God loves me with honey [e-sports]

As the saying goes, there are only three things, no matter how thick-skinned Wei Ning is, he is too embarrassed to call his teammates to help him.

To be killed by the same person three times in a row is a shame that Wei Ning will never forget in his life, and his career dream is likely to be buried in the hands of the "en·aimu·de".

Lanshou, shiitake mushrooms.

Wei Ning let go of the mouse, put his hands on his chin, and blinked constantly, so that the stubborn tears would not slip down his eyes.

He Yan seemed to feel Wei Ning's embarrassment, and turned to look at him.

Wei Ning hurriedly covered her entire face with her hands, her mouth was squeezed into an "ε" shape.

He Yan couldn't help laughing out loud, but Wei Ning didn't hear it with headphones on.

He Yan asked Wei Ning in the game: "Do you want to lie down or?"

Wei Ning was not very embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "I can still rescue it."

He Yan said to Mao Xiaobei: "Xiaobei, I'll pull the gun thread, you go to help little Aning."

"receive."

He Yan stepped on gorgeous dance steps like a shadow, and used extremely chic and elegant movements to attract the enemy's firepower away. Under the cover of smoke, Mao Xiaobei quickly approached Wei Ning and rescued him.

When Wei Ning was bandaging himself, he saw He Yan running through the grass like a jumping old fox. Although he was very spiritual and elegant, he was rubbed by dense bullets a few times. Fortunately, he was protected by the third-level armor so that he did not fall down. , His fearless spirit of sacrificing himself for his teammates moved Wei Ning so much.

Mao Xiaobei saw Wei Ning staring at Dui He's direction affectionately like a watchman, and said: "You should move when you are full of blood. This is the chance of rebirth that Dui He exchanged for you with his own life. You Don't you cherish it?"

"Ang." Wei Ning came back to his senses and cheered himself up: Is it because the enemy is too floating, or I, Wei Ning, can't lift the knife, feeling sad with a hammer, and standing up is another killer.

Wei Ning adjusted his mentality, quickly entered the combat state, and entered the finals side by side with his teammates.

There are only 9 surviving people in the final circle. Except for the MVP, there are 3 members left in the Smecta team, and the other 2 are passers-by A and B from an unknown team.

The circle is now smaller and the enemy's position is clearly defined.The Wei Ning/He Yan group, and the Lu Chenxi/Mao Xiaobei group outflank the enemy from left and right.

The Smecta team huddled in the small gun building, passers-by A and B were behind the big tree on the right, the thrower Mao Xiaobei threw a bomb into the gun building, the three of Smecta's team were blown out, and went around the gun tower to confront Mao Xiaobei gun.

Wei Ning came from the left and knocked down one.

When the remaining two members of the Smecta team might appear at any time, Wei Ning charged towards the position of passers-by A and B with a bomb in his hand, without any hesitation or worry at all, and handed over his back to He Yan.

He Yan knew what Wei Ning wanted to do by seeing Wei Ning's position. The two had no verbal communication. While Wei Ning threw bullets and eliminated passers-by A and B, He Yan killed the two members of the Smecta team who wanted to poke Wei Ning's ass. player.

Wei Ning and He Yan cooperated perfectly in the end, and the MVP team won the game smoothly.

"Huh~~~" The game was over, and everyone's tense god-level finally relaxed, and they all let out a breath at the same time.

Mao Xiaobei said: "I didn't expect the Entertainment Bureau to meet the 4STAR team. They didn't even make it to the final round. I guess Lu Ziyang is already waving his small leather whip to whip his players."

Lu Chenxi said with a chuckle: "Thanks to little Aning for this match, if it wasn't for his good hatred, NMD wouldn't have lost his mind and chose to blow himself up and die with little Aning."

"..." Wei Ning didn't think it was a glorious thing. "En·Aimu·de" came in and out of him three times. This Qiu Weining had already written it down in a small notebook and made a key mark. Opportunities must be met with an eye for an eye.

Wei Ning clicked to exit the game, and He Yan suddenly asked a question that shouldn't be asked as a heartthrob: "Go to the bathroom?"

"?" Wei Ning turned to look at He Yan, "Are you asking me?"

He Yan stood up and sent a "sincere" invitation to Wei Ning: "Well, I want to go to the bathroom, let's go together."

Wei Ning's gaze slowly shifted from He Yan's face to his waist, and then fell on his...

"I'm not even mentally prepared." Wei Ning said with a slightly red face.

"..." He Yan blocked Wei Ning's sight with his hands, "What kind of mental preparation do I need to go to the bathroom, should I go?"

"Go, go." Wei Ning begrudgingly disagreed.In fact, Wei Ning didn't want to pee, but the chief male god of the e-sports circle personally invited him to the toilet for a gathering. Although the location was not so beautiful and romantic and had a bit of a smell, it was a sign of He Yan's willingness to be close to him. Just accompany him to the bathroom, and casually see the difference between the male god's penis and his own.

Wei Ning also stood up, and He Yan asked him to go first.

Wei Ning walked out of the box without doubting him.Only then did He Yan open the live broadcast room and look at the barrage.

This "exhibition game" of assessment nature, because of the unexpected appearance of the 4STAR team, turned into a competitive game that no one wanted to lose. Although there were many flaws in the game process, the MVP team finally got the chicken.Wei Ning's performance in the whole game already has a score in He Yan's heart. He has had enough of being wronged. He Yan doesn't want him to be insulted by the arranged "venomous audience", so he uses the excuse of going to the toilet to dismiss him.

After watching the barrage, He Yan realized that he was thinking too much. This year's "Vicious Tongue Drama Audience" was unexpectedly gentle and harmonious, and their cultural level was obviously improved by several levels compared to last year. They did not use dirty words when swearing, and even widely quoted sentences from classic classics. , Raise the national curse to the level that can appear in textbooks.

Wei Ning should not be able to understand this kind of barrage that needs to be explained, right?

He Yan turned off the live broadcast, and casually asked his team members: "Are you going to the bathroom?"

The three of them couldn't figure out what kind of obsession He Dui had, so obsessed with going to the toilet.

Xiu Lei said, "I've been there."

Mao Xiaobei and Lu Chenxi said: "We won't go, there are too many people and crowded."

He Yan said: "Then you guys tidy up your peripherals, you've worked hard today, wait for supper."

The whole team cheered: "Long live the congratulations team."

The toilet of the Internet cafe is at the corner of the second floor of the commercial building. Wei Ning stood at the door of the toilet, poking his head and waiting for the congratulatory banquet.

Wei Ning was about to close himself up, and the He Banquet was long overdue.

"So long." Wei Ning crossed her legs, she really wanted to pee after waiting for so long.

Seeing Wei Ning's distorted expression, He Yan said, "If you're in a hurry, go first."

Wei Ning said: "It's agreed to go together, how can I be the first."

He Yan can't laugh or cry, is there any substantive significance in being serious about this kind of thing?

He Yan stepped into the toilet with long legs, and Wei Ning followed behind him.

In front of the urinal, He Yan unzipped his trousers as usual, and Wei Ning moved from the fifth urinal to the fourth, and then to the third.

He Yan glanced at him: "Where are you picking a concubine?"

Wei Ning finally moved to the urinal next to He Yan, hehe said: "The small advertisements on the walls are too dirty for the eyes."

He Yan didn't say anything, and continued to do his own thing.

When Wei Ning took out the little bird and hissed it, his eyes lost their moral restraint, and he jumped over the baffle and landed on He Yan's penis.

It's okay if you don't look at it, but when you look at Wei Ning, even the booing becomes intermittent.

It is also a bird, why is the gap so obvious?Is there any human physiologist who can stand up and explain?

Feeling Wei Ning's gaze, He Yan raised his eyebrows and asked, "Does it look good?"

Wei Ning immediately withdrew his gaze, embarrassed and said casually: "Chicken, you are so beautiful."

"..." He Yan's body trembled, and he immediately stopped booing. He pulled up his trousers and walked to the sink. While washing his hands, he said, "My small advertisement is very suitable for you. You can give me your phone number when you're done." Make a note of it."

After Wei Ning finished urinating, she walked over to take a look.

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What does He Yan mean? !Wei Ning said with a sullen face: "He Zhuzhu, don't bring such insulting people!"

He Yan threw the toilet paper into the trash can and warned Wei Ning: "Don't call me He Zhuzhu, otherwise you won't be able to join the team."

As soon as the words came out, Wei Ning quickly adjusted the facial muscles, pulled up the slumped muscles, and showed an extremely invincible and brilliant smile, and the address became intimate: "Dad~ what you say is what you say, I Absolutely no comments."

He Yan said with a smile in his voice: "Are you an eel? So smooth."

For a moment, Wei Ning felt that He Yan was connoting him, but now joining the MVP team is the most important thing, and nothing else is important.

Wei Ning nodded, "So you have to walk an eel a day, don't stop doing it just because the eel is small."

"...Shut up, you bastard!" He Yan shouted.

"What's wrong with me?" Wei Ning looked innocent.

"I don't want to talk to you." He Yan walked out in disgust.

Wei Ning thought to herself: It was obviously you who connoted it first, but you blamed me for being coquettish, you are so prudish and so arrogant.

"Captain He, wait for me~" Wei Ning hurriedly washed his hands, and trotted to catch up with He Yan.

I don’t know which wicked guy ate bananas and threw the banana peels. Wei Ning didn’t pay attention, stepped on the banana peels, exclaimed “Ah”, spun and jumped towards He Yan in front of him with his eyes closed.

He Yan heard the voice, turned around, and saw Wei Ning's limbs were wide open, his facial features were distorted, and he was in a state of confusion, throwing himself at him in a bewildering manner.

He Yan wanted to avoid it but it was too late, Wei Ning threw He Yan down, and the two fell firmly to the ground.

With He Yan as a meat pad, Wei Ning was not injured, but He Yan's mind was full of spinning stars, and his whole body was not well.

Wei Ning lay on He Yan for a while and sat up, pushed He Yan, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Team He, are you okay?"

He Yan: ...

There is no response, so you must not fall and faint, right?

"Captain He?" Wei Ning shook the banquet.

He Yan: ...

It's over, I'm really dizzy, I may need artificial respiration.

After making an inaccurate judgment, Wei Ning pouted and approached He Yan's lips.

Just when Wei Ning was 0.0001 mm away from touching He Yan's lips, Wei Ning heard three different voice lines forming a very loud and shocking "Fuck"!