[Orc] stab the world

"Alufa! Who is he!" Ley pointed vigilantly at the beauty whom Alufa called his best friend, damn it, his silver hair was smoother than his own, and his face was more beautiful, damn it.

He En's silver eyes turned to the corners of his eyes, and he casually glanced at the female who was pointing at him. Knowing that this was another female who was captured by Alufa, he really suspected that all the females on this continent had crooked eyes, right?Why did the two of them lean on the king who always tested other people's nerves, didn't they see the king's ambition?

Alufa didn't care about the female's emotions. When he met his best friend again, he was in a good mood, with pink stars shining in his eyes: "He En, did you come here because you were worried about her? Is it true? Our friendship is really not good. Will there be a estrangement because of external conditions such as appearance and identity? He En, you are really a good sister."

"Enough." He En resisted the twitching of the corners of his lips, and retorted coldly: "I don't know why you are here, I want to leave the Kaser tribe by myself, that tribe that is about to be driven crazy by you, and stay any longer It's not interesting either."

Alufa has understood from his previous life to this life that to be a lady, one must have the heart of the Virgin Mary and a pair of ears that can automatically recognize the content of the crab, so He En's words are like this after being passed by the crab- "I know you're here all the time, and you're talking about the Kaser tribe, (beep——), there's no point in staying any longer."

Swish——(I am the king's tears, I draw them down.)

"He En, you have found him now, but he is not planning to go back to the Kaser tribe. He has found a clue to become a female, and he is about to fulfill his wish. Don't stop him." Alufa thought of himself in the near future. Then she could turn back into a beauty, she couldn't help shedding tears, clenched her fists, and playfully stuck out a small tip of her tongue, squeezing one blue eye.

The bird man took a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood, and fell to the ground on his back, his eyes were hollow to reflect the blue sky and white clouds, but it was so vicissitudes: Ah...the sky of Smita Snowfield, my hometown, maybe I will never...impossible... In your arms... soaring...

Leon: (/≧▽≦)/~┴┴Ahahahaha...why do I spurt blood...it must be metabolism...yes, metabolism..."嘤嘤嘤...my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are bad Lost."

Kunta: Hey, why is there blood coming out of my mouth, why can't it stop... why?Am I really sick?

Ley, whose eyes and ears were blinded by love, only gritted his teeth. He guessed who this He En best friend is. It must be that Alufa has a bear lover who is in love. The medicine for lovers to turn into females, but because Alufa is so good, this is what He En's girlfriends don't want to let go of their husbands, so they take the opportunity to snatch them, and now they are all chasing him.

Sure enough?Is everyone grabbing good things?Ley felt that he could not lose. He wanted to defend his own happiness. Even if the female in front of him was more beautiful than him, it didn't mean anything. He was the pharmacist in the tribe. Everyone said that he was the best female in several tribes, but It's just a pretty straw bag, nothing to be afraid of.

Thinking of this, Ley couldn't help laughing up to the sky: "Ahahahaha!!! Let's explode, my little universe~~~"

He En looked at the few people who seemed to be in a strange misunderstanding, and felt cold in his heart: "Where did these people come from, their brains are a little abnormal."

"Is there?" Alufa tapped his chin with a long finger, and said innocently: "People think they are very cute, and they gave you the clue to become a female. Let me tell you, He En's best friend."

Alufar pulled Heen over, happily gossip about the legend of the beast god relic and the three wishes, until his words fell, Heen did not interrupt, which is rare, Alufa knew that this best friend knew everything Well, it’s just that there’s not enough gossip. Every time he talks about gossip, his best friend always interrupts him, but this time he doesn’t. His whole body feels good after gossip.

He En was silent for a long time, those people were still immersed in some strange world of thoughts in the snow and could not come out, and He En had already digested all of them, he glanced at the sources of news, and saw one lying on the ground in a big shape His eyes were empty, as if he couldn't live anymore, one was crying and laughing and delirious, the other was wiping the blood that couldn't be wiped off his mouth with a dazed face, and the other was laughing wildly with a grim face... The source of the news was a little...very... Very unreliable.

But what Alufa said was right, and he didn't find a clue to solve the holy red medicine left in his body... I would rather believe it.

He En decided to use Alufa, so he softened his voice: "Alufa, if it's true, can I go together."

After hearing this, Alufa immediately thought of He En who had always wanted to be a masculine male, but turned out to be a very girly girl, and he already had a sympathetic friendship in his heart. of it?So he nodded decisively: "Okay, Kunta and the others only have one wish, and I also just want to become a female. There is one more chance, so come with me."

A smile finally appeared on He En's quiet face, like a lotus blooming in the snow, making Alufa bite his handkerchief in jealousy: "How about He En, let's make a wish to the beast god to exchange bodies?"

He En was slightly stunned, and many frames of shy pictures of the king flashed in his mind, and the corners of his lips twitched uncontrollably: "I don't even want to die."

Alufa was sad, even He En's best friend detested this body, and she really wanted to become a beautiful female as soon as possible.

But these were different in Lai's ears. He jumped up and frowned: "Alufa, don't you love your bear lover deeply? Who is this female! How dare you hold you Don't let it go, it's too shameless!"

He En's face turned ice-cold in an instant, where there was no gentleness just now. His silver eyes looked at Lai. Since the other party was a female, he turned his eyes away and walked away, ignoring her.

Alufa can see that he doesn't want his best friend to be wronged, even though this is the good guy who gave him the little blue pill: "Ley, what are you talking about? He En is a male."

male...male...male...

"male?!"

Birdman was shocked, Leon was shocked, Kunta was also shocked, and Ley was even more shocked.

"..." He En told himself that he couldn't care about it, if you were serious with a group of orcs with abnormal heads, you would lose.

"Looks so female?!" Kunta couldn't believe it. Although his love for Ley would not change, the slender orc with silver hair and silver eyes was clearly a female.

He En's face twitched a few times, and his icy face almost collapsed.

"Short oil, isn't it good? People think that He En looks good... well... although she is very female." Alufa bit his finger, blue eyes flicked back and forth on He En, all kinds of envy and hatred.

If you are serious with second-hand goods, then you will also be second-hand.

Thinking of this, He En turned cold again and changed the topic: "Aren't you going to the Somali Plain to find the Beast God Ruins? This is the Smita Snowfield, you are going the wrong way."

"Hey, I think you can go to the Somali Plain by going the other way~" Alufa shyly covered his face, and made a lovely twist at the end.

The three males except He En began to bleed again, and Ley fell into a whirlpool of love crisis called 'He En' and couldn't get out of it for the time being.He En rubbed his forehead, and began to think whether he should trust the king and stay away from him, so as not to have such a headache.But for himself, he persisted.

"Why bother to look far away, let me lead the way from now on, just follow along." After He En finished speaking, he unquestionably stretched out his hand hidden in the thick animal skin cloak, pointing to the south: "Go this way."

Alufa drooped his head in frustration, and wiped the crystal tears from the corners of his eyes: "He En is indeed a male, so fierce, I will listen to you."

bang...

Everyone looked at the clear blue sky, and finally believed that this was the thunder that struck from the depths of their souls.

Ley jumped up and opened his hands to defend Arufa: "How can you treat Alufa like this, you are cruel, you are ruthless, and you are unreasonable!"

He En turned his face away, and walked towards the south without looking at Lai, Ley was so angry that he stomped his feet, and when Alufa passed by him, he comforted: "Lai, don't be angry, He En's best friend has such a temperament People know that it is the male orc's favorite way to pretend to be cool, and people like cool orcs who can shake their chest muscles the most."

He En thought that if the king's words spread in the tribe, those orcs would no longer dare to shake their chest muscles to attract females, right?

And Ley has long been immersed in the joy of Alufa's active conversation, and once again fell into his delusional romance story, with pink bubbles all over his body, and he was shaking his chest muscles deep in his heart while chatting with Alufa Running and chasing among the little daisies in the mountains, a pure love of innocence... I must practice to shake my chest muscles.

He En saw the terrifying picture materialized above the head of a certain female, and he felt that he was really too young. If the king's words spread in the tribe, the most terrifying thing would be - the females in the whole tribe would learn to shake their chest muscles.

A parade of females shaking their chest muscles appeared in his mind, and He En raised his forehead emphatically, deciding to let himself lose his memory and forget about this episode.

With He En leading the way, they quickly left the Smita Snowfield and headed south.

Among the group of people marching solemnly, the orc with wings behind his back suddenly trembled, as if he had realized something.

Birdman: "Hey! I...I...Why don't I...don't fly?" After speaking, he flapped his wings.

"..."

The corners of He En's lips twitched slightly, and the bird man almost cried: "I want to ask why you followed us, aren't you a passer-by in Smita Snowfield?"

"..."