God loves me with honey [e-sports]

Wei Ning drank wildly from the water cup, knowing that He Yan was acting, but somehow he was overwhelmed by him.

"So the domineering president is so embarrassing in reality?" Wei Ning pretended to be nonchalant.

He Yan put away the black card, returned to his true colors, and said, "If you were a girl, you wouldn't feel embarrassed, but you would think I'm a blast."

Wei Ning rubbed her arms, and said duplicity: "The last words made me feel embarrassed and almost cancerous, and I got goosebumps all over my body."

He Yan said: "The purpose of my doing this is to tell you not to lose yourself at any time, keep your original intentions and true colors, and use your strength to face those who look down on you."

Wei Ning nodded sharply: "Yeah, that's right, only strength can make you attractive, and a real boss will not be so pompous and stupid."

He Yan changed the subject: "While waiting for the food, let me tell you about your mistakes in the game tonight."

"Pfft~" Lu Chenxi didn't laugh when He Yan played the role of boss, but this sentence made Lu Chenxi laugh.

Xiao Aning, you may not know that Team He is an alternative boss. He is usually very normal and serious. When it comes to the replay of the game, Team He will become a strong boss with the word "恶". He tells you in extremely advanced abstract language. You have to doubt life.

He Yan glanced at Lu Chenxi: "Do you also want to join my discussion group?"

Lu Chenxi shook his head quickly: "I won't bother Team He anymore, just discuss it with Xiaobei."

"Xiaobei, after the version update, how much have you adjusted your vertical sensitivity..." Lu Chenxi turned to ask Mao Xiaobei, successfully avoiding He Yan's sight.

Wei Ning was a little puzzled, isn't it just a simulated review, what can be avoided?Moreover, He Yan's words are straight and round, and his voice is super magnetic. It is simply the gospel of the voice control party, and he will not get tired of listening to it for a long time.

I really don't know the blessing when I am in the blessing.

Wei Ning put her elbows on the table and held her cheeks, twisted her neck to face He Yan, with a bright smile, like a sunflower in the morning sun: "He team, let me listen to what you say."

He Yan's eyes fell on Wei Ning's unscrupulous sitting posture: "The small waist is very flexible, but have you considered the feeling of the spine? The latissimus dorsi is almost twisted into a twist, so do you want to change your posture?"

There seems to be something wrong with this opening statement.

The smile on Wei Ning's face froze at a speed visible to the naked eye, and she sat up straight with a little embarrassment, raised her head and chest, and put her hands on her knees.

He Yan nodded: "That's right, you are such a clever little ghost."

"..." Wei Ning kind of understood why Lu Chenxi dodged, He Yan who didn't speak human words was so frightening.

"Captain He, can you be well..."

He Yan interrupted: "Don't talk, listen to me."

"In the first game, except for the accident in the bombing zone, you played well overall. However, you licked the bag for more than 8 seconds a few times. Every minute and every second on the battlefield is precious. This is the first game. a mistake."

Wei Ning explained: "The mouse on my computer has some problems, and occasionally the buttons will stick."

He Yan said: "The mouse doesn't work well, why didn't you say it? This is your problem, and you will bear the consequences yourself."

"Oh."

"The second problem is that the protection of the vehicle is not in place. Although the vehicle is small, it has a huge effect. It is the umbrella of your life. The Hot Wheels under your feet accompany you in the wind and rain, but you abandon it in the grass .”

He Yan pointed to the water glass in front of him. "Did you see the water? It's all tears from the vehicles you scumbed."

"..." Wei Ning, a scumbag man with a stone hammer, He Yan spoke for the vehicle.

Wei Ning's expression was slightly distorted: "I don't think motorcycles are suitable for entering the back circle."

He Yan raised his eyebrows and said: "Then you have to find other vehicles and replace them. If you make such a low-level mistake in the future, I will knock down the altar and give it to you."

Σ(っ°Д°;)っWhat kind of fancy harm is this?Give me the altar, three sticks of incense every day?

He Yan took a sip of water gracefully, and continued: "In the second game, you had more questions. Show off your teammates, show off your enemies, do you see the thick fog rising on the map? That's the blue hole (the game company name) is specially sprinkled on you for the desensitization agent."

"Your heroism of chasing airdrops to provide supplies for teammates really touched me. I even want to recommend you to director Russell and let him arrange a role for you in Avengers 5."

"Being repeatedly stabbed by the same enemy in the butt, that feeling must be super cool, so you will die with him, and fly side by side with him, if this is an official offline game, this year's PUBG annual funny The No.1 famous scene is none other than you two."

…………

Wei Ning was exhausted, He Yan's words were incisive, every sentence was heartbreaking, Wei Ning was powerless to resist, and could only let He Yan's sharp sword of language pierce his young heart severely.

This seat is really not easy to sit in, Lu Chenxi, I was wrong, I shouldn't misinterpret your kindness.

I don't deserve to sit here, I'd better sit on the floor.

Wei Ning's butt slipped under the seat little by little.

Wei Ning's small movements were quickly discovered by He Yan, who stretched out his long legs to touch Wei Ning's slid knee: "What? Are you sitting uncomfortable?"

"Well, the chair is a bit hard, and my butt hurts after sitting for a long time." Wei Ning made an excuse.

"My thighs are weak, do you want to sit?" He Yan played out of the ordinary.

"..."

Wei Ning is also very arrogant sometimes, whoever provokes him, he will fight to the end.

Wei Ning got up and sat down on He Yan's lap: "It's better to obey than to be respectful. Team He is really the best e-sports captain in China, bar none."

The french fries in Mao Xiaobei's mouth fell on the table.

Xiu Lei's hand holding the drink was hanging in the air.

Lu Chenxi almost knocked over the tableware in front of him.

Dare to sit on the tiger's lap, the three of them respect Wei Ning as a man.

He Yan didn't expect that Wei Ning would really dare to sit on his lap, and was momentarily dazed.

Wei Ning turned to look at He Yan, twisted his buttocks and said, "Captain He, what's on your lap? It's hard, it makes me feel very uncomfortable."

Xiu Lei: "..."

Mao Xiaobei: "..."

Lu Chenxi: "..."

He Yan's complexion changed suddenly, and he said in a deep voice, "Get up for me."

Wei Ning sat in her seat, her face was calm, but her ears felt faintly hot.

He Yan's weapon is too powerful, although he saw it before when he was booing, but now it's too subtle to test it with real people, even if He Yan didn't call Wei Ning to get up, Wei Ning couldn't sit still.

He Yan is extremely uncomfortable now, and he is extremely upset physically and mentally. Wei Ning's flirting is fine, but he didn't expect him to put it into action.The worst thing was that he had a reaction.

He Yan has never felt that he has homosexuality. The same sex is a brother. How can he raise a gun at a brother? The gun must have been left for a long time, and the sensitivity has problems before he enters the state of combat readiness.

The atmosphere at the dinner table became awkward and weird.

As a calm and elegant boss and team leader used to seeing big scenes, He Yan quickly recovered from self-doubt.

He Yan took out a long wallet from his trouser pocket and put it on the table, and gave everyone a look that you understand.

The three team members nodded in unison, saying: We understand, we understand, Team He, you don't need to explain.

So far, the riot caused by a "wallet" has temporarily come to an end.Wei Ning interrupted, and He Yan was not in the mood to resume the game.

During the following meals, Wei Ning's activity level plummeted, and even the expensive blue dragon meat could not taste any taste in his mouth.

He Yan was the same as before, except that he glanced at Wei Ning from time to time.

"Hey, is this ham?" Mao Xiaobei picked up a round piece of red meat, looked at it, and prepared to put it into Xiu Lei's bowl. "Brother Lei, I'll eat for you."

Xiu Lei pushed his hand away: "I won't eat."

"I feel that you eat very little at night, and you don't need to lose weight."

"I am full."

"It doesn't matter if you eat an extra piece." Mao Xiaobei put his fork into Xiu Lei's mouth, but Xiu Lei refused, and was about to open his mouth reluctantly, Lu Chenxi grabbed Mao Xiaobei's wrist and said: "Xiao Bei , you are too ignorant, Brother Lei doesn't want to eat, why do you force him, come here, give it to me."

Mao Xiaobei wondered: "Don't you not eat ham?"

"Little ham has a lot of starch and doesn't taste good. This kind of big ham is thick and fleshy. It looks delicious, right, little Aning." Lu Chenxi twitched his eyebrows, and bumped Wei Ning with his elbow.

"Puff—cough cough cough cough." Wei Ning was suddenly cueed, and the food stuck in her throat, unable to get down or get up.

Lu Chenxi patted Wei Ning on the back, said with a smile: "Don't worry, eat slowly, I will leave all the big ham to you."

Wei Ning regained his strength, hugged Lu Chenxi's neck, leaned into his ear, and said fiercely: "Lu Xichen, do you have to fight against me?"

Lu Chenxi snorted and said, "Now you know how it feels to be dumb? You weren't so shy when you congratulated the team just now."

Wei Ning gave Lu Chenxi a light hammer: "You really hold grudges, so can't you be nicer to me?"

"You acted like a baby and mistaken the partner." Lu Chenxi said disgustedly, "Captain He will take what you do, but I won't take it."

"Could it be that you are really shaking M, whether you eat hard or soft?"

"You..." Lu Chenxi's face was covered with clouds, and it seemed that he was about to explode.

Wei Ning thought for a while, and raised his hand as a sign of surrender: "Brother Lu, I'm sorry, I was wrong, let's reconcile, and I will be a teammate in the future, and I will thank you for taking care of me."

Lu Chenxi sneered: "Captain He told you about joining the team?"

"I didn't say it clearly, but the meaning is the same." I didn't say anything, so I came to ask you about this matter from the side.

Lu Chenxi reminded Wei Ning again: "Don't be too confident, everything will change if you don't sign a contract."

"Can't you? Captain He will change his mind?" Wei Ning became nervous.

Lu Chenxi looked like someone who came here, and said earnestly: "Don't guess what Captain He is thinking, you won't understand even if you guess and guess."

It's over, it's over, it's over.With the lessons learned from the past, Wei Ning dare not ignore Lu Chenxi's words.

When a team recruits substitute players, usually the captain will discuss with the team members and listen to their opinions and ideas. After all, this is a team game, and harmony and tacit understanding are very important.According to what Lu Chenxi said, He Yan didn't discuss it with them, which means that his hope of joining the team is very slim.

But He Yan said that he would not play with others behind his back, and he even did a replay of the game. Why did he do these things if he didn't plan to ask for his own words?

The more Wei Ning thought about it, the more confused he became. He sat for a while, poked He Yan with his mouth, and said aggrievedly: "He Yan, why did you deceive my feelings?"

He Yan:? ? ?