God loves me with honey [e-sports]

Zhao Shu's timing was super accurate.

As soon as Wei Ning and Zhao Shu came out of the tea room, they happened to see the back of Han Ou walking into the elevator.

Wei Ning gave Zhao Shu a thumbs up: "Brother Zhao, you are awesome."

Zhao Shudao: "Boss He never talks with unimportant people for more than 5 minutes."

Wei Ning tasted this sentence carefully, and slowly rolled his eyes.

"Go there by yourself." Zhao Shu pressed the elevator and seemed to be leaving.

"Aren't you going with me?"

Zhao Shu shook his head: "My task has been completed, it's time to go back to my own little world to watch the news and raise flowers."

Wei Ning was speechless, and after getting in touch with Zhao Shu, it seemed as if she had taken a deep lesson in "A Psychiatrist Teaches You How to Cultivate Your Body in Buddhism".

After seeing Zhao Shu off, Wei Ning returned to the assessment room and saw He Yan sitting in front of the computer where he played the game, probably looking at the statistics after the game.

Wei Ning walked over and realized that he had made a big mistake. He Yan was wearing earphones and was watching the replay of the game.

Wei Ning suddenly became nervous and called out "Captain He" cautiously.

He Dui raised his eyes to look at Wei Ning, his eyes were a little meaningful.

Wei Ning glanced at the screen and saw that the male wheat in the lower left corner of the map kept flashing. At that time, he was stuck in a tree, and passers-by were chatting obscenely.

After a while, there will be the famous scene where he and Han Ou are both blown up.Wei Ning didn't want He Yan to see it, so he turned sideways to block the computer case, preparing to accidentally shut it down.

"Sit down." He Yan's voice was a bit loud because he was wearing earphones.

Wei Ning's legs softened, and he almost sat on He Yan's lap again.

He Yan took off the earphones and said, "Are my legs comfortable to sit on? Are you still addicted to sitting?"

Wei Ning shook his head quickly: "I'm uncomfortable, haven't I been frightened by you?"

He Yan raised his eyebrows: "Uncomfortable?"

"Comfortable... still uncomfortable." I feel that no matter how I answer this sentence, I can't answer it right.

The corner of He Yan's mouth twitched slightly, and he reached out to pull the chair next door.

Wei Ning clapped hands dog-leggedly, then sat down, straightened her back, put her hands on her knees, very well-behaved.

"You want to know the data comparison between you and Han Ou, who won?" He Yan asked lightly.

Wei Ning nodded: "The passers-by in this round are very strange. I hardly played in the first half, and Han Ou also endured loneliness. He only started to take the head after [-] points. To be honest, I didn't know."

He Yandao: "In the whole match, Hanou's elimination rate was 1.97, knockdown rate was 1.52, damage was 380, survival time was 21m56s, and the overall score was 96."

Damn, why is Han Ou's score so high?

"What about me?" Wei Ning was a little nervous.

He Yan wanted to whet people's appetites: "Evaluate yourself."

Wei Ning thought about it and decided not to be humble: "I think I should have 90 points?"

He Yan shook his head: "You don't know yourself enough."

He Yan paused for a moment, then changed the topic: "Do you want to play a TPP game with me?"

"Eh?" Wei Ning looked confused, wasn't he talking about his grades, what happened when he suddenly sent out an invitation to a battle?Could it be that my grades are unsightly, and He Yan is hard to talk about, so I changed the subject.

"now?"

"Well, the TPP model is more conducive to your observation of yourself and your opponent's situation."

"it is good."

Wei Ning switched to Han Ou's computer, and after a short period of debugging, he said it was ready to start.

In this round, NO.1 is Wei Ning, and 1ST is He Yan.

The two entered the game.

During the 1 minute waiting for the plane to arrive, it is the stage for the actors to show themselves.

For example, before the quality square was harmonized, there were several types of actors.

The first type is to open your mouth and ask: "Hello! Are you Chinese?" This kind of drama is trying to meet an old friend in a foreign country, and show off English, who is salt and pepper, by the way. If you meet the same drama, it will start a lively and interesting chicken Tell the same duck, while entertaining yourself, you also entertain others.

The second type is the self-proclaimed actor.As soon as I entered the game, I began to hum "Pan Pan Eating Chicken Social Shake", roughly the lyrics: "Come to the left and right, it's QEQE, the one standing is stupid X, the one standing can't eat chicken, the gun is pointed at the back of the head, we should shake it Shake, shake left, shake right, shake to a new climax."At this time, you will see a group of people swaying with the rhythm, and the whole large nightclub scene is full of joy, and at the same time, a few plug-in advertisements are inserted, "Flashman, Spring Man, Tu Xingsun, let's find out."

The third type is to confuse the King of Fighters.If he disagrees with him, he punches and beats, and he especially likes to hit people in the face. If he doesn't beat everyone within a ten-mile radius, his ADHD will not be cured.

The fourth is the standard standing military posture.No matter if you hit me, scold me, kiss me, or flirt with me, I will remain motionless, like an emotionless killer, silently watching other people's strange movements, and sneering in my heart, ah, my show will be later.

After the version update, the player's birth point is divided into various places on the map. There are fewer people at the same birth point, and there are fewer actors, but there are still.

For example Wei Ning.

Wei Ning is an all-round and comprehensive actor. Generally, he doesn't show off his strength easily. Usually, he belongs to the standard military posture. But if someone can stimulate his desire to act, that's another matter.

At the birth point, Wei Ning stood still. While adjusting the earphones, he heard a rough man with a strong dialect, who said to him in a construction site English that his relatives did not recognize: "Hey, man, the oil is black and rice? Oil ah one Day demolition day? (hi, mancanyouhearmeyouareisChinese)”

Wei Ning said he didn't understand: "What'sIdon'tknowwhatyousay. (What? I don't know what you say)"

The rough man repeats: "You are Chinese, oil? (youareChinese)"

Wei Ning roughly understood this sentence. He was asking me if I am Chinese. My brother, I may have never breathed the air of a big city with your accent.

Wei Ning also began to communicate with him in English on the construction site: "Leak, leak, Myrican. (no.no, American)"

Rough guy: "Oh, oil, Myracan, Mitu, Mitu. Dig this yo? (oh, youareAmerican, metoo.metoo.What'syourname)"

Wei Ning: "Mynameis Ferlandi Our Lady Maria Puli Tweet Dibricardo. (Mynameis Ferlandi Our Lady Maria Puli Tweet Dibricardo)"

The rough guy is drunk, how long does it take to make up a ghost name?

Rough guy: "Dig and eat? Love, love Dongleu. (What'sIdon'tknow)"

Wei Ning waved his fist at the rough man: "Aimu Keding, MynameisChinaNo.1 demolishes that wave bowl one day. (I'mkidding, mynameisChinaNo.[-])"

Rough man: "Remove that wave bowl? Are you also a domestic product? You are Wave Bay, how can I trust Nan?"

Wei Ning: "My ID is Wave Bowl, oil (youare) which Kakal in Sichuan?"

Rough guy: "Chengdu Le, where's the oil?"

Wei Ning: "I am earth-bound."

Rough guy: "..."

Wei Ning: "Er Huo, Zhen Le."

Rough man: "Shit, you just came back from drying the millet with your mouthful of salt and pepper Trump?"

Wei Ning: "No, leak, leak, I just finished feeding the pigs."

Rough guy: "Ge Lao Guan, you can, Vevr shows off."

The birth point of He Yan and Wei Ning on the opposite side are different, so he can't hear him talking in Gongmai. After the plane takes off, everyone is sitting in the same cabin, so the voice can be heard.

Rough guy: "Hey, Brother Laoguan, where is Youjump waiting? Let's form a team."

Team you might as well go to duos.

Wei Ning: "Where do you want to descend?"

Rough guy: "I have a sassy remark I don't know if I should say it or not."

Wei Ning was curious about how flamboyant it would be, and had to report in advance.

Wei Ning: "Quite playing."

Rough guy: "I want to fall into your heart."

He Yan: ...

Wei Ning was taken aback for a moment, this coquettish remark was too old-fashioned.

Wei Ning responded differently: "My heart is not big, it has already filled the world, and there is no place for you."

Rough man: "Ge Laoguan, didn't you dismantle that wave bowl (ChinaNo.1)? I just want to eat a handful of chicken, why don't you take me with you? Do you want me to give you a red envelope when it's over?"

Is this a joke?According to the routine, the next step is to ask me for contact information such as prestige.

Wei Ning smiled and said, "No need, save yourself and buy yourself some delicious food. Life is short, so don't wrong yourself."

Rough guy: "..."

This wave of polite refusals is almost flying, embarrassing the rough guy but also polite.

"Eh? The Wave Bowl? Is it the sullen guy from last game?" A sissy voice asked, "Is the number one you?"

"No!" Wei Ning said unhappily why he met Sao Ji in the previous game again.

"Ouch, this tone sounds like a familiar recipe and a familiar taste. Where's your husband 1st? He's probably on this flight too."

He Yan looked at his ID, noncommittal.

Hearing the word "husband", Wei Ning's expression froze, for fear that He Yan would get angry and become a wild CP in a match with Han Ou. He Yan would feel that he didn't respect the assessment, right?

Wei Ning said bluntly: "Small change, don't talk nonsense, or you will fall into a box."

"Hmph, I want to fuck me back again, but I won't give you a chance this time."

He Yan: ...

Wei Ning: ...

He Yan couldn't bear it anymore and said, "See you at the altar later."

Only Wei Ning understood the deep meaning of this sentence, and suddenly felt like a thunderstorm.His body collapsed, his butt slipped, and he almost went under the table.

Because Wei Ning's feet were stretched too long, he was stuck between He Yan's feet so as not to die.

He Yan put his legs together and clamped Wei Ning's feet, his tone was flat, but his words aroused infinite reverie: "I haven't used any strength yet, why are you so soft?"

Fuck! ! !He Yan said that sentence just now?Wei Ning thought he was having auditory hallucinations, and gaygay blamed a sentence to prove that He Yan said what he said just now.

"Oh my god, 1ST's aggressiveness makes my legs go weak."

This guy probably ate too much broken rice, so he was forced to talk so much.

Wei Ning is so desperate, when he meets Lao Yinbi in the first game, and Lao Sao Ji in this game, can he still play happily in solo queue?

Wei Ning retracted her foot carefully, but she couldn't pull it out.

This is very embarrassing, what exactly is He Yan trying to express?

"Brother~" Wei Ning called softly.

He Yan finally let go of his leg, Wei Ning quickly retracted his foot, and moved the chair back three inches.

"Ouch, this brother yelled so ecstatically, tsk tsk, NO.1, you were pushed against the wall and kissed by 1ST just now, right?"

"Shaobing, can you shut your coquettish mouth!" Wei Ning was a little angry.

"They are all games bought for 98 yuan. I want to talk to you, can you control me?"

Wei Ning took a deep breath, if He Yan is not here, labor and management will let you see what it means to fight riots with riots.

As soon as the plane entered the sky above the rainforest, the people in the cabin jumped out of the sky like dumplings. With this kind of bravery, most of the players in this round were tough guys, and they could finally have a quick fight.

Wei Ning originally wanted to go to the training base to shoot a wave, but seemed to be pulled by a mysterious force, and landed in the altar on the left side of the base inexplicably.

Wei Ning didn't go there on purpose, but it really can't be explained.

He Yan will not do what he says, and it will also fall on the altar, right?