The Antelope and Night Wolf

When Ling Yang returned home, he saw Xu Xian sitting on the sofa with his hands on the armrests and legs for a while, as if he was uncomfortable all over.

"What's wrong with you?" Ling Yang asked curiously.

Before Xu Xian could speak, he saw Bai Long coming out of the kitchen with tea in his hand, Ling Yang's eyes almost fell out of his eyes.

Bai Long brought the tea to Xu Xian, Xu Xian took a sip and said nervously, "Too, too, too hot."

Bai Long had an expression that he really couldn't help you, "I'll help you cool off a little more."

Ling Yang opened his mouth wide to watch Bai Long bring the tea back to the kitchen, and brought it out again after a while.

"Too, too cold," Xu Xian was still dissatisfied.

"Then I'll..."

"Stop!" Ling Yang couldn't bear to stop, and the two turned their heads in unison, as if they had just realized that there was one more person in the room.

"When did you come in?" Bai Long looked disgusted.

"Haha, Yangyang, you are back haha." Xu Xian continued unnaturally.

Bai Long pressed his hand and pressed it close to his ear, "Don't be nervous."

"What are you guys doing?" Ling Yang couldn't understand at all.

"Don't you know? Today is May 5th," Bai Long explained for him.

"What happened on May 5?"

"520, I love zero, today is the world pet day."

"Ah? There are still such days?" Ling Yang opened his eyes.

"Today, no matter what request Xiao Shou makes, Xiao Gong must do it."

"Really?" Ling Yang smiled happily.

"Didn't you already see it?" Bai Long looked at Xu Xian tenderly, and Xu Xian immediately said, "Yes, yes, haha, I will do the reverse at 521 tomorrow."

Ling Yang thought about it, this is the reason!

"Does Brother Lang know?"

"I know, I told him early in the morning, by the way," Bai Long turned to ask Xu Xian, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

"I..." Xu Xian cleared his throat, "I want to eat McDonald's McFish set meal. I want a large portion of French fries, and a large portion of Coke..."

"No problem," Bai Long tapped his face lightly, "I'll buy it for you later."

"You two continue to love each other, I am no longer a light bulb," Ling Yang happily hummed a ditty and went out. When he left, Xu Xian breathed a sigh of relief as if the task had been completed.

"You will definitely kill him," Xu Xian twisted Bai Long's leg lightly.

"He deserves to die," Bai Long sipped his tea leisurely, "Who told you to tell you to hide it from me?"

"But didn't you say you never lied?"

"Let me ask you, does stealing from a thief count as stealing?"

"This one……"

"Is it robbery to steal a robber's money?"

"Uh……"

"Is it cheating to lie to Ling Yang?"

"..."

"This is called self-death if you do many unrighteous actions."

Xu Xian looked at the sky speechlessly, "I hope Alang is in a good mood today."

As soon as Ye Lang opened the door, he saw Ling Yang half lying and half sitting on the sofa, with both feet on the coffee table.

"You're back," Ling Yang greeted him carelessly. Ye Lang felt that Ling Yang was a bit strange today, so he put the keys aside calmly and didn't say anything.

"Go," Ling Yang waved his hand, "Pour me a cup of tea."

Ye Lang stopped in his tracks, looked Ling Yang up and down for a while, and then went into the kitchen to pour him a cup of tea.

Ling Yang took a look, Hua Huacheng didn't bully me!

He took a sip from the teacup, "It's too hot! Re-infuse and re-infuse!"

Ye Lang changed him a cup without saying a word.

"It's too cold this time! Forget it, forget about the tea, I want to eat McDonald's, that," Ling Yang shook his feet triumphantly, "I want a Big Mac set meal, oh yes, I want a large portion of French fries Yes, there is also a large portion of Coke!"

Ye Lang was straightforward this time, "Okay."

Seeing him take out his mobile phone, Ling Yang said, "Hey, I want you to buy it, not to order takeaway."

"Yes," Ye Lang replied.

After half an hour—

The delivery boy knocked on the door of Ye Lang's house, "Hello, Mai Lesong."

The door was opened with a slam, and the takeaway boy was taken aback. Why is this man's face as red as ketchup?

Ling Yang snatched the bag from the delivery boy's hand, "Thank you!" Then he slammed the door shut.

The delivery boy stood outside the door for a while, then knocked on the door again, "Hi, you haven't paid yet."

Ling Yang opened the door and handed him the money, but the door was closed again with a bang.

The delivery boy rummaged through his pockets and knocked on the door again, "Hi, you haven't taken the change yet."

bang-bang-

The delivery boy continued to knock on the door calmly, "Hello, your ketchup."

In the room, Ye Lang sat on the sofa, pointed to the McDonald's on the coffee table and asked Ling Yang, "Aren't you going to eat?"

Ling Yang stood aside, blushing so much that he could bleed, "What do you want me to eat like this!"

"If you don't eat, I'll eat it, don't waste it."

Ling Yang blushed as he watched Ye Lang finish eating the hamburger slowly, then began to eat a large portion of French fries, and drank a large glass of Coke.

He bumped his head on the coffee table depressed, why on earth should I order a large portion.

Ye Lang finally finished eating, and commented, "Eat this kind of junk food less in the future."

Ling Yang lied weakly on the coffee table, "Take it out for me when you're done eating."

"No hurry," Ye Lang wiped his mouth with a tissue, "Pour me a cup of tea."

"..."

When the tea came, Ye Lang only took a sip, "It's too hot."

"..."

"It's too cold this time."

"..."

Finally, the tea was neither hot nor cold, Ye Lang only took a sip before putting it down, "I drank too much Coke, take it easy."

"Hey!!!"

Ling Yang wanted to cry, "I was wrong, please forgive me, I will never dare again."

Ye Lang nodded, "OK."

He reached into his pocket to get the Tiaodan remote control, took half of it, thought of something, and withdrew his hand again.

"I'm too full, accompany me downstairs to digest food."

"Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

at night

Ling Yang leaned on the bed with his waist supported, and pressed his phone while gritting his teeth.

"MD, I can't die alone."

He pressed the dial button, "Hello? Tyrannosaurus rex? Today is World Pet Day..."