God loves me with honey [e-sports]
Chapter 85
Han Ou's question was inexplicable, Lu Ziyang stared at him fiercely, and squeezed out a few words: "How do I know! I don't run a circus."
Han Ou squinted his eyes, his eyes were deep, as if there was a tiger waiting for him to tame.
"First lock up the tiger and starve it for a period of time, and then tempt it with food. If it wants to get food, it must do the actions specified by the animal trainer. If it doesn't do it, it will be beaten. At first the tiger will resist, but the more it resists, the more it will be beaten. Get stronger."
"A tiger has no strength if it doesn't eat, and it's futile to resist. Its will will gradually become blurred, and its aggressiveness will gradually weaken. If you want to go down, you have to let go of your beastliness and dignity and listen to the words of the animal trainer."
"When the tiger makes an action, the trainer will reward it with an extra piece of meat, so that the tiger can survive only by being obedient. After repeating this, the tiger is domesticated."
Han Ou said a lot of words, but Lu Ziyang's response was only five words: "Are you going to change your career?"
Han Ou closed his eyes in disappointment, the veins on his forehead twitched.
Playing the piano to a cow is a waste of effort.
Dead wood cannot be carved.
Mud doesn't stick to the walls.
A Dou who can't help it.
Incurably stupid.
……
All kinds of incompetent words lined up and floated through Han Ou's mind like a bullet screen.
He Yan was able to discover little Aning, how could I have found such an idiot in a blind eye.Han Ou also experienced the feeling of lovelessness.
"Hey—" Lu Ziyang bumped Han Ou's arm with his elbow, "Are you scolding me in your heart?"
Han Ou said coldly: "If I scold you, I need to hide it in my heart? You idiot!"
"Where the hell am I stupid? You push so much, you just want to say that I am rebellious and rebellious! Labor and management don't want to quarrel with you. The more you let you, the more trouble you will get." Lu Ziyang exploded. I've never been so angry before.
Lu Ziyang knew that Han Ou was doing it for his own good, so Lu Ziyang made concessions again and again.I thought that I was sincerely waiting to win Han Ou's favor, but in the end, I didn't have a good impression, so I started to do it.
Lu Ziyang, who was used to bullying others, couldn't swallow this breath.
"It's not that you're tidying up, you're being abused." Han Ou's voice was as cold as ice, "If you're not crushed into the dust, you won't know how to grow."
"Fuck your sister's growth, I can get whatever I want now, just lie down and eat and drink for the rest of my life. I owe it to you to be mentally abused by you every day for a hobby!"
"Okay, very good. It's my mother who has no eyes, please disappear from my eyes immediately, immediately!"
Lu Ziyang stretched out his hand and gestured around: "This is my car, okay, you are the one who should leave."
Han Ou said directly to the driver: "Master, stop."
The driver's voice came through the glass: "Young man, you can't stop on the highway now."
"Park in the emergency lane." Han Ou didn't want to stay in the car for a moment.
"It's hard to get a taxi when you go down now." Although the driver was a bit capricious, he still had a kind heart.The boys in the car looked very young, so he was worried.
"I'll figure it out myself." Han Ou became stubborn and no one could stop him.
The team members persuaded the fight one after another: "Team Han, don't be impulsive. We are all from our own family. Brothers have no overnight feud. A few quarrels will pass after a while."
"Brother?" Han Ou sneered, reaching out to open the window.
Seeing Han Ou's actions, Lu Ziyang thought that he was going to jump out of the window, and grabbed his arm: "Are you crazy? If you jump from here, you will be disabled even if you don't die. You have buried me for so long, why do you say something back? Want to commit suicide? Isn't your psychological quality very good?"
Suicide?Han Ou just wanted to open the window for some air.
"Let go." Han Ou had a straight face, the contours of his heroic face were tense.
"Don't let go." Lu Ziyang held Han Ou's arm even tighter, for fear that if he let go, he would fall to his death in front of his eyes on the spot.
At this time, the car passed a flower field, and a lost bee flew in from the window, flying around the blue-headed bun on Lu Ziyang's forehead.
Lu Ziyang was most afraid of insects with wings, so he stared at the bee in front of him, breathing with his mouth tilted.
The bee buzzed and lingered, Lu Ziyang's eyes were almost cross-eyed, he was so panicked that he didn't dare to let go of Han Ou and waved it away.
Seeing that the bee was about to land on his forehead, Lu Ziyang yelled anxiously: "Han Ou, help me get rid of it quickly. Mom, hurry up, I'm going crazy."
Han Ou raised his eyebrows, full of arrogance, and snorted: "I'm not your mother."
"You are the ancestor!" It doesn't matter what it is, the first thing to do is to help me get rid of this horrible thing in front of me.
"Hurry up, please!" Lu Ziyang stomped anxiously.
"You don't have hands?"
"My fucking hands are on saving your life, don't you see?"
"I only saw a fool who was frightened by a little bee and went out of his mind." When Han Ou was speaking, he suddenly reached out and grabbed a handful. Lu Ziyang only felt the wind on his face, and then the whole world was clean.
Lu Ziyang collapsed like a collapse, because of excessive fright, a thin layer of sweat broke out on his forehead, and the afterglow of the setting sun refracted on it, making his blue hair glisten.
"Let go of me." Han Ou said again.
Lu Ziyang's claws were like iron tongs, making Han Ou's arm ache.
"I'll let you go if you don't jump out of the car." Lu Ziyang insisted.
"Don't show the lower limit of IQ, otherwise..." Han Ou raised his half-clenched fist to Lu Ziyang's eyes, "I'll let it go."
Lu Ziyang immediately let go of Han Ou and sat down neatly.
Han Ou stretched out his hand out of the window, letting go of the little life in his hand, and at the same time had an idea.
In a few days, I will transplant some flowers that attract bees into the garden in front of the base. As long as Lu Ziyang is disobedient, I will catch bees to scare him.
After returning to the training base, Han Ou had another meeting.
As He Yan said, to bring a brand new 4STAR team to participate in the autumn league, the time is tight and the task is heavy.
Correcting Lu Ziyang's shortcomings is also for the sake of team harmony, one mind and one mind, focusing on training.
After so many days of telling each other, Han Ou had to start the training to know whether Lu Ziyang had made any progress.
Han Ou didn't want to play a normal matchmaking game, so he asked a few familiar teams to practice.
As for the MVP team, He Yan also led the players into regular training.
Before the training started, Wei Ning stood at the door of the training room of the first team with arms folded, with a peach blossom face.
When Lu Chenxi walked past Wei Ning, he glanced at him several times.
"Why?" Wei Ning asked.
"What are you doing?" Lu Chenxi asked back, "Aren't you full?"
"..." Wei Ning is not stupid, he is very clear about what Lu Chenxi is referring to.
Wei Ning was in a good mood, and didn't want to argue with Lu Chenxi, so he put his arms around Lu Chenxi's neck, and said with a smile: "I'm here to ask Team He to get my bag."
Lu Chenxi tilted his head and sniffed in front of Wei Ning: "Your body is full of the smell of Captain He, don't you change your clothes?"
Wei Ning lowered his head and sniffed: "Is there any?"
"The body shampoo used by Team He is not produced in China, and the fragrance is unique and too obvious." Lu Chenxi said.
Wei Ning suddenly realized: "I just said why I always smell a vague fragrance, it turned out to be his."
"How did you manage to lie without pretentiousness, and even give people an inexplicable sense of trust?" Lu Chenxi was so curious.
"I'm not lying." Wei Ning said innocently, "I have mild rhinitis, and I'm not very sensitive to fragrance."
Wei Ning only smelled it after He Yan took a bath, when the fragrance was the strongest.I occasionally smell it at other times, but He Yan is not by my side.
"Okay, anyway, you and Team He are married, so I can only congratulate you. By the way, have you dealt with the matter of the anchor?" Lu Chenxi always thought about the team's reputation, and never forgot about it.
"It's been dealt with." He Yan handled it personally, and Wei Ning answered with confidence.
"That's good. I went to adjust the machine, and I haven't done it by hand for a few days."
Wei Ning nodded: "Okay, I'll leave after I take the bag, and I won't disturb your training."
"Hey." Lu Chenxi took two steps, then turned back, raised his hand to Wei Ning, and said, "Tomorrow we may not be there to cheer you on, so let's give you a high-five first, and wish you lead the team to win the first trophy .”
Wei Ning smiled.
This is the brother, who talks about all kinds of dissatisfaction with you, and helps each other at critical moments.
Not long after Lu Chenxi went in, He Yan came over with Wei Ning's peripheral bag.
Wei Ning took the bag, thanked him as usual, and walked away without extra expressions or words.
He Yan saw that the situation was wrong, what happened to this little alienated expression?
He Yan reached out and grabbed Wei Ning's wrist, wondering, "What's wrong with you?"
Wei Ning was also very puzzled: "What's wrong with me?"
"Then you look cold?"
"Am I indifferent? No way, isn't that what I usually look like?"
He Yan thinks about it too. Under normal circumstances, except for the service industry, no one will show enthusiasm on their faces at any time.
It may be that the relationship has gone further, and I am too sensitive.
Wei Ning rolled his eyes, held He Yan's hand behind his back, and interlocked his fingers with his fingertips.
"What body shampoo do you use? Lend me to use it too."
Wei Ning became enthusiastic, but He Yan couldn't bear it.
"What are you implying?"
People with careful thoughts tend to complicate simple things, and He Yan is a typical example.
If you don't tease him, Wei Ning feels sorry for his rich imagination.
Wei Ning leaned into He Yan's ear and said, "I heard that couples using the same shower gel can enhance their relationship. The same deodorant is the best weapon to drive away rivals in love, and they are more engaged and harmonious when doing certain things."
Four hours later, Wei Ning returned to the room after deploying the tactics for the final day to the team members, and found a bottle of body shampoo in English on the desk, with a small note under the bottle, which was also bilingual in Chinese and English.
Wei Ning couldn't understand the English above, and He Yan probably understood this too. Being accustomed to writing in English, he marked the Chinese characters below.
[Tell me when you finish using it, and tell me if you don't like the scent. There are also cherry blossom, citrus, and lemon sage flavors. 】
He Yan's English writing is beautiful, elegant and smooth like a string of beating notes.
But Chinese characters... can only be said to be a little better than elementary school students, which belong to jerky block letters.
Wei Ning picked up the shower gel and kissed it.
He Zhuzhu, I love you to death.
Han Ou squinted his eyes, his eyes were deep, as if there was a tiger waiting for him to tame.
"First lock up the tiger and starve it for a period of time, and then tempt it with food. If it wants to get food, it must do the actions specified by the animal trainer. If it doesn't do it, it will be beaten. At first the tiger will resist, but the more it resists, the more it will be beaten. Get stronger."
"A tiger has no strength if it doesn't eat, and it's futile to resist. Its will will gradually become blurred, and its aggressiveness will gradually weaken. If you want to go down, you have to let go of your beastliness and dignity and listen to the words of the animal trainer."
"When the tiger makes an action, the trainer will reward it with an extra piece of meat, so that the tiger can survive only by being obedient. After repeating this, the tiger is domesticated."
Han Ou said a lot of words, but Lu Ziyang's response was only five words: "Are you going to change your career?"
Han Ou closed his eyes in disappointment, the veins on his forehead twitched.
Playing the piano to a cow is a waste of effort.
Dead wood cannot be carved.
Mud doesn't stick to the walls.
A Dou who can't help it.
Incurably stupid.
……
All kinds of incompetent words lined up and floated through Han Ou's mind like a bullet screen.
He Yan was able to discover little Aning, how could I have found such an idiot in a blind eye.Han Ou also experienced the feeling of lovelessness.
"Hey—" Lu Ziyang bumped Han Ou's arm with his elbow, "Are you scolding me in your heart?"
Han Ou said coldly: "If I scold you, I need to hide it in my heart? You idiot!"
"Where the hell am I stupid? You push so much, you just want to say that I am rebellious and rebellious! Labor and management don't want to quarrel with you. The more you let you, the more trouble you will get." Lu Ziyang exploded. I've never been so angry before.
Lu Ziyang knew that Han Ou was doing it for his own good, so Lu Ziyang made concessions again and again.I thought that I was sincerely waiting to win Han Ou's favor, but in the end, I didn't have a good impression, so I started to do it.
Lu Ziyang, who was used to bullying others, couldn't swallow this breath.
"It's not that you're tidying up, you're being abused." Han Ou's voice was as cold as ice, "If you're not crushed into the dust, you won't know how to grow."
"Fuck your sister's growth, I can get whatever I want now, just lie down and eat and drink for the rest of my life. I owe it to you to be mentally abused by you every day for a hobby!"
"Okay, very good. It's my mother who has no eyes, please disappear from my eyes immediately, immediately!"
Lu Ziyang stretched out his hand and gestured around: "This is my car, okay, you are the one who should leave."
Han Ou said directly to the driver: "Master, stop."
The driver's voice came through the glass: "Young man, you can't stop on the highway now."
"Park in the emergency lane." Han Ou didn't want to stay in the car for a moment.
"It's hard to get a taxi when you go down now." Although the driver was a bit capricious, he still had a kind heart.The boys in the car looked very young, so he was worried.
"I'll figure it out myself." Han Ou became stubborn and no one could stop him.
The team members persuaded the fight one after another: "Team Han, don't be impulsive. We are all from our own family. Brothers have no overnight feud. A few quarrels will pass after a while."
"Brother?" Han Ou sneered, reaching out to open the window.
Seeing Han Ou's actions, Lu Ziyang thought that he was going to jump out of the window, and grabbed his arm: "Are you crazy? If you jump from here, you will be disabled even if you don't die. You have buried me for so long, why do you say something back? Want to commit suicide? Isn't your psychological quality very good?"
Suicide?Han Ou just wanted to open the window for some air.
"Let go." Han Ou had a straight face, the contours of his heroic face were tense.
"Don't let go." Lu Ziyang held Han Ou's arm even tighter, for fear that if he let go, he would fall to his death in front of his eyes on the spot.
At this time, the car passed a flower field, and a lost bee flew in from the window, flying around the blue-headed bun on Lu Ziyang's forehead.
Lu Ziyang was most afraid of insects with wings, so he stared at the bee in front of him, breathing with his mouth tilted.
The bee buzzed and lingered, Lu Ziyang's eyes were almost cross-eyed, he was so panicked that he didn't dare to let go of Han Ou and waved it away.
Seeing that the bee was about to land on his forehead, Lu Ziyang yelled anxiously: "Han Ou, help me get rid of it quickly. Mom, hurry up, I'm going crazy."
Han Ou raised his eyebrows, full of arrogance, and snorted: "I'm not your mother."
"You are the ancestor!" It doesn't matter what it is, the first thing to do is to help me get rid of this horrible thing in front of me.
"Hurry up, please!" Lu Ziyang stomped anxiously.
"You don't have hands?"
"My fucking hands are on saving your life, don't you see?"
"I only saw a fool who was frightened by a little bee and went out of his mind." When Han Ou was speaking, he suddenly reached out and grabbed a handful. Lu Ziyang only felt the wind on his face, and then the whole world was clean.
Lu Ziyang collapsed like a collapse, because of excessive fright, a thin layer of sweat broke out on his forehead, and the afterglow of the setting sun refracted on it, making his blue hair glisten.
"Let go of me." Han Ou said again.
Lu Ziyang's claws were like iron tongs, making Han Ou's arm ache.
"I'll let you go if you don't jump out of the car." Lu Ziyang insisted.
"Don't show the lower limit of IQ, otherwise..." Han Ou raised his half-clenched fist to Lu Ziyang's eyes, "I'll let it go."
Lu Ziyang immediately let go of Han Ou and sat down neatly.
Han Ou stretched out his hand out of the window, letting go of the little life in his hand, and at the same time had an idea.
In a few days, I will transplant some flowers that attract bees into the garden in front of the base. As long as Lu Ziyang is disobedient, I will catch bees to scare him.
After returning to the training base, Han Ou had another meeting.
As He Yan said, to bring a brand new 4STAR team to participate in the autumn league, the time is tight and the task is heavy.
Correcting Lu Ziyang's shortcomings is also for the sake of team harmony, one mind and one mind, focusing on training.
After so many days of telling each other, Han Ou had to start the training to know whether Lu Ziyang had made any progress.
Han Ou didn't want to play a normal matchmaking game, so he asked a few familiar teams to practice.
As for the MVP team, He Yan also led the players into regular training.
Before the training started, Wei Ning stood at the door of the training room of the first team with arms folded, with a peach blossom face.
When Lu Chenxi walked past Wei Ning, he glanced at him several times.
"Why?" Wei Ning asked.
"What are you doing?" Lu Chenxi asked back, "Aren't you full?"
"..." Wei Ning is not stupid, he is very clear about what Lu Chenxi is referring to.
Wei Ning was in a good mood, and didn't want to argue with Lu Chenxi, so he put his arms around Lu Chenxi's neck, and said with a smile: "I'm here to ask Team He to get my bag."
Lu Chenxi tilted his head and sniffed in front of Wei Ning: "Your body is full of the smell of Captain He, don't you change your clothes?"
Wei Ning lowered his head and sniffed: "Is there any?"
"The body shampoo used by Team He is not produced in China, and the fragrance is unique and too obvious." Lu Chenxi said.
Wei Ning suddenly realized: "I just said why I always smell a vague fragrance, it turned out to be his."
"How did you manage to lie without pretentiousness, and even give people an inexplicable sense of trust?" Lu Chenxi was so curious.
"I'm not lying." Wei Ning said innocently, "I have mild rhinitis, and I'm not very sensitive to fragrance."
Wei Ning only smelled it after He Yan took a bath, when the fragrance was the strongest.I occasionally smell it at other times, but He Yan is not by my side.
"Okay, anyway, you and Team He are married, so I can only congratulate you. By the way, have you dealt with the matter of the anchor?" Lu Chenxi always thought about the team's reputation, and never forgot about it.
"It's been dealt with." He Yan handled it personally, and Wei Ning answered with confidence.
"That's good. I went to adjust the machine, and I haven't done it by hand for a few days."
Wei Ning nodded: "Okay, I'll leave after I take the bag, and I won't disturb your training."
"Hey." Lu Chenxi took two steps, then turned back, raised his hand to Wei Ning, and said, "Tomorrow we may not be there to cheer you on, so let's give you a high-five first, and wish you lead the team to win the first trophy .”
Wei Ning smiled.
This is the brother, who talks about all kinds of dissatisfaction with you, and helps each other at critical moments.
Not long after Lu Chenxi went in, He Yan came over with Wei Ning's peripheral bag.
Wei Ning took the bag, thanked him as usual, and walked away without extra expressions or words.
He Yan saw that the situation was wrong, what happened to this little alienated expression?
He Yan reached out and grabbed Wei Ning's wrist, wondering, "What's wrong with you?"
Wei Ning was also very puzzled: "What's wrong with me?"
"Then you look cold?"
"Am I indifferent? No way, isn't that what I usually look like?"
He Yan thinks about it too. Under normal circumstances, except for the service industry, no one will show enthusiasm on their faces at any time.
It may be that the relationship has gone further, and I am too sensitive.
Wei Ning rolled his eyes, held He Yan's hand behind his back, and interlocked his fingers with his fingertips.
"What body shampoo do you use? Lend me to use it too."
Wei Ning became enthusiastic, but He Yan couldn't bear it.
"What are you implying?"
People with careful thoughts tend to complicate simple things, and He Yan is a typical example.
If you don't tease him, Wei Ning feels sorry for his rich imagination.
Wei Ning leaned into He Yan's ear and said, "I heard that couples using the same shower gel can enhance their relationship. The same deodorant is the best weapon to drive away rivals in love, and they are more engaged and harmonious when doing certain things."
Four hours later, Wei Ning returned to the room after deploying the tactics for the final day to the team members, and found a bottle of body shampoo in English on the desk, with a small note under the bottle, which was also bilingual in Chinese and English.
Wei Ning couldn't understand the English above, and He Yan probably understood this too. Being accustomed to writing in English, he marked the Chinese characters below.
[Tell me when you finish using it, and tell me if you don't like the scent. There are also cherry blossom, citrus, and lemon sage flavors. 】
He Yan's English writing is beautiful, elegant and smooth like a string of beating notes.
But Chinese characters... can only be said to be a little better than elementary school students, which belong to jerky block letters.
Wei Ning picked up the shower gel and kissed it.
He Zhuzhu, I love you to death.
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