God loves me with honey [e-sports]

This is how a hand-to-hand fight began.

The two went from the door to the living room.

Wei Ning swung his fist three times and danced his claws four times, trying to subdue He Yan with strength, but they were all easily resolved by He Yan's tenth-level block value. "Added "a tooth for a tooth to sweep the hall's legs", and directly pushed Wei Ning down on the sofa.

"North City Ip Man" pressed on "South City Bruce Lee", and asked in a low-key yet domineering manner: "Are you convinced?"

It is impossible to obey, and it is impossible to obey in this life!

Wei Ning's stubborn white eyes and disdainful expression fully showed his intention to resist. He Yan fixed Wei Ning's hands on the top of his head, leaned over and showed a victorious smile: "Young man, having muscles does not mean that you have strong fighting power, I advise you Don't continue to resist, it really hurts you, and you will cry again."

Wei Ning's body has surrendered, but his consciousness is still resisting. If he can't beat you, I'll show you.

Wei Ning looked down at the place where the two were pasted together, straightened up and said, "You crushed my dick!"

He Yan's smile froze instantly.

Wei Ning didn't remind He Yan that he didn't pay attention at all, and now Wei Ning moved a few times, which was more likely to get angry than when Wei Ning sat on his lap last time.

He Yan lifted his waist with a gloomy expression, and warned in a deep voice: "Don't move around!"

Heh, motionless is bastard.Aren't you very strong?Why are you so cowardly?

Wei Ning twisted her waist disobediently, provoking He Yan's tolerance limit.

There is a saying that is good, if you don't die, you won't die.Wei Ning seemed to have forgotten that before He Yan dragged him into the grove, he did such insane things as "bullshit".

When He Yan is normal, he is cold and serious, but once he loses his mind, he will do things beyond his imagination.

Wei Ning kept "attacking" He Yan with an evil smile on his face, He Yan's eyes became darker and darker, and finally turned into a ball of thick ink, swallowing Wei Ning.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!!!" There was another horrific scream in the living room, and the neighbor who lived next door to He Yan woke up from his sleep again, almost calling the police.

***

The next day, Wei Ning slowly opened his sore and swollen eyes, and what greeted his eyes was a gorgeous crystal candlestick chandelier, a room full of woody aromas, and sunlight coming in through the gaps in the curtains, and the hazy beam just shone on Wei Ning's face.

Wei Ning's head was aching, she covered her eyes with one hand, and touched her lower face tremblingly with the other hand.

Fortunately, JJ is still there.Wei Ning breathed a sigh of relief, and never dared to provoke He Yan again. He is simply a big devil with human skin, and he is not a person when he is violent!If he hadn't used his strength to pry the earth to break free from his clutches, he would be inhumane in the future.

Wei Ning didn't know how she got on the bed. She only remembered that when she was running away with her crotch covered, she tripped over the unpacked little skirt on the ground, and the back of her head seemed to hit the guardrail of the stairs, and she fainted immediately.

Damn, so angry, where is that beast He Yan?

"Let us swing the oars, the boat pushes away the waves, and the sea reflects..." The cheerful ringtone full of childlike fun came from the mobile phone, repeating infinitely in the empty room.

Wei Ning stopped rolling, got into the quilt, looked for the phone everywhere, and finally found it on the other side of the bed.

The caller ID was "Ms. Li Meili".

Wei Ning picked up the phone and called out "Mom".

Wei's mother seemed to be in a good mood, and she spoke with a smile: "Ning'er, praise me quickly."

"Ah? What do you mean?" Wei Ning was dizzy now, and her reaction was relatively slow.

"Isn't your boss looking for auntie? I found it for you." Wei's mother said.

"Oh, my mother is indeed a know-it-all, really awesome."

Wei's mother heard Wei Ning's lazy voice with some hoarseness, and asked, "Have you not gotten up yet?"

Wei Ning sat up with a "chuckle" and swallowed a few times to moisten her throat: "Wake up, you know me, I always go to bed early and get up early."

"Heh..." Wei's mother let out a snort from her nose. Wei's mother knows very well what kind of virtue her son is.

"Let's have a video chat and let mom see how you are doing today." Wei's mother suggested.

"Mom, it's not convenient for me to video now." Wei Ning refused.

Mother Wei: "Why is it inconvenient?"

Wei Ning: "I'm going to take a bath."

Mother Wei: "Really?"

"Beep...beep..." The phone was disconnected immediately.

Wei Ning was about to let out a breath of relief when the Weixin video call came again.

Damn it!How could I have such a wonderful mother.

Holding the phone, Wei Ning hurriedly got out of bed, ignoring her shoes, and rushed to the bathroom like a rocket launch.

Wei Ning rushed into the bathroom, locked the door behind her, quickly took off her T-shirt, and picked up the video call from Wei's mother urging her to die.

"Mom, I told you I was taking a shower, why don't you believe me?" Wei Ning held up the phone and exposed her naked upper body, showing to Mother Wei that she was not lying.

The phone camera turned around, Wei Ning suddenly froze, and then quickly petrified from head to toe.

Because besides Wei Ning, there is another person in the bathroom.

He Yan obviously just took a shower, and his whole body still smelled of moisture. Only his lower body was wrapped in a white bath towel, and his seductive figure was fully exposed in front of the camera.

Perhaps it was because the brain cells were not very active in the morning, everyone's reaction was half a beat slower.

After more than ten seconds of silence, Wei Ning and He Yan had a wave of soul exchanges on "Why are you here" with confused eyes at the same time.

Wei's mother was no less puzzled than the two of them. As the elder, she took the lead in breaking the strange silence: "You...maybe you should explain?"

Wei Ning has lost the ability to speak, how to explain?I feel that everything I say will become darker and darker. With my mother's non-mainstream avant-garde thinking, I guess I have already imagined a series of indescribable scenes.

Seeing that Wei Ning was silent, He Yan's skin was slightly flushed with embarrassment, so he could only stand up "heroically" to save the scene.

He Yan waved at the camera and greeted Wei's mother: "Sister, good morning."

Sister, sister?Wei Ning shook her hand and almost dropped her phone.

"She is my mother." Wei Ning whispered.

Of course, He Yan knew that the person in the video was Wei’s mother. A few days ago, Wei Ning said that she was an old aunt who danced in the square.

He Yan smiled slightly, stretched out his hand to hold Wei Ning's arm, pointed the camera at himself, and said, "It's auntie, I'm sorry, I was rude. You look young and beautiful, I thought you were Aning's sister."

Wei's mother likes to be praised for being young and beautiful, and she said cheerfully: "I put on a little makeup, and with the special effects of beautification, I don't look like a bad old woman."

He Yan continued to compliment: "You are a natural beauty, and the beauty effects are just icing on the cake."

Wei's mother flicked her ears and hair, and smiled brighter: "You can really talk, are you from Ning'er?"

"I'm his roommate." The situation was urgent, and He Yan began to talk nonsense in a serious manner, "I just came to work in a big city from a small town on the [-]th line. When I was isolated and helpless, I met Lei Feng Aning, who heard about my experience, immediately promoted the spirit of socialist mutual assistance, and took me home for a temporary stay, so I had a temporary shelter."

Wei Ning listened to He Yan's words with a dull expression, never expecting that a real rich man could make up such a bloody story, and he didn't change his expression or beat his heart.What kind of unknown small town on the [-]th line can produce a handsome man with an international style like you, please be careful when you make up stories.

Wei's mother also found it incredible: "Looking at your appearance and temperament, you really don't look like a wage earner who just came to the city."

He Yan didn't panic at all, and said calmly: "We have also activated special effects for beauty."

Wei's mother carefully looked at the comparison between her son and his roommate, and said something that made Wei Ning vomit blood: "Why do you feel that you are the only one who is handsome in beauty, is it because my Ning'er is disabled?"

"Mom! I'm afraid you woke up with something wrong with your eyes!" Wei Ning moved the camera closer to her, and said unconvinced, "Look clearly, why am I not handsome?"

Wei's mother looked at it for a while, then said perfunctorily, "You are still handsome, but compared with your roommate, you are not so handsome."

"..." Other mothers think that their children are the most beautiful and handsome in the world, but my mother likes to speak out of conscience.

Wei Ning said indifferently: "Mom, my mobile phone is out of battery and will be turned off at any time." After speaking, Wei Ning directly pressed the shutdown button.

After the video call ended, Wei's mother always felt that something was wrong. After thinking for a long time, she found that the chat was all nonsense, and she didn't ask why the two guys took a shower together so early in the morning.

Wei's mother called again, and the voice prompt: The phone you dialed has been turned off.

Wei Ning propped her hands on the sink, looking depressedly at herself in the mirror, and He Yan standing behind her, the more she looked, the more she felt that she was not much worse than He Yan.Isn't he taller than me, with a better figure than me, darker complexion, straighter nose, deeper eyebrows, and stronger temperament than me, there is not much difference at all, okay?

Wei Ning himself couldn't see any difference, so he asked He Yan: "Is there a lot of difference between me and you?"

He Yan picked up a dry hair towel, wiped his hair and asked, "Which aspect are you referring to?"

"..." Wei Ning suddenly felt that he was humiliating himself a bit. To be honest, He Yan beat himself up in every way.

The mirror was stained with a thin layer of hoarfrost by the dense water vapor, and the person in the mirror became hazy. He Yan took out a tissue and wiped a clear line on the mirror, looked at Wei Ning and said, "Are you in the mirror?" Do you mind what Auntie said? It seems that you attach great importance to your appearance."

"I'm not that superficial." Wei Ning sighed, and said slowly: "I'm often denied, so I have to find some advantages to maintain my self-esteem and self-confidence. She wants to make me better, but it annoys me, a child like you won’t understand my sadness.”

"Aren't you very confident?" He Yan looked at Wei Ning's eyes in the mirror, which were as clear and clean as shining obsidian, but the light of obsidian was a bit dim at the moment.

Wei Ning shook his head and said: "My lack of confidence will be easily shattered, especially in front of a chosen child like you."

"The Chosen Son, heh..." He Yan lowered his eyes and let out a self-deprecating smile, "The Chosen Son's troubles are not less than ordinary people, and even more, but others only see the bright moments of the Chosen Son, but they don't know what God is doing. How much did the Chosen Son pay for this?"

"Oh~~~" Wei Ning turned her head and stared at He Yan curiously, with the big word "gossip" written in her eyes, "Does the male god also have troubles? Tell me, and I will help you solve your problems?"

This kid has never been serious for three seconds, even if He Yan had the desire to talk, he was burned to the ground by the blazing fire of gossip in his eyes.

He Yan put the dry hair towel on Wei Ning's head, rubbed it vigorously and said, "Take care of yourself first!"

Wei Ning grabbed He Yan's hand, and hey said: "We are brothers and sisters, we should enlighten each other."

He Yan's eyes fell on Wei Ning's paw: "Am I familiar with you?"

Wei Ning was stunned for a moment, let go of He Yan's hand, pointed at the bare chests of the two and said, "We're all honest with each other, aren't we familiar yet?"

He Yan corrected: "It was you who broke into my bathroom and tried to pry into my privacy. It's pretty good that I didn't throw you out."

"Then why didn't you push me away?" Wei Ning raised half of the corner of her mouth, showing a guiding evil smile, "You don't actually reject me, do you?"

He Yan nodded, and also showed a damn charming smile: "I didn't reject you before, but now I do."

"Cut." Wei Ning rolled his eyes in the mirror, grabbed his T-shirt and turned to leave, but He Yan stepped forward and squeezed Wei Ning into the gap between the sink and his body.

"What do you want to do?" Wei Ning crossed her arms and stared at He Yan warily.

He Yan didn't answer, leaned closer to Wei Ning, and at the same time raised his hands as if to beat the rhythm of the wall.

Wei Ning held his breath, and watched He Yan and his skin touch. Last second, he didn't know him well, but at this moment, he made such an intimate gesture again, which is typical of talking bluntly.

"Let me tell you, I'm not a casual person. Although I can't beat you, if you want to use force on me, I will pretend to resist." Wei Ning said unyieldingly, puffing out her chest.

He Yan stopped opening the closet, looked down at Wei Ning's face near Chi Chi, and said: "You have such a rich imagination, don't be obsessed with e-sports, you can consider changing your career to become a writer."

"Is it because I have a rich imagination?" Wei Ning twisted her body, rubbed against He Yan's chest, and said, "Brother, your current posture is too ambiguous. Is this what you call unfamiliarity?"

"It was you who blocked my way. I suggest you not to move around, otherwise I will not be responsible for being hit on the head by the bottles and cans in the cabinet." He Yan opened the closet and fumbled around in the top drawer.

Wei Ning was firmly suppressed by He Yan, and the aroma of essential oils after He Yan's bath lingered in Wei Ning's nose, and the body temperature at the joint of his chest was no longer known to be whose.

This is not the first time that Wei Ning has had such close contact with a boy. In the past, there was no special feeling when taking a bath with the boys in the same dormitory and rubbing each other's backs. But now He Yan's body is deeply welded to Wei Ning like a piece of soldering iron. Wei Ning's whole body Both body and mind are burning hot.

After a long time of more than ten centuries, He Yan finally left Wei Ning, holding an electric toothbrush and a new towel in his hand: "It's all new, use it."

Wei Ning took the toothbrush, looked at it over and over, and pressed the button of the electric toothbrush, the toothbrush vibrated at a high frequency, "sizzling", which made Wei Ning's hands and feet numb.

Wei Ning raised the toothbrush with a complicated expression, and said, "I'm used to using the manual one, and I don't use the electric one."

He Yan said: "The electric one is more comfortable to use than the manual one, just try it and you'll know."

Wei Ning frowned, touched his chin thoughtfully, and said in a very meaningful tone: "So you like to use electric ones, and the vibrations are very exciting?"

He Yan was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses, snatched the toothbrush back from Saozhu's hand, and let out a low growl.

"Get out!"

The author has something to say: Merry Christmas everyone.