God loves me with honey [e-sports]

【@小阿宁 Why hasn’t our Pippi Shrimp responded in the past two days? 】

[Yeah, there is no talking in the group, and the live broadcast is no longer broadcast. @小阿宁]

[@小阿宁Seeing the news, I hurriedly bubbled up, I'm going to call the police. 】

Early in the morning, people in Wei Ning’s penguin live broadcast group kept being @他. After eating the steamed buns, Wei Ning wiped his hands with a paper towel, poked open the penguin group and replied: Don’t @, I’m the man you can’t get.

[Fuck, big brother, you are finally alive, why did Shenyin go these two days? 】

Wei Ning: I will not tell you that I am autistic.

【What the hell?God of War, Brother Ning will be autistic? 】

Wei Ning: Do you know about God of War?

[Why are you eating dirt again?A month's live broadcast salary plus gift income must be tens of thousands of yuan, and you still eat dirt at the end of the month, can't you save some money when you spend it? 】

Wei Ning: What misunderstanding do you have about the little anchor?I only have three or four thousand a month.

[Liar, the popularity of your live broadcast room is so high. 】

Wei Ning does not deny that his live broadcast room is very popular, but most people come to watch the "team demolition maniac" jokes because of the fame. Most of the true fans are student parties, and their financial resources are limited. Wei Ning does not allow them to buy gifts.

When Wei Ning was playing professionally, he would transfer 1 yuan to his family as a salary every month, proving that playing games was not just a game.After being unemployed, Wei Ning has been using her own savings to fill the salary gap, and now she can't make ends meet.

Wei Ning made a heavy oath in front of his parents at the beginning, saying that he would rely on games to support himself, and that he would become an e-sports athlete and represent his motherland on the world's highest e-sports podium.

When Wei's father heard this, he pushed his glasses, noncommittal.

Wei's mother tsk-tsk while applying nail polish: "My son made up such a high-level reason for playing games. Okay, anyway, you can't study well. We have saved you for more than ten years without success. Why don't you let you go out and accept society?" beating."

Wei Ning was high-spirited at the time and didn't take her mother's words seriously. Now that she was dying with the whip of fate, she didn't understand the true meaning of the words whether to listen to the old man's words or not to suffer in front of her eyes.

Wei Ning sighed, and asked in the group: @All Members, do you have any ways to make money?

The water friends immediately responded: [Yes, street performers, kneeling durians with bare legs. 】

[Moving bricks at the construction site, you are definitely the most beautiful boy on the construction site. 】

[White Horse Club welcomes you. It's fun to be a male model for a while, and it's always fun to be a male model. 】

Wei Ning is angry and funny: /Knock on the head, can you be more serious?

Finally, an honest man said the truth: [Brother Aning, you can be a companion. The companionship industry is very popular now. My roommate is not good at playing games, but he can speak well. He can earn thousands of dollars a month. , You are a professional player with a nice voice and good looks, so there is no problem with a monthly income of tens of thousands. 】

Wei Ning: Really?Which companion play app is more reliable?

[Compared with each other. 】

Wei Ning: Sure.

Wei Ning downloaded the [Bixinxin] companion play APP on her mobile phone, and after asking customer service, she got a set of companion play information templates. Wei Ning slightly modified it according to her actual situation, and the effect is as follows.

Accompanying play name: a kinai little licking dog

Personal introduction: Sound makes you fall in love, technology makes you worship.

Voice introduction: Hello boss, I have a lot of words and a lot of marksmanship.She can be tough and cute, but she can be cute and fierce. I will try my best to have the look you want.

In terms of game selection, Wei Ning first chose PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, followed by Peace Elite, League of Legends, Glory of Kings, and CS:GO.

After filling in the information, the system prompts that the avatar of the accompanying player must be his own photo, and Wei Ning immediately took a selfie and uploaded it.

A few minutes later, the Bixinxin system sent a message: Your application for playing with you has been successful.

Wei Ning was a little excited at the beginning, but Phantom received orders softly. After browsing the order pages of various games, Wei Ning was a little cold. He picked up the ancestral thermos and took a sip of the hot water that is said to cure all diseases.

There are not so many young ladies and brothers on this platform. The avatars of Yishui handsome girls are all voice actors. Many good-looking companions have received 0 orders. It seems that the boss can find and place an order. , requires a very peculiar fate.

Sure enough, Wei Ning waited for more than two hours, but none of the bosses became attached to him.

Wei Ning put away the hopeless waiting, turned on the computer and entered his live broadcast room, and yelled in the group: "Brothers, this god of war is open, those who have money will hold a money game, those who have no money will hold a personal game, everything If there is no one, it will be a funny scene."

Water friend 1: [Now boo?Don't you watch the live interview after the PUBG Elite Invitational Tournament? 】

Wei Ning: What's so interesting about the post-match interview? Come and see me!

[MVP won the championship again, He Shen is going to accept an exclusive interview, you must not miss it! 】

Water friend 2: [Yes, He Shen is my ultimate idol, I'm going to take a seat in the front row of the live broadcast room. 】

Wei Ning: QAQ As my fans, have you considered my feelings in this way?

Water friend 3: [He Shen live broadcast for 10 minutes, you live live for ten hours, after watching He Shen come back to watch you, there is nothing wrong. 】

Wei Ning: A bunch of scumbags!

Having said that, Wei Ning has to admit that He Yan is indeed a male god, especially when watching him play at close range, he is so hot and explosive, he is so handsome that he has no friends, so now the water friends are abducted by He Yan, Wei Ning's heart was not fluctuating, and he even wanted to join in the fun.

Speaking of the MVP team, some water friends asked Wei Ning: [@小安宁, do you know that the MVP team is recruiting substitute players? 】

Wei Ning: No way, is it gossip?

[The MVP club officially announced yesterday afternoon. 】

Wei Ning: Oh, I didn't notice.

【Are you going for an interview? 】

still try?Try to hit once, no matter how big Wei Ning's heart is, he can't stand repeated ravages. What's more, the MVP club is full of top star players in the e-sports circle, and the PUBG team is led by He Yan himself. Wei Ning never thought about it. Even though he might be able to enter the MVP team, he didn't even dare to think about it.

But Wei Ning can't admit it, so he used blackmail to ease the embarrassment: [Brother die, I'm afraid you don't know anything about my mysterious power. Whichever team I join will be disbanded soon. 】

[I'm a newcomer, I don't know the truth, is your mysterious power so sci-fi?Then don't blame the MVP. 】

Another water friend interjected: [The team demolition maniac is pure nonsense, you are unlucky, you jump into pits. It is very rare for a top team like MVP to recruit players. I think you can try boldly. What if you are lucky enough to be selected this time?If MVP is dismantled by you again, I suggest you live a good life in the third dimension and let PUBG survive. 】

The previous words touched Wei Ning's heart, and Wei Ning just felt a little bit comforted, but the last sentence is why fat four? !

Wei Ning was selectively blind, and said perfunctorily: [Since you have asked me to come back, I will consider it. 】

[Little Aning rolled up his sleeves and charged at the duck! ! !If you are selected, we will be close to Heshen. In the future, if you start a live broadcast of the daily life of the MVP team and give more benefits, it will not be in vain for us to support you wholeheartedly. 】

While the water friends were cheering, they also broke a little news: [I heard that God He dotes on his own sister very much, why don't you get rid of her first, and then have a good harvest in love and career. 】

Wei Ning: [? ? ?Although I am a handsome guy who is born only once in 4000 years, it is absolutely impossible to sacrifice my beauty. 】

[Fuck, how can I answer such silly words? 】

Wei Ning: [Brother, I am a capable person after all, and your suggestion also makes me confused and embarrassed. 】

【……excuse me! 】

Wei Ning knows that Shuiyou is doing it for her own good, but He Yan and his sister don't know each other, and if the MVP can join the team by favor, can he have the current glory?

At this time, [Bixinxin] Playing APP sent an order notification and a chat message.

Boss: In?Order now?

Wow, it's time for business, Wei Ning immediately picked up the phone and replied: I'm here, the boss, and the order will be answered in seconds.

Boss: Are you good at eating chicken?

Wei Ning: It is necessary. In terms of chicken-eating skills, you can beat passers-by with your eyes closed. Even those so-called technical masters can only be humiliated by my gun. You deserve to have a little brother who is more powerful than cheating.

Boss: Phew, my little brother is so funny, he blows like the real thing.

Wei Ning: It must be true. If there is a half-truth, I will eat the keyboard live.

Boss: The little brother who speaks flirtatiously, his skills are not very good, let me think about it.

Wei Ning: Boss, you don't have to think about it, so let me introduce myself seriously.I am a former professional player of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. I have played chicken for 4000+ times, KD6.1 in 37 games, and the highest number of kills in a single game in offline official games is 98. I am good at 416K/AKM/M[-]/SCAR-L.The boss chooses me, and I will give you all the good equipment. If the boss tells me to go east, I will never go west. If the boss tells me to lie down, I will never stand.By the way, this is my place. Men's singles, doesn't the boss want to be the first to have me?

Boss: Little brother, you are naughty, she is still an underage girl.

Wei Ning: This...

This is very embarrassing.

Is the first order so hot for a minor to play games and find a company?

The author has something to say: Boss: Brother, you can't dislike me, I'm your future matchmaker.

Wei Ning: Boss, you are so naughty.

Boss: Don't talk like me!