[Orc] stab the world

Staying away from Beastmaster Alufa is the best choice for physical and mental health and happiness—this has become a warning for every male in the Kaser tribe.

When the males of the Kaser tribe gather together, in addition to showing off their prey and their females, etc., the most frequently talked about heroic deeds are how to avoid the favor of the beast king, all kinds of adventures, all kinds of clever tricks, compared with It is more honorable to escape from the jaws of a giant beast.Just kidding, who is the other party?It's the king of beasts.

Males, especially the males of the Kaser tribe with strong self-esteem, are well-known big men in the Western Continent. If they want to be treated like females by another male, it would be better to kill them.Therefore, it is rare for the heroes in the Kaser tribe to make do with their lives. Even if the target is their greatest beast king, they cannot accept being overwhelmed.Want them to overwhelm the Beastmaster?That's even more impossible. Beastmasters are their pride. Who would like to overwhelm their pride, let alone have the guts.

Therefore, the males maintain their human form in the invisible corner of the beast king. Once they meet, they will immediately transform into beasts, and their movements will become more and more proficient. Even a three-year-old boy has practiced the extremely fast human-beast transformation skills. When the agility of the whole people increases by one LV , Arufa finally lost interest in going to the streets.

Going to the street to see a bunch of stinky hair balls, it's better to stay at home and flirt by yourself.

Hiding in the Beastmaster’s residence, Alufa eliminated a few challengers with his fingers every day, and occasionally stared at Greem to quench his thirst. When he was free, he asked Geer to teach two tailoring styles, weaving lace, and sewing new clothes. Drinking, watching and playing, the little life is nourishing.

Alufa lowered his head to sew a few stitches, then raised his eyes to see Greem whose goosebumps had never faded, sucked in his saliva, then lowered his head to sew a few more stitches, it was a pleasure.Geer next to him sympathized with his elder brother, and looked at the Beastmaster who was humming a strange melody and playing needlework. The last trace of love for the Beastmaster had disappeared. Asked what was on his mind: "My lord, don't you really plan to take this opportunity to attack the Sili tribe? Autumn is a good time to do it, and winter is not suitable for fighting. It will be troublesome for the Sili tribe to recover after winter."

Alufa raised his strong arm to pull up the long thread, retracted the needle and sewed it down. He glanced coquettishly at the obviously stiff back, and said slowly, "Unless your brother marries me."

Greem trembled, but said nothing.

The corners of Geer's lips twitched slightly, forcibly suppressing the feeling of pregnancy, and after taking a few deep breaths, he finally recovered.He also wondered why his eldest brother didn't mention the attack on the Sili tribe recently, it turned out that he was intimidated.

"My lord, my brother is not the strongest orc in the Kaser tribe, why do you take a fancy to him?"

"Long time makes love."

Alufa answered casually, Greem almost wiped his neck, and secretly considered asking to be downgraded to become a pawn.

As a female, Geer's mind is much more delicate than that of Greem's. He immediately saw Alufa's dispensable and casual attitude towards his elder brother. It was clear that there was no true love, only teasing.

Is it because Greem is too annoying, so the king deliberately teased him?

"Long time makes love? If you meet a better male, the king will still empathize with others, right?"

Hearing this, two blushes appeared on Alufa's resolute face, and she gave Geer a shy glance, completely unaware that the female's hair was standing on end, and shyly scolded: "Geer, what are you talking about? But... If you introduce better males to others, it is not because your elder brother will not marry them."

"Your Majesty! Eliel of the personal guards, Sam and Titan are all more attractive than me." Greem's hair was all over his body, his eyes were shining with gold, and he graciously pushed his good brother into the fire pit.

Alufa tried hard to recall the appearance of these people, and after nodding, he spit out a harsh comment: "Elier is strong enough, but too naive, not evil enough. Sam is as smart as a ghost, not righteous enough. Titan This person is good at everything, but he is too young and naive."

really pick...

Apart from black lines, the two brothers realized that although their king is always staring at every male with hunger and thirst, he is actually not hungry, and is still very demanding.

"Then I... am I really that good?" Greem couldn't hold back his curiosity, and wanted to ask the king who forced the marriage again.

"Okay, okay, you're such a dick." Alufa crossed his legs and crossed his chest, and looked Greem up and down with a disgusted look: "Sometimes I wonder if you have a female heart like me, It’s always mother-in-law’s.”

Although he didn't know what a mother-in-law is, and what a mother-in-law is, Greem was really hit by the phrase "a female heart", and almost collapsed on the ground, but he was a little fortunate, after all, the king's respect for him The intention is not deep, but it is a great thing.

Geer glanced at his elder brother sympathetically, after a lot of thought, he finally came up with an idea: "But my lord, now I have shown you all the males in the Kaser tribe, and there is no one that is particularly suitable, is there?"

"That's right, that's why I asked Greem to make do with it."

Greem shrank into the corner, drew circles and cursed: "The king will never marry for the rest of his life..." Immediately, a ball of thread hit the back of his head, he scratched his head, and shouted angrily: "Then the king will not go to other tribes." Go and have a look, can you kidnap another male?" Anyway, other people's children can't stop dying, so Greem pushes the scourge out without any pressure.

Alufa was about to reward Greem with a flying needle, and his eyes lit up when he heard this.

Geer saw the opportunity, and immediately said: "My lord, what you said is right, our tribe doesn't see it right, and other tribes may have it. Well, if you attack the Sili tribe at this time, they will definitely resist. When the time comes, there will be a lot of males on the battlefield, so Your Majesty can take the opportunity to see the target."

"Tch, after all, you want him to fight." Alufa snorted, but he couldn't stop his inner wavering. Thinking of a bunch of beast-skinned men sweating and fighting on the battlefield, thinking of those hulking backs, thinking of those The handsome face dripping with sweat is indeed touching.

"My lord, you can't say that, it's called killing two birds with one stone." Geer has never been so cunning in his life, and he whispered to his king with the appearance of a treacherous concubine: "Think about it, the king defeated the Sili tribe, so as to consolidate the Kazakhstan. The status of the Se tribe, and the opponent lost to the king, even if the king wanted one or two males from them, how dare they refuse? Unlike in the Kase tribe, they also have to consider prestige and favor, and only let go of their defeated opponents Come on."

Alufa's eyes lit up when he heard this, and his aggressive eyes shot into the distance like X-rays, as if he had seen a lot of males standing in a row for him to pick, with a sinister smile on his face, There is a sound in the mouth.

Greem felt a chill behind him, and secretly prayed for the males of the Sili tribe... That enemy probably won't be able to withstand the king's spoiling.

Geer covered his lips with a low smile, gave Greem a smug look, and whispered to his elder brother softly: "Hey, this time we take down the Sili tribe, and big brother can pick a beautiful female from among them, so we don't have to worry about it." I am worried that the king will attack you one day."

"Good Geer, big brother really doesn't know how to thank you." Greem burst into tears: "Brother will never object to your affairs with Arthur again."

Thinking of her boyfriend, Geer blushed slightly, sweetly.

The two brothers were so excited that they didn't realize that their king was rummaging through boxes and cabinets.

Alufa dragged out a large piece of pink fabric, shook it back and forth, and compared it to his body, his face was full of excitement, and he asked shyly, "Look, can I wear this to the battlefield?"

The lace seriously exceeded the standard, the pink color was flooding, and all kinds of gorgeous dresses with cute embellishments came into their eyes. The brothers were caught off guard and spurted out a mouthful of big uncles. The proud and shy king.

Your Majesty, you have won...

Geer suppressed the turbulent blood, tried not to look at the bloody clothes, and for the glory of the tribe, he once again encouraged his three-inch tongue: "My lord, if you put on such... beautiful clothes on the battlefield, if you don't want to wear them, you can't wear them." It’s a pity if it’s broken, we’d better wait for the king to choose a suitable male after the war, and then wear it out for his object to admire.”

After the words fell, Geer elbowed the elder brother who was completely petrified by his side.

Greem grudgingly pulled himself together, and echoed: "That's right, your majesty's beautiful posture is definitely a waste on the battlefield. You should wear it at the celebration banquet after the victory." It is better to be defeated by vomiting blood before the battle.

"That's right, it's not easy for me to make this dress." Although he was a little disappointed, Alufa was still reluctant to part with the beautiful clothes, and happily put them back in the suitcase, but he didn't notice the two behind him who wanted to burn the suitcase to ashes With eager gazes, Alufa turned around and raised his arms, unflinchingly: "Ready to fight! Take down the Sili tribe and snatch all their males!"

Your Majesty, the last sentence can be omitted.