked out by Night Wolf.

Of course, this is from the perspective of an insider. In the eyes of the majority of members, Yelang's performance is like this:

[Team] Night Wolf: I'm very sorry, my wife can't remember how to play this dungeon. It's a bit difficult for her to cope with the team dungeon with her current physical condition. Can you let her go down and rest? DKP will be directly deducted from my score.

[Team] Ling Dang'er: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to_, ​​please don't deduct my husband's DKP, deduct mine, if not, please owe T___T

[Team] Mo Shangxin: I was the one who pulled the bell because of my lack of consideration. I am also responsible.

[Team] Plaice: There is no need to deduct the DKP, the old wolf can just report the repair fee.

[Team] Huamanlou: Ah, Sister Biao took advantage of the fire to rob, but... Please report +1

[Team] Don't run away when you are small: ask for report +2

[Team] Mengdandan: Please report +10086! ! !

[Team] Night Wolf: No problem, I will pay for the repairs of the whole team today.

The team channel suddenly said "Lang Ge is mighty!" "Old Wolf Ban Sai!" one after another.

While teasing Night Wolf, everyone still did not forget to comfort Bell.

[Private chat] Mo Shangxin: Bell, you are alright, don't worry, everyone didn't mean to blame you, you were just joking with the old wolf.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: It's all my fault, tell my husband to report it, or I'll have a bad conscience >_

[Private Chat] Hua Man Lou: It's my fault, I should have warned you in advance.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Nothing!It was me who made the mistake, Huahua, don’t feel guilty, otherwise I will feel guilty!

[Private chat] Plaice: I will take you to the next CD. After we push the boss, you can click Huyanjue, so that we can save the repair fee for the day.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ...you must obey the organization's instructions and fulfill your mission!

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Congratulations, you have added another debt to yourself. Are you happy?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Anyway, I still don't get on it. If there are too many lice, it doesn't itch. It will cost you my husband~~~~╭(╯3╰)╮

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Actually, you did it on purpose, now you can meet your lover privately.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Oh, it's disgusting to see you see this.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: But the person you're having an affair with doesn't seem to be online today.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: You care about him so much?He's gone out and won't be back until next week. Do you want to seize the opportunity? XD During the past few nights when the Sword Love Guild was active, Ling Yang had been hanging out with Luo Mingfeng, and news about the Great God always spread very quickly on the server , almost everyone knows that Night Wolf's wife disappeared after earning a large sum of money, reappeared and then hooked up with the Great God. For a while, various versions of rumors and rumors emerged endlessly.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: You give me enough time.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Husband, you're jealous again.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Don't call me husband in private chat.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Obviously you forced her to be your wife.

[Private chat] Yelang: That was in front of outsiders, no matter how well you behave in private, you won't get overtime pay.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: He is a silver girl who looks the same on the outside~~

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Shut up, don't make waves.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I don't, I don't, I don't~~~~~~~~~~

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Why do you talk so much?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Can't take it anymore?If you can't stand it, you can divorce your wife.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: You deliberately provoke me, right, I won't be fooled by you.

[Private Chat] Ling Dang'er: Well, I admit that I'm just challenging your bottom line and making you take the initiative to sever ties with me.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: That's impossible, stop wishful thinking.

[Private Chat] Bell: ╭(╯^╰)╮

Ling Yang was planning to try his best to tease Night Wolf once more, when the system sent out a friend online notification that attracted his attention.

[System] Your friend [Luo Mingfeng] is online.

[Private chat] Bell:? ?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Didn't you go to the summer training camp?

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: I brought a notebook, and there is a network cable in the guest house.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: The conditions are good, I thought you guys were playing floor in the arena.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: Hehe, I read too many comics, so I have to bring my bed.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: That's right.

Ling Yang was squatting and digging grass while chatting, and suddenly found that his character was stunned and unable to move, and then received a system notification that a player was attacking him.

There is only one kind of profession in the game that can stealthily stun people from behind, and that is the phantom warrior.

It should be said that the priests used by Ling Yang are the least afraid of warriors. What kind of berserk type, walker type, and phantom type type, fighting is like chopping melons and vegetables. If it is the same as before, Ling Yang can knock down the opponent with just a simple movement of his little finger.

That Yingwu was really full to support a sneak attack on a priest.

Ling Yang hummed twice and thought to himself, if the tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a little antelope?

I saw him crackling a set of gorgeous combos and then used it.

Before he could use the third move, he died.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Cough, technical error, technical error.

Ling Yang apologized to the other party in embarrassment.

[Current] Marshal Peng: ...I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen someone as stupid as you.

Ling Yang had the urge to tap his head on the keyboard again.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: I said it all, it was a mistake!mistake!I am very good!

[Current] Marshal Peng: ...

[System] [Marshal Peng] wants to resurrect you with the resurrection scroll, do you accept it?Confirm the cancellation Ling Yang clicked Confirm.

The two filled up the blood blue, and Marshal Peng gradually disappeared in front of Ling Dang'er, and then stunned him from behind after a while.

This time Ling Yang reacted more quickly, he threw a HOT to himself as soon as the dizzy state was lifted, and then another Dalian move.

This time he only got to the second move and died.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Ah...you used a cheat!

[Current] Marshal Peng: You only use cheats!

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Otherwise, how could you kill me twice in a row?

[Current] Marshal Peng: Judging from your operation just now, this is normal, and it is not normal to be killed by you twice.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: How come... I'm obviously very strong...

[Current] Marshal Peng: I haven't had a single P with you, but everyone said that your dungeon operation is not bad. Now it seems that this should be just a rumor.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Huh?you know me?

[Current] Marshal Peng: You don't know me?

Ling Yang tilted his head, why are these words so familiar, it seems that the first sentence Night Wolf said to him is also the same...

Is it possible? ? ? ?

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Are you my husband too? ? ?

[Current] Marshal Peng: Get out!Who is your ladyboy husband!

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Ah, that's good, that's good.

Ling Yang patted his chest, he was really afraid that his predecessor, Ling Dang'er, would leave him with any historical problems.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: You must not be online very much recently.

[Current] Marshal Peng: Yes, I've been busy these days and haven't played much.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: It's a pity, you missed the wonderful process of my whitewashing.

[Current] Marshal Peng: Oh?

[Current] Ling Dang'er: My account was hacked last month.

[Current] Marshal Peng: This excuse sucks...

[Current] Ling Dang'er: It's true! !

[Current] Marshal Peng: Then how do you explain that it took so long to retrieve the account, and you don't even know me?

【Current】Ling Dang'er: I had a car accident!Amnesia!

[Currently] Marshal Peng: Fuck, this is a rotten meme...

[Current] Ling Dang'er: It's not up to you whether the stalk is rotten or not!The people have their own judgment!

[Current] Ling Dang'er: If you don't believe me, you can ask, Luo Mingfeng made a guarantee for me!

[Current] Marshal Peng: You are lying again, you are a rival gang, how can he guarantee you?

[Current] Ling Dang'er: I don't care to lie to you!

The screen flickered to white, and it was Night Wolf flying over with his husband and wife skills.

[Current] Marshal Peng: Then you must be climbing the wall.

【Current】Night Wolf: Climb the Wall?

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Don't teleport someone in the middle of what they are saying! > Dish

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Because you are ashamed to let me see what you said?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Taking meaning out of context is a no-no!

[Private chat] Yelang: If I didn't hear it, I can make up my own brain.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ...It's not what you imagined!

[Current] Marshal Peng: Hi, it's you.

[Current] Night Wolf: It's me.

Night Wolf roared a BUFF that increased his attack power, swung the spear in his hand twice and knocked Marshal Peng to the ground.

Although he was a defensive fighter who was not very good at fighting, he had equipment to suppress him after all, and the opponent didn't seem to have the consciousness to fight back. Just being stabbed to death by the night wolf like this made Ling Yang, who had been defeated by him twice, feel so embarrassed.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: ... What are you doing, husband?

[Current] Night Wolf: Didn't he just kill you twice?It has been prompted in the husband and wife system and the guild channel.

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Uh...it's a long story.

[Current] Marshal Peng: He is a shemale.

[Currently] Ling Dang'er: How many times do I have to tell you before you believe that I was hacked (#`炸′)

[Current] Night Wolf: I know whether my wife is a transvestite, and I don't need outsiders to worry about it, let alone you.

[Current] Marshal Peng: We are now comrades-in-arms of the revolution who share the same destiny, and you are not on my side?

Ling Yang thinks I'll be fucked, what kind of flirtatious unfolding is this?

[Current] Night Wolf: Who is connected to your destiny?I haven't settled with you yet.

[Current] Marshal Peng: Guys, you can't do this, you can understand my mood best, right?Both of us are victims of wives and shemales.

Ling Yang was taken aback when he heard this, and couldn't help looking up at the other party, and sure enough, he found a line of small characters under Marshal Peng's name.

Just now, Ling Yang's attention was all on the chat window, and he didn't pay attention to this line of small characters. Now after careful identification, he found that his title is "The Mrs. Hua Manlou".

faint!

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Are you Huahua's husband?

[Current] Marshal Peng: Your amnesia is cured?

[Current] Ling Dang'er: ...Then why do you still want to kill me!

[Current] Marshal Peng: Who is the husband of that shemale?I hate ladyboys the most in my life, do you know that!

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Then why did you marry him in the first place?

[Current] Marshal Peng: How did I know that she was a mermaid!

【Current】Ling Dang'er: ...

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Did Huahua ever say that she is a woman?

Based on Ling Yang's understanding of Huamanlou in the past few days, he is definitely not the kind of person who can pretend to be a woman.

[Current] Marshal Peng: No, but he plays a female character, isn't that called a ladyboy?

[Current] Ling Dang'er: But his name is Huamanlou.

[Current] Marshal Peng: So what?This name is so girly, it is a person who will be misunderstood.

【Current】Ling Dang'er: ...

[Current] Ling Dang'er: No, then do you think Lu Xiaofeng is a man and a woman?

[Currently] Marshal Peng: Of course it's a woman, isn't this name more masculine?

[Current] Ling Dang'er: Husband, is this person from the same planet as us?

[Current] Night Wolf: You don't have to talk so much nonsense with him.

Ling Yang is still talking nonsense here. Over there, the hard-hearted members of the guild where Marshal Peng belongs have formed a group after seeing the news of Marshal Peng's killing on the gang channel, and sent Yelang and Ling Dang'er, a pair of desperate mandarin ducks, to the underworld. .

Seeing that his MT and his wife were both killed, the Jianqing people didn't even type the copy and ran out to group P with the other party.

After being revived, Marshal Peng saw that Huamanlou had also gone there, so he kept chasing and killing him. Huamanlou was better at PVE, but weak in PK. He was rounded by Marshal Peng again and again, and even Ling Yang couldn't stand it anymore.

[Private Chat] Bell: Where are you?Come and make a stop.

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Not me.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Dizzy, what about others?

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: I went to take a shower.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Why aren't you together?

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: Why do I want to be together! ! !

[Private Chat] Ling Dang'er: Hey Tyrannosaurus Rex, don't be angry...

After a few minutes.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: I'm back, why are you bullying Baobao again?He was fine just now, and now he is losing his temper again.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ...I don't bully you as much as you do. If I didn't know you, I would have been deceived by your warm appearance.

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Hehe.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Don't talk about it, come here quickly, there is going to be a world war.

[System] Your friend [Luo Mingfeng] wants to use the friend locator to come here, do you agree?After confirming the cancellation, the Great God personally intervened and the relationship between Tie Xue Dan Xin and Luo Ming Jiu Tian was not bad, so he sold his face and quickly withdrew.

Although the Jian Qing people don't get along with Luo Ming, they won't be able to gang up on Luo Mingfeng alone, and go back to the dungeon after staying for a while.

[Private chat] Marshal Peng: Sure enough, you have face, the god personally guarantees you, forget it, I believe you are not a transvestite.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Hmph, I told you ╭(╯^╰)╮

[Private chat] Marshal Peng: But I don't believe you didn't climb the wall.

[Private Chat] Bell: Damn (ノ｀Д′)ノ︵┻━┻

The more Ling Yang thought about it, the more he felt unlucky today. He was kicked in the next instance and abused in the field PK. He couldn't help thinking that he could challenge No. 1 on the server's sad list. Nothing could be worse than the current situation.

He couldn't help shouting up to the sky, where is my golden finger?What about my protagonist's halo?

God heard his plea, and a player appeared on his screen, spotted him, and ran towards him happily.

Ling Yang carefully looked at the other party's name, rubbed his eyes again to confirm, and a hint of ominous premonition welled up in his heart.

His right hand quickly touched the ESC, brought up the system menu, and prepared to log off.

But he was still a step too slow in the end, the player had already run to Bell, and shouted happily:

【Current】Master, please be gentle: Master~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~