"What just now? Ah, old guy, you mean the phone call just now? What's the matter, isn't it interesting? The phone call is just passionate, do you feel it?" Quan Shi was playing casually, ignoring the man's thoughts at all.

"Feeling?" Quan Ai's voice sounded quite intriguing: "Yes, I was shot by what you said." Shameless, shameless.

"Damn, please can you stop being so blunt? OK?" Quan Shi rolled his eyes at the phone.

"Isn't that what you asked?" Quan Ai was still plausible.

Quan Shi obviously ran out of patience, and asked impatiently, "What do you mean? You just asked about this on the phone?"

"Xiao Shi, you have to understand that I put down all the work at hand to call you." The low voice revealed a hint of displeasure.

"Aren't I listening?" Quan Shi was indignant.

"Where are you? Who are you with?" The man's tone was very serious, with an air that could not be refused.

"Please, the old man can't even care about it, you big man, don't act like an old lady?" It's so annoying, and the most annoying is to be watched and controlled.

"I'm concerned about you." Quan Ai said in a deep voice, obviously angry,

"I won't tell, you're still pretending to be stupid, aren't you?" Quan Shi burst out with a frown.

"Oh?" Quan Ai became interested: "Pretend to be stupid? Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?"

"Please, are you the one who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger?" Quan Shi roared.

"Tell me, why am I pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?" The man is open and honest, it is best to fully explain his thoughts, he will definitely go forward and tear off this layer of window paper.

"Don't you think you care too much?" Damn, just say it, are you afraid of you?

"Xiao Shi..." On the other end of the phone, the man narrowed his hawk eyes that were lingering in the cold, and his cold lips curled into a confident arc: "We are brothers, not brother and sister, that's what you said."

"Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests." Quan Shi was almost pissed to death by Quan Ai, a big flirt.

"I only know that you get the moon first if you are close to the water." The man smiled so much that he felt goosebumps all over his body.

"Month? Moon? I love you a big watermelon, I will kill you on behalf of the moon~" Quan Shi began to mess around.

"Okay, little Shi, don't make trouble, actually, brother wants to tell you something." Hehe, the exciting part can begin.

"What's the matter?" Quan Shi was suspicious.

"Oh, I talked to a little friend, and it feels pretty good. I think I'm serious this time." Quan Ai's tone was unhurried, intentionally holding Quan Shi's appetite.

Sure enough, Quan Shi was a little dazed, saying that he is heartless is true, but sometimes Quan Ai looks at him like a big bad wolf looks at a little white rabbit, making him extremely uncomfortable, saying that he thinks too much It's possible, but Quan Mari's words and deeds on weekdays, even if his heart is big, occasionally he feels a little bit beyond the feeling of brothers and relatives, anyway, it's not good.

"Xiao Shi? Are you listening?" A man's low voice came from the phone: "It seems that I made a mistake in asking you to share my joy." The man looked very disappointed.

"No, I'm listening, who is it? The girl from which family? Damn, has the sun risen in the west?" Quan Shi quickly recovered, his brother found someone he likes?This is a good thing, it seems that he is sensitive, hahaha.

"What girl, she's a young man." Quan Ai joked.

"Fuck, it looks like the old man's birthday is this year, so I have to consider buying him a metal stent." Quan Shi is really filial, if Quan Tianlie finds out that his son is going to give him a heart stent, he will be so angry that he vomits three liters of blood.

"You can be brave." Quan Ai mocked Quan Shi. (Biaobei dialect means tiger, [-], stupid, and dull)

"Aren't you brave?" Quan Shi didn't want to be outdone: "You're not brave? Are you not brave?"

"Okay, let's fight each other!" Quan Ai said helplessly, Quan Shi's eyes rolled when he heard it, and he refused to accept anyone, so he obeyed his brother.

"Okay, don't irritate me. The overnight meal will be sprayed out in a while. When I go back, ask your little lover out to show me. I'll check it out for you." Quan Shi didn't even know that he had fallen into this trap. In the trap of Quan Mi.

"Success, if you like it, I'll like it, if you don't, I'll break up with him right away." The man is really generous.

"Yayaya, don't let this disgust me, you can take care of yourself." Quan Shi gagged again and again: "Okay, I'll hang up, and I'll call you back."

After picking up the line, Quan Shi directly turned off the phone, lest his coquettish elder brother call him again later to torture her.

"What's wrong with you? You made a phone call and went to Mars? Everyone is waiting for you." Jing Ou pulled his neck and said to Quan Shi who was staggering towards the campfire.

"Fuck you, Mars eT wants me to say hello, fuck." Quan Shi casually dropped the phone on the beach and sat down.

"You're happy to catch up with us every two weeks." Raising his eyebrows vigorously, he reached out and handed two bottles of beer to Quan Shi who had just returned to the team.

Quan Shi took the bottle and drank it nonchalantly. Chi Lan didn't expect that his group of friends really watched Quan Shi drink up two bottles of wine before starting the game. He was still a little worried about whether Quan Shi could drink two bottles in a row. Woolen cloth.

Flying the empty wine bottle in his hand gracefully, Quan Shi wiped his mouth and said, "Come on, brothers and sisters, let's get started."

"What are you playing?" Lei Li asked.

"Fuck, old game." Jing Ou squinted at Lei Li: "What's the matter? You still want to give everyone the whole semen suction method with your little Ye Zi?"

After the sound fell, Chu Ye raised his hand and punched Jing Ou, Jing Ou hurriedly apologized with a smile on his face and said, "No, no, I made a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue, it is the method of absorbing stars, not the method of absorbing essence, hehe, hehe."

"Rogue!" Chu Ye gave Jing Ou a hard look.

"Oh, old slut, take a look at your little Ye Zi, and discharge me if you have nothing to do, can I bear it?" Jing Ou's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"Fuck, can I just stop flirting and play for a while?" Cheng Yuan said to Jing Ou with a dark face.

"Ah, let's play, let's start now." Jing Ou looked at Chi Lan beside him and asked, "You understand the rules of the game, don't you?"

Chi Lan nodded. The game is actually quite interesting. It is called [What is there] and the rules of the game are very simple. The banker starts the game. If the banker asks: What is there in the vegetable market, what is there?Then he will answer immediately when he gets home: there are cucumbers in the vegetable market, there are cucumbers.Then the next person will also say: there are watermelons in the vegetable market, and there are watermelons, and so on, and it cannot be repeated.

If the dealer asks: what is in the bar, what is there?Others have to answer everything that may be in the bar. If anyone can't answer or repeats the answer, he loses, and he will be punished if he loses.

Anyway, that's what Yanbian told Chi Lan, and everyone demonstrated it to Chi Lan. Only after playing with Chi Lan did he realize that talking on paper doesn't work at all, and the actual combat experience is completely eloquent.

Jingou is the farmer, and the game starts with him. Before he speaks, Chi Lan secretly thinks about all the melons, fruits and vegetables that may be in the vegetable market, and also thinks about everything that may be in the bar, such as tables, chairs, and bar singing. Ah, the boss lady.

However, Jing Ou's question was not what Chi Lan expected, he opened his mouth and asked, "What's in the pants?"

Was Chi Lan dumbfounded then?What's in the pants?Three seconds of thinking time passed in the blink of an eye, and before Chi Lan could react, everyone announced that he had lost.

Edge smiled and gave Chi Lan a glass of wine, willing to admit defeat, there was nothing to say, Chi Lan took the glass and drank it down.

He lost, so naturally he was the banker, and he felt a little angry, thinking that Jing Ou was playing tricks, or trying to trick him on purpose, what's in his underpants?There are things that everyone has, but can you still talk about flowers?Chi Lan, who was unhappy in her heart, rolled her eyes and said, "What's in the pants?"

Jing Ou continued with a smile: "There is a butt in the pants, there is a butt."

have a butt?Chi Lan was slightly stunned, it seemed that the answer was correct, there was indeed a butt in the underpants, and she continued next to Jingou's edge: "Chrysanthemum."

"Wrong, drink." Quan Shi yelled and ended the game.

Edge refuses to admit defeat, and is serious with Quan Shi: "Which is wrong, what is wrong? Why is it wrong, what is wrong? Am I wrong about chrysanthemum?"

"Where did you say you were wrong? Did the chrysanthemum grow in your underpants? Did it bloom on your ass?" Quan Shi retorted.

"Are you pretending to be stupid? You don't know what a chrysanthemum is, do you?" Edge raised his eyebrows and looked at Quan Shi.

"He went to the grave." This answer was firm and accurate.

"Little bastard, I'll fuck your sister." Edge cursed.

"Then find me a mother first." Quan Shi remained calm.

"You're so fucking incompetent, hahaha." The edge began to move violently.

"Hey, ah, you two can stop the meeting, you both lose, drink one together, continue." Cheng Yuan said impatiently.

The two never fought over alcohol, so they had a quick clink of glasses and finished one. Quan Shi gave Yuan Yuan a look, and Yuan put down his glass and said, "Where you fall, get up again. Let's start. Listen, what's in the pants?" What?"

Quan Shi replied: "JB." Everyone laughed.

Cheng Yuan: "JB Mao" everyone laughed.

Lei Li: "Testicles." Everyone laughed wildly.

Chu Ye blushed: "Buttocks." Everyone laughed, buttocks? ? ? ?Ah ha ha.

When it came to Chi Lan, he was anxious and said directly, "The buttocks department."

When everyone heard this, Puchi spewed out the food and drink they were chewing, and repeatedly gave Chi Lan a thumbs up to praise him for his talent, even Chu Ye laughed from ear to ear, Chi Lan was embarrassed.

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