God loves me with honey [e-sports]

With nothing to do, Wei Ning watered the flowers on the balcony, then changed into sportswear, opened the mobile phone playlist, put on headphones, and started running on the treadmill.

After running for 10 minutes, a call came in.

Wei Ning picked up the phone and said "Hello" out of breath.

"What are you doing?" He Yan's highly recognizable and sexy voice came from the phone.

"I'm...doing exercise...huh..."

He Yan was silent for a long time, and Wei Ning once wondered if the signal on his side was not good enough to hear He Yan's words.

Wei Ning grunted and fed a few times, and He Yan finally responded: "Are you exercising on the bed again?"

"No... I'm on the treadmill... um... How do you know my phone number?" Wei Ning remembered that he hadn't given He Yan's phone number.

"It's in your circle of friends. You left your phone number to him in your fantasy half a year ago. I said, do you have any awareness of safety precautions? Are you not afraid of being used by bad guys if you expose your private information so publicly?" There was a trace of reproach and reminder in the tone.

Wei Ning wiped his sweat and said, "No, the world is so beautiful, to tell you the truth...hehe...sales calls are rarely made."

"If it's possible, can you stop first and run away after making the phone call?" Wei Ning's panting sound had an indescribable magic quality, which made He Yan feel restless.

"Drip~" Wei Ning turned off the treadmill, walked to the balcony, and shook her head facing the sun, "I stopped, you say."

He Yan asked, "Have you had breakfast?"

"Ah?" Wei Ning never expected that when He Yan called, he was actually concerned about whether he had eaten breakfast. This was unreasonable and seemed very strange.

"No, I only have one bag of instant noodles left in my house, and I'm not willing to eat it." Wei Ning wanted to tease He Yan, "Will you send me a loving breakfast?"

"No." He Yan replied firmly, without leaving any room.

"Then what are you asking?" Wei Ning had no other thoughts except rolling his eyes.

He Yan said seriously: "I'm just reminding you that if you don't eat breakfast and do strenuous exercise, you're prone to hypoglycemic shock."

"Are you caring about me?" Wei Ning said with a chuckle.

He Yan denied it frankly: "You think too much. I mainly want to ask how your aunt is doing. It doesn't seem very good to ask directly. Please be polite."

Wei Ning snorted, "If you don't feed the horse, you still want the horse to run."

He Yan said: "Isn't the card in your hand? You can buy what you want by yourself."

Wei Ning: "How can this work? You and I are not relatives, but if you swipe your card, I will be unrestrained."

He Yan: "It's okay, the money in the card is not much, only about a hundred thousand."

Wei Ning: "..."

In terms of low-key flaunting wealth and high-profile pretentiousness, Wei would rather call He Yan the strongest king.Wei Ning, as a means of transportation that only takes tens of millions of dollars to go out, has maintained a stable and close long-term cooperative relationship with many Fortune [-] companies such as China Unicom, China Telecom, State Grid, French Carrefour, and China Construction Bank. ever?

Showing off wealth is the root of all evils, which hinders the harmonious development of society and should be eradicated fundamentally.Wei Ning is very experienced in this area.

Wei Ning jokingly said: "So can I hire a professional butler who has received professional training, speaks sixteen languages, and is tall and handsome?"

He Yan: "No way. It's better for the housekeeper to be simple. Being too good-looking is not conducive to my sister's physical and mental growth. Knowing multiple languages ​​is a good condition."

He Yan spoke so seriously that Wei Ning almost believed it.

He Yan thought for a while and then said: "The butler can't find a man. I don't feel at ease if a man and a widow live in the same room."

"Brother, have you used all your IQ to play games?" Wei Ning couldn't help but sneer.When He Yan was pregnant, he should have known that he would have a younger sister, so he left an IQ of 160 to his younger sister with an IQ of 80, resulting in a sub-child who is not very smart.

He Yan could hear the connotation of this sentence.

He Yan said in a deep voice: "You may not know that those who offend me will end badly."

Wei Ning immediately apologized: "Brother, I'm just kidding, this matter is already being done, and the current progress is 0.01%."

"..." He Yan gritted his teeth and said, "Are you at home now?" Dad immediately drove over to clean you up. If the tiger doesn't show his power, you think I'm Mickey.

Wei Ning said, "I'm at my parents' house. I'm afraid that the housekeeping company will be deep. I want to ask my mother to recommend one. After all, the old aunts who like to dance in the square are very well-informed."

Wei's mother just came out of the kitchen and heard Wei Ning cue her, picked up the cucumber Wei Ning put on the table and carried it behind her back, walked over and asked him: "Ning'er, who do you think is the old aunt who dances in the square?" ?”

It's over!Wei's mother is a fashionista who keeps up with the trend. She has been holding on to her youthful tail and is very sensitive to age issues. Wei Ning confuses her with a square dancing aunt, and she is just tickling the tiger's belly—— Play tricks.

"Mom, I didn't mention you." Wei Ning tried to explain, but Wei's mother didn't want to give him a chance.

Wei's mother raised a long cucumber, showing the most beautiful smile, and slapped Wei Ning's ass with the cucumber with the greatest strength: "You didn't talk about me, who are you talking about? Brat, the old lady danced The most dazzling Latin dance."

"Ah!" The muscles on Wei Ning's buttocks contracted strongly after being beaten, and Wei Ning jumped up in pain.

"Old aunt, you said these three words? I wondered if your blood is not flowing well today, and I need my mother to clear it up for you." Wei's mother said while waving a cucumber for fancy whipping, Wei Ning She was beaten and ran around in the living room.

"Mom, please put down the offensive weapon in your hand. I am 19 years old and I have my dignity!" Wei Ning ran to the table and walked around the pillar with Wei's mother, King Qin.

"19 years old? You will always be nine years old in my eyes!"

I agree with this statement.He Yan on the other side of the phone nodded silently.

The slapping of cucumbers and Wei Ning's screams aroused He Yan's extreme comfort, and he even wanted to do it himself.

Wei Ning was forced into a corner by Wei's mother, and then remembered that the phone hadn't hung up yet, and quickly covered the speaker and said, "Mom, I'm answering the phone, do I want to lose face?"

"Whose phone number?" Wei's mother looked at the name of the caller. No, Wei's mother's first reaction was a sales call.

"An insurance seller?"

Wei Ning shook his head.

"A loan?"

Wei Ning continued to shake his head.

"Who is that? You don't even have a name. Are you an underground party?"

"He's mine..." Wei Ning was only halfway through when Wei's mother cut her off: "Girlfriend?"

Wei's mother's imagination is no less than that of young people, "You must be afraid that I will say you have a puppy love, so you deliberately didn't save your name."

"Ning'er, mother wishes you to fall in love and get married sooner. Now there are more men than women, so don't pick and choose. No one will want me in the future. I will die of worry." Wei's mother finally revealed the worry of an old mother, "19 years old Not too young, I gave birth to you at the age of 19, and I can't afford to waste time."

"??? Mom, are you sure you want me to marry instead of marrying?"

"Don't stick to words, you know what mom means." Wei's mother said.

Wei Ning looked at Wei's mother, and said to herself: This is not just a word, there is a big mystery in it.

"Is it your girlfriend?" Wei's mother held the other end of the phone, "Let mom say a few words."

Wei Ning shook his head: "No, just ordinary friends."

"Let my mother say a few words, keep ordinary friends and immediately become girlfriends." Wei's mother worked very hard for her son's happiness.

"I don't think it's necessary, man..."

"Difficult? Huh." Wei's mother raised half of her red lips, showing a gorgeous smile, "It's difficult for you to fall in love, but it's not easy for mother. I will pass on to you when I have time after 300 intoxicating love stories. Now I Check it out for you first."

Mom, I'm really a little drunk by what you said.

Wei Ningqiang is stubborn against Wei's mother, Wei's mother has to do one thing, and will never give up until the goal is achieved.

Wei Ning let go of the phone.When mother heard that the other party was a man, she would naturally dismiss the idea.

Wei's mother picked up the phone, cleared her throat, and said in an extremely gentle voice: "Hello, cute, I'm Wei Ning's mother."

cute? ? ?

Wei Ning, with black lines all over her head, turned to face the wall and hit her head against the wall.

"Hehe, right...Really? You are so good at talking. Oh, so, my Ning'er is rather shy... Well, yes, love is difficult to express in my heart. In the future, if you take the initiative a little bit, you two There will be stories, really, I won’t lie to you... Hehe, right? I also really like a sensible and well-behaved child like you."

Wei's mother was super happy chatting on the phone, and Wei Ning was stunned and shocked.He Yan is so good at chatting. I have lived for 19 years and I have never made my mother so happy. How did He Yan do it?

Mom, didn't you hear that the other party was a man?Love is hard to say in the heart, what is the old-fashioned and nasty description?

"Okay, you are busy first, come to eat at home when you have time, goodbye." Wei's mother finally ended the call.

Wei's mother returned the phone to Wei Ning, and showed a very satisfied smile: "Ning'er, this girl is very nice, she is polite, eloquent, and has a sweet voice. Please find a time to invite her to come and play at home as soon as possible."

Aunt, girl? ? ?Did He Yan use a voice changer?

Wei Ning collapsed weakly on the sofa, wanted to call to ask about He Yan, but felt ashamed, so don't ask, I can't get over this hurdle.

Wei Ning thought for a long time, and finally mustered up the courage to send a prestige message to He Yan: [Crying and laughing.JPG]

He Yan didn't reply.

Wei Ning covered her eyes with her arms, and her mood was like the waves of Honghu Lake hitting waves, and each wave was stronger than each wave.

1 minute later, Wei Ning shamelessly sent He Yan another prestige: [Please take care of me, or I will be embarrassed.JPG]

He Yan replied this time, with the same sand sculpture expression: [Speaking, I am more embarrassed than you.JPG]

Wei Ning: [How fat four.JPG][Embarrassed and confused.JPG]

He Yan: [Give you a look in your eyes to experience.JPG]

Wei Ning: Brother, stop fighting, I apologize to you on behalf of my mother.Those words only represent her personal views, and there is nothing wrong with it.

He Yan: You know Qingcheng, right? She answered the phone for me just now.

Wei Ning: ... Qingcheng, the captain of the League of Legends women's team of the MVP club?

He Yan: Well, I gave Qingcheng the phone when I heard the word "little cute". After answering the phone, Qingcheng looked at me very strangely.

Wei Ning: So, I lost face and went to League of Legends? ! [Cover face JPG]

He Yan: [JPG of the same style covering face] My reputation is ruined in your hands, what did I say?

Wei Ning: [Brothers who lose face togetherJPG][It’s not as good as we are gay.JPG]

He Yan: [***, I ****, get out! .JPG]

Wei Ning: [Talk about civilization and establish a new style, swear words disappear without a trace.JPG]

He Yan: [You don't know dad at all. JPG] [Father's mentality is broken, arrest who scolds who. JPG] [Civilization?does not exist.JGP]

Wei Ning: [I was so scared that I wanted to make trouble on the spot.JPG]

He Yan: [I. Fuck, you are selling swords.JPG]

Wei Ning: [Don't always be me. Fuck, me. Fuck, if you have the ability to say it the other way around.JPG]

After this emoji was sent out, He Yan never heard back.

The author has something to say: thanks to the baby who read the message, thanks to the almond tofu soup, Huaying's mine.