A man who connects the past and the next
Chapter 136
"Hey, Uncle, where's my little Ye Zi?"
Puchi, although Yu Chenzi is dull and honest, Xingzi is a little bit warm, and his clothes are a little out of fashion, but at his age, it is not enough for this ranger to call him an uncle, right? ? ?
My Little Leaf?Could it be that this child is the child of some relative of Chu Ye? ?
Yu Chenzi is obviously not the candidate to deal with this kind of brat, and his palms started to sweat, but before the three of them could speak, the youth association chirped and chirped, "Oh, where is the Christmas tree here?" ? It's weird."
Puchi, this time Chi Lan vomited. Damn, this kid probably doesn't even have a hair on his face, so he speaks so eloquently?Hell, that little bird in heat next to it, I said can you stop moaning? ?
"Hey, can you speak?" Chi Mu erupted, glaring at the boy wearing sunglasses and began to preach: "Why are you like this, huh? You speak so badly at a young age? Have you never been educated?"
"Hey, hey, big brother, who are you? Are you in charge of the world or the young master, me shitting and farting?" The young man raised his head, and a faint light flashed across his exaggerated sunglasses, making it hard to imagine. What kind of eyes are hidden under the sunglasses.
Fuck!Jiwotou, are you arrogant enough? ? ?Dare to call me brother?What's the matter?How big is that?Uh... Speaking of big, Chi Mu swept towards the boy's crotch reflexively. Could it be that this kind of kid with no hair all grown is more majestic than her?In that case... Wow, wow, it doesn't make sense.
That young man is also a sharp-eyed master, so of course he would not be blind to his appreciation for Chi Mu, but the young man suddenly said: "Brother, don't you have a fetish for children? Tell you, Master, I am TOP!"
puff!All the young people vomited three liters of blood after being stimulated by this young man. Of course Yu Chenzi didn't understand the meaning of TOP in the young man's mouth. , A network term suddenly popped up in his head---Zhengtai Gong? ? ? ?
Unconvinced, shit, how can I say that I am a person with an ID card, how can I be put out by this chicken coop?Therefore, Chi Mu began to teach the young man with gentleness: "I said you little brat, do you know what TOP is? You? Do you think you are worthy of your mother? Do you think you are worthy of your father or your words and deeds?" Are you worthy of your father? Are you worthy of the people and the party with your sexual orientation? Do you know what homosexuality is? Do you know why Gay is called Gay? Just to put it this way, do you know how many kinds of shou you are?"
puff!Chi Lan almost passed out with his eyes closed for his brother-in-law's high-spirited debate. How did this kid, Chi Mu, learn such messy things? ? ?Or, in fact, Xiao Mu can't accept homosexuality in his bones. It's his fault. He should have had a good talk with Xiao Mu in private. After Chi Lan was surprised, he felt uneasy. What inconvenience to life.
"Who are you? You don't want to buy a pet. Why are you pretending to be with me here?" The young man curled his lips in dissatisfaction, and then yelled at Yu Chenzi who was stunned: "Hey, hey, what are you doing, uncle? Why don't you hurry up and replace me?" My Xiao Yezi is doing business, why are you in a daze?"
"Who is this?" Chi Lan asked Yu Chenzi after returning to his senses. After all, he was a child in front of him. No matter what he did, he couldn't bully the younger. This was not something he should do at his age.
"He, he..." Yu Chenzi really didn't know how to introduce this clingy young man in front of him.
"What's the matter? You know my Xiao Yezi? Humph, I'm telling you not to scare you, I'm Xiao Yezi's husband." The young man pinched his waist, triumphantly.
Fuck!Chi Lan was surprised and wanted to curse, is he Chu Ye's husband?Why did Lei Li go?Farming? ? ? ?
Just when the atmosphere was difficult to resolve, Chuye pushed the door and entered, and when he saw the boy for the first time, he couldn't help but say, "Xiaokui?"
The young man named Xiaokui rushed over like a butterfly the moment Chuye pushed the door open, and said in dissatisfaction, "What Xiaokui." When his tiger teeth showed, the boy's innocence was revealed: "Hehe, everyone said Call me Allen."
Alian?Fuck, why isn't your name Xiaofang? ? ? ?Twilight rolls his eyes.
"A Lan, it's been a while, ah, Xiao Mu is here too." Chu Ye ignored the sticky lotus, and greeted Chi Lan over there.
"Hi Brother Xiaoye." Chi Mu greeted obediently.
"Ye Zi, who is this child?" Chi Lan asked puzzled.
"Hehe, I'll tell you about him later, Ah Lan, this is Yu Chenzi, who works as a veterinarian here, Chen Zi, this is my good friend Chi Lan, and that is his younger brother Chi Mu." Chu Ye enthusiastically Introduce to these few.
While Yu Chenzi was greeting Chi Lan, Lian Kui became dissatisfied, and said to Chu Ye with a dark face, "Hey, baby, what do you mean?"
"Xiaokui, don't make trouble, let's see what time it is? Hurry up and go back to school." Chu Ye persuaded the boy with good words.
"Why, baby, you are so ruthless to me. You see, I came here specially to have a meal with you. Don't refuse me." After Liankui said this, everyone saw that he was still carrying a plastic bag in his hand. .
"Sorry Xiaokui, do you know what this is?" Chuye was extremely patient, and he was not impatient at all when facing the spoiled kid like Liankui. Clear the wedding ring on his ring finger.
"So what? I don't mind you being my lover, I love you, I love you anyway." The lotus flower was still stalking Chu Ye, and refused to leave no matter what.
It's unbelievable to see the twilight of these two people who are entangled with each other. What's the matter, nine out of ten out of ten are gay?Is it possible that being gay is very popular this year? ? ?
Thinking of this, Chi Mu secretly looked at his own brother again, um, yes, brother is blind if he doesn't become gay, and then look at Chu Ye over there, um, it's okay, 'covering' all at once is fine, but with him The older brother was a little worse than that, and he took a look at Yu Chenzi, who had remained silent all along, the uncle?Uh, why do you judge people by their appearance?This veterinarian is not ugly but not outstanding. He has a very ordinary face, giving people the feeling of being easy-going and friendly. Is he also gay? ? ? ?
As for the chicken coop?Depend on!What the fuck, gays started from dolls?Then do I have to 'cover' it all at once? ? ?Hey hey?Chi Mu's heart suddenly brightened, if it's a joke...it's not a problem if it's not too big, right? ? ? ?Hmm, I'll find out how the two men are having sex when I get back tonight, hehe.
"Xiaokui, if you're like this, I'll be really angry, be obedient, go back quickly." Chu Ye was a little helpless, but her attitude was still very good.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, then you should follow my heart, right?" Lian Kui seemed to care about Chu Ye's feelings, and seeing that he was really annoyed by Chu Ye's ink marks, he made a concession wisely, and hurriedly Put the food in Chu Ye's hand: "Well, you must eat it, or you will come back and beat your ass next time, wow, I'm leaving, bye."
Hey, Chu Ye expressed helplessness for such a childish behavior, but anyway, the kind-hearted Chu Ye is not the kind of master who would embarrass the child and make the child sad. The reason why he asked Chi Lan to come was because he wanted to invite Chi Lan Lan helped him think of a way. If Lei Li knew about this matter, he would definitely solve it by force.
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"Let's go, let's go out to have a meal together." After Lian Kui left, Chu Ye turned around and said to several people.
"You guys go, I'll stay and look at the shop." Yu Chenzi was a little shy, and he looked like the kind of honest man who was not good at socializing.
"Close the shop first, and come back after dinner." Chu Ye insisted that Yu Chenzi come with him.
"Yezi, why don't we do this, let's not go out to eat, just order takeaway from this shop." Chi Lan suddenly interrupted to give his suggestion.
"It's okay, hehe, I thought you couldn't stand eating with these cats and dogs." Chu Ye smiled gently.
"How could it be?" Chi Lan smiled lightly, with a little bit of complaint in her words.
"You really don't need to think about me, you go out to eat, I've already brought the food." The meek-tempered Yu Chenzi hurriedly tried to persuade him again.
"That's just right, Ah Lan, you are buying one for yourself, let's sit and eat together, ha ha." Chu Ye proudly picked up the bag of food left by the lotus sunflower, and was angry with Chi Lan.
"You guy." Chi Lan complained angrily, curled her lips and asked again: "Is there any menu?"
"What to order? Lei will bring the food later." Chu Ye's face was full of happiness, and two red clouds quickly dyed her fair cheeks.
"Okay, you're teasing us, aren't you? I'll make you happy." Chi Lan couldn't help laughing with Chu Ye, where can I find a good man like Lei Li?It's really enviable.
"Okay, Alan, don't talk about me." Chu Ye couldn't help but begged for mercy.
"Yezi, what happened to that one just now?" Chi Lan's eyes swept across Yu Chenzi, and finally landed on Chu Ye's body, while Chi Mu continued to study the strange creatures in the shop.
"I am also worried about this matter when I came to you, what do you think I should do?" Chu Ye looked helpless.
"It's so charming, even children can't escape the gentle hometown of our first leaves, ha ha." Chi Lan smirked.
"Xiaokui was originally a customer here, who knew he would start stalking me after a few visits, tell me how old I am, this kid is really a headache, Alan, you have so many ideas, Help me think about how to make him give up? And don't hurt the child's self-esteem." Chu Ye looked eager, as if grasping a life-saving straw, and his wet eyes were full of expectation.
"This is very difficult. I have also experienced that child just now, and he is in the rebellious period. This matter needs to be discussed in the long run." Chi Lan pointed out the problem directly. Yes, it is still very unpredictable now.
"Hey, can't I afford to provoke or hide?" Chu Ye smiled helplessly.
"Hey! That's the sentence, hide, if you want to solve the problem peacefully, the child will lose his patience. If you don't come to the store for a long time, he will feel bored. Once the freshness wears off, this matter will be solved naturally. Already." Chi Lan smiled.
Yu Chenzi, who was always listening to their discussion, couldn't help interjecting, "I quite agree with Chi Lan's point of view, little boss, just leave it to me for now."
"How is this possible? The store is not too big or too small, and there are so many customers who treat pets every day, how can you come here alone?" Chu Ye immediately dismissed the above.
"Little boss, don't think my words are not pleasant, that child is still young and doesn't understand love at all, especially, especially this kind of thing." Yu Chenzi was a little hesitant, he subconsciously looked at Chi Lan, seeing Chi Lan There was no change on Lan's face, so she continued to speak with confidence: "If the key is not handled properly, you must be the one who suffers in the end. If the child's parents find out, the matter will be even worse. When the time comes to find out Come to the door, we have a few mouths and it's hard to say."
"That's right, Ye Zi, Chen Zi is right. That child is not yet an adult, but you are an adult. Don't ruin your reputation because of this. You should avoid this matter for the time being."
"Well, I will think about it, but." Chu Ye suddenly raised his head: "I can't stay at home alone."
"Then go crazy, be more arrogant, and say to review Lei Li's work, he will definitely not doubt it." Chi Lan thought of a reason for Chu Ye.
"Wow, I'm too unprepared, brother, brother, there are crocodiles here?" Suddenly, Chi Mu's surprised voice sounded from the other side of the shop, just in time for Lei Li who came in with a lunch box to hear.
Because he also likes the batch of small crocodiles that came in from Thailand, the slovenly man continued: "This is a batch of dwarf crocodiles that just arrived from Thailand. They are six months old and fifteen centimeters long. This, if you like it, I will give you a discount."
"How much?" Chi Mu's eyes sparkled, the little crocodile in the water tank was so cute.
"Everyone else sells it for 800, but your student only pays 800." Lei Li actually didn't give Chi Mu a penny, and this crocodile was originally sold for [-]: "Don't think it's small, the players who bought it just liked Danshui The raw wildness of the fish, and the strangulation when eating."
"Then how big can he grow? Is it easy to raise?" Chi Mu seemed to be moved.
"This kind of dwarf crocodile becomes an adult at one year old. Normally, it can live for ten years. It is easy to raise, but when it grows up to be one meter long, there is still a risk factor. There must be enough space for it."
"Oh, oh, that's it." Chi Mu scratched his head, rubbed, a one-meter-long crocodile?That was too scary. Scratching his head, he turned his head and smirked sharply: "Well, if I don't buy it, just ask."
Lei Li was stunned, blinked his big eyeballs and was speechless, thinking to be more diligent in front of the 'daughter-in-law' and help sell a crocodile he didn't like very much, this wicked boy in front of him is well fed, right? ? ?
Chi Lan and the others covered their mouths and snickered, Chu Ye turned to Lei Li and said softly, "Lei, that's Ah Lan's younger brother, Xiao Mu."
"Ah Lan is here?" Lei Li then turned his head to look inside, and sure enough, Chi Lan, Yu Chenzi and his family Chu Ye were all sitting in front of the small bar and gathered together.
"En." Chi Lan nodded politely.
"Fuck, what else are you selling? Do you like it? Big brother likes to give you one." Lei Li said with a loud voice.
Chi Mu was frightened by Lei Li's natural acquaintance, she quickly shook her head and refused: "No, no, no, I'm really just asking casually, hehe, Brother Lei Li." A very polite child, Chi Lan seems to be a good teacher.
"Lei, haven't you contacted Quan Shi yet?" Looking up at Lei Li who came in with a lunch box, Chu Ye asked casually.
Chi Lan was taken aback, they couldn't get in touch with Quan Shi?Why?
"Fuck, his phone is smashed, it's been three days, and he can't get in touch with him, and I don't know if this ghost was killed that night." Lei Li put down his lunch box and hurriedly hugged Chu Ye He took a sip on his cheek, this marriage does not distinguish between homosexuals and heterosexuals, it needs to be managed, as a successful man, he must keep the red flags at home and the colorful flags fluttering outside, wow.
Being intimate in front of Chi Lan and Yu Chenzi really made Chu Ye feel ashamed, hurriedly pushed away the sticky Lei Li and said with a cold face: "Xiao Mu is still there, get up quickly, don't make trouble."
"What are you afraid of? Let's show them for free, they should have fun secretly." Lei Li is not usually thick-skinned, so he doesn't suggest showing the couple's love to others.
"Well, Lei Li, do you mean that Quan Shi's phone is broken? You can't contact him?" Chi Lan asked.
"Yeah, what's the matter? Can you contact him? Then you tell him to come here quickly, don't be like a turtle and can't find a shadow anywhere." Lei Li said and kissed Chu Ye on the cheek again. Take a sip, and then say to everyone: "My task is completed, you take it easy, take a step first."
"Alan? What's wrong with you, Alan?" Seeing Chi Lan flustered, Chu Ye couldn't help but ask with concern.
Chi Lan, who was holding the chopsticks, was brought back to her senses by Chu Yeyi, and said with an embarrassed smile, "Oh, it's nothing." Turning her head and shouting at Chi Mu over there, "Xiao Mu, come and eat soon."
Chi Lan felt like sitting on pins and needles after eating a meal, and he was always thinking about Quan Shi, who was sick. He didn't know whether it was because he was impatient because he didn't complete the task assigned to him by the man, or because he was just mad because he was worried about Quan Shi. He was also absent-minded when speaking, Xu Shi Chuye saw that he had something on his mind, so he found a step for Chi Lan, so Chi Lan led Chi Mu to leave.
The car reversed downstairs, and Chi Mu, who opened the door and got out of the car, asked Chi Lan who was still sitting in the car suspiciously: "Brother? Aren't you going to get out of the car? You're home."
"I..." Chi Lan didn't take out the money to pay the fare, wanted to get out, hesitated, then hurriedly sat back and said, "Xiao Mu, go back first, brother has something else to do."
Chi Lan seemed to be in a hurry, and without waiting for Chi Mu to reply after speaking, she closed the car door and ordered the driver brother to drive him away.
"Damn, what are you doing, you really need to be mentally unprepared." Chi Mu scratched his head and returned home resentfully.
He fell down on the sofa in the living room, it was so boring~ He let out a long sigh of relief, and bounced up suddenly, he suddenly thought of such things as men and women, so he wanted to search the Internet on a whim.
Turning on the computer, Chi Mu went directly to Baidu, and suddenly froze when his fingers landed on the keyboard. Well, what title is he going to type?
After thinking and thinking, Chi Mu entered in the search box... How do men have sex in big characters, and pressed Enter, damn it, it was too late for Chi Mu to be mentally prepared, and slowly answered a whole lot of answers, all kinds of, Chi Mu clicked clockwise from the first post and glanced at it, and then collapsed.
Recommended answer:
Foreplay needs to be sufficient, and lubricants are needed, milk is also okay, don’t rush in, be gentle, remember to clean up after you’re done, it’s better to soak in the bathtub for a while, remember to be gentle, foreplay To do feet, the first time a man does it is very painful, I am rotten.
A total of 10 answers
Informant 12010-3-2007: O1 Himejima Rurika | Level [-]
Chrysanthemum - flower residue
Everyone has a Brokeback Mountain
Informant 12010-3-2007:05 Shenyang Maltose
You want to do it with a man?
Report 12010-3-2007: 25 enthusiastic netizens
use your mouth
There is also the use of chrysanthemums...
Informant 12010-3-2007: Sneezing at 28 lights | Level [-]
Congratulations: You are going to contribute to family planning again. If you want to ask about this aspect, you can check it online!
Report 12010-3-2007: 37balxlulove|Level [-]
The landlord is so excited!
检举12010-3-2008:32kobegk81|二级
difficult
Informant 12010-3-2008: ojiajiang56781|Level [-]
Recommended Movie: Brokeback Mountain
检举12010-3-2012:47longlve123|五级
Bull B
Report 12012-3-1117: 46
Do it, lick it, fuck it.
After reading the above answers, Chi Mu was completely confused, after all, did he tell him what to do? ? ? ?
So Chi Mu didn't give up, and clicked on another post to find the answer. The satisfactory answer was homosexuality, shit, isn't this nonsense, Chi Mu slid the mouse down, and continued to look at the answer below.
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25 other answers
Informant 12011-2-707: 27yyhonglang|Level [-]
You are crazy!
Whistleblower 12011-2-708:29aanonayul|Level [-]
Same but different foreplay
检举12011-2-708:41nldy1988|**
Having sex with men and women is the same, but the position of insertion is different-pp
检举12011-2-716:131曾经的我2010|二级
Pop chrysanthemum chant!
检举12011-2-716:39hlngo4yl|二级
chrysanthemum
检举12011-2-716:39dengbuekduo134|一级
metamorphosis
Informant 12011-2-716: 41 Pudding o|Level [-]
ill
Informant 12011-2-716: 42 Find us in the middle of the night|Level [-]
Buy a few films and study it slowly
Informant 12011-2-716: 45 Handsome Guy Seventh Prince|Level [-]
Tekouo...
do you understand?Well, let me give you some teaching videos...
You and me, I dare not post here...
检举12011-2-716:46a92854481|二级
disgusting
检举12011-2-716:47lu2914801441|一级
do your own experiment
Informant 12011-2-716: 50 is actually hypocritical|Level [-]
In fact, there are many kinds
1. You fuck his ass
2. He x your ass
Omit 1 words below and think for yourself
Report 12011-2-716: 51 enthusiastic netizens
may be perverted
检举12011-2-716:52a45145651|一级
This is where a man inserts another man's back hole - the hole (where the poo is).
But the back of a man is not a place to bear. If you want to do it, you must expand the back. You can use jade, fingers or something.Also prepare enough lubricant to lubricate the back for easy access.The most important thing is to do a good job of foreplay and have enough patience.
Although you are ready, don't be too hasty when the upper party enters, but be gentle.Otherwise, the lower side is prone to diarrhea, or even a fever and a cold.
If you need it, check it online, the ones there are more professional.
Report 12011-2-716: 52 enthusiastic netizens
How simple is this, just find a few movies similar to A and M on the Internet and watch it
Informant 12011-2-717: 0212567792431|Level [-]
gross
Report 12011-2-717: 05 enthusiastic netizens
You are a shemale
检举12011-2-812:11qq222332331|二级
you are really sick
Looking at these strange answers, Chi Mu was a little dazed, why would someone say this is a pervert?Is my brother a pervert too? (Note: The answer here is excerpted from Baidu)
Linking the past with the man's 141AB plan
Chi Mu didn't think there was anything abnormal about Chi Lan, she had the same ideology as ordinary people, the same work and rest time as ordinary people, and dressed like ordinary people, but her consciousness was more advanced, but her clothes were more fashionable, what's the difference?This group of people is really hateful, Chi Mu is a little bit aggrieved, but he finally understands something, that is, why did the two men want to have their ass inserted?
Dragging her chin in thought, Chi Mu wondered in her head who is Quan Shi and Chi Lan, who is the one below, the brother-in-law?Because my brother is very gentle and knows how to take care of others, he will definitely clean up my brother-in-law afterwards.
It seems impossible, the one below is brother?But his legs are a bit hairy, uh, this kid, I'm thinking about the pear problem again.
In the end, Chi Mu came to a conclusion, which is the same from top to bottom, because he thinks whether it is from his brother Chi Lan or from his brother-in-law Quan Shi, the two seem to be in harmony, no matter who goes up and who goes down should be It's not a very painful thing. Seeing that the two of them are very energetic every day, then those people still want to fight to the death for the gods and demons to go up and down?Boring, if you don't have to move yourself, you can just lie there and be comfortable, where can you find such a good thing?wakaka.
X dropped the page, and Chi Mu suddenly remembered the message he had received in Maopiao before leaving in the morning, so he hurriedly logged in to check.
Hahaha?Chi Mu couldn't help laughing when he saw the messages from well-meaning netizens, that's great, the emperor pays off, God finally opened his eyes, it turns out that eating more fresh loach can make a man's private parts stronger, hahahaha, happy, look Seeing the effects of the medicine that the kind netizen gave him as examples, Chi Mu's eyebrows were delighted, as if he had regained his life.
Without hesitation, Chi Mu entered the word "Niuqiu" in Baidu's search bar again, and hit Enter, and immediately appeared densely packed introductions about loach. Chi Mu carefully read them one by one, and sure enough, some netizens who left messages for him mentioned it With the effect of nourishing the kidney and strengthening yang, now Mu Mu feels more at ease.
That feeling is like suddenly getting a panacea, seeing hope all of a sudden, although it is now autumn, the Yuhua River in Yuhua City is not frozen, it is still too early to freeze, loach loach, hahaha.
Just when Chi Mu was proud, the system notified that there was news. Chi Mu stared and saw that it was the netizen who kindly left him a message. He hurriedly clicked on his name, and chatted casually, and finally added I got QQ friends.
But after a few words, Chi Mu hurriedly went offline and turned off the computer, because he was going to catch loach in the river, hahahaha.
On that side, Chi Lan quickly returned to Quan Ai's seaside villa. On the way, he got out of the car once to order takeout for Quan Shi from an Italian restaurant. Now he raised his wrist to look at his watch, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon Oh, that guy hasn't eaten all day, right?Will you call Quan Ai to sue him?
Chi Mu walked into the villa with wild thoughts, pushed open the door of the bedroom, and Quan Shi's guy was still lying naked under the blanket 'like a dead body'.
Chi Lan was helpless, but he still walked over, first tiptoely pulled up the quilt for Quan Shi, covering the man's chest tightly, and then felt more relaxed, and then Chi Lan said coldly: "Hey , get up and eat!"
"Hmm..." Quan Shi, who was sleeping a little sticky, groaned, opened his eyes soon, and said a little weakly: "You still know how to come back? I'm about to starve to death."
"Don't worry, I'm plugging in a bit, and I will come back to ask you to eat when you still have breath."
What people said was a bit of imagination, and Chi Lan herself realized that he had said a wrong sentence after she finished speaking, which really made people think in a wrong way, and her little face couldn't help but burn.
Panicked, Chi Lan, who was stunned by the bed, was grabbed by Quan Shi's wrist violently and fell to the mattress: "Hey Scar, come on, I'll eat you just for the last time."
"I, I brought you food, it will get cold in a while, you let go of me." Chi Lan was flustered, not knowing what was going on.
"Don't move, I won't do anything to you." At some point, Quan Shi turned over and pressed onto Chi Lan's body. Although his asshole hurt, he still pretended to be coquettish and unrestrained.
Chi Lan blinked, staggering Quan Shi's gaze at him, feeling her heart beating so fast that it was about to burst out of her chest.
"Do you really like my brother?" Although the question was in vain, Quan Shi still wanted to ask and hear it for himself.
"Of course." Chi Lan said hastily.
"What about me?" Quan Shi asked deeply, "Do you like me?" How can I say that I also have the same genes and blood as Quan Ai, shouldn't I be disliked at all?
"No, I don't hate it anymore." Chi Lan found sadly that he was telling the truth.
"Why don't you be aggrieved, [-] with me, [-] with my brother, how is it swollen? Hehe." Quan Shi bared his teeth, this was a decision he had been thinking about for a whole day.
"Rogue!" Chi Lan was furious, violently pushed Quan Shi away who was pressing on him, turned over and was about to get out of bed, he knew the dog couldn't spit out ivory.
"What's the matter? Then what do you think we should do?" Quan Shi quickly grabbed Chi Lan's wrist, and said pitifully, "Everyone doesn't see each other when they look up. How can you make me feel so bad? Besides, we have already had sex. The rice is cooked, can you be accommodating?"
"Quan Shi!" Chi Lan roared, "Do you think you're picking Chinese cabbage in the vegetable market?" Damn it, I really want to punch him.
"Oh, oh, don't yell, don't yell." Quan Shi expressed his helplessness, so he changed his strategy and changed to plan B: "Then what do you think of it? One, three, five, my brother and you, two, four. Six, he and I, as for the weekend with us, why don’t we give him a holiday? Hehe.” He gritted his teeth without fear of death. Compared with Plan A, this Plan B and Plan A seem to be a change of soup on the surface, but in fact there is a lot of content in it, but For the time being, Chi Lan only finds out that whether it is Plan A or Plan B, it seems that Quan Shi is the one who reaps the benefits of the fisherman.
"Do you take love as a joke?" Chi Lan stared: "Or, do you think you are an emperor? The love of hugging left and right has been extinct for thousands of years. This is a modern, civilized world."
"Then what do you think we should do?" Quan Shi began to adopt a gentle policy.
"You eat first, or I won't be able to explain it kindly if I'm starved to death." This topic is too sensitive, and he came back to bring him food.
Seeing Chi Lan who got up to fetch the spaghetti for him, Quan Shi continued: "Anyway, you can figure it out, do you think I should pursue you or my brother?"
"Please, you are brothers!" Chi Lan angrily stuffed the lunch box in her hand to Quan Shi.
"Please, humans can mate with animals, why are my brother and I swollen?" Quan Shi is right, the world is very promiscuous, compared to humans mating with cats and dogs, brother and brother together are indeed nothing.
"That's right, at least you are all human!" Chi Lan spit out this sentence for a long time.
"If there is ET, I believe that we human beings can also form a cosmic alliance." Quan Shi deliberately teased Chi Lan.
"Can you promise me something?" Quan Shi suddenly changed the topic and said to Chi Lan.
Chi Lan was a little suspicious, wondering if Quan Shi Zehou could spit out ivory from his dog's mouth: "Let's talk about it first."
"Can you not have sex with my brother?" Quan Shi said while eating spaghetti, seeing Chi Lan's face turned livid, he said again: "This is a painful thing, are you born M?"
Unexpectedly, Chi Lan didn't get angry, but squinted and gave Quan Shi a polite smile: "Then I can only have sex with you, right?" window!"
"No one cares about you, you're just asking for trouble, you'll be oppressed when you're with my brother." Quan Shi sneered.
For a long time, Quan Shi listened to Chi Lan, don't stop muttering in a daze, "Then you want me to suppress you when I'm with you?"
After hearing this, Quan Shi hurriedly threw away the lunch box in his hand, and said with a correct attitude: "Of course" brother fart, shit, I will gently knock you down.
"You would be so kind?" Chi Lan's eyes flickered, full of suspicion. The conversation between the two was a bit weird and sneaky. It felt a bit like an unfavored empress colluding with traitors and ministers to discuss and study something to overwhelm the country. plan.
"Why should I lie to you?" Quan Shi smiled badly: "Would you like to try?"
Chi Lan was a little moved, but rationality still wanted him to calm down, it was wrong to do so, although he really wanted to be on top, but Quan Shi was Quan Ai's younger brother after all, if Quan Ai fell on him, would he go to Quan Shi?This doesn't seem to be very good, moreover, even if he is with Quan Ai, it may not be the one below, everything has to be won through hard work.
Uh, this strange little shou seems to be quite entangled, completely ignorant of self-knowledge, whimsical and imaginative, trying to overwhelm those two sullen and dark-bellied bastards who are now a little bit deranged.
"Come on?" Quan Shi was hooking up with Chi Lan to step into the abyss.
"What? Afraid?" Quan Shi began to irritate: "You have to know, my brother won't be the only lover of you."
"Impossible." Chi Lan was deceiving herself.
"Aren't you past the age of dreaming?" Quan Shi was right.
"What about you?" Chi Lan suddenly asked Quan Shi, that's right, Quan Ai of course he wouldn't, how could such an outstanding man have no other sex around him?What about you?If I'm with you, will you just be with me?No way, you are all the same.
"I am a wolf." The corners of his lips curled up habitually: "A wolf is consistent with his own halfway." Demect, what a perfect statement?pretty!
Chi Lan's mood suddenly filled with worries, why is he so stupid?Why hadn't he considered this before?He is in no mood to talk to Quan Shi anymore, he wants to leave here and meet a man.
"Scar? What's wrong with you?" Quan Shi looked suspiciously at Chi Lan who suddenly turned ugly.
The Man Who Connects the Past and the Future 142 Really Knows How to Bargain
"No, nothing, oh yes, Lei Li and the others are
Puchi, although Yu Chenzi is dull and honest, Xingzi is a little bit warm, and his clothes are a little out of fashion, but at his age, it is not enough for this ranger to call him an uncle, right? ? ?
My Little Leaf?Could it be that this child is the child of some relative of Chu Ye? ?
Yu Chenzi is obviously not the candidate to deal with this kind of brat, and his palms started to sweat, but before the three of them could speak, the youth association chirped and chirped, "Oh, where is the Christmas tree here?" ? It's weird."
Puchi, this time Chi Lan vomited. Damn, this kid probably doesn't even have a hair on his face, so he speaks so eloquently?Hell, that little bird in heat next to it, I said can you stop moaning? ?
"Hey, can you speak?" Chi Mu erupted, glaring at the boy wearing sunglasses and began to preach: "Why are you like this, huh? You speak so badly at a young age? Have you never been educated?"
"Hey, hey, big brother, who are you? Are you in charge of the world or the young master, me shitting and farting?" The young man raised his head, and a faint light flashed across his exaggerated sunglasses, making it hard to imagine. What kind of eyes are hidden under the sunglasses.
Fuck!Jiwotou, are you arrogant enough? ? ?Dare to call me brother?What's the matter?How big is that?Uh... Speaking of big, Chi Mu swept towards the boy's crotch reflexively. Could it be that this kind of kid with no hair all grown is more majestic than her?In that case... Wow, wow, it doesn't make sense.
That young man is also a sharp-eyed master, so of course he would not be blind to his appreciation for Chi Mu, but the young man suddenly said: "Brother, don't you have a fetish for children? Tell you, Master, I am TOP!"
puff!All the young people vomited three liters of blood after being stimulated by this young man. Of course Yu Chenzi didn't understand the meaning of TOP in the young man's mouth. , A network term suddenly popped up in his head---Zhengtai Gong? ? ? ?
Unconvinced, shit, how can I say that I am a person with an ID card, how can I be put out by this chicken coop?Therefore, Chi Mu began to teach the young man with gentleness: "I said you little brat, do you know what TOP is? You? Do you think you are worthy of your mother? Do you think you are worthy of your father or your words and deeds?" Are you worthy of your father? Are you worthy of the people and the party with your sexual orientation? Do you know what homosexuality is? Do you know why Gay is called Gay? Just to put it this way, do you know how many kinds of shou you are?"
puff!Chi Lan almost passed out with his eyes closed for his brother-in-law's high-spirited debate. How did this kid, Chi Mu, learn such messy things? ? ?Or, in fact, Xiao Mu can't accept homosexuality in his bones. It's his fault. He should have had a good talk with Xiao Mu in private. After Chi Lan was surprised, he felt uneasy. What inconvenience to life.
"Who are you? You don't want to buy a pet. Why are you pretending to be with me here?" The young man curled his lips in dissatisfaction, and then yelled at Yu Chenzi who was stunned: "Hey, hey, what are you doing, uncle? Why don't you hurry up and replace me?" My Xiao Yezi is doing business, why are you in a daze?"
"Who is this?" Chi Lan asked Yu Chenzi after returning to his senses. After all, he was a child in front of him. No matter what he did, he couldn't bully the younger. This was not something he should do at his age.
"He, he..." Yu Chenzi really didn't know how to introduce this clingy young man in front of him.
"What's the matter? You know my Xiao Yezi? Humph, I'm telling you not to scare you, I'm Xiao Yezi's husband." The young man pinched his waist, triumphantly.
Fuck!Chi Lan was surprised and wanted to curse, is he Chu Ye's husband?Why did Lei Li go?Farming? ? ? ?
Just when the atmosphere was difficult to resolve, Chuye pushed the door and entered, and when he saw the boy for the first time, he couldn't help but say, "Xiaokui?"
The young man named Xiaokui rushed over like a butterfly the moment Chuye pushed the door open, and said in dissatisfaction, "What Xiaokui." When his tiger teeth showed, the boy's innocence was revealed: "Hehe, everyone said Call me Allen."
Alian?Fuck, why isn't your name Xiaofang? ? ? ?Twilight rolls his eyes.
"A Lan, it's been a while, ah, Xiao Mu is here too." Chu Ye ignored the sticky lotus, and greeted Chi Lan over there.
"Hi Brother Xiaoye." Chi Mu greeted obediently.
"Ye Zi, who is this child?" Chi Lan asked puzzled.
"Hehe, I'll tell you about him later, Ah Lan, this is Yu Chenzi, who works as a veterinarian here, Chen Zi, this is my good friend Chi Lan, and that is his younger brother Chi Mu." Chu Ye enthusiastically Introduce to these few.
While Yu Chenzi was greeting Chi Lan, Lian Kui became dissatisfied, and said to Chu Ye with a dark face, "Hey, baby, what do you mean?"
"Xiaokui, don't make trouble, let's see what time it is? Hurry up and go back to school." Chu Ye persuaded the boy with good words.
"Why, baby, you are so ruthless to me. You see, I came here specially to have a meal with you. Don't refuse me." After Liankui said this, everyone saw that he was still carrying a plastic bag in his hand. .
"Sorry Xiaokui, do you know what this is?" Chuye was extremely patient, and he was not impatient at all when facing the spoiled kid like Liankui. Clear the wedding ring on his ring finger.
"So what? I don't mind you being my lover, I love you, I love you anyway." The lotus flower was still stalking Chu Ye, and refused to leave no matter what.
It's unbelievable to see the twilight of these two people who are entangled with each other. What's the matter, nine out of ten out of ten are gay?Is it possible that being gay is very popular this year? ? ?
Thinking of this, Chi Mu secretly looked at his own brother again, um, yes, brother is blind if he doesn't become gay, and then look at Chu Ye over there, um, it's okay, 'covering' all at once is fine, but with him The older brother was a little worse than that, and he took a look at Yu Chenzi, who had remained silent all along, the uncle?Uh, why do you judge people by their appearance?This veterinarian is not ugly but not outstanding. He has a very ordinary face, giving people the feeling of being easy-going and friendly. Is he also gay? ? ? ?
As for the chicken coop?Depend on!What the fuck, gays started from dolls?Then do I have to 'cover' it all at once? ? ?Hey hey?Chi Mu's heart suddenly brightened, if it's a joke...it's not a problem if it's not too big, right? ? ? ?Hmm, I'll find out how the two men are having sex when I get back tonight, hehe.
"Xiaokui, if you're like this, I'll be really angry, be obedient, go back quickly." Chu Ye was a little helpless, but her attitude was still very good.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, then you should follow my heart, right?" Lian Kui seemed to care about Chu Ye's feelings, and seeing that he was really annoyed by Chu Ye's ink marks, he made a concession wisely, and hurriedly Put the food in Chu Ye's hand: "Well, you must eat it, or you will come back and beat your ass next time, wow, I'm leaving, bye."
Hey, Chu Ye expressed helplessness for such a childish behavior, but anyway, the kind-hearted Chu Ye is not the kind of master who would embarrass the child and make the child sad. The reason why he asked Chi Lan to come was because he wanted to invite Chi Lan Lan helped him think of a way. If Lei Li knew about this matter, he would definitely solve it by force.
The Man Who Connects the Past and the Future 140 Asked Du Niang
"Let's go, let's go out to have a meal together." After Lian Kui left, Chu Ye turned around and said to several people.
"You guys go, I'll stay and look at the shop." Yu Chenzi was a little shy, and he looked like the kind of honest man who was not good at socializing.
"Close the shop first, and come back after dinner." Chu Ye insisted that Yu Chenzi come with him.
"Yezi, why don't we do this, let's not go out to eat, just order takeaway from this shop." Chi Lan suddenly interrupted to give his suggestion.
"It's okay, hehe, I thought you couldn't stand eating with these cats and dogs." Chu Ye smiled gently.
"How could it be?" Chi Lan smiled lightly, with a little bit of complaint in her words.
"You really don't need to think about me, you go out to eat, I've already brought the food." The meek-tempered Yu Chenzi hurriedly tried to persuade him again.
"That's just right, Ah Lan, you are buying one for yourself, let's sit and eat together, ha ha." Chu Ye proudly picked up the bag of food left by the lotus sunflower, and was angry with Chi Lan.
"You guy." Chi Lan complained angrily, curled her lips and asked again: "Is there any menu?"
"What to order? Lei will bring the food later." Chu Ye's face was full of happiness, and two red clouds quickly dyed her fair cheeks.
"Okay, you're teasing us, aren't you? I'll make you happy." Chi Lan couldn't help laughing with Chu Ye, where can I find a good man like Lei Li?It's really enviable.
"Okay, Alan, don't talk about me." Chu Ye couldn't help but begged for mercy.
"Yezi, what happened to that one just now?" Chi Lan's eyes swept across Yu Chenzi, and finally landed on Chu Ye's body, while Chi Mu continued to study the strange creatures in the shop.
"I am also worried about this matter when I came to you, what do you think I should do?" Chu Ye looked helpless.
"It's so charming, even children can't escape the gentle hometown of our first leaves, ha ha." Chi Lan smirked.
"Xiaokui was originally a customer here, who knew he would start stalking me after a few visits, tell me how old I am, this kid is really a headache, Alan, you have so many ideas, Help me think about how to make him give up? And don't hurt the child's self-esteem." Chu Ye looked eager, as if grasping a life-saving straw, and his wet eyes were full of expectation.
"This is very difficult. I have also experienced that child just now, and he is in the rebellious period. This matter needs to be discussed in the long run." Chi Lan pointed out the problem directly. Yes, it is still very unpredictable now.
"Hey, can't I afford to provoke or hide?" Chu Ye smiled helplessly.
"Hey! That's the sentence, hide, if you want to solve the problem peacefully, the child will lose his patience. If you don't come to the store for a long time, he will feel bored. Once the freshness wears off, this matter will be solved naturally. Already." Chi Lan smiled.
Yu Chenzi, who was always listening to their discussion, couldn't help interjecting, "I quite agree with Chi Lan's point of view, little boss, just leave it to me for now."
"How is this possible? The store is not too big or too small, and there are so many customers who treat pets every day, how can you come here alone?" Chu Ye immediately dismissed the above.
"Little boss, don't think my words are not pleasant, that child is still young and doesn't understand love at all, especially, especially this kind of thing." Yu Chenzi was a little hesitant, he subconsciously looked at Chi Lan, seeing Chi Lan There was no change on Lan's face, so she continued to speak with confidence: "If the key is not handled properly, you must be the one who suffers in the end. If the child's parents find out, the matter will be even worse. When the time comes to find out Come to the door, we have a few mouths and it's hard to say."
"That's right, Ye Zi, Chen Zi is right. That child is not yet an adult, but you are an adult. Don't ruin your reputation because of this. You should avoid this matter for the time being."
"Well, I will think about it, but." Chu Ye suddenly raised his head: "I can't stay at home alone."
"Then go crazy, be more arrogant, and say to review Lei Li's work, he will definitely not doubt it." Chi Lan thought of a reason for Chu Ye.
"Wow, I'm too unprepared, brother, brother, there are crocodiles here?" Suddenly, Chi Mu's surprised voice sounded from the other side of the shop, just in time for Lei Li who came in with a lunch box to hear.
Because he also likes the batch of small crocodiles that came in from Thailand, the slovenly man continued: "This is a batch of dwarf crocodiles that just arrived from Thailand. They are six months old and fifteen centimeters long. This, if you like it, I will give you a discount."
"How much?" Chi Mu's eyes sparkled, the little crocodile in the water tank was so cute.
"Everyone else sells it for 800, but your student only pays 800." Lei Li actually didn't give Chi Mu a penny, and this crocodile was originally sold for [-]: "Don't think it's small, the players who bought it just liked Danshui The raw wildness of the fish, and the strangulation when eating."
"Then how big can he grow? Is it easy to raise?" Chi Mu seemed to be moved.
"This kind of dwarf crocodile becomes an adult at one year old. Normally, it can live for ten years. It is easy to raise, but when it grows up to be one meter long, there is still a risk factor. There must be enough space for it."
"Oh, oh, that's it." Chi Mu scratched his head, rubbed, a one-meter-long crocodile?That was too scary. Scratching his head, he turned his head and smirked sharply: "Well, if I don't buy it, just ask."
Lei Li was stunned, blinked his big eyeballs and was speechless, thinking to be more diligent in front of the 'daughter-in-law' and help sell a crocodile he didn't like very much, this wicked boy in front of him is well fed, right? ? ?
Chi Lan and the others covered their mouths and snickered, Chu Ye turned to Lei Li and said softly, "Lei, that's Ah Lan's younger brother, Xiao Mu."
"Ah Lan is here?" Lei Li then turned his head to look inside, and sure enough, Chi Lan, Yu Chenzi and his family Chu Ye were all sitting in front of the small bar and gathered together.
"En." Chi Lan nodded politely.
"Fuck, what else are you selling? Do you like it? Big brother likes to give you one." Lei Li said with a loud voice.
Chi Mu was frightened by Lei Li's natural acquaintance, she quickly shook her head and refused: "No, no, no, I'm really just asking casually, hehe, Brother Lei Li." A very polite child, Chi Lan seems to be a good teacher.
"Lei, haven't you contacted Quan Shi yet?" Looking up at Lei Li who came in with a lunch box, Chu Ye asked casually.
Chi Lan was taken aback, they couldn't get in touch with Quan Shi?Why?
"Fuck, his phone is smashed, it's been three days, and he can't get in touch with him, and I don't know if this ghost was killed that night." Lei Li put down his lunch box and hurriedly hugged Chu Ye He took a sip on his cheek, this marriage does not distinguish between homosexuals and heterosexuals, it needs to be managed, as a successful man, he must keep the red flags at home and the colorful flags fluttering outside, wow.
Being intimate in front of Chi Lan and Yu Chenzi really made Chu Ye feel ashamed, hurriedly pushed away the sticky Lei Li and said with a cold face: "Xiao Mu is still there, get up quickly, don't make trouble."
"What are you afraid of? Let's show them for free, they should have fun secretly." Lei Li is not usually thick-skinned, so he doesn't suggest showing the couple's love to others.
"Well, Lei Li, do you mean that Quan Shi's phone is broken? You can't contact him?" Chi Lan asked.
"Yeah, what's the matter? Can you contact him? Then you tell him to come here quickly, don't be like a turtle and can't find a shadow anywhere." Lei Li said and kissed Chu Ye on the cheek again. Take a sip, and then say to everyone: "My task is completed, you take it easy, take a step first."
"Alan? What's wrong with you, Alan?" Seeing Chi Lan flustered, Chu Ye couldn't help but ask with concern.
Chi Lan, who was holding the chopsticks, was brought back to her senses by Chu Yeyi, and said with an embarrassed smile, "Oh, it's nothing." Turning her head and shouting at Chi Mu over there, "Xiao Mu, come and eat soon."
Chi Lan felt like sitting on pins and needles after eating a meal, and he was always thinking about Quan Shi, who was sick. He didn't know whether it was because he was impatient because he didn't complete the task assigned to him by the man, or because he was just mad because he was worried about Quan Shi. He was also absent-minded when speaking, Xu Shi Chuye saw that he had something on his mind, so he found a step for Chi Lan, so Chi Lan led Chi Mu to leave.
The car reversed downstairs, and Chi Mu, who opened the door and got out of the car, asked Chi Lan who was still sitting in the car suspiciously: "Brother? Aren't you going to get out of the car? You're home."
"I..." Chi Lan didn't take out the money to pay the fare, wanted to get out, hesitated, then hurriedly sat back and said, "Xiao Mu, go back first, brother has something else to do."
Chi Lan seemed to be in a hurry, and without waiting for Chi Mu to reply after speaking, she closed the car door and ordered the driver brother to drive him away.
"Damn, what are you doing, you really need to be mentally unprepared." Chi Mu scratched his head and returned home resentfully.
He fell down on the sofa in the living room, it was so boring~ He let out a long sigh of relief, and bounced up suddenly, he suddenly thought of such things as men and women, so he wanted to search the Internet on a whim.
Turning on the computer, Chi Mu went directly to Baidu, and suddenly froze when his fingers landed on the keyboard. Well, what title is he going to type?
After thinking and thinking, Chi Mu entered in the search box... How do men have sex in big characters, and pressed Enter, damn it, it was too late for Chi Mu to be mentally prepared, and slowly answered a whole lot of answers, all kinds of, Chi Mu clicked clockwise from the first post and glanced at it, and then collapsed.
Recommended answer:
Foreplay needs to be sufficient, and lubricants are needed, milk is also okay, don’t rush in, be gentle, remember to clean up after you’re done, it’s better to soak in the bathtub for a while, remember to be gentle, foreplay To do feet, the first time a man does it is very painful, I am rotten.
A total of 10 answers
Informant 12010-3-2007: O1 Himejima Rurika | Level [-]
Chrysanthemum - flower residue
Everyone has a Brokeback Mountain
Informant 12010-3-2007:05 Shenyang Maltose
You want to do it with a man?
Report 12010-3-2007: 25 enthusiastic netizens
use your mouth
There is also the use of chrysanthemums...
Informant 12010-3-2007: Sneezing at 28 lights | Level [-]
Congratulations: You are going to contribute to family planning again. If you want to ask about this aspect, you can check it online!
Report 12010-3-2007: 37balxlulove|Level [-]
The landlord is so excited!
检举12010-3-2008:32kobegk81|二级
difficult
Informant 12010-3-2008: ojiajiang56781|Level [-]
Recommended Movie: Brokeback Mountain
检举12010-3-2012:47longlve123|五级
Bull B
Report 12012-3-1117: 46
Do it, lick it, fuck it.
After reading the above answers, Chi Mu was completely confused, after all, did he tell him what to do? ? ? ?
So Chi Mu didn't give up, and clicked on another post to find the answer. The satisfactory answer was homosexuality, shit, isn't this nonsense, Chi Mu slid the mouse down, and continued to look at the answer below.
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25 other answers
Informant 12011-2-707: 27yyhonglang|Level [-]
You are crazy!
Whistleblower 12011-2-708:29aanonayul|Level [-]
Same but different foreplay
检举12011-2-708:41nldy1988|**
Having sex with men and women is the same, but the position of insertion is different-pp
检举12011-2-716:131曾经的我2010|二级
Pop chrysanthemum chant!
检举12011-2-716:39hlngo4yl|二级
chrysanthemum
检举12011-2-716:39dengbuekduo134|一级
metamorphosis
Informant 12011-2-716: 41 Pudding o|Level [-]
ill
Informant 12011-2-716: 42 Find us in the middle of the night|Level [-]
Buy a few films and study it slowly
Informant 12011-2-716: 45 Handsome Guy Seventh Prince|Level [-]
Tekouo...
do you understand?Well, let me give you some teaching videos...
You and me, I dare not post here...
检举12011-2-716:46a92854481|二级
disgusting
检举12011-2-716:47lu2914801441|一级
do your own experiment
Informant 12011-2-716: 50 is actually hypocritical|Level [-]
In fact, there are many kinds
1. You fuck his ass
2. He x your ass
Omit 1 words below and think for yourself
Report 12011-2-716: 51 enthusiastic netizens
may be perverted
检举12011-2-716:52a45145651|一级
This is where a man inserts another man's back hole - the hole (where the poo is).
But the back of a man is not a place to bear. If you want to do it, you must expand the back. You can use jade, fingers or something.Also prepare enough lubricant to lubricate the back for easy access.The most important thing is to do a good job of foreplay and have enough patience.
Although you are ready, don't be too hasty when the upper party enters, but be gentle.Otherwise, the lower side is prone to diarrhea, or even a fever and a cold.
If you need it, check it online, the ones there are more professional.
Report 12011-2-716: 52 enthusiastic netizens
How simple is this, just find a few movies similar to A and M on the Internet and watch it
Informant 12011-2-717: 0212567792431|Level [-]
gross
Report 12011-2-717: 05 enthusiastic netizens
You are a shemale
检举12011-2-812:11qq222332331|二级
you are really sick
Looking at these strange answers, Chi Mu was a little dazed, why would someone say this is a pervert?Is my brother a pervert too? (Note: The answer here is excerpted from Baidu)
Linking the past with the man's 141AB plan
Chi Mu didn't think there was anything abnormal about Chi Lan, she had the same ideology as ordinary people, the same work and rest time as ordinary people, and dressed like ordinary people, but her consciousness was more advanced, but her clothes were more fashionable, what's the difference?This group of people is really hateful, Chi Mu is a little bit aggrieved, but he finally understands something, that is, why did the two men want to have their ass inserted?
Dragging her chin in thought, Chi Mu wondered in her head who is Quan Shi and Chi Lan, who is the one below, the brother-in-law?Because my brother is very gentle and knows how to take care of others, he will definitely clean up my brother-in-law afterwards.
It seems impossible, the one below is brother?But his legs are a bit hairy, uh, this kid, I'm thinking about the pear problem again.
In the end, Chi Mu came to a conclusion, which is the same from top to bottom, because he thinks whether it is from his brother Chi Lan or from his brother-in-law Quan Shi, the two seem to be in harmony, no matter who goes up and who goes down should be It's not a very painful thing. Seeing that the two of them are very energetic every day, then those people still want to fight to the death for the gods and demons to go up and down?Boring, if you don't have to move yourself, you can just lie there and be comfortable, where can you find such a good thing?wakaka.
X dropped the page, and Chi Mu suddenly remembered the message he had received in Maopiao before leaving in the morning, so he hurriedly logged in to check.
Hahaha?Chi Mu couldn't help laughing when he saw the messages from well-meaning netizens, that's great, the emperor pays off, God finally opened his eyes, it turns out that eating more fresh loach can make a man's private parts stronger, hahahaha, happy, look Seeing the effects of the medicine that the kind netizen gave him as examples, Chi Mu's eyebrows were delighted, as if he had regained his life.
Without hesitation, Chi Mu entered the word "Niuqiu" in Baidu's search bar again, and hit Enter, and immediately appeared densely packed introductions about loach. Chi Mu carefully read them one by one, and sure enough, some netizens who left messages for him mentioned it With the effect of nourishing the kidney and strengthening yang, now Mu Mu feels more at ease.
That feeling is like suddenly getting a panacea, seeing hope all of a sudden, although it is now autumn, the Yuhua River in Yuhua City is not frozen, it is still too early to freeze, loach loach, hahaha.
Just when Chi Mu was proud, the system notified that there was news. Chi Mu stared and saw that it was the netizen who kindly left him a message. He hurriedly clicked on his name, and chatted casually, and finally added I got QQ friends.
But after a few words, Chi Mu hurriedly went offline and turned off the computer, because he was going to catch loach in the river, hahahaha.
On that side, Chi Lan quickly returned to Quan Ai's seaside villa. On the way, he got out of the car once to order takeout for Quan Shi from an Italian restaurant. Now he raised his wrist to look at his watch, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon Oh, that guy hasn't eaten all day, right?Will you call Quan Ai to sue him?
Chi Mu walked into the villa with wild thoughts, pushed open the door of the bedroom, and Quan Shi's guy was still lying naked under the blanket 'like a dead body'.
Chi Lan was helpless, but he still walked over, first tiptoely pulled up the quilt for Quan Shi, covering the man's chest tightly, and then felt more relaxed, and then Chi Lan said coldly: "Hey , get up and eat!"
"Hmm..." Quan Shi, who was sleeping a little sticky, groaned, opened his eyes soon, and said a little weakly: "You still know how to come back? I'm about to starve to death."
"Don't worry, I'm plugging in a bit, and I will come back to ask you to eat when you still have breath."
What people said was a bit of imagination, and Chi Lan herself realized that he had said a wrong sentence after she finished speaking, which really made people think in a wrong way, and her little face couldn't help but burn.
Panicked, Chi Lan, who was stunned by the bed, was grabbed by Quan Shi's wrist violently and fell to the mattress: "Hey Scar, come on, I'll eat you just for the last time."
"I, I brought you food, it will get cold in a while, you let go of me." Chi Lan was flustered, not knowing what was going on.
"Don't move, I won't do anything to you." At some point, Quan Shi turned over and pressed onto Chi Lan's body. Although his asshole hurt, he still pretended to be coquettish and unrestrained.
Chi Lan blinked, staggering Quan Shi's gaze at him, feeling her heart beating so fast that it was about to burst out of her chest.
"Do you really like my brother?" Although the question was in vain, Quan Shi still wanted to ask and hear it for himself.
"Of course." Chi Lan said hastily.
"What about me?" Quan Shi asked deeply, "Do you like me?" How can I say that I also have the same genes and blood as Quan Ai, shouldn't I be disliked at all?
"No, I don't hate it anymore." Chi Lan found sadly that he was telling the truth.
"Why don't you be aggrieved, [-] with me, [-] with my brother, how is it swollen? Hehe." Quan Shi bared his teeth, this was a decision he had been thinking about for a whole day.
"Rogue!" Chi Lan was furious, violently pushed Quan Shi away who was pressing on him, turned over and was about to get out of bed, he knew the dog couldn't spit out ivory.
"What's the matter? Then what do you think we should do?" Quan Shi quickly grabbed Chi Lan's wrist, and said pitifully, "Everyone doesn't see each other when they look up. How can you make me feel so bad? Besides, we have already had sex. The rice is cooked, can you be accommodating?"
"Quan Shi!" Chi Lan roared, "Do you think you're picking Chinese cabbage in the vegetable market?" Damn it, I really want to punch him.
"Oh, oh, don't yell, don't yell." Quan Shi expressed his helplessness, so he changed his strategy and changed to plan B: "Then what do you think of it? One, three, five, my brother and you, two, four. Six, he and I, as for the weekend with us, why don’t we give him a holiday? Hehe.” He gritted his teeth without fear of death. Compared with Plan A, this Plan B and Plan A seem to be a change of soup on the surface, but in fact there is a lot of content in it, but For the time being, Chi Lan only finds out that whether it is Plan A or Plan B, it seems that Quan Shi is the one who reaps the benefits of the fisherman.
"Do you take love as a joke?" Chi Lan stared: "Or, do you think you are an emperor? The love of hugging left and right has been extinct for thousands of years. This is a modern, civilized world."
"Then what do you think we should do?" Quan Shi began to adopt a gentle policy.
"You eat first, or I won't be able to explain it kindly if I'm starved to death." This topic is too sensitive, and he came back to bring him food.
Seeing Chi Lan who got up to fetch the spaghetti for him, Quan Shi continued: "Anyway, you can figure it out, do you think I should pursue you or my brother?"
"Please, you are brothers!" Chi Lan angrily stuffed the lunch box in her hand to Quan Shi.
"Please, humans can mate with animals, why are my brother and I swollen?" Quan Shi is right, the world is very promiscuous, compared to humans mating with cats and dogs, brother and brother together are indeed nothing.
"That's right, at least you are all human!" Chi Lan spit out this sentence for a long time.
"If there is ET, I believe that we human beings can also form a cosmic alliance." Quan Shi deliberately teased Chi Lan.
"Can you promise me something?" Quan Shi suddenly changed the topic and said to Chi Lan.
Chi Lan was a little suspicious, wondering if Quan Shi Zehou could spit out ivory from his dog's mouth: "Let's talk about it first."
"Can you not have sex with my brother?" Quan Shi said while eating spaghetti, seeing Chi Lan's face turned livid, he said again: "This is a painful thing, are you born M?"
Unexpectedly, Chi Lan didn't get angry, but squinted and gave Quan Shi a polite smile: "Then I can only have sex with you, right?" window!"
"No one cares about you, you're just asking for trouble, you'll be oppressed when you're with my brother." Quan Shi sneered.
For a long time, Quan Shi listened to Chi Lan, don't stop muttering in a daze, "Then you want me to suppress you when I'm with you?"
After hearing this, Quan Shi hurriedly threw away the lunch box in his hand, and said with a correct attitude: "Of course" brother fart, shit, I will gently knock you down.
"You would be so kind?" Chi Lan's eyes flickered, full of suspicion. The conversation between the two was a bit weird and sneaky. It felt a bit like an unfavored empress colluding with traitors and ministers to discuss and study something to overwhelm the country. plan.
"Why should I lie to you?" Quan Shi smiled badly: "Would you like to try?"
Chi Lan was a little moved, but rationality still wanted him to calm down, it was wrong to do so, although he really wanted to be on top, but Quan Shi was Quan Ai's younger brother after all, if Quan Ai fell on him, would he go to Quan Shi?This doesn't seem to be very good, moreover, even if he is with Quan Ai, it may not be the one below, everything has to be won through hard work.
Uh, this strange little shou seems to be quite entangled, completely ignorant of self-knowledge, whimsical and imaginative, trying to overwhelm those two sullen and dark-bellied bastards who are now a little bit deranged.
"Come on?" Quan Shi was hooking up with Chi Lan to step into the abyss.
"What? Afraid?" Quan Shi began to irritate: "You have to know, my brother won't be the only lover of you."
"Impossible." Chi Lan was deceiving herself.
"Aren't you past the age of dreaming?" Quan Shi was right.
"What about you?" Chi Lan suddenly asked Quan Shi, that's right, Quan Ai of course he wouldn't, how could such an outstanding man have no other sex around him?What about you?If I'm with you, will you just be with me?No way, you are all the same.
"I am a wolf." The corners of his lips curled up habitually: "A wolf is consistent with his own halfway." Demect, what a perfect statement?pretty!
Chi Lan's mood suddenly filled with worries, why is he so stupid?Why hadn't he considered this before?He is in no mood to talk to Quan Shi anymore, he wants to leave here and meet a man.
"Scar? What's wrong with you?" Quan Shi looked suspiciously at Chi Lan who suddenly turned ugly.
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