General, you got the wrong script [holographic online game]

Han Mo was a newlywed who had been a vegetarian for several days. It was rare for him to eat a meaty meal. He decided not to disturb anyone. He set the automatic reply of the secret language channel early, turned off the notification sound, and rolled Du Feishuang in his arms seriously. sheet.

After honestly doing it once, Han Mo called it a day. After a stumble, he had a deep understanding. It is definitely not a wise move to increase Du Feishuang's physical burden, even if it is just a pile of game data.He brought clean water to wet the muslin, squeezed the water out of the muslin, wiped Du Feishuang's body clean, and applied medicine to the little chrysanthemum, then returned to the bed and lay down.

The number of times was reduced to the minimum value, and Du Feishuang's physical and mental pressure was not great. After several times of practice, Han Mo's skills have also been improved in a certain sense. This time, Du Feishuang enjoys more than suffers. The favorability of bed sheets has been greatly improved.He turned slightly sideways, hugged Han Mo beside him, and closed his eyes.

Just as the two fell asleep, there was a noise outside the house, loud and noisy.

Switching to the smart NPC mode, Du Feishuang immediately saw foxes all over the ground, he rubbed his eyes sleepily and stood up.Han Mo was also awakened by the noise outside the house, he grabbed a robe and put it on his body: "I'll go out and have a look."

"A group of tall, short, fat and thin foxes came to hold a meeting." Du Feishuang sighed.

Han Mo shook his head helplessly, he had expected that Yijianghu would have a toss, and he came quickly enough, fortunately he was not greedy and only did it once tonight, otherwise he would be very depressed if he was disturbed by a group of foxes.

Han Mo opened the door, and the soft light shone into the room from the opened door, and the joyful sound of gongs and drums was deafening.

As Du Feishuang said, there was a basket of tall, short, fat and thin foxes outside. All the foxes were in animal form and had not transformed into human form.

Two older foxes are in charge of driving. Two ox carts are parked outside the house. A big red flower is tied to the horn of the ox. The inside of the cart is full of boxes. thing.

It was the first time for Han Mo to see a fox wearing a brocade robe and driving a cow with a whip in his hand. He thought it was very interesting. He turned sideways and was about to ask Du Feishuang to watch the fun, but Du Feishuang had already walked beside him.

Du Feishuang was only wearing a thin shirt, and looked out. Han Mo was worried that he would catch cold, so he put his coat on his shoulders and held him in his arms.

Du Feishuang looked outside the house.

There are quite a few foxes, mostly brown and orange, and there are a few white and black foxes here and there. The white foxes have a strong sense of presence, while the black foxes are not eye-catching at night. Fortunately, there are bright little brocade robes to indicate their existence.

Du Feishuang seldom encountered a similar scene. The animal-like foxes all stood up straight in festive brocade robes. Two old foxes were sitting on the backs of oxen driving an oxcart. Some foxes were carrying lanterns, some foxes were blowing locks, some Foxes played drums, and some danced.

Du Feishuang leaned his head on Han Mo's shoulder: "Your cousin's taste is different."

"His preferences have always been elusive." Han Mo smiled lightly.

Although Du Feishuang didn't know much about the art of the fox tribe, he still patiently watched the foxes sing and dance until the end of the performance.I have to say that the singing white fox is very beautiful, with smooth fur and black eyes that can almost shine. Unfortunately, the fox howls like a horse, and such an original performance method is quite difficult for Du Feishuang to understand.

When the performance of the foxes came to an end, Du Feishuang and Han Mo applauded appreciatively, expressing their satisfaction.

The foxes seemed delighted to be recognized.

Two old foxes came down from the bullock cart, came to Han Mo and Du Feishuang, and respectfully handed over a small post: "Here is the list of congratulatory gifts, general, please have a look."

Han Mo reached out to take the post, opened it and looked at it. The words on the two full pages were densely arranged. He didn't read carefully and handed it to Du Feishuang.Since ancient times, in a family, one person is the outsider and the other is the inside. He and Du Feishuang, no matter how you look at it, he should be the outsider, and Du Feishuang is the insider. Therefore, the details of congratulatory gifts and the like are not within his management scope.

Du Feishuang held onto the post and didn't read it. In the middle of the night, who would want to count those big boxes and small boxes of congratulatory gifts.Speaking of the boxes, he remembered that Han Mo had given him several carts of medicinal materials. Empty boxes, large and small, were piled up in the back room of Jishitang. The income is very substantial.

I don't know if the general's cousin is generous or not, and if he can make a small profit.

After the two of them accepted the post, the old fox took out another item, which was wrapped in red cloth, and the content was unknown. The old fox held it in both hands and handed it to Han Mo: "The master specifically explained that this gift is very necessary. Please be careful, the general." treat."

Han Mo hesitated for two seconds and accepted it. He lifted the red cloth and smiled.

Du Feishuang looked over curiously, his face turned dark.

"Guide to Couples' Intercourse——Perfect Interpretation of Sexual Life"

His uncle's cousin and cousin are not only similar in appearance, but also in essence, the nature of animals is exactly the same.

Du Feishuang cursed fiercely in his heart.

It was hard for him to return to normal life. If Han Mo read this book and broke out again, Du Feishuang would definitely go to Yijianghu to fight to the death, take out the Nine-Tailed Fox Demon Pill and stomp on it a few times.

Du Feishuang raised his eyebrows, gave Han Mo a look, and ordered silently.

give me the book.

Han Mo smiled, and put the book into the inventory indifferently: "When we have time later, let's study it slowly together, don't worry."

Du Feishuang took a mouthful of blood, he was worried about your sister, he just wanted to destroy the book and wipe out all traces, okay?

The foxes also sang songs, danced, and delivered congratulatory gifts. Du Feishuang thought, it's time for them to leave too.

After a while, a group of foxes retreated slowly and lined up neatly. They took out small colored boards and spelled out a few words.

Caring for chrysanthemums is glorious.

Han Mo: "..."

Du Feishuang: "..."

Then, the text changed.

It's shameful to ravage a chrysanthemum.

Han Mo: "..."

Du Feishuang: "..."

Then, the foxes left behind two ox carts and really left.

Du Feishuang and Han Mo looked at each other, Han Mo led the ox cart to the wooden fence and tied the rope.The black horse shook its head unhappily. As the mount of a first-rank general, how could it work with cattle.

To this, the cow replied, moo~

Dark Horse: ...

It was a quiet and peaceful night.

Han Mo went back to the room and closed the door, only to see Du Feishuang sitting at the table with piercing eyes.

Hurry up and hand over the Rhubarb Teaching Manual.

If you don't hand it over, you will never give up.

Han Mo smiled and avoided Du Feishuang's gaze, and changed the topic: "It's late, go to bed early, and I have to accompany my grandparents tomorrow."

Although what Han Mo said was reasonable, Kedu Feishuang was quite unwilling.That so-and-so guide is definitely a hidden danger. Thieves Han Mo smiled and refused to take it out after getting it. It's no wonder that nothing happened.

Du Feishuang looked away, thinking in his heart, he didn't know what was written in the book, he was extremely curious, although he was curious, Du Feishuang still pretended not to care and went back to bed to sleep.

Han Mo followed closely behind him, blew out the candles and lay back on the bed.

Finally fell asleep again, and in the middle of the night, the crisp reminder sound kept going.

Du Feishuang yawned resentfully and poked open the chat channel, and immediately saw Bai Youran's secret words.

Bai Youran's tears of blood: team leader, help

Du Feishuang walked slowly: life is at stake, please take the blood tonic, chastity is at stake, please give up struggling, other matters, please leave a message.

At the same time, Du Feishuang received a message from Fengyue Wubian from the alliance column.

Fengyue Boundless: Is Bai Youran with you?

Du Feishuang directly copied the original words: life is at stake, please take the blood tonic, chastity is at stake, please give up struggling, other matters, please leave a message.

Bai Youran almost roared: Team leader, you don't care about your subordinates.

Du Feishuang calmly: No need to leave a message, please end the secret language.

Fengyue Boundless asked repeatedly: Is Bai Youran with you?

Du Feishuang continued to answer in the original words: No need to leave a message, please end the secret language.

Du Feishuang moved his body sleepily, and changed his position to reply to the secret words. When he turned over, Han Mo woke up, and Han Mo gently hugged him: "Can't sleep?"

"A young couple having fun in the middle of the night, can't afford to be hurt." Du Feishuang replied.

Han Mo kissed him on the forehead: "Go to sleep quickly, don't worry about it."

The chatting frequency is constantly flowing, one by one jumping out.

Bai Youran growled: team leader

Du Feishuang yawns: say

Bai Youran's face was covered with blood: Help me...

Du Feishuang was extraordinarily calm: Tell me, isn't there boundless love and moon?

Bai Youran paused: The antidote you gave me has failed, and just now he poisoned me again to prevent me from going offline.

Fengyue Wubian is very indifferent: Bai Youran has slipped away, I am looking for him

Du Feishuang is helpless: long-term poisoning is not good for the body

Fengyue is boundless and calm: He has a bottle of antidote, the poison is not the key point, he should detoxify and go offline again Du Feishuang spreads his hands: Be careful of excessive poisoning, extreme joy leads to sorrow, repeating the same mistakes.Besides, people's hearts cannot be conquered with poison, that won't work.

Bai Youran cried bitterly: Team leader, apply for asylum + detoxification

Du Feishuang patted his shoulder: You can escape for a while, but you can't escape for a lifetime.It's just a game, a bunch of data, you might as well follow him, give him what he wants, everything is floating clouds, grit your teeth and get through it, from now on you will have no worries about food and clothing, and your life will be bright.

Bai Youran wiped away tears: Why should I give

Du Feishuang sighed: What, still not admit defeat?

Bai Youran remained silent: My relationship with him has not yet reached the point where I think we can be intimate, and besides, doing that will hurt...

Du Feishuang was covered in blood: ...

Boss Bai, take care.

Fengyue Wubian said slowly: Don't worry, he won't die.Moreover, I have collected the materials of the Resurrection Pill.

Du Feishuang stared: You...I...you are too cruel...

Fengyue Boundless asked: So, he is with you?

Du Feishuang shook his hand: not here

Fengyue boundless disbelief: In the middle of the night, if he doesn't look for you, who else can he look for?

Du Feishuang shook his hand again: God knows

Bai Youran's starry eyes: Team leader, just let me hide for a while, I promise not to disturb you and your family.

Bai Youran twitched: Shit, you guys are actually still doing it?

Du Feishuang raised his eyebrows: Can't it?

Bai Youran nodded: Of course, you can do whatever you want.Team leader, give me a shelter~ Du Feishuang: Rhyme Waterfall [1234, 1234]

Bai Youran smiled happily: Team leader, I salute you, you are a good person

Fengyue Boundless Showdown: In the middle of the night, I won't waste time by beating around the bush. 10W gold, tell me where Bai Youran is?

Fengyue Boundless Calm Offer: 50W Gold

Du Feishuang: ...

Du Feishuang gritted his teeth: Don't say

Fengyue Boundless continues to raise the price: 100W gold + materials for the resurrection pill

Du Feishuang was moved, he looked at the secret language, and answered decisively: I said

Fengyue smiled endlessly: where is he?

Du Feishuang smiled: I don't know.

Boundless Wind and Moon: ...

There was no news from Fengyue Boundless in an instant, failed to bribe Du Feishuang, and temporarily gave up the search in this direction.

Du Feishuang saw that Bai Youran was always poisoned and couldn't log off, and he looked pitiful all day long, so he prepared an antidote and gave it to Bai Youran, which can temporarily remove the poison from Fengyue Wubian, so that Bai Youran can log off and escape .

Knowing that Fengyue Wubian would not give up easily, Du Feishuang opened the alliance bar to check. He knew Fengyue Wubian's coordinates, which meant that Fengyue Wubian could also see Du Feishuang's coordinates.At this moment, Fengyue Boundless came straight towards Yinyun Waterfall, and she was sure that Bai Youran was here.

Du Feishuang thought about it, and gave Bai Youran a secret word.

Du Feishuang is helpless: Fengyue Boundless can see the coordinates of my Yaodan, if you can't come over faster than him, I guess I can't help you Bai Youran: Too cruel

Du Feishuang:?

Bai Youran: I can't come...

Bai Youran burst into tears: Team leader, I was hijacked halfway, what should I do?

Du Feishuang smiled: I wish you a happy night, good night

Bai Youran cried bitterly: This is not the ending I want

Bai Youran: Help, I want to detoxify, I want to go offline...