Cannon Fodder's Rebirth

In mid-August, Jiang Xi went to Province S to accompany Zhong Yifan for a few days as agreed, but he didn't go alone, Yue Yan and Tong Le were also traveling with him.

The relationship between the two is still in the running-in period, and there are various restraints between each other, which often makes Jiangxi feel funny and embarrassed to laugh.

On the second day after arriving in Province S, Zhong Yifan specially took the time to accompany them to browse the famous places and historical sites as a kindness of the landlord.

The location of Cheng's gold mine is one of the birthplaces of Wudou Rice, an important school of early Chinese Taoism.In fact, Zhongnan Mountain, where the Quanzhen Sect, which is familiar to people through Mr. Jin Yong's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and other popular martial arts classics, is also in S Province.

If Buddhism is an imported product introduced from India to China during the Han and Tang Dynasties, then Taoism must be regarded as an authentic local product.When the four of them climbed the mountain together to visit a local Taoist temple that was very popular, Tong Le also joked that it was considered as supporting domestic products.

Speaking of which, Zhong Yifan has only been in S Province for more than three months, but in order to entertain Jiangxi well, he still made up a lot of local folk customs and historical knowledge during his busy schedule, and acted as a tour guide to explain them along the way.

"Have you ever heard of the saying 'One person attains the Tao, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven'? The allusion happened here. It is said that a man named Tang Gongfang met a master of Taoism, practiced Taoism with him, and later took the medicine given by his master. The elixir and elixir, not only can communicate with birds and beasts, but also Duan Yu's lingbo microsteps, the speed is too fast to catch up with and catch. Unfortunately, the county guard in the yamen found out about this, and he insisted on learning from him Dao, but I thought it might take a little bit of wisdom to practice. The sheriff couldn’t learn it all the time. He felt that Tang Gongfang didn’t care about teaching, so he arrested his family. When Tang saw it, he asked his master for help, but the master gave him His family has taken the elixir, and even painted the house, and the Tang family even took the chickens, ducks, geese and dogs together to enjoy the blessing."

"Look at how good this teacher is!" Tong Le complained as he climbed up and panted, holding Jiang Xi's shoulders, "Our pervert who teaches modern design history said that if I miss class next semester, he will never let me go."

"Knowing that he's after you, how dare you not attend class on time? If that Tang He is also so learned, see if his teacher will give him an elixir." He took a bottle of Pulse from his backpack and handed it to Tong Le. Jiang Xi was fine. A lesson in compassion for him.

"By the way! That guy seems to teach you too, right? Come to think of it, I saw him take you to the staff cafeteria for dinner twice. No wonder you talked to him like that, did you have an affair with him?" Going down the bottle of water, Tong Le can't keep his mouth shut after drinking other people's water.

Originally, Yue Yan and Tong Leshang were still in the stage where they were only a little short of lovers. Most of the time along the way, Zhong Yifan and Yue Yan walked in front, and Jiang Xi and Tong Le walked a little behind.After hearing Tong Le's words, Zhong Yifan took two steps and then fell back.

"I seem to hear who is having an affair with whom? Is someone going to explain to me?" Zhong Yifan stared at Jiang Xi with a smile, trying to cover up the sour smell on his body.

"Brother Fan, let me report that Jiangxi has an affair with a divorced man who teaches modern design history in our school. I suggest you torture him in bed tonight!"

After Tong Le finished speaking, he jumped up. Even if he ran fast, Jiangxi's Tathagata Palm was not long enough to catch anyone.

"Tong Le, I don't think I've thought about that subject!" Jiang Xi shouted at the back of the instigator.

"Did you hear that, Brother Fan? He's a typical example of not calling himself up. Hurry up and get rid of him and get the Fa-rectification on the spot!"

Turning his head and shouting happily, Tong Le didn't pay attention to his feet, slipped his foot, and was immediately punished for his provocation. Fortunately, Yue Yan, who had developed motor nerves, rushed over with a stride and quickly stopped him.

"Be careful." Yue Yan bent down and helped Tong Le re-tie the loose shoelaces.

"Brother Yue..." Tong Le had never enjoyed this kind of treatment, and was very uncomfortable, so he held back for a long time before saying thank you.

"Let's go!" Standing up, Yue Yan stretched out his hand to Tong Le: "Give them some space, let's go first."

After hesitating for a moment, Tong Le handed her hand over, which was held by Yue Yan.

This was the first time they held hands straight, looked at Yue Yan's side face, and then lowered his gaze to his perfectly shaped abdominal muscles, Tong Le's palm felt a little tingling feeling of weak electricity passing by.

The weather in August, although it is summer vacation, there are still not many people who choose to climb mountains, even if it is cloudy and there is no sun today, it is still the same.

Yue Yan and the others walked a little further, and there was no one around, Zhong Yifan took Jiang Xi to sit on a rock under the shade of a tree by the side of the road and began to extract a confession.

"What's the matter with that divorced man, hurry up and tell me the truth."

"The divorced man's name is Zheng Wei. His parents-in-law are neighbors who live upstairs from our house. You've seen them before. It's the old couple who thought you were my brother during Chinese New Year."

"Say the point!"

"The point is that his wife divorced him two years ago. At that time, their daughter was less than two years old, so they were sentenced to the custody of the woman. Now the woman is going to remarry. He wants to get back the custody of his daughter, so he often runs to the home of his parents-in-law. He happened to meet me in the corridor that time, and knew that we were neighbors upstairs and downstairs, so he wanted to ask me about the recent situation of his ex-wife's family when we met again at school."

"It's that simple?" Zhong Yifan raised his eyebrows.

"It's as simple as that, I confessed everything verbatim." Jiang Xi spread his hands with an innocent expression.

"Ahem, you probably don't know much about it. My policy has always been to be honest and strict." With a smirk on his face, Zhong Yifan moved his mouth closer.

"Is it still strict to confess? Then I will definitely resist to the end!" Dodging back, Jiang Xi avoided Zhong Yifan's wolf kiss and let him kiss him on the neck.

"Frankness is stricter, resistance is even stricter!" He raised the back of his hand and wiped his mouth: "It's so salty!"

After climbing the mountain for a long time, he was sweating all over, Zhong Yifan found out that the salt on Jiang Xi's skin exceeded the standard when he kissed him.

"Pfft!" Standing up, Jiang Xi took off his backpack and chased in the direction Yue Yan and the others were walking, not forgetting to give Zhong Yifan a self-inflicted taunt: "You asked for it."

Jumping up and slapping his buttocks to catch up, Zhong Yifan threatened: "You'd better run fast so I don't get caught, or I'll kill you right away!"

In less than half a minute, Jiang Xi was caught, but it was a self-inflicted trap.

He stopped and raised a finger to make a silent gesture to Zhong Yifan who was chasing him, Jiang Xi pulled him to peek ahead from behind the tree.Tong Le leaned against the rocks of the mountain road, kissing Yue Yan deeply.

"DV, take it out for me." After whispering, Zhong Yifan turned around and revealed the backpack to Jiang Xi.

The two people in the front kissed with ecstasy, and the two voyeurs in the back covered their mouths while snickering and admiring.

"Yue Yan usually looks quite serious, but I didn't expect to have such a wild side..." Jiang Xi felt that he should go out. Judging from the current extent of Yue Yan's hand poking into Tong Le's clothes, if he doesn't go out, there may be It will uncontrollably develop into a restricted-level banned film.

"Being good-natured and not messing around doesn't mean he's not a man, this kind of thing is instinct!"

"But he's not afraid of salt." Jiang Xi didn't think that Tong Le, who had climbed for so long, would not sweat.

"Actually, I'm not afraid!" As he spoke, Zhong Yifan leaned forward again and sucked Jiang Xi's left carotid artery, leaving a clear hickey that probably won't fade away in a week.

"Hey!" Jiang Xi's protest can't save anything, it's summer, he can't wear a high collar or a scarf to cover it up, can he?

Before Jiangxi could finish tangling, there were people talking and laughing in the distance, probably other tourists came up, and the two hurriedly got out from behind the tree, interrupting the good things of the couple in front.

After climbing to the top of the mountain and visiting the Taoist temple, following the mountain road behind is a river that is quite famous in the local area because of a beautiful woman.

"It is said that the princes of Fenghuo opera, the beautiful woman who wiped out the Western Zhou Dynasty with a smile lived in the upper reaches." After descending the mountain, Zhong Yifan led several people into a tourist attraction on the ancient plank road, and pointed to the upper reaches of the river to introduce them.

"Bao Si?" Tong Le asked first.

"Yes, Bao Si, this river is called Bao River." Zhong Yifan took the opportunity to tease Tong Le: "Are you also interested in beautiful women?"

"He's not just interested? Usually playing football can attract beautiful basketball cheerleaders. We were quarantined in SARS, and some girls came to the balcony to give chewing gum." Jiang Xi obviously wanted to retaliate, so he used Looking at God with a little sympathy, he looked at Yue Yan: "Look closely..."

"You two husbands and husbands cooperate very well!" Yue Yang pulled Tong Le to his side: "But our relationship is not so easy to be provoked."

Hearing what Yue Yan said, Tong Le made a happy grimace and winked at Jiangxi.

A tour guide led a group of tourists holding small flags and trumpets while explaining and passing by. The four stopped laughing and continued to move forward.

"Go faster, walk faster, and listen to the explanations without spending money." Today, the relationship between Climbing Mountain and Yue Yan has made new progress, and Tong Le is in a good mood.

"It's alright, alright, don't embarrass me." You don't need a tour guide when you enter the scenic spot, because you don't want anyone to disturb the two of them. Yue Yan grabbed Tong Le's backpack and grabbed the monkey-like man who was happy .

After those people had walked a little farther, Zhong Yifan continued to perform his duties as a free tour guide, telling them a famous allusion about the plank road under his feet at the moment—Ming repaired the plank road and crossed Chen Cang secretly.

"Zhang Liang asked Liu Bang to burn down the plank road, which is really ruthless."

As soon as Yue Yan spoke up, several people began to discuss the Chu-Han dispute again. The reason why Liu Bang finally forced the ancient and modern Western Chu overlord, who was unparalleled in martial arts and bravery, to commit suicide in the Wujiang River.Most of the boys are more enthusiastic when they talk about these things, and they reach the end of the plank road while walking and talking.

"Hey? Didn't you say that the plank road is hundreds of kilometers long? How come it's over?" Tong Le obviously didn't want to finish it.

"That's the ancient plank road, it's gone now, it was built on the ruins of the ancient plank road, it's not as long as the real restoration." Seeing that Tong Le didn't have enough fun, Zhong Yifan embraced Jiang Xi's shoulder and turned around: " Go, go down and take a speedboat and look ahead."

The plank road is gone, and the waterway can still be looked forward.

Everyone was put on an orange life jacket, and Tong Le was the first to jump on the speedboat, and took the DV over, preparing to take a picture of the plank road on the cliff from the water.

Looking from the water to the mountains, the feeling will be very different again.The mountains are high and the valleys are deep, and the trestles stand on the hillside among the lush greenery. Every supporting pillar under the plank road is inserted into the holes made on the cliffs, which is dangerous and spectacular.Think again that the earliest formation of this road can be traced back to the 250th century BC when King Wu defeated Zhou. During the Warring States period, stones were drilled on the cliffs, holes were drilled, wooden piles were laid on wooden boards, and vehicles and horses were passed together. The chisel length has reached [-] kilometers.With such backward production tools at that time, the entire plank road was built by hand and shoulders, and the degree of difficulty can be imagined.

"At that time, there was no explosives, so it's hard to understand how they dug rocks..." Yue Yan sighed.

"The most primitive method is to heat the stone with a lot of firewood, then suddenly pour cold water on it, and use the principle of thermal expansion and contraction to make the stone shatter." Although the method is primitive, Zhong Yifan still admires the wisdom of the ancient working people.

Sitting on the speedboat, the wind whizzed past the tips of the hair, and the heat disappeared.Jiang Xi and Zhong Yifan sat peacefully and watched the scenery, while Tong Le turned around and patted things, Yue Yan was worried that he was standing still, and even pulled some clothes to avoid falling into the water.

They were not the only speedboat on the broad river, and Tong Le suddenly yelled when another speedboat passed by.

"elder brother!?"

Several people looked back, the speed was too fast, and they only saw the slowly spreading dovetail-shaped water marks left by the speedboat passing by.

"Did you read it wrong? Why is your brother here?" Yue Yan pulled Tong Le to sit down.

It seems that he is not sure, Tong Le rewinds the things he took and looked at them again, this time he is 100% sure.

"It's my brother, who is that man next to him?"

The three heads came together, and both Jiang Xi and Yue Yan could confirm that apart from the staff of the scenic spot, one of the three men on the speedboat was indeed Tong Huan.As for the other one, Zhong Yifan took a closer look and recognized it - Luo Zhaolin.

When did these two get together?

Tong Huan is also wondering about this question. He doesn't know why he is not allowed to smoke, drink or have sex with others. He doesn't know why he is not a soldier. I don't know the surname. I deliberately used the annual leave to force myself to go out with him to climb mountains and go boating.But one thing he knew, if he didn't listen to him, he would really be handcuffed.That guy is merciless, the taste of handcuffs, or the extremely bad slanted back handcuffs, he has experienced it...

When the speedboat docked, Jiang Xi and the others filed up, Zhong Yifan hesitated a little.Luo Zhaolin has come to S province, why don't you make a phone call and invite someone to have a meal to fulfill the friendship of the landlord?

Speaking to Tong Huan, it would be polite if he didn't kick him into the river, but Luo Zhaolin is a good brother, did Luo Zhaolin serve as a soldier when they met.In addition, I helped him save Jiangxi last time, although it didn't help, but this love must be passed on to others.

Same as Zhong Yifan is Tong Le, the brothers have not met since the fight with his brother last time, his father asked him several times to call Tong Huan to come to their house for dinner, his brother He hung up the phone, and he stopped calling in a fit of anger.So this time when they met by chance, out of anger, he didn't really want to meet Tong Huan, so he told Yue Yan that he was hungry and wanted to eat.

Yue Yan was the substantial victim in the last incident, after all he was drugged.But because of the medicine, Tong Le fell asleep in a daze, and Tong Huan and Tong Le were two brothers, which made it really inconvenient for him to settle accounts like he threatened Tong Huan when he said "this matter will never end".But in the final analysis, he was still not so happy in his heart, so he didn't want to see Tong Huan very much, it was embarrassing.

Zhong Yifan knew the expressions of several people in his mind, probably because Luo Zhaolin didn't notify him when he came to play, because he was afraid that he would look at Tong Huan and make trouble?Then when he has a chance to entertain Luo Zhaolin alone, now hurry up and take everyone out of the scenic spot to eat, so as not to accidentally bump into them inside.

But it is said that there is no coincidence, and today all the coincidences came together. Although they avoided Luo Zhaolin and the others, they met someone more unexpected.